#there. i added the warning

[thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup]

kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure

#dunmeshi #really cool art i thought up #kabru of utaya #mithrun #dunmeshi spoilers #<- idk. anime watchers dont know who mithrun is or what he does so i think it needs a spoiler warning #labru #<- I GUESS.................. #I'M SORRY For adding that stupid fucking figure i think it's really funny and i never want to see it again in my life #i don't think his succubus would show up as that thing i think hes more Complex than that it would just be funny #also mithrun's succubus might actually shapeshift who knows?? Thats not what this comic is about though. just My Funny Joke.

[irbcallmefynn]

ATTENTION

Reblog to incinerate your followers' dashboards

#I am committing evil right now #tw eyestrain #tw flashing lights #flashing #flashing lights #photosensitivity warning #<- there i added more im sorry please stop bringing it up it's stressing me out

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3]

#aventurine #dr ratio #ratiorine #aventio #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr incorrect quotes #hsr memes #hsr meme #honkai star rail memes #honkai star rail meme #hsr aventurine #hsr ratio #dr. ratio #veritas ratio #this blog is about to be about 80% Star Rail for an indefinite period of time. and i’m not sorry abt it y’all have been warned #can't get these guys outta my head so here's my first attempt at contributing to this fandom please laugh #no but fr tho i can't tell if any of these are Actually funny slash accurate or if they just are to me #still. the idea's been nagging me for a couple days so i'm getting it outta my system #i also hope none of these have already been made. i always fear that i'm gonna unknowingly copy someone aaa #also also i've no clue if my attempt at adding alt text was actually helpful or done right so if it isn't feel free to correct me

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

COME ON MACHINE, FUCK ME LIKE AN ANIMAL.

Audio source

#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #wear headphones #suggestive #volume warning #if you dont wear headphone listening to anything on here. im sorry. i cant help you #finally. 6-2 uncensored #ok ok the title is a lie 6-2 is based but he should have said what he really meant.. :] #everyone say thank you gianni #i won't be adding the ones with and without music every time #but ppl might want to use this for somethin so I put one without music as well #ok i promise the next post will be Normal. #normal. im normal..... #sorry the volume levels are inconsistent #when i apply the effect it gets real loud #so i have to reduce the volume #and it never ends up the same volume as the non filtered clip lol

[hifuus]

INTERNET YAMERO!~☆

#needy streamer overload #nso #nso ame #nso kangel #kangel #internet yamero #nso gifs #nso edit #flashing gif #flashing lights #flashing warning #bright colors #glitchcore #webcore #idk ive never played this game i just really like the music so if a tag is needed lmk #i also normally wouldnt go this hard on the threshold but i thought it added to it this time

[jadewritesficshere]

18+only: bondage, begging, humiliation, dom/sub subtext

Just thinking about Eddie messing around with the handcuffs and thinking about what it would be like to be restrained against a headboard since he didn't have one.

Going to your house and using the spare key you have hidden to get inside. You would never know! He'd be in and out. Going to your room and laying on your bed stretching his arms above his head and interlocking the handcuffs with the headboard. Tightening the cuffs so they aren't too tight but they also leave a thin red mark if he struggles against them too much. Not enough to cut him but enough he can see it later and be reminded that he was here like this.

And Eddie is so turned on and he's in your bed and surrounded by your scent he can close his eyes and imagine you laying next to him. He goes to unlock the handcuffs but the angle is weird and he drops the key. He can hear it hit the floor with a clang. Eddie tries to get out but can't. And Eddie's face is flushed from embarrassment and now really isn't the time to learn that makes him a bit harder. All he can do is wait and try his best to not think sexy thoughts and hope his problem goes down.

And then you come in and all you see is Eddie laying on your bed, arms stretched above him. The glint of metal wrapped around his wrists and your headboard like a flashing light. Eddie's face is flushed, a nice red that spreads down his neck. With his arms stretched above his head, his shirt has lifted revealing his stomach. Curls of hair that form under his belly button that trails down and disappears under his jeans. A very prominent bulge in his pants. A very very prominent bulge.

Eddie is simultaneously mortified and horny and he can't help shivering under your gaze. He is literally at your mercy here and if that doesn't make his dick strain harder against his jeans.

