#the tool shed

[webdiggerxxx]

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#moss #laptop #computer #macbook #ancient body new technology #andreas ervik #the tool shed #frome #uk #exhibition #art #gallery #flickr #oldweb #old web #2013

[pixelrhys]

I drew them back in June but it's been too long so here they are again.

#the tool shed #my ocs ft fitz darkside #fitz darkside #pink floyd the wall #floyd pinkerton #pitz #sorta #original characters #oc x canon #digital art #artists on tumblr

[factual-fantasy]

I'd say he's about a Jerry

#my response #spamton #deltarune #for funsies I interpreted this as how smart/sane is my Spamton #My Spamton is not the brightest tool in the shed #and he's prolly a lil insane and traumatized but thats okay #hes cool #tw body horror #if this post needs additional trigger warnings feel free to lmk-

[pineappleciders]

outfit swap

#south park #call girl #toolshed #tool shed #south park fanart #sp tfbw #tfbw #the fractured but whole #sp call girl #call girl sp #toolshed sp #sp toolshed #sp fanart #sp fandom #sp art #stendy #stendy sp #sp stendy #stan marsh #wendy testaburger #pineappleciders

[mysteryequationart]

Out of the darkness and ?

#malevolent #arthur lester #john doe #malevolent fanart #also #first the first time #i give to you: #kayne malevolent #in light of recent events #the tool i use for lineart usuallyis broke. so from now I'll have to get creative #for full effect click on it #we're getting some answers lately #some light is being shed on things one might say #look i wanted to do some fun lighting but it's metaphor too

[maxybabyy]

loosely inspired by that dropout prompt of having sex at abstinence-camp.

His face prickles under the hot sun.

It’s been like this since he arrived at camp. Daniel itchy from the heat, face flushed like he hasn’t been using SPF 50 twice daily. Waking up feeling raw, tender in a way he hasn’t before. His temper is fucked too, he reckons, feels probably like a live wire would – jittery, shaky.

“Daniel,” Max says, voice soft as he tugs on his arm. “What is this? I thought – always Wednesday we are in the kayaks. I have even my vest here already. What will we do indoors?”

Daniel looks at him, at the bright pink vest stretched across his chest. His shoulders are burnt, skin flaky where Daniel had rubbed in the aloe vera. His sheets smell of it now, and he thinks, maybe, that’s part of it too – why he feels like this, sensitive. Allergic to that too, probably.

“No worries, Maxy. I will take lead on this, just. Watch,” Daniel tells him, shakes him off as he walks to the front.

Behind him, Max purses his lips but he falls into step quickly.

“Alright, everyone! Listen up and gather round,” Daniel calls out. He hauls the box of pamphlets up from the floor and shoves a handful into Max’s hands, makes him pass them out. “Find a seat and fill your glass with water.”

They like for them to keep it fresh, trying out new ways to show it so the kids won’t become bored. Last year they had done tape on the arm, the year before that, paper balls. But Daniel thinks this will work too.

“Daniel, what does this mean, danger zone?” Max asks, a frown etched deep in his brows. He hasn’t handed out the pamphlets yet, eyes skimming across the front of one. “HIV – Daniel, if you are worried about this, you should of course give them condoms and tell them to be safe. This will not help them.”

“Today, we are going to be talking about your flower,” Daniel says, pulling the pamphlets from Max’s hands and placing them in the middle, ready for them to be taken, shared. “As you can see, you should all have a glass of water in front of you –“

He knows it’s the first year Max is with them, that he had come without any experience, a recommendation from his youth group even. But he had fit in well, stuck to Daniel like they had been mates for years.

There had been a flood the first week in, tore down the cabin that Max had been in charge of. So they had squeezed together in Daniel’s bed instead. Obviously like, Daniel had offered to sleep in reverse, with his head in the foot end, so they wouldn’t touch dicks. But Max had told him, “I will sleep like this, then you of course can be behind me,” and so that’s what they had done.

Only once had it been like, weird.

