#they'll listen

[lordadmiralfarsight]

I (main blog of avantlalettre) will butcher you my beautiful saber and throw your remains in a river if you dont publicly denounce vaspider for calling ME,a female of 16 years,a perverted man. And furthermore your soul shall go to hell afterwards where it shall forever be trapped in a pool of flie's larvae,ice,and human refuse wherein you shall be tormented by your demonic hosts and force to pursue the Adversary's standard through this ocean of purulence for the remainder of eternity. However you can avoid this if you denounce vaspider,apologize to me,and delete your reply

Don't be surprised that people assume you're a guy when the name of your blog is Karl prince of darkness, Karl is a typically male name and people are gonna assume, doesn't matter how long you've been a female.

I didn't see anything about perversion in Vaspider's reply, so I'm going to guess you tacked that on yourself and that it's your opinion of all men. Nice essentialism there dipshit, but switching "woman bad" with "man bad" doesn't make you a genious or anything close to good, it makes you a narrowminded asshole. As a man, vas te faire retourner par une chèvre, suce-merde.

I don't believe in your soul thingy, so your threats mean fuck all to me.

Even if I somehow took into account your worldview, calling you an idiot on the internet wouldn't justify that severe of a punishment, especially for eternity, so you claiming that shows you are either exaggerating or you have an incredibly inflated opinion of your own worth on a metaphysical level. Either way, your threats are worthless even in your own belief system.

Reading the first line made me wonder if I had somehow gotten a yandere stalker. If you want people to give you the time of day, try not to talk like a deranged lunatic.

The overly wordy way you write is also doing you no favor, as it makes you sound like a melodramatic twat. You don't sound smart, you sound arrogant. Just in case, and so you understand, here's a TL;DR in your own language : I, Farsight, Lord Admiral by the Grace of my Shipping Heart, do declare that your vile perfidy and obtuse demagoguery are most unwanted upon these hallowed piers, that your hackneyed threats are as void of meaning as the soul of a gull is of decency, that your biases are a stain most revolting and that your very presence is neither wanted, nor tolerated. Begone from my dock. Or, for normal people : blocked. And if you somehow contact me again, I will contact the police regarding the very real and actual death threat in the first sentence of this bullshit. And as I live in France, where death threats ARE legally penalized, that means legal consequences :) So fuck off my dock, and never come back. Vas te faire voire chez quelqu'un qui en a quelque chose à foutre de tes conneries.

#My first death threat on tumblr! #This feels like a rite of passage #and it's pseudo-spiritualist religious bullshit too #I wonder if that's a collector #can I sell it ? #I'd make an NFT of it if NFTs were still around #it's utter worthless bullshit #which makes it perfect for an NFT #“ME; a female of 16 years!” #So what #I've been a man for almost 32 years #gender + age ain't an achievement #but seriously death threats have legal consequences in France #if that moron comes back or tries anything I AM going to the police station #and I'm a teacher #and considering how many high profile teacher murders have happened in recent years #they'll listen #they kind of have to

[bizarrelittlemew]

i hope someone mentions to Ed how Stede was moaning his name in his sleep every night. he deserves to know

#especially if it's maybe pete saying like “at least we don't have to listen to that every night anymore” while ed is present #turns out they'll just get the double-up live version now #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd #our flag means death

[themostdeviousbastardinnyc]

Really really hope buttons the seagull delivers mail between the inn and the revenge <3 ed and stede annoy the hell out of the crew with overly long domestic letters like that one extended family member who will NOT take you off their christmas newsletter list

#ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #blackbonnet #edward teach #stede bonnet #the crew of the revenge #listen i am positive they'll stay in contact but i want gentlebeard to be annoying about it #envyposting

[saturnniidae]

I like to think Hiccup has whole 'conversations' with Toothless that are essentially incomprehensible to anyone but them (they consist of little human language–mostly draconic noises and body language as well as signals/cues specific to Hiccup and Toothless) the other riders are used to it at this point, but a lot of people are very much not and find it incredibly confusing.

