me when i used to be unable to do a pushup bc of my physical disability and then i put a lot of effort into strength training to manage my symptoms and dysphoria just to still be unable to do a pushup
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father grimaldi: forgive me, lord, for i have sinned.
constantine: — understatement of the bloody century, that is.
father grimaldi: the chapel is closed to the public! who are you? how did you get in here . . .?
constantine: did you know vatican city has the highest per-capita crime rate of any nation state in the world? i'd have thought a touch of breaking and entering's pretty much par for the course around here.
so #1, an undeniable slay.
#2, how long do we think he was sitting in the confessional booth waiting for the guy to wake up from ellie's fake vision quest. like an hour? checking his light, practicing his Big Reveal Pose TM? he probably brought a book with him and just shoved it underneath the seat cushion when it was time to show off.
#3, knowing how intensely he studied & continues to study in order to teach himself magic at such an absurdly advanced level without any teachers to formally guide him? and how that level of dedication would absolutely carry over into researching a mark / making sure he had every corner of a confidence scheme nailed down pat? i like to imagine that the day before this meeting was spent with his severely under-caffeinated ass parked at a public library computer, squinting at articles for 'most important things to know about vatican city before you travel' or 'top 10 little-known facts about vatican city' and using the back of his boarding pass to take notes on what would be the best throwaway line to blow off all the usual questions with.
also, he probably woke up still in his travel clothes less than two hours before this scene and had to hustle to get suited up in time for his Dramatic Apparition. the demon blood was boiling so bad in that chapel that it was giving him a killer migraine. he didn't get breakfast so his stomach was growling the ENTIRE time. but all that meant was he had plenty of room to eat UP the runway and that's EXACTLY what the fuck he did.i'm
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Hey emma! I hope you're having a great day 🫶💗
As for the tag game, I took the quiz and my result was... The killer.
Which is why I threw my phone across the room and refused to acknowledge this and failed to reblog my results. I am sorry but I won't accept it, maybe I'll try again cause I don't know what went wrong.
I love you so much, I am not a killer <-[said no innocent person ever].
Here have a hug <3
hey mais!! i'm having an okay day!! i hope yours is fabulous u deserve it <33
and oh my god... the quiz told you you're a killer... you KNOW the quizzes don't lie mais 😳
but i would actually love to know what u get if u take the quiz again. bc if u get killer twice,,,, then im sorry bestie. ur fate is SEALED.
oh a hug! thank u so much 🥰 u must have known that ive been craving a good squeezing today 💜
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Me unfollowing blogs that expressly post bad things about Taylor because I should just let go of seeing negative things anyway
(Can you believe a lot of haters judge her lyricism based on reading 1 line at a time…obviously that won’t make sense because a singular line won’t be some Shakespearean masterpiece on its own…and even then, even I as a longtime TS fan, despite some songs of hers that are probably corny for my taste or a little cringe…at the end of the day I know Taylor’s writing is her master craft ok byeeee)
noooo, you're so right and same tbh!!!! i had to unfollow some non-mutuals too bc they were being unnecessarily mean or condescending about taylor or midnights. you can criticise for sure! no one has to like midnights or any of taylor's music or even taylor, i don't care, but don't be rude about it or call people who like her stuff rude names? like, i don't want to see that on my dash. clicking the unfollow button is just the easiest solution to someone being like *that*. and i totally agree with the things you say about her songwriting. it is literally what sets her apart from other artists. she's also a great storyteller, and stories usually have more than one line 🙈 context always matters. and, yeah, some lyrics may be a little bit cringe and corny (e.g. thinking about the lover era singles), but that doesn't cancel out the many lyrics that aren't. like, blondie's got the range. and even her worst/cringier lyrics are better than a lot of other pop song writing out there i hear on the radio.
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