Daniel had been dreaming about this hot-ass, blonde beach babe, with like, short hair and her nipples out, the swell of her tits barely there as they fooled around on the shore. She had been reaching into his shorts with nice, warm hands – built for tennis, maybe. Or like, paddle, probably – when Daniel had woken up and come in his pants.

Max had watched him sneak back into bed, blue eyes sharp in the dark, and the shame Daniel had felt – hot, persistent, raw – still hasn’t washed away.

“And when you tip it over – go ahead, tip it over! Careful not to smash the glass,” instructs Daniel now, ignoring the way Max hovers behind him. Water flows from the cups, soaking the tables. Only one pair manages to break the glass, but Max is there like a hawk, nudging them away before cleaning it up.

“Now take your cup – Billy, Jody, join up with someone else – and try to put the water back into it.”

The room blooms with frustration, water sloshed onto the floor, and another glass shatters. And even then, the glasses stay empty. Forever changed by one small misstep.

“See how it won’t go back in? That’s what losing your virginity is like,” Daniel says before stepping back. He knows the in-group conversation is more important than anything he can tell them, the quiet reflection. To put it into perspective.

“Daniel, this is of course so silly,” Max says, almost directly into his ear. Daniel shivers from the shock, pulls his shoulders to his ears. “Always you can just put more water in, and no one will know,” he says, pouring water from the bottle into Daniel’s cup.

“See? It looks full again.”

Daniel frowns, looks at the cup that does, remarkedly, look like it did before. “Obviously that’s not the point, Max. It’s not the same. You can never put the water back into the –“

“What is virginity, Daniel? The cup or the water?”

“Obviously it is –“ Daniel says, scoffs at him. He feels the flush of frustration tear through him, how it makes the tips of his fingers buzz, his knees weak with defeat. His chest feels – weird. Like his heart is beating from somewhere else, his throat maybe, or his head, loud in his ears even.

“What does it matter? If it’s the cup or the water. It’s an analogy, Max!”

The worst part is, Max doesn’t even look upset. Confused, maybe, but there’s no part of him that looks the way Daniel feels right now. Hot and bothered, angry at the world, at Max.

“Well, it’s a shit analogy then,” Max says and smirks, and for a second, Daniel hates him.

“How the fuck would you know?”

They’re supposed to be partners, is the thing. Daniel had asked, told the boss to switch the pairs around, to make Max his mate. And the summer had become all the better for it.

Max likes all the same shit as him: racing karts and skinny dipping at night when the kids are asleep. He touches Daniel like they’re best friends, wrestles him to the ground and doesn’t get up until he says uncle. Even the shit he doesn’t care about, he pretends to like for Daniel’s sake.

Once, Daniel had like, sprained his wrist falling from one of the trees. It had been right around his birthday too, and Daniel had felt like shit, side-lined from all the activities. Max had found him in the cabin, eyes wet with tears, homesick. And he had just – laid down next to him, held his hand and told him about home until Daniel’s heart had felt light and free.

Now he sucks in a breath to calm himself. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter, because Max tugs on his arm as soon as Daniel looks at him, curls his hand around his elbow and says, “Daniel, I am of course not a virgin.”

#they fuck in the tool shed after lunch. and then again during night duty. and reflection hour and - #maxiel fic #max/daniel #my fic #my writing #fic #maxiel

[medicalunprofessional]

flood

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#caligosto loboto #dr loboto #psychonauts #nightmaretheater #if you havent noticed i reaaally like flood by tool #this took 10 hours combined time of drawing 🕊️🕊️🕊️redid the sketch like 5 times lik #this is actually kind of personal to me…. #as a child i had a reeaaaallly oppressive fear of my house flooding #like. i couldnt bare to hear a faucet running. thats how bad it was #all those flood damage relief commercials on tv scared me. #i very distinctly rememebr on of a house flooding thru the floor vents very quickly. and at the end the front door broke down.. scary #the psychological damage young me endured from the commercials #also ignore the wonky perspedtive on the crib i kind of exploded after trying to perspective for like an hour straight #its okay. it works. geometry is just weird in the psychonauts world #sheds a tear #oh the horrors..!.!.!!.! yipes #this is my ‘bobo exposed heart image’ to the cycle knots fanbase. real ones would know #drawing this was an experience man #thats why i vanished for a bit… sorry. ‘hey johnny got into str-‘ dont care im making a masterpiece #okay enough rambling im sorry #tips down glasses. send post

