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#they have the worst 'one day' vibes
zhoufeis · 10 months
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Sang Zhi, check and see how many messages I wrote to you [in those past two years]. You did not reply even once.
偷偷藏不住 HIDDEN LOVE China. 2023.
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hailsatanacab · 2 years
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later than usual but here they are! it's meme time baby!
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ps i hope u have a great break 😘
it's meme time baby!!! 🙌🎊🎉❤️
for chapter 10 of cetbwa, thank you so much!!!
#danny phantom#danny phantom crossover#danny phantom dc#dp x dc#batman#cetbwa#close enough to be whole again#it's meme time baby!!!#thank you so much oh wait i've gotta tag you lmoa#tellmeabtspinos#i did it!! it only took me like 10 tags to remember we're getting better!!#speaking of - i hope you're feeling better today! sucks that you have to go to work feeling sic#k that's the worst :(#but the fact that you spent time making memes for cetbwa even though you're feeling so rotten 🥺🥰 my heart is about to burst#tysm you're so sweet ily#ALSO THESE ARE SO FUNNY!!!!#1) batman is absolutely deranged - jason would have a field day with that comment and you just know bruce can't exactly argue lmao#TIM JUST GIVES OF KIDNAPPABLE VIBES I'M NOT SORRY ABOUT IT - out of everyone Danny's met so far there's no one else that embodies it quite#like Tim haha#Danny's going to look around the batfam and be like 'yeah this all tracks' when he finds out there secret identities and then like#gets to Tim and just thinks... huh. did not see that coming#... did you like my 'did it?' ????? i did i liked it - danny's so desperate to recapture what they had when they were kids#because to him their relationship was warmth and love and safety against the harsh realities of the league and that's something that he#needs right now - but they're so different! they've grown up! yes they've had similar experiences but they're different people now#they reacted differently (and neither of them are in the wrong about it either - danny knows this) but it's just another wedge between them#it's not a wedge between them that's wrong - it's a painful reminder that danny can't ever have that feeling of safety again and he#really doesn't want to feel that right now#i liked that bit so i hope that came across idk#anyway thank you so much for the memes#i am making you some chicken soup for when you get home from work and after that i'll tuck you into bed all toasty and warm
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ourhouseishaunted · 11 months
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my brain for the past like 2 weeks
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byanyan · 8 months
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the day byan dreads the most is the day when facial hair becomes a thing they have to deal with on a more regular basis
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mrfoox · 3 months
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I'd love to date an woman, unfortunately they are too pretty for me or wouldn't match at all personality wise with me 😔
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sharkomen · 30 days
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me when i used to be unable to do a pushup bc of my physical disability and then i put a lot of effort into strength training to manage my symptoms and dysphoria just to still be unable to do a pushup
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talentforlying · 2 months
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father grimaldi: forgive me, lord, for i have sinned. constantine: — understatement of the bloody century, that is. father grimaldi: the chapel is closed to the public! who are you? how did you get in here . . .? constantine: did you know vatican city has the highest per-capita crime rate of any nation state in the world? i'd have thought a touch of breaking and entering's pretty much par for the course around here.
so #1, an undeniable slay.
#2, how long do we think he was sitting in the confessional booth waiting for the guy to wake up from ellie's fake vision quest. like an hour? checking his light, practicing his Big Reveal Pose TM? he probably brought a book with him and just shoved it underneath the seat cushion when it was time to show off.
#3, knowing how intensely he studied & continues to study in order to teach himself magic at such an absurdly advanced level without any teachers to formally guide him? and how that level of dedication would absolutely carry over into researching a mark / making sure he had every corner of a confidence scheme nailed down pat? i like to imagine that the day before this meeting was spent with his severely under-caffeinated ass parked at a public library computer, squinting at articles for 'most important things to know about vatican city before you travel' or 'top 10 little-known facts about vatican city' and using the back of his boarding pass to take notes on what would be the best throwaway line to blow off all the usual questions with.