And if you come over and slowly trace your fingers up and down his chest, each stroke down getting closer and closer to his jeans. Him lifting his hips up slightly in the hopes that he can get some friction from your hand against him. You scolding him and removing your hand, teasing him. Eddie's whimpers and gasps filling the air, begging you for anything just please touch him. Finally getting some relief when you finally do

#Mentally I am here and God i wish I was physically #I should be writing instead have this #I am adding as many content warnings to the top as possible so that way nothing is missed okay anyways pls enjoy #Eddie Munson x reader #Eddie Munson x you #Eddie Munson x y/n #Eddie Munson/you #Eddie Munson/reader #Jade is Talking #Eddie Munson smut

[skizabaa]

"You had no idea where you'd come from or what direction you were going. You couldn't remember a turn even a moment after Moon had made one. The turn did not exist, because this whole place did not exist. Your map was resolute on that front."

Recently read @eyndr-stories fic I think I smell a rat! Such a wonderful read and super cute fic 💕

#skizabaa scribbles #fnaf daycare attendant #moondrop #fnaf moon #moon fnaf #fnaf y/n #fnaf au i think i smell a rat #fnaf sb au #fnaf sb #dca #fnaf dca #I never noticed the symbol on the back of the dca's faceplate... the little moon with a warning sign... so i added it here💕 #Also!! this fic is so cute!! such a delightful read 💕💞💕

[royalarchivist]

Etoiles: Mike, why is your mic in your ass?

Phil & Bagi: [Losing it in the background]

Mike: Oh my god. Caralho, I don't know! I don't know, Etoiles– [starts going on a rant] Hey Empanada, how are you? [Continues ranting]

Bagi: He's just complaining about his mic.

Etoiles: Todo bem. [Laughs]

Mike: Is it better? Is it better?

Etoiles: It's so better, man. Oh, it's out of your ass now.

Mike: Oh my god. But– sometimes I like in the ass, you know?

Etoiles: Dude! I will never judge you for that, man. Just chill.

Phil: [Cracking up]

Mike: It look like you were judging me.

Etoiles: Dude, I will never judge if you want to– chill. Dude!

Mike: What's the problem, if I like to put the mic in my ass? What's your problem with that, bro? [He punches Etoiles]

Etoiles: If you want– There is absolutely nothing– no problem! Just like- it's just the quality of the mic, if you put in your ass, is less-better, you know?

#Etoiles #Mikethelink #QSMP #Mike #January 12 2024 #absolute bi king #Love that q!Mike is Aroace and cc Mike is bi #Meanwhile Etoiles is like. not confirmed aroace but definitely can be read as that #(I read him as that) #I could've added Mike's POV but I can do more clips if I don't edit every single one #anyways #volume warning #sorta. Mike's mic sucks #the amount of times I wrote ''Mike'' instead of ''mic'' in this post....

[handbagman]

canonical post catalyst event

#low quality on purpose LMFAOOO #adam murray #thatcher davis #tmc #the mandela catalogue #loud warning #<- i thought i added that but i didjt. SORRY

[brotherconstant]

SUCCESSION ➤ Timestamp Roulette 3x05 Retired Janitors of Idaho 🧡 @transsexualism 🧡

#thank you for the request ira!! hope you like it :) #successionedit #succession #timestamp roulette #beegifs #i feel like adding a lanyards trigger warning

[unexpectedbrickattack]

shenanigans

#pizza tower #peppino #pepperman #the noise #gustavo #spicy hot #suggestive #ONLY A LITTLE #heehee i am FREE from my commission shackles. this is a threat AND warning #gonna post some of the ACTUALLY not sfw stuff soon i think; dont wanna make a twitter for it #they wont be in the main tags but ill put them behind some jokey joke meme pic and then a readmore #bc like even if u put a readmore to cover the images. when its recommended to others from a DIFFERENT post #the first image u used still pops up any way #and i dont want to put peptitties out for everyone to see LMAO #anyway #ive had this idea for ages; peppino getting stuck w pepperman on the their way to a gala #and pepperman is like do not worry my friend; i will simply call in a helicopter to come pick us up :) #and peppino is like WHAT?? dont do that !!!! its just a flat; i can fix that! #but i just now thought of adding the others lol i wanted an excuse to draw them w some fancy hair :)! #noise is like. um. theres no way I can sit here for 20 minutes and NOT embarrass myself. im going to find a rock to sit on #and not look at him #self imposed timeout and naughty shame corner #gustavos comment is from a tag i saw on a post that made me scream laugh #and pepperman watches intently bc that is his muse and he likes committing peppinos form to memory heehee

[hypewinter]

This is a Danny POV tidbit from this right here. I didn't put it with the rest because I felt it might be a little jarring to suddenly switch to it. Plus it got way longer than anticipated.

Also tw warning for possible body horror and vivisection.

Anyway here we go!

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Danny's life was finally looking up. His rogues had calmed down with their attacks (They were now more like sparring matches than anything) and he was finally getting sleep which of course meant he was doing better in school. But the best part was his parents had accepted him!

