Tumgik
servantoftheye · 2 months
Text
Might be.
Am I in New York or am I experiencing a field trip with the Spiral? I think it's a bit of both
23 notes · View notes
servantoftheye · 2 months
Text
Yeah that’s how it starts….
Avatar of The Eye but its just a 14 year old girl in secondary school constantly doodling eyes on her hands and is inadvertently being used by the eye as a walking cctv camera
6K notes · View notes
servantoftheye · 3 months
Note
*appears in your office to stare at you like this*
Tumblr media Tumblr media
*Mumbles the cat stares back and bats at you. *
*Is eating chow-mein from an oyster pail with chopsticks at desk* Hey! Get outta here stop bothin' my cat ya dirty hippie! I like Helen betta!
5 notes · View notes
servantoftheye · 3 months
Text
Yeah, tell me about it. I put Abba in his head so yeah he can eat it.
Performance Review time.
I wasn't expecting one so soon, but apparently 'someone' said I was ruining the 'good name of the Usher Foundation.' Just when my stupid uptight research assistant James gets back from Rhode Island.
I mean a scared one construction worker! Who by the way was an asshole. He got right in front me and said: "Hey Mama, why don't ya smile for me?" That's street harassment. So I told him how his father actually died on Riker's Island. Yeah crumpled into a sobbing ball, but worth it. But what do expect from the son of man shiv over a pudding cup?
11 notes · View notes
servantoftheye · 3 months
Text
The performance review was one of those zoom calls. They said I'm mostly doing alright but I should be careful about three things: 1). I shouldn't let my research assistants overstep their responsibilities . 2). I need to assign my research assistants statements to research and not allow them free range over what they choose. 3). Apparently they are giving two new research assistants.
Yeah so that's happening. I think old Jimmbles Smith wants a promotion though (he hates being called Jimmbles).
Performance Review time.
I wasn't expecting one so soon, but apparently 'someone' said I was ruining the 'good name of the Usher Foundation.' Just when my stupid uptight research assistant James gets back from Rhode Island.
I mean a scared one construction worker! Who by the way was an asshole. He got right in front me and said: "Hey Mama, why don't ya smile for me?" That's street harassment. So I told him how his father actually died on Riker's Island. Yeah crumpled into a sobbing ball, but worth it. But what do expect from the son of man shiv over a pudding cup?
11 notes · View notes
servantoftheye · 3 months
Note
You.
Opinions on... Jupiter?
To far away .
1 note · View note
servantoftheye · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
154K notes · View notes
servantoftheye · 3 months
Text
Performance Review time.
I wasn't expecting one so soon, but apparently 'someone' said I was ruining the 'good name of the Usher Foundation.' Just when my stupid uptight research assistant James gets back from Rhode Island.
I mean a scared one construction worker! Who by the way was an asshole. He got right in front me and said: "Hey Mama, why don't ya smile for me?" That's street harassment. So I told him how his father actually died on Riker's Island. Yeah crumpled into a sobbing ball, but worth it. But what do expect from the son of man shivved over a pudding cup?
11 notes · View notes
servantoftheye · 4 months
Text
Sorry I haven’t been around, very busy watching things.
3 notes · View notes
servantoftheye · 4 months
Text
Economy Candy.
Bought a bag of gummy eyeballs
Their fun to eat when people come to give statements.
19 notes · View notes
servantoftheye · 4 months
Text
No they’re mine.
Bought a bag of gummy eyeballs
Their fun to eat when people come to give statements.
19 notes · View notes
servantoftheye · 4 months
Text
Candy store .
Bought a bag of gummy eyeballs
Their fun to eat when people come to give statements.
19 notes · View notes
servantoftheye · 4 months
Text
Bought a bag of gummy eyeballs
Their fun to eat when people come to give statements.
19 notes · View notes
servantoftheye · 4 months
Text
Ah, classic Usher Foundation traditional hazing! When I first joined I had that mahna mahna song from the muppets put in my head by my supervisor, Gholam all the time! Didn't help that I was kinda scared of the muppets cuz of ...well.. if you ever see my file you'll know.
I miss Gholam, tragic what happened to them but well... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ these happen in our line of work.
Sometimes it still feels like I can hear the kahoot music…
14 notes · View notes
servantoftheye · 4 months
Note
Nope, not gonna take you up on that offer, no thank you.
Also get that real estate agent to come back she leaves people here to make statements while she goes shopping. I like her, she's hilarious and charming!
Opinions on fireflies, Mrs. Hawthrone?
We don’t have em in the city. But I did like that song.
3 notes · View notes
servantoftheye · 4 months
Note
Opinions on fireflies, Mrs. Hawthrone?
We don’t have em in the city. But I did like that song.
3 notes · View notes
servantoftheye · 4 months
Note
Should’ve joined research if that meant taking my cat to work - @artinartifact
Only in my office in Manhattan with HQ in DC , yeah it��s just me so not much oversight.
1 note · View note