Its started a lot of rumors of Hiccup being some 'dragon whisperer' that can actually speak to and command them and the other riders tease him about it relentlessly because he despises the rumors and always tries to correct them. Like every time they're brought up he'll say something along the lines of "No. If u actually pay attention to and connect with them, adapting to their way of communication isn't hard. I don't actually speak with them ur just not observant enough" and is constantly ignored

(This is kind of a follow-up to another post but I didn't want to tack it onto a rb)

#he'll seem like hes talking to himself then make the weirdest fucking none human noise or movement #and they'll realize toothless is like right behind him with his ears perked up very clearly listening and about to respond #this is partially canon but they have a lot of hand signals too #hiccup waves his hands around absently when hes talking and excited (literally stimming) #but also has developed the habit of making specific movements when talking to toothless #httyd #hiccup and toothless #hiccup haddock #httyd headcanon #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #toothless #im supposed to be asleep rn 💀 #rtte #how to train your dragon #autistic!hiccup #moth.txt

[dykefaggotry]

we need to embrace television being mid again and I mean this truly and genuinely. it's okay to dislike or be disappointed by a season of a show u like but sometimes it's not as deep as all that. it's like on tumblr a season of a show can either be award winning show stoppingly incredible or it's garbage and the entire thing needs to go but sometimes. Sometimes. it is just television.

#not even just tumblr either it's reviewers of stuff too they'll act like shows are god awful just bc it won't be winning awards #listen. television is goofy. just silly lil guys on ur screen.

[furiosophie]

#thranto #thrawn #eli vanto #something something we deserve a soft epilog my love #something something your story's in my fingertips you'll never wash away #something something they'll always find they're way back to each other in the end #something something what if i cry about them again #listen ahsoka season two eli rocks up on dathomir takes thrawn by the scruff of the neck and drags him back to the ascendancy #canon is whatever i and that 150k thranto fic i wrote want it to be #soph arts #id in alt text

[swordsonnet]

lately, i've seen more people in the online autistic community acknowledging the struggles of people with higher support needs, which is of course an important development. but for some, that seems to come with the implicit assumption that low needs autistics "have it easy" or experience no stigma at all, which is just wrong??? people with low support needs are still disabled by their autism and still face discrimination because of it. sure, they are impaired to a lesser degree than those with higher support needs, but that doesn't mean you can just erase their struggles, y'know?

#sometimes i see posts that are like 'its unfair to say that autistic people have it easy and arent really disabled...' and go yes! exactly! #but then they'll continue like '...because not all autistic people have low support needs' #and i'm like. okay nevermind you dont understand this at all #i have comparatively mild autism (was diagnosed with aspergers back when that was still a thing) #and my autism has still significantly impacted and impaired my life #i think its important to acknowledge the huge range of experiences in the autistic community #and that many others have struggled much more than me #but that doesnt mean its all easy breezy for me and other lsn autistics yknow? #(i guess i would technically be considered medium support needs or something but that's because of my chronic illness not my autism) #i wish people would just. like. listen to other peoples experiences before just assuming that they know everything about their lives #ofc a huge part of this is also some lsn autistics distancing themselves from hsn people and pretending that they're not actually disabled #but not every lsn autistic is like that. and even the ones that are are usually (consciously or unconsciously) downplaying their symptoms #autism #actually autistic #actuallyautistic #this isn't really about the post i just reblogged btw it just reminded me of it #because some of the notes on it went in that direction

[kyuhu]

here they are!