It had taken him a lot of courage to talk to them. So many different scenarios had ran through his mind and his knew it was risky without any backup. He was just so tired though. Tired of hiding his secret, tired of dismantling their weapons behind their backs, tired of running from them, his own parents. So he had made the decision to tell them.

It was a little... rocky at first sure. His dad wouldn't stop spontaneously hugging him for a week and it didn't take an expert to know his mom still had her reservations. But his dad had assured him she was coming around and Danny trusted his dad.

That's why when Maddie came into his room one evening, with Jack out doing something, asking for help with something in the basement, he hadn't suspected anything. This was just her trying to bond after everything that went down right? That's what Danny told himself to ease the growing pit in his stomach.

As he reached the bottom of the stairs and painful electricity coursed through his body, Danny cursed himself for not listening to his instincts, the very things that had allowed him to survive for so long. Then everything went black.

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When Danny came to, he was strapped to a table. The lights overhead blinded him and made his growing headache much worse. Then he heard shuffling as someone got closer.

Danny craned his neck to see who it was, the guys in white perhaps? No, it was much worse.

"Mom?"

"Don't call me that ghost!" She snarled, "You may have somehow fooled my husband but you won't trick me." As she said this, she fixed her gloves and pulled a little table towards her.

Danny couldn't see what was on the table, but he didn't have to.

"Mom." He whimpered, "mom it's me, it's Danny. I swear it's me please."

But his words fell on deaf ears. Maddie plucked a scalpel off the table. "Once I expose you for the imposter you are, we'll be able to get back to our work."

"No. No no no no no no NO!" Danny jerked against his restraints. Tried everything, anything to get free. But it was no use. He couldn't transform, couldn't even go intangible. All he could do was look in horror as the scalpel descended towards his chest.

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He could vaguely hear his mother scribbling things down on a clipboard as she cut out his organs one by one. She also seemed to be muttering something. To herself or to a recording device Danny wasn't sure. All he could feel was pain.

He desperately wanted it to stop but he had long since exhausted his strength. Too weak to do anything about his predicament, Danny's mind instead tried to search for comfort inward.

In his mind, big strong arms surrounded him, protecting him from danger. His dad. He wanted his dad. He wanted Jack Fenton to wrap him in his arms and tell him everything was going to be alright.

He wanted to go back to a time where he would have believed that.

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Danny's first memory was of voices. Well he thinks that's his first memory. He gets a feel that there was a memory before that. One of...pain? But it was so distant and blurry, Danny decided that was a dream.

Danny was snapped out of his thoughts by the voices getting closer. One was loud and frantic. He didn't like that voice. The other was... tired maybe even sad or angry. Regardless it was much softer than the first voice.

The voices got closer and closer until Danny felt himself being picked up and embraced. He liked the embrace. It was warm and comforting. Somehow Danny knew, now that he was in these arms, he was safe. And so, he fell asleep, content to be enveloped in these warm, safe arms.

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There was a noise that startled Danny awake. He blinked at the white door in front of him. Strange, the last thing he remembered was a dark room. A scary room. The door opened to reveal a man. The man was weird with long hair pulled back into a ponytail. The weird man had a funny look on his face , as if he didn't want to see Danny or the Safe Arms. Then that man's face changed as Safe Arms spoke. He looked like he couldn't settle on which emotion to show was trying to show all of them. Danny concluded the weird man was in fact a funny man.

The man let them instead and the two began talking. Danny tried to stay awake but what they were talking about was sooooo boring and Safe Arm's hold was sooooo warm. In the end, Danny drifted off once again.

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They were moving, Danny knew that much. He also knew there was some sort of restraint keeping his still. Danny didn't like that. He wasn't sure why, he just didn't. So he tugged and fussed at it.

Next thing he knew, hands reached down and unclasped his restraints. Then the big strong hands pulled him up.

"Don't worry Danno." The voice said, "You're dad's got you and I'll protect you."

Dad. That's right, this was his dad. Danny cooed as he snuggled into his chest.

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Danny liked being with his dad but he wasn't sure he liked being in this city. It was stinky and the people were all weird. Then again it had a lot of ectoplasm and Danny loved ectoplasm. Plus he was able to play fun games with his dad here so maybe it wasn't all bad.

If only the weird people in costumes would stop staring at him through the window.

Next POV!

