#them goddamn shoes

[firelise]

When I opened the gift, I smiled. And then I laughed. A pair of miniature tennis shoes. I knew exactly what I was supposed to do with them. Aristotle & Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe (2023)

#them goddamn shoes #aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe #aaddtsotu #aristotle and dante #aristotle and dante movie #mygifs #cgedits #benjamin alire sáenz #aristotle mendoza #dante quintana #movie gifs #indie film

[lochlot-moved]

i drew these sometime in October last year but never posted bc I planned to draw the boys as well but never got around to finishing them OOPS. Maybe in October I’ll try my hand at jay n carlos see how much better i can do and cry if I’m worse. I had a big fat descendants phase sorry <3 these guyz

#decendants #disney descendants #descendants fanart #digital art #ibis paint #mal and evie #gayest bitches ever #i never finished mals shoes haha ooopppss #descendants mal #descendants evie #artwork #fanart #dove Cameron was so real for calling them gay #mal x evie #^___^ #maleficent Bertha #princess evie #they have got lame full names huh #okay bye kisses #I think my brother gave me his awful goddamn sickness #feel it in my throat D-:

[chimchiri]

Yes, Rainbow put those bandages on 100% for aesthetics. And yes, those are all Rainbow's accessories Scoots is wearing and they're all too big for her. They're just having a fun little photoshoot doing cool poses. Man I loved drawing Rainbow overconfident and arrogant.

I came across this German youtube video (an Easter Bunny parody) with a dope clubbing song (starts 03:25). But the main inspo for these images was the gorgeous lady singing the refrain and her absolutely stunning hairstyle (lady starts at 03:58 if you only wanna see her lmao) , which I immediately wanted to put on Rainbow. Plus I imagine Scoots would want something similar but needed lots of hair pins.

#This has been a good excuse to practice street shoes/sneakers because I hate drawing them #ok I have been listening to this song nonstop #I don't do much clubbing music but once in a while - especially if it's a parody or clever lyrics #I am LOSING IT OVER THE LYRICS JESUS CHRIST IS RAPPING #The lyrics are so good??!! and funny??! #and he's rapping so goddamn fast?! jesus christ - literally lol #adn then when he stops ??? #“Haben die da... Nudeln?” #YEP #sogar glutenfrei- #ICH VERRECK #DAS IS SOO GUT #I don't care about the rest of the video but man that song is really my jam #my art #rainbow dash #scootaloo #mlp

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

What a glimmering smile this lad has.

#guy’s dental bill must be amazing for them to be THAT sparky when he strikes a pose #and goddamn I just realized how flexible he is with his shoes being so close to his muzzle like that XD #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic #sonic unleashed

[inkiedraws]

So while looking into how to write proper ALT text i discovered that i might have some form of dysgraphia?

Which would explain why my handwriting looks like..The way it does <:I

(Yes, the chicken scratch text you see on my art IS the best i can do)

Typing is easier but i still have a really difficult time putting thoughts into words and it's extra difficult as a non english speaker.

I was wondering if there are there any good tutorials or resources that can help me write ALT text while having these kinds of issues? (Specifically for typing readable sentences and grammar correction)

Advice maybe?

Symptoms i have in the tags.

#dysgraphia #i wanna put better descriptions on my images but i also want them to be..you know..Readable #and to be clear i do not have an official diagnosis for dysgraphia but i do have autism #i mix up upper case and lower case letters if i don't write very slowly and i have to think about each letter when writing #i didn't learn how to tie shoes and to zip my jacket untill i was seven #writing Y's and y's is the bane of existence i hate that goddamn letter so much #i can write very simple grammar and sentences but anything more complicated than that is very difficult #If my art has any dialouge in it i have to edit all the letters so that they are semi comprehensible and the same size #my writing also tend to tilt downwards or upwards as the sentence goes on #and so much more <:)

