#thedistortion

[sluttyarchivist]

currently working on making a Jonathan sims wig for his cosplay

we stay winning

will post results when she’s done <3

and Martin will be next!!

#themagnusarchives #tma #jonsims #jonathansims #theeye #martinblackwood #jmart #eliasbouchard #jonahmagnus #thedistortion #timstoker #daisytonner #statementbegins

[servantoftheye]

*appears in your office to stare at you like this*

*Mumbles the cat stares back and bats at you. *

*Is eating chow-mein from an oyster pail with chopsticks at desk* Hey! Get outta here stop bothin' my cat ya dirty hippie! I like Helen betta!

#tma #tma rp #rp #oc rp #@Thedistorted #mumbles the cat

[while-basement-eyes-dream]

hell0 Hell0!! y0u can call me Will 0r any 0ther name Like it, i'm n0t picky ! i g0 By any pr0n0uns !

y0u can Find me in the artefact St0rage 0f the Magnus institute !

i am A sp-Eye-ral Avatar ! d0 with That inf0rmati0n what y0u will :)

d0 ask Me ab0ut anything Regarding myself, artefacts 0r Anything 0n y0ur mind :) can't pr0mise Pr0per answers th0ugh !

i H0pe t0 See y0u ar0und :))

OOC: [ greetings!! im lyfrassir (xey/xem) and this is my silly little ask/rp blog for my tma oc!

main blog : @gunpowdertimsleftgun needles(tmagp) rp blog : @lots-and-lots-of-needles michael distortion rp blog : @ask-thedistortion lyfrassir edda rp blog : @inspectorsecondclass jonny d'ville rp blog : @captainnotfirstmate my buried oc rp blog : @woods-in-the-ground

#it Answers - asks #will's sillies - in character posts #🌀🌀🌀 - reblogs #will interacts - self explatatory methinks

thank you for stopping by and I, as well as Will, hope to See you around :) ]

#while-basement-eyes-dream #tma rp #tma oc #spiral avatar #it Answers #will's sillies #🌀🌀🌀 #will interacts

[michael-shelleyyy]

🧿✨🌀Michael/TheDistortion🌀✨🧿

#the magnus archive fanart #michael shelley #the distortion #michael tma

[alivehouse]

sorry i know no one on the dash is listening to this podcast but god there is something so deeply secondhand embarrassing to me about writing a character that is so transparently mean to be bootleg michael thedistortion fandom bait except hes boring and gay in a saturday morning cartoon supervillain homophobiacoded kind of way and then going on twitter after people have had enough time to draw fanart to be like 'noooo haha why do you guys always have to twinkify the monsters ;) hahah stop ittttt you guys haha' shut UPPPPPP

[impossibletruths]

I love Helen Thedistortion

#new favorite TMA character? #tma lb

[bat-connoisseur]

I bet Michael and Helen thedistortion's insides are FUCKED UP

#Fractal intestines. Fractal blood vessels. Imagine it with me my friends. IMAGINE. #Arteries that twist and spiral and branch getting thinner and thinner and more and more and heading nowhere #Hearts that look less like hearts and more like Crinoids #IMAGINE IT.

[inspectorsecondclass]

Ah, right. I should probably introduce myself. My name is Lyfrassir Edda, and I am a former Inspector Second Class for the New Midgard Transport Police. I primarily use they/them and xey/xem pronouns, but any neopronouns are accepted. I... don't really know why I decided to make a blog. But, here I am.

Feel free to send asks and tag me in things you think I'd like, I suppose.

OOC: ((Oops, I did it again- (/lyr). It's Lyf, back at it with another RP blog that I hopefully won't abandon- Xey/Xem pronouns when OOC, they/xem prns for Lyfrassir. (This is gonna get confusing quickly)

Please send asks and stuff :))

main blog : @gunpowdertimsleftgun needles(tmagp) rp blog : @lots-and-lots-of-needles michael distortion rp blog : @ask-thedistortion danny stoker rp blog : @not-a-stranger jonny d'ville rp blog : @captainnotfirstmate

Hope to see you around :) ))

#lyfrassir edda rp #mechs rp #the mechanisms rp

[captainnotfirstmate]

killers and renegades, liars and thieves, welcome!

i am jonny d'ville, your humble captain (NOT first mate dont listen to gunpowder)! i currently use he/xey/aem pronouns but it's bound to change eventually. came on this hell of a site (as i've seen and heard of it) for fun! hoping to find something to distract me from the utterly terrible life of being stuck with these people.. (/lh)

i do hope to see you around, stowaways!

OOC: Hello hello, it's Lyf (xey/xem) back at it again because why not! main blog : @gunpowdertimsleftgun danny stoker rp blog : @not-a-stranger michael distortion rp blog : @ask-thedistortion needles (tmagp) rp blog : @lots-and-lots-of-needles

please please please send asks and tag me in stuff i am desperate for interaction!!! thank you! :D

#mechs rp #the mechs #jonny d'ville #the mechanisms #the mechanisms rp #mechanisms rp

[fagcrisis]

thinking about thedistortion tma.. it was SUCH a good character n i didnt appreciate it.. yall didnt either btw

[woods-in-the-ground]

Introductory post, I guess.