[brazen-art]

Hey bud, I think you got a lil somethin on your leg…

#lights are on but nobodies home #its just ballet music 24/7 #Mouse is not. the sharpest tool in the shed #it probably has about as much brain activity as a particularly lethargic jellyfish #the stars align and Mouse experiences A Thought #(at least until it spots one of its mortal enemies anyway) #(then it experiences A Hate) #standing around is one of its favourite hobbies #which is just perfect for teething thumpers! #(actually its not) #(Mouse is radioactive) #(don't chew on that thing lil guy its not good for you) #Mouse's other hobby is dancing c: #lethal company #lethal company oc #lethal company coilhead #lethal company coil head #lethal company thumper #oc mouse #gore #*heads empty #(if you saw my accidental earlier post shhhh lol) #otherwise though - people have been putting nice comments :3 #so thank you <3

[daintyus]

#garden shed #plants #garden tools

[kadextra]

today was a feast for the q!bad, q!forever, q!baghera & q!tubbo lore enjoyers everywhere. I will actually have to sit down for a while and just. quietly reflect about everything

#one of my Favorite things is to get into the psychology of a character and I’m being served a full course meal right now #q!bad’s mental state is so deranged I want to examine him in my microscope #q!forever sees Himself in q!bad slipping away #q!baghera is battling her own trauma but lying on behalf of her bestfriend #q!tubbo is so clever the sharpest tool in the shed #I love it SO. MUCH. #qsmp

[theplantbish]

So no IG live?

#käärijä #i was hoping for even a quick 15 minute one 😔😔😔😔 #or maybe (because he's not the sharpest tool in the shed lbr) he has forgotten the time difference between FI/SWE #or thinks it the wrong way around #happens to the best of us tbh

[pixelrhys]

Updates Fitz’s ref AGAIN.

Hi, this is my The Wall self insert. You probably remember him.

#the tool shed #fitz darkside #my ocs ft fitz darkside #Pink Floyd The Wall #self insert #digital art #artists on tumblr

[nightingaletrash]

sorry i'm having feelings about Minsc declaring that Gorion's Ward was as good as family to him and therefore he is now Durge's uncle, like. He loved Gorion's Ward so much. They were so important to him that he loved them like they were his own blood. And even though a hundred years have passed and Gorion's Ward has passed on since then, he still thinks of them as his sibling and speaks of them with so much fondness. And he doesn't hesitate to extend that love to Durge too when the subject is broached. He calls himself their uncle and embraces them as family. He commits to loving Durge just as he did Gorion's Ward.

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #minsc #durge #minsc is made of love #he might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but he understands how much of a difference it makes #to have someone by your side when you're faced with darkness #he's just so good #fianna was bestest ranger buddies with minsc #now tallis gets the bestest ranger uncle <3

[arturgnojek]

if I'm being honest with you guys I only realized cockles was a shipname for jackles and misha like two days ago. Before I just thought it was something we called jackles because he's sexy and middle aged fathers thirst for him

#listen i am not the sharpest tool in the shed #jackles #misha collins #cockles

[stardial]

i need to learn how to make scabbards.

#got SO many swords and no scabbards for them #i think for me the big hurdle is def just like. where the fuck would i get materials #cuz idk where to start. #once i’ve got materials i would for sure be able to start making at least like. bad ones. #and then i’d get better :3 #arambles #ALSO i don’t have the tools rn but we do have a shed out in the countryside where we’ve got a bunch of old tools n stuff

[boneskullravenriver]

Playing bg3 while knowing very little about d&d is so funny. My dumbass got played so hard by the emperor. My dumbass not seeing the red flags because I made him look like a cute emo boy and his voice sounding like... That.

I screamed when the squid showed up. What do you MEAN you're not a cute emo boy who shows up in my dreams randomly??

#the emperor #the emperor bg3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #look im not the sharpest tool in the shed