also, he probably woke up still in his travel clothes less than two hours before this scene and had to hustle to get suited up in time for his Dramatic Apparition. the demon blood was boiling so bad in that chapel that it was giving him a killer migraine. he didn't get breakfast so his stomach was growling the ENTIRE time. but all that meant was he had plenty of room to eat UP the runway and that's EXACTLY what the fuck he did.i'm
#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#always torn in half between 'john is a freaky little weirdo who just Knows Things and Picks Up Vibes and it usually works for him'#and 'john is the most Normal Dude in the whole london occult scene he just works w/ magic like a grad student prepping for finals week'#and you know what? the answer is always 'Both. Both is good.'#also on the one hand i'm truly obsessed with the idea of john just?? Always having a bunch of weird trivia available w/ his eidetic memory#like he read about the apostolic palace once in a book when he was with the peace convoy and his brain latched onto it forever#and it just Happens to become convenient later on and this happens VERY often and no one ever really knows how he does it#but there is a real real charm in considering that he's still Just A Guy beneath all the layers of false confidence and mysticism#still someone who had to work to get to where he is now and who will always have to work to Maintain as well#i like the mental image of him pacing around his temporary digs with index cards and drilling all the necessary details for the scam#or him and ellie getting blasted the night before and dramatically playing out their Big Final Confrontation to iron out all the beats#you just Know they were laughing til they cried workshopping shit like 'MY OLD ADVERSARY! WE MEET AGAIN!' and 'DO YOUR WORST HELLSPAWN!'#still trying to keep straight faces the day of the fake fight while drastically improvising to try and throw each other off their game#idk!!! i always enjoy the Strange and Off-Putting things about him but all of the Really Really Human stuff is also just. so so precious#we always get to see The Myth The Legend as shaped by the errors of The Man. but especially in later years actually SEEING The Man gets rar#all this to say that for every perfectly executed and properly horrifying loom out of the shadows with a glimmer of his freaky glowing eyes#there is always at LEAST half an hour or more practicing angles + expressions + mood lighting in the mirror going on behind the scenes#and that is very very special to me!!!!#( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.#( visage. ) AND I'M A BASTARD.#sched.
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Hey emma! I hope you're having a great day 🫶💗
As for the tag game, I took the quiz and my result was... The killer.
Which is why I threw my phone across the room and refused to acknowledge this and failed to reblog my results. I am sorry but I won't accept it, maybe I'll try again cause I don't know what went wrong.
I love you so much, I am not a killer <-[said no innocent person ever].
Here have a hug <3
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hey mais!! i'm having an okay day!! i hope yours is fabulous u deserve it <33
and oh my god... the quiz told you you're a killer... you KNOW the quizzes don't lie mais 😳
but i would actually love to know what u get if u take the quiz again. bc if u get killer twice,,,, then im sorry bestie. ur fate is SEALED.
oh a hug! thank u so much 🥰 u must have known that ive been craving a good squeezing today 💜
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in-tua-deep · 8 months
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I drew up this merfolk character based on a pajama shark while i was at work! decided to digitally line and color it when i got home, though i did use colored pencils to do the original drawing lol
anyway i call them samira but,, don't get me started on the complex mer naming lore that has been tumbling around my brain all week
#my art#merfolk#every month is mermay if you try#pajama shark mer#mer#but yeah samira lives in my monster and magic 'verse which has its own set of magic rules and people#so yeah merfolk in that world worship the old ones which are basically big old sea monster that are created by and linked with deep magic#and because the old ones are made of magic if they are named it impacts what they are#it's super super forbidden in mer culture to name or nickname an old one because it WILL change them (almost always for the worst)#actually cold ones are just old ones who have gone mad after being named and started killing merfolk#there's an entire cultural role of merfolk who essentially kill cold ones to protect the merfolk but in return they can never be in a pod#ANYWAY that's beside the point#the point is that mer culture has weird name vibes because of this whole thing#basically strangers Do Not Refer To Strangers and they'd just say like. 'this one. that one.'#acquaintances would refer to another mer by the name of their spawning ground which at least denotes group#after that you may get a 'call name' provided by a mer which can change#they basically just get to like. decide their name of the day#FINALLY the ultimate level of intimacy is someone bestowing a name upon another mer#this step is usually pre-agreed on because it is INCREDIBLY rude to name someone who doesn't want you to name them#it's all to do with the old ones. like a 'you know me well enough that i will not be changed by whatever name you give me.'#'or if i am change it would be for the better'#this is some long ass rambles for a simple picture but YEAH#samira's name is a given name - given by their partner santino
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threeawfulfruits · 2 years
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SO UNBELIEVABLY PISSED. LEGIT I AM GONNA CRY. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
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twpsyn-who · 2 years
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I was thinking a little bit about the Steve, Eddie and Billy dynamic and came to the conclusion that they are literally BakuKiriKami and now I can not unseen it.
