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fancyhalloran · 9 hours
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You're in her DMs. I'm in her DNI.
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fancyhalloran · 17 hours
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fancyhalloran · 18 hours
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reject booktok culture. go to the library and get a weird little novel you’ve never heard of in your life and read it all in 2 days like god intended.
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fancyhalloran · 21 hours
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talking with my boyfriend about the local cult and i’m curious
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fancyhalloran · 22 hours
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the existence of a divine feminine implies the existence of a john waters masculine
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fancyhalloran · 24 hours
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Found footage/horror/liminal space photo series but they're all just photos of the inside of your house (you didn't take them and don't know who did, trying to track the source of the images leads to a cancelled account and no further leads). The house looks how it does every day. All the comments are saying shit like "soooo creepy" and "this is the most desolate building I've ever seen" and "is this some kind of military base? Did you break in?" and "haunted ass asylum". In one photo, people are freaking out especially hard. "Left corner. LEFT CORNER." "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING???" "DUDE GET OUT OF THERE NOW." The 'thing' is you at the edge of the frame, sitting on the couch using your phone. You don't remember anyone taking this photo.
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fancyhalloran · 24 hours
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fancyhalloran · 1 day
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version of this picture for the target audience of me and me only
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fancyhalloran · 1 day
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fancyhalloran · 1 day
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oh my god ben just shut up and do what the cult leader says she wants to fuck you
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fancyhalloran · 1 day
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best review i’ve ever written. universally applicable
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fancyhalloran · 1 day
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there are so many things on gods green earth that are not platonic but are also not romantic. the erotic, the familial, the unconditional, weird codependency, weird codependency (hatred edition), etc. let us all broaden our horizons
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fancyhalloran · 1 day
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What were you doing at the faggot's sacrament
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fancyhalloran · 2 days
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You can tell when someone’s frame of reference for “normal people” is more “people at the church sponsored ice cream social” and less “people on the bus”
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fancyhalloran · 2 days
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I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what’s wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals
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