[maevelander]

girl fuck you and your fuckass boots 🙄

#they make me SO MADDDD WHO WHO WHO DECIDED ON THEM WHOOOO I JUST WANNA TALK #it’s like super big at the foot then right around the ankle it’s passing me off like who did this to him #clown shoe sole #he looks like a pepsi can i can’t get him into a different costume right goddamn now please #homelander #the boys #out of all the crimes he’s committed this outfit is the worst (obviously jk)

[nikkiissleepy]

no item in game has made me as extremely uncomfortable as the fairy bottle lemon suit's shoes i absolutely cannot stand them send help

#sleepy.txt #i'll be scrolling minding my own business and see the suit and its like oh cute pose #but my eyes inevitably #go tot he shoes #and i want to shatter them like the glass cups they are #fucking. juice in your SHOES. gotta draw the line somewhere goddamn

[bisummers]

i spent all year avoiding the inevitable (buying a pair of shoes that actually goes wt most of my wardrobe) because i didn’t want to spend the money for something that wasn’t perfect. then i found what i hoped was the perfect shoes worth the money, only to have them delivered to a wrong address (by my own fault!!) so now i don’t have shoes and i’m out the money because the company doesn’t take responsibility for the fact that i entered the address wrong (fair but hurtful)

#i was so excited #they were suppose to arrive the day we had to put her down too and i was hoping that would distract me a tiny bit #but there was a hurricane happening to shipping was halted #and then they finally showed delivered only for them not to show up #and then i looked at the goddamned invoice #i reached out to the complex it was sent to see if maybe they can find the package but i doubt theyll do anything #its beena weird fucking week #i hate spending money but i wanted shoes that would last me a while and this just feels like a mean prank #buti played myself #personal

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!! #or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing #NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years #waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line #mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker #you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy #victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know #you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and #doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's #life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze #manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head? #This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and #poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy #she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he #said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch. #No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings. #bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk #that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!! #and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck. #Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he? #was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements #and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm #and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word #choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board. #Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself?? #'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person #how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person?? #Are you just living in some other reality??? #callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me #im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason

[corvidexoskeleton]

Turning into the joker because both of my landlords keep threatening to kick me out every single time i have a slight disagreement with them or dont do exactly what they want

#text post tag #both of them keeo independently threatening me with homelessness for the stupidest fucking reasons #its honestly so fucking irritating and annoying and its pissing me off so much #but i cant even have a simple fucking conversation with either of them because they both think that i should just #roll over and do exactly what they say without protest and im fucking sick of it #reek will actively try to puff himself up and act like a big tough alpha male and tells me to get out if im not gonna ''respect'' him #and my sister will threaten to make me homeless just because i dont want to be the only fucking person the house who does dishes #and because she doesnt like that i have trouble keeping up with the dishes of three adults #two of which dont fucking rinse anything and just pile everything into nasty standing water #and shes mad that i have trouble getting down on my knees to clean the cat boxes out - esp since now theres a bunch bc pf the fosters #when i famously have knee problems and cant be on my knees for very long or often without it causing intense physical pain #and she never even fucking helped me clean any of them out even when it *was* just our own cats #not to mention that she keeps getting pissed off at me because i dont like thay she keeps throwing fits and being out of line with how #she reacts to every single fucking thing that stresses her out #like its my fucking fault that shes hitting her dog with a shoe or its my fault that shes screaming at her baby #reek doesnt even fucking do anything around the house when hes home #and hes almost never home #and he thinks he can lecture me about how i dont do anything and they have to do everything for me? #as if he has any right to think he has any authority over me whatsoever or as if he has any fucking right to treat me like a child #i fucking hate the both of them so goddamn much #im just constantly pissed the fuck off but i cant do a damn thing about it because everything i do is bad or wrong to them #to my sister i cant do anything right because the only thing i know how to do is escalate and make things worse #i am so fucking mad

[lesbiansanemi]