#I have no clue how bad Billy is I only know that he's a big jerk (and probably worst than high school Steve)#anyway I visualize him as a angry Pomeranian too so he and Bakugou 👌🏼#also Steve and Kirishima being sunshine boys willing to die for their friends and family (also them being Bakugou/Billy apologists first#and human being last)#and Eddie and Kaminari give me the same fucking vibe they also.play guitar and barely pass any classes absvbsjs at least there's someone#to tutor Kaminari#also Billy and Bakugou are yk#* looking at people who read the manga for BNHA and are at day with Stranger Things *#BLOND ANGRY BOYS WITH MOMMY/DADDY ISSUES#Kami and Eddie being drama queens half of the time too#I actually idk what Kiri and Steve can have in common besides THE FUCKING HAIR AND SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME AND PRODUCTS IN IT AFSJDHSJ#* lowkey thinking at a BNHA AU with the stranger things characters rn *#i'm fucked#I love Katsuki but post high school Katsuki would be a shit big brother and I'm not afraid to say it#MUSIC. STEVE AND KIRISHIMA LISTENING TO THE SAME SHIT AND BEING MADE FUN OFF BY THE OTHERS AHDHIDJD#also Steve and Kiri are chaotic dumbasses no I don't get criticism over it they go in head empty and get yelled at for being idiots after#ok mostly headcanon but yk Steve and Kiri having that one lesbian bff (ik Mina is not lesbian hence why headcanon but yk what I mean man)#STEVE AND KIRI HAVING THAT CHARACTER DEVELOPED like yk Kiri learning to believe in himself and be more confident and stuff and Steve being#a better person#Eddie and Kami are 100% good with kids while Billy and Baku scare the shit out of them#sorry I am rambling rn#i don't even know how to tag this#bakukirikami#tagging only ships cuz I don't have enough tags afshdjej#stranger things#boku no hero academia#bnha#harringroveson#editing this cuz NOW I KNOW THEIR SHIP NAME. but also fuck harringroveson
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toastsnaffler · 1 year
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istg one of these days.......
#ya know that post thats like texting lesbians: its throw bowling balls down the stairs day u better be game#one of my fave posts ever in the world#anyway my lesbian flatmate texts like the straight female friend part of that post and i love her but its killing me#its endearing but its so hard not to read it as flirty stoppitttt im already dedicating so much work to repressing this little crush 😭#ALSO THAT POST THATS LIKE FLIRTING W GIRLS WILL HAVE U ADDING :3 TO UR TEXTS literally so true but I dont think she means it like that 😭😭#like she talks to everyone that way I remember when I first met her me + my ex spent ages trying to work out if she was gay#bc we were so sure she had a gay vibe but every text felt like it was pointing the other way..... the vindication when I found out she WAS#anyway my resolve weakens with every 😘 emoji like im already thinking abt it dont give me any more ideas !!!!#its not even embarrassing anymore like how am i supposed to exist near someone like her WITHOUT ever having a gay thought#so im not sorry if she sees this. i take rejection like a champ dont be shy#but genuinely tho i dont think shes interested shes just cute like that. and idw make things weird cuz we're still living together next yr#itd be suchh a pain if i made things awkward right when we need to find a place. and anyway my best case is our 3rd flatmates WORST#i wouldnt do that to him god forbid#buuuut...... nope ok enough of that im going back to bed its almost 1am#this is what HAPPENS when u have insomnia tuning into the crazy radio every night#need to get onto dating apps and find smth new to distract me before this gets out of hand....... buttttt i dont want to >:|#its ok my patience is infinite i like playing the long game. i was into my ex for 2 and a half years before i made any moves#i can wait this one out too either itll happen eventually or itll pass. we're good#ok thats GOODNIGHT from me if u read this far wow ur nosy arent u...... jk ily sleep well everyone#muah all round#.diaries
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bumblingbabooshka · 2 years
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Tuvok is such a dad but I think we can think of more creative/nuanced relationships for him beyond that. For example: I think he should be B’Elanna’s worst enemy and religious mirror.
