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#they are at SOUP
wastehound-voof · 2 months
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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canisalbus · 4 months
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✦ Bread ✦
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fullyfazed · 3 months
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They were not kidding he really does inspire you to make good food
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weezord-leezords · 8 months
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breannadamato on Tiktok
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sopuu · 2 months
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pesky…snail?
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egberts · 6 months
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i was about to talk shit on how impractical round food storage containers are when fridges are square but if we didn't have them then where would soup go? certainly not a square container
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xxxadgothur · 7 months
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gayestpiano · 8 months
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i made a playlist of song titles in chronological order
update/disclaimer: not all of the songs on the playlist are in these screenshots! i think it would've been too many pics but the link is there if you want to see all of them. i've also added dozens of suggestions from other users since posting this so these screenshots are outdated
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floq · 25 days
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happy dannypocalypse!! (20th anniversary edition)
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the-punforgiven · 2 months
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lastoneout · 9 months
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the whole guilt-tripping language in posts about important topics paired with how I'm still getting bitches in my notes talking about why it's actually good to tell "bad" people to kill themselves continues to prove to me that a lot of people have absolutely no concept of social justice or activism outside of assuming the worst of and then viciously attacking strangers on the internet
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alaraxia · 10 months
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needless to say the vibes were in shambles
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jesterpunk · 3 months
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[ID: A digital painting in pastel colors showing a colorful crowd of different animals holding a Palestinian and Indiginous Australian flags, with text above them that reads, "From the river to the Sea, always was, always will be", with white doves flying next to the flags. A small artist's signature at the bottom reads, "jesterpunk". End ID.]
🕊️ every year in my lifetime, I've seen an ugly blue british flag printed on single use cups and ugly tshirts on January 26th, celebrating stolen land, stolen language and stolen children. this year in particular, I feel the need to make my politics clear through art, as the horrors of colonialism and genocide are mirrored internationally in Palestine. I want to be clear, you do not get to enjoy my art without knowing clearly what my politics are, and you do not get to ignore my politics as an inherent part of my art. no one is free until everyone is free 🖤💛❤️🇵🇸
[Emoji description: A white dove with a green sprig. A black heart, a yellow heart, a red heart, and the Palestinian flag. End emoji description.]
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corttheartist · 7 months
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obsessed with ed’s hair up.
our flag means death s2 slaps btw.
go watch it.
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sopuu · 5 months
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canary’s ascent to death
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neomel · 6 months
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in honor of me finally acquiring the best video game i need to share the greatest ever tweet
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