Edit: A paragraph was out of place. No idea how that happened.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #y'all i promise it wasn't meant to be this long #i was only gonna write three paragraphs tops #the story has me by the choke hold and it won't stop #i added the warnings just in case #there's only like one line but better safe than sorry and all that #winter's tales

[brooke-maddox]

YELLOWJACKETS - 2021

#i wish i could have added more but the credits were getting in the way </3 #yellowjackets #yellowjackets edit #flash warning #flashing gif #flashing lights #flashing #eyestrain #glitch #mine

[oozeandgoo-art]

i did the meme. i think i did it wrong LOL

bigger version of the corner panel + cornerless vers under the cut:

#goofy cooldown doodle that got out of hand my beloved #contents: blood #contents: death #implied. but there's disembodied legs. i think that's worth warning for #monochrome #wildrider #stunticons #lineart #transformers #oc #rex #sketch #not sure why i added alternate versions given this was a like 40 minute doodle

[bitchesgetriches]

Bitches I need some advice.

I'm fat, okay? I'm not ashamed about it. It just... Is. I'm fat.

Being fat is also fucking me up. It's causing me sleep problems, it's fucking my joints, I can't walk as far as I used to, I haven't run in years.

I want to lose weight. Not for anyone else. For me. I want to be fit again.

I'm surrounded by people telling me I'm "not fat" and need to "love myself like I am". I'm 210lb and 5'3". Ya girl is fat. And I'm okay with that it's not a bad word. I love myself. But I also love the things I used to be able to do when I was fitter. It's just really fucking hard.

I've got zero support left and right. And I don't know what to do. I know this isn't your area of expertise, but you're such great internet mamas that maybe you can help.

My darling child, we are SO humbled that you came to us with this. And while this isn't an area of our OFFICIAL expertise... weight and athleticism is something that I, Piggy, personally think a lot about! So let me see if I can offer some support to you, my beloved fat child.

By way of background: I have never been fat. Heavier than I want currently, but not fat. So I don't completely understand what you're going through. I have always been an athlete of one sort or the other. But more than that, I have always had the privilege of being relatively skinny without trying. At peak fitness I was running and rock climbing and doing all the stretchy and weight-trainy stuff. I was 5'5" and 130 lbs of jacked Bitch.

I am also a proud Italian American woman, which means that after 30 genetics decreed that I start putting on weight and rounding out and coming into my full Zia-ness. I'm currently 155 lbs. and running/climbing/stretching/jumping about/weight training is getting harder and harder. And that's frustrating to me.

Fat is not a bad word, merely a descriptor. So I'mma use it just as you have! I'm proud that you are prioritizing your health and ability to do what you love over losing weight for the sake of just being smaller. Because let's be clear: weight and health do not necessarily go hand in hand. If your goal is to improve your sleep quality, energy levels, and joint pain, then you should focus on activities that will work directly on those issues. Maybe that'll lead to weight loss--maybe not!

A lot of the medical establishment is cruel to fat people, so I'd be cautious about approaching this with your doctor. But you SHOULD get medical guidance before embarking on any kind of physical change. If your doctor says "Well, just lose weight through diet and exercise!" then you might want to look for a new doctor. If they instead offer practical solutions for incremental improvement, then great.

One of my favorite athletes is The Mirnavator. She's a fat marathon runner and offers a lot of information on how to start walking more and running as a fat person. I think she'll be a good role model for you as she focuses a lot on energy and joint health.

Also, you should check out Aubrey Gordon's blog Your Fat Friend and her podcast with Michael Hobbes, Maintenance Phase. She's also got some great books out! She's a fat expert on weight loss and diet culture. And her insights into healthy nutrition and body image are amazing. Her data-based approach will help you avoid the extreme dieting and weight loss trends that can hurt your health. Plus she's funny as fuck.

Lastly I will just say that mental health is tied to physical health. You're bummed about not doing the things you use to be able to do... and that probably makes it a lot harder to change! Acknowledge any depression or anxiety you feel about being fat and give yourself compassion. Start small and do what feels good.

Now here are two VERY old articles I wrote when I knew less about fatness. I think they still have a little bit to offer, though:

Why You Probably Don't Need That Gym Membership

Run With Me if You Want to Save: How Exercising Will Save You Money 

Any fat members of Bitch Nation who want to weigh in? Uh... pun not intended.

#tw: weight loss #tw: fat #tw: dieting #just adding trigger warnings because I know any discussion of fatness and weight loss can be really triggering to some folks #be well my darlings

[pizzdotbiz]

i thought about these three again and drawings ensued involuntarily...

#homestar runner #strongstarzipan #these drawings have no real meaning to them i just felt like drawing them lol #....​should i start adding nakey warnings??? #or maybe just a homestar chest warning. thats disturbing enough to warrant a warning.