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mochinomnoms · 4 months
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If the eels boob and butt squishing privileges are taken away they will make it everyone else's problem. Grumpy scary eels with be had.
They are so grumpy!! Floyd is visibly annoyed, his bad mood follows him like a plague from class, to basketball club, to his shift at mostro lounge. After a certain point, Jamil and Azul both are both begging you to let Floyd do whatever the hell he was doing with you before cause he broke the thick glass panel of the hoop by launching a ball far too hard during practice, and was also throwing knifes at one of the employees after getting even more pissed off from a returned dish he made.
Jade is a bit more petty. If he can't show his beloved affection then he won't accept any from them either! Nevermind that you weren't barring any other form of affection. It last for all of a day, to everyone (except Floyd and Azul)'s surprise. You open your bedroom door, Grim in hand, only to find a 6'2” giant in your bed wrapped tightly in your blankets and pillows to inhale your scent. He's giving you puppy eyes (and holding a can of fancy tuna to bribe Grim, for good measure) and asking for forgiveness for this poor, unfortunate soul! *sniffle sniffle* He's just so lonely, he misses the sweet embrace of his mate! Try as you might, you find yourself laying in bed as Jade lies on top of you, face-first into your boobs and arms wrapped around you as Grim snacks on his tuna, curled into your neck.
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usernare · 2 years
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BRUNA MARQUEZINE maldivas
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poppingcandy2909 · 23 days
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reading hannibal fanfics and thinking "hah, that's cute. that's so me and my girlfriend." then getting three lines further and immediately revoking that thought
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Makes you wonder how Lila's even so likeable when all she does is brag about all her "achievments" and throws pity parties for herself for all the struggles she's had to overcome. Irl a person like her would be f*cking exhausting, and that's regardless of whether they would even be lying or not about their amazing life.
irl, people like that are some of the most despised people I've ever come across. I've had the immense displeasure of knowing several through my life and holy shit. the novelty wears off very, very quickly. especially when the person who makes everything about themself and their problems and their achievements and me me me all. the. time. never does anything for anyone else.
Lila never does anything beyond "wah help me or you're a bad person" and that does not ingratiate a lot of people to you. she makes everyone else carry her stuff, she doesn't hang out at group events, she doesn't invite anyone to her home, she doesn't organise outings, or take notes for anyone else, she doesn't even seem the type to wish anyone a happy birthday nevermind give them a card or present or cake! tack on the lying, which any ordinary 13/14 year old kid would be happy enough to demand proof for, and you have a classmate who is: unhelpful, selfish, self centered, annoying, and untrustworthy. like??
that's not even getting into the fact that, from the class' pov, Lila is flaunting her wealth and connections and making promises that are never delivered upon. regardless of whether or not she's lying that's pretty annoying and disappointing.
like, i get we're supposed to think Lila is some kind of genius manipulator but like?? she's no Azula, and even then, Azula was betrayed by the people closest to her so... even someone who has power and real manipulative skill and the capacity to follow through on her threats still could not remain ingratiated to her only friends forever.
and Lila? she doesn't have any power, or anyway to follow through with her threats other than with middle school bullying. her time in the spotlight is running out, and when it does she is gonna be the most hated kid in school.
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citroncynique · 1 year
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one day I'll stop drawing Fontaine OCs
today is not that day
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controlledhues · 9 days
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/ / idk if you've noticed but I'm having issues with my writing hdjfks like, sure I can easily draw 34857349 things a day but I cannot write even if my life depended on that.
I'll still remain somewhat active, I have some replies left to do, but I do ask you to be patient with me and remind me when I owe threads y__y
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xenokiryu · 3 months
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I have mentioned it a 1,000 times, but I absolutely loathe the Celestial blessings thing in Nightbringer.
I hate them so goddamn much
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dimensionalspades · 3 months
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Just know that if you interact with Pasiphos the more you dislike them the more they'll be a nuisance and insult your tastes for not liking them.
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luciferpanini · 2 years
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i have like 34780220 writing wips but pathetic swap au art takes priority either way.
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king-minyard · 6 months
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PSA
Do not flush wipes. Not even so-called "flushable" wipes. They do not break down in water, and they will clog your pipes.
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rocksandmirrors · 11 months
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Ducks and geese are my villain origin
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right?? they're a menace to society
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flootzavut · 5 months
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It's weird watching a show where you have no favourite characters or ship and think they're all kind of awful, I see the fandom going "THESE TWO WERE SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER" and I'm over here going "X literally spent months manipulating her and deliberately making Y miserable in order for Y to obsess over X instead of idk talking to Y" these people are awful and a person who starts out utterly vile and objectionable becoming somewhat less awful does not constitute them being a good person. Like it's entertaining, it's just weird seeing people try to make it romantic and sweet when it's just red flag central.
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Incidentally "leave your echo chamber! Debate people who disagree with you!" is fucking terrible advice dreamed up by idiots in ivory towers who think "disagreement" is passive-aggressive letters to the editorial board about academic minutiae.
Spend five minutes in the comments on, say, a lifeboat charity post, dealing with people who genuinely think an emergency service should be defunded because they don't let enough immigrants drown. You just end up feeling like the human race should be nuked and the planet ceded to the cockroaches.
It's your unpaid leisure time FFS. Spend it around people you actually like.
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inthecemetery · 1 year
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okay but if this is how these witches treat blood witches... no wonder they got shredded like fucking cheese
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foolish-edworm · 1 year
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okay yes it's fucked up but come to me is a banger
also holy shit. lestat. what is wrong with you boy. im on the final episode and i am literally going to scream and cry this show is so good
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superduperkas · 2 years
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Stranger Things season 4 didn't need to be split into 2 volumes. I honestly don't see how it uplifts or adds to the storytelling.
What I do see are the other shows released in between the volumes, the viewership overlap, and how it forces viewers to make a choice between which shows to watch. And I realize, they can just be watched at a different date but the next 30 days (this differs from company to company) is CRUCIAL for binge series to rack up as many watched hours as possible to determine whether it's worth renewing or not. Scheduling is VERY important and can determine whether a show lives or dies.
Way back back, when streaming and OD weren't an option, there were so-called death slots which are a combination of undesirable days and times (Tuesdays at 10pm, Fridays, and Saturdays and others). Any show slipping in the ratings or a show that was very niche would be placed in these slots to die and so there was a viable excuse to cancel them. They can cancel them and say 'oh look, we tried'.
So now, death slots have been modernized for streaming, but now it's relies on when the entirety of show is released and what's being released before and after it. Stranger Things is juggernaut behemoth of a show, for good reason, so ANYTHING released around it is gonna take a massive viewership hit so for Netflix to split the 4th season, release the shows around it (w/ little to no promotion outside of cast and fans) is fucked up because they clearly have shows they want to struggle if not fail so they can say 'oh look, we tried'.
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