My name is Samson Woods, and I serve Choke, The Buried, Too-Close-I-Cannot-Breathe, whatever you want to call it. I use he/him pronouns, and I honestly cannot remember why I even made this.

I have a sibling whom I believe to be of Forsaken, but as with most of its ilk, I have not seen them for very long.

I suppose that's all. I hope to see you when the world is swallowed by that from where we all came. :)

OOC: [ im. im not really sorry for making another ask blog.

but uh, hi. im lyf. i use xey/xem pronouns and i have about three billion other ask/rp blogs. im still not sorry :))

main blog : @gunpowdertimsleftgun gunpowder tim rp blog : @stars-shattered-at-the-thunder needles(tmagp) rp blog : @lots-and-lots-of-needles (michael) distortion rp blog : @ask-thedistortion jonny d'ville rp blog : @captainnotfirstmate lyfrassir edda rp blog : @inspectorsecondclass

pleasseeeee send asks and interacttttt thank youuu :)) ]

#OOC: [why is samson so proper?] #[don't ask me i dunno] #woods-in-the-ground #tma oc #tma oc blog #tma rp blog #buried avatar #the buried #tma #[only post i'll maintag(is that the word? i hope that's the word)]

[fancyhalloran]

thinking fondly about that helen thedistortion smut fic i wrote. i should write trans girl jane prentiss at some point

#merricat.txt

[morallygreyvigilante67]

Have you read any TSE fics, or fics with elements from them, you would recommend?

I certainly have! This isn't a complete list because I don't have a pre-existing list of fics on standby but I'll keep updating this post every time I re-find one, so if you're not happy with the ones I've noted down so far or you've already read them, then I'll probably have some more listed by then.

Last Edited: 14/01/2024

The Buried Voice Trilogy by Mable is my favourite out of the ones I've read so far. It's an AU set in the TSE-timeline and follows Charlie as she tries to uncover the mysteries left behind by her father.

The puppet makes an appearance but Charlie isn't the one possessing it, and that's as much as I'll say without spoiling anything.

Two of the fics are complete and the third was last updated earlier this month.

The Wires That Bind Us by angelofrainfrogs (phantomhivemast3r) is another good one, it's set during Security Breach and follows Gregory as well as Charlie and Michael (who managed to survive the FNAF 6 fire).

It mostly follows the game-timeline of events but Sammy makes an appearance and Charlie-bot also comes into play, but - again - for the sake of not spoiling too much, that's all I'll say.

The first fic in the series is complete, and the second one was last updated earlier this month.

There's also A Step to the Left by thedistortion, which starts with game-timeline Michael waking up in the TSE-timeline after the FNAF 6 fire.

It only has a few chapters so far but I've read of it has been promising. Again, it was last updated earlier this month.

Five Nights at Freddy's: Ghosts Of Our Fathers by FanaticAo397 is a series I've recently had recommended to me. This AU is a sequel series to The Silver Eyes which ignores the follow-up novels. It has two plotlines, one following Charlie and John, the other follwing Carlton. It's a pretty good read.

The first fic in the series is complete, the second was last updated in November 2021 and the third was last updated in November 2023. I've also been informed that some parts are being rewritten.

That's all I have for now but, as I said at the start, I'll keep adding more as I remember/find them.

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #five nights at freddy's novels #fnaf novels #the silver eyes #the twisted ones #the fourth closet #fnaf the silver eyes #fnaf the twisted ones #fnaf the fourth closet #security breach #fnaf security breach

[cervid-ai]

Good morning to everyone except:

Gertrude Robinson apologists, Elias Bouchard simps, Nikola Orsinov simps, anyone who didn’t like Sasha’s character, Michael Shelley kinnies, anyone who ships LonelyEyes, Eye-aligned bitches, Gerard Keay kinnies, people who’ve listened to compilations of the Distortion’s laughter, and finally anyone that has ever Hello, jon. apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you sta

#tma #themagnusarchives #goodmorningto #goodmorning #podcast #jonathansims #gertruderobinson #eliasbouchard #nikolaorsinov #sashajames #michaelshelley #lonelyeyes #theye #gerardkeay #thedistortion #michaeldistortion #fuckhands mcmike

[m0nster-nonks]

Hopefully this hadn’t been done yet but enjoy

#magnus archives #tma #thespiral #thedistortion #michael shelley #the magnus pod #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #spiral tma #helen richardson #tma blogging #tma podcast #rusty quill podcast #rusty quill tma #rusty quill #tma michael

[alivehouse]

was michael thedistortion really fr a tumblr sexyperson i dont remember seeing anyone actually want to fuck him