I am so…. SO tired of my cat peeing everywhere

#and before ANYONE tries any suggestions #yes I try and clean litter box once day but AT LEAST every two days #and I completely switch the litter once a week #I’ve tried different litter. I have more than one litter box. I’ve tried putting it in different places #we’ve tried pheromone collars and sprays and deterrents #we’ve tried herbs cats dont like #she’s been to the vet over this issue and it’s not a medical thing #we literally cannot leave ANYTHING in the main apartment (she is not allowed in bedrooms BECAUSE of this issue) because she will PISS ON IT #we’ve had to put ANTI CAT SPIKES on our couches so she stops pissing on them #but now that we’ve removed literally everything and everywhere for her to piss #does she do it in the litter box? #NO!!! SHES JUST PISSING IN THE FLOOR NOW!!!!! #which honestly is five billion times easier to clean than when she pissed on the couch or shoes or anything like that #but godDAMN #PLEASE #JUST PISS IN THE FUCKING LITTER BOX I AM GODDAMN BEGGING YOU #ITS BEEN THREE YEARS OF THIS SHIT AND I AM TIRED #I AM TIRED OF MY MORNING ROUTINE CONSISTING OF SCRUBBING CAT PISS OFF THE FLOOR #kaz rambles

[microwaveango]

hi! hello! I am finally drawing again! today I offer you kaoru in a corset. tomorrow........... who knows. maybe something, maybe nothing. we'll see. enjoy him!

(no, the shadows under the chair don't make sense. also no, I'm not going to change it this took me two days and my hands hurt so shhh pretend it's fine)

(hey, psssssst, i took his shirt off under the cut)

#this took me FOREVER but i am so proud of it #i had to figure out how to semi convincingly draw muscles??? #and the BOOTS i hated drawing them they took me two hours #perspective on shoes my goddamn enemy #this came about because my friend drew their oc in a corset and i went #kaoru? #anyway he <3 #finch does art #sk8 the infinity #sk8 cherry blossom #kaoru sakurayashiki #sk8 fanart #sk8 the infinity fanart #cherry blossom fanart #sk8 cherry blossom fanart #sk8 kaoru

[wingsy-keeper-of-songs]

Me: *watching Most Dangerous Game: New York Flavored* This one is leagues better than Littlest Cancer Patient Liam Hemsworth.

Also me: Why is Victor's sister so goddamn stupid and why does that make me so mad??

#honestly the second season is miles (lol bc thats his name) better than the first #no hate on liam but the hemsworth brothers just are not all that interesting as actors #theyre eye candy and thats all there is to them #this guy tho nick he's awesome and he's genuine and you really want to root for him (and I did) #but holy shit the character of his little sister was the worst #she was the stupidest goddamn character like i was amazed she was able to walk and tie her shoes at the same time #the actress was fantastic no hate there but god whoever wrote that character should have just...scrapped everything and tried again #because wow some choices were made and they were not good ones #shoutout to christoph waltz nailing it as usual though still love how he's able to do that #and miles got more characterization beyond 'teehee I do this for funsies because I'm Evil' #christoph waltz #most dangerous game new york

[femmeidiot]

what if I recognized your laundry basket and you weren’t coming to switch your clothes and I needed to use the washing machines you have your clothes in and I came to your apartment and yelled at you what then

#I am not going to do it but I’m on the verge of a mental break down and if these lesbians with the fucking shoe pile #in the goddamn fucking hallway outside their apartment don’t come switch their laundry over I will take it out on them

[other-peoples-coats]

reminder to me: I should clean and wax my docs.

#coats chats #they are closing in on a decade old and smooth as fuckin butter by this point #i also need to get them resoled at some point bc the heel is about worn #for those curious I use a brand called oakwood #the leather conditioner contains lanolin beeswax and emu oil #it works a goddamn treat would rec if you can find it #technically its mostly for horse tack? like feed stores carry it shoe stores mostly don't #(also zero idea how common emu oil is as an ingredient overseas. i sort of assume less common. #but??)

[raveartts]

Chloe how could you do this to me, you know from now on I’ll never be able to see him as wearing anything but thigh highs under his shorts

#raveartts #akudama drive #it's such a simple but awful awful idea that you've INFLICTED on me #just every time I rewatch the show I won't be able to look at him without thinking about his goddamn thigh highs #what's also awful is that the stage play basically made it canon that his shoes are flexible so now I can draw them all gross and bendy like