#people seeing Tuvok only as a mentor figure to other characters is giviiiiinnggg............................................................#it's giviiiiiiing...........magicaaal.......................#-claps- Like. He doesn't need to be /everyone's/ father figure. And he isn't.#Interestingly I see this same thing with Sisko. Where despite him having a lot of complex relationships with others most of the stuff I see#is just 'Sisko is such a dad <3' which he /is/...he /is/ a father but like he's not /just/ that#-points to my chalkboard- by B'Elanna's worst enemy and religious mirror#I mean that he was a spy for Starfleet which I feel like B'Elanna should NOT forgive as easily as she seems to especially given her#personality. And also that in Barge of the Dead he's put in the role of someone who upholds and adheres to religion and punishes her for not#living up to it...keeps coming at her with a weapon. Tuvok is stated to be religious at several points in the show and both#he and B'Elanna have rebellious pasts - only Tuvok seemingly grew out of his and is now an Exemplerary Vulcan. The Most Vulcan Vulcan.#which also means he says shit like 'Despite your primitive Klingon instincts you control yourself quite well.' which again....worst enemy#there's a lot of interesting stuff there!#One day I want to detail exactly what the vibe of Tuvok's relationship to every other character is (in my eyes of course)#but it'd be embarrassingly obvious how much thought I put it into it#but someone has to <- I say to try to seem rational#but yeah stopping at Tuvok is Harry's dad...he's B'Elanna's dad...he's Kes's dad...He's Tom's dad...sure...but#he's also a character in his own right isn't he? Or do you only view the black character as being there to aid others' emotional journeys?#Same thing where I read fics that portray Harry as being very soft and submissive. He isss NOT. He isn't. He just isn't.#-heavy sigh as I sink under my desk- every day I go to ao3 and see that Tuvok is tagged in a fic in which he has one line#<- the misery
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tragedykery · 1 year
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just realised I have not, in fact, thought about the height of my ocs. like at all
#I think taituk is probably one of the tallest ppl on the ship#and sita is the shortest#but for the rest? I have no clue#elli rambles#oc tag#the birates#oc rambles#hmm I’m not incredibly fond of big height differences so hira’s probably tall-ish too#I do like the idea of nisha and iraluq constantly fighting over who is taller#either short king or lanky mallik#sumiyati & aki are short queens (but pointing out their height is uh. a mistake. if you want to make it through the day uninjured at least)#nuvuja’s a bit taller than sumiyati (perfect height for forehead kisses or teasingly messing up her hair)#li & xuan are Also constantly arguing about who is taller#so much that taituk has prohibited talking about it or measuring themselves with the threat of getting the worst cleaning duties#can’t decide whether I want tetsuo to be the only one taller than chusak & qian guo’s massive statures#or for him to have a shortness befitting of his ‘grumpy little old man’ vibes#which. oh god he’s kind of like jeong jeong isn’t he. ex fn navy. bitter old man. gay.#the difference is that tetsuo’s relationship with his bending is a bit uhm. healthier#anyway where was I.#tao’s only a few centimetres taller than aki and also the only person allowed to pester her about it#hae-jin’s medium height. then you’ve got the twins who’s only info in the doc (& in my head) is that one is tall and the other is stout#like that silent film comedy duo. de dikke en de dunne idk their english names#uhh than you have ‘the random sailer’ whose only purpose is to be Just Some Average Guy In The Background so he’s prob medium height#then I’ve got everyone I think#‘I haven’t thought about this’ they say then proceed to think out loud in the tags. the predictability of tumblr user maileesque
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horse-egg · 2 years
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some more dndoodles... top is a minor character i'm in Love with and bottom two are my idiot boy
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jeanmoreaux · 2 years
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Me unfollowing blogs that expressly post bad things about Taylor because I should just let go of seeing negative things anyway
(Can you believe a lot of haters judge her lyricism based on reading 1 line at a time…obviously that won’t make sense because a singular line won’t be some Shakespearean masterpiece on its own…and even then, even I as a longtime TS fan, despite some songs of hers that are probably corny for my taste or a little cringe…at the end of the day I know Taylor’s writing is her master craft ok byeeee)
noooo, you're so right and same tbh!!!! i had to unfollow some non-mutuals too bc they were being unnecessarily mean or condescending about taylor or midnights. you can criticise for sure! no one has to like midnights or any of taylor's music or even taylor, i don't care, but don't be rude about it or call people who like her stuff rude names? like, i don't want to see that on my dash. clicking the unfollow button is just the easiest solution to someone being like *that*. and i totally agree with the things you say about her songwriting. it is literally what sets her apart from other artists. she's also a great storyteller, and stories usually have more than one line 🙈 context always matters. and, yeah, some lyrics may be a little bit cringe and corny (e.g. thinking about the lover era singles), but that doesn't cancel out the many lyrics that aren't. like, blondie's got the range. and even her worst/cringier lyrics are better than a lot of other pop song writing out there i hear on the radio.
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