#hws lithuania #hws latvia #hws estonia #aph lithuania #aph latvia #aph estonia #hetavision #I thiiiiink I might like Ed's song most of these three but then again they all don't really hit me this year for some reason #I listened to all of them a lot but I hope they'll still catch me sooner or later #rn f.rance m.oldova and A.ustria are the ones I like most but idk I'm still very indecisive #I'm screaming about Liet's metallic orange fit #I took the clothing from the national finals so idk what they'll be actually wearing on stage whoops

[slaygentford]

the way that louis. keeps saying I loved claudia she was my light I loved her unconditionally I loved her I loved her I loved her. and he never ever ever puts the word love and lestat even in the same paragraph. because. by both repetition and omission. he's telling himself a story. i loved her i loved her she was my light and my reason. he tells himself that story. as though telling that story is going to undo his guilt over the fact that. when it came down to it. lestat or claudia. it was never her

#another insane thing. claudia SAYS #in the TRAIN #he chose you over me he said I could go #WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED!!! TO HER THEN!!! AND WE DID NOT!!! #Louis has always been this selfish selfish easiest route possible lying liar and I'll say something else lestat was right about why #that alderman was killed the way he was. it was their anniversary. is the thing. #everyone thinks theyre the protagonist of their own story and if they know they aren't they'll tell it until they believe it huh

[onefey]

in a lot of shows the found family splitting up is an unsatisfying ending to their characters, but the writers make them go their seperate ways regardless.

in dhmis the found family would really like to go their seperate ways, but the "creator" keeps forcing them to stay together in the end.

#don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis #something something unique spin on found family. idk #transport is really telling to me because red guy doesn't say they'll never see eachother again. he says they'll be *neighbors* #he doesn't want to abandon them he wants Space #they are a family. not the kind that needs to live together though #idk. listen to me ramble. #fey rambles

[sapphic-agent]

Meanwhile:

We big chillin

#anti kataang #anti kataang shippers #zutara friendly #kataang shippers don't LISTEN #and then attack you when you disagree with them #you can give them direct contextual evidence #and they'll still refuse to accept that canon kataang screwed over katara massively #and aang for that matter #for mfs who claim to love aang so much kataang shippers are keen on the canon choices that stopped him from growing maturing and healing #and let's not talk about the mfs who claim to love katara and outright deny her established character traits to fit the kataang natrative #katara deserved better #harutara

[endlesspaint]

"NO-! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND!"

"WELL HOW CAN I--"

"GUYS!"

"Guys! we should stop-- we're too emotional right now and we might say something hurtful--"

"I don't know Floyd-- maybe we shouldn't stop. Y'know what--"

"Im going to be honest with you John--"

"It's SO hard, being your brother"

"And that's the cold hard truth."

#I was craving Brozone and John Dory angst #So i made this #Branch and Bruce are at the sidelines about to hold the two back until Clay dropped the bomb #Clay semi means what he said #Listen-- Im a John Dory Apologist but Im not blind to the fact that he was a total jerk when they were young #I understand his actions #but I don't excuse them #cause at the end of the day. bro started the whole domino effect of all the brothers leaving #and that hurts oofz #don't worry they'll make up after they have an emotional talk #trolls #dreamworks trolls #john dory #trolls band together #trolls 3 #trolls john dory #branch trolls #trolls branch #bruce trolls #trolls bruce #clay trolls #trolls clay #floyd trolls #trolls brozone #brozone

[expelliarmus]

YESSS BIG FINISH PODCAST COMING IN MARCH!!! 🥳🥳🥳

And the first story they're releasing is Death and the Queen aka one of my favourite Ten and Donna stories!!!! And everyone can listen to it for free!!! SO EXCITED

#also yay colin baker!!!!! #EVERYONE PLEASE LISTEN TO IT #i will for sure listen to it again when it comes out hehehe #i hope one day they'll serialise gallifrey 👀 #personal

[aueua]

dolce

#[art #.png] #[2022.zip] #deltarune #deltarune spoilers #dr tasque manager #dr sweet #or suite rather! hmm. #and then later they'll go listen to some new wave synth pop #at any rate... i feel tired so this'll just have to be posted as is; i don't want to work on it that much longer #nevertheless... i like them. [: my comfort beloveds