#the smiley emoji on windows is fucking creepy

[stupid-for-catnoir]

What I'm calling for Ladybug's final evolution, based off of the weird giant glowy thing in Dearest Family. Also working on a fic with her!

Please do not repost, reblogging is great tho😁

#miraculous #miraculous lb #miraculous ladybug #mlb au #dearest family #ml s4 #ml season four #ml s4 spoilers #the smiley emoji on windows is fucking creepy #like a nightmare animatronic

[kinnsporsche]

DO ALL THE WEIRD ASK MEME QUESTIONS

YOU ABSOLUTE MAD LAD

1. have you ever been camping?

i have not

2. what’s your favorite game to play at sleepovers?

i dont really go to sleepovers but i used to play escape games with my friends to see who could get out quickest

3. do you prefer truth or dare or would you rather?

truth or dare

4. have you ever been scuba diving?

no but i would love to!!

5. what’s the last text you sent?

a creepy smiley emoji to my girlfriend followed by “you pick”

6. who’s the last person you called on the phone?

my mother

8. do you have any tattoos or piercings?

i have a tattoo on my wrist and my ears pierced 

9. do you sleep with your doors open or closed? what about your windows?

doors open and windows open slorp

10. what are you most afraid of?

needles and being buried alive but more recently ive been evaluating that and i think its just the fear of something heavy being on top of me and not being able to escape

11. what posters, pictures, etc do you have hanging on your wall?

i have the bi flag and the rainbow flag?

12. post the 35th picture in your camera roll.

13. do you have any phobias?

needles and trypophobia 

15. what time of day were you born?

4:44am

16. if you could look like any celebrity, who would you choose and why?

kat mcnamara shes fucking stunning

19. what’s your least favorite month?

probably june or august 

20. what’s your favorite day of the week?

saturday bABEY

21. who was the first friend you remember making as a kid?

one of my friends who turned out to be a bitch

22. what’s your favorite youtube video?

jaackmaate’s review on zoella’s £50 advent calendar destroys me every time

23. how many pets do you have?

my lil doggo

24. what’s the weirdest injury you’ve ever gotten?

i cracked my head open

25. what’s your favorite story to tell people?

the time that i cracked my head open

26. what’s a common theme in your nightmares?

not being able to escape from somewhere or something happening to my dog

27. what item of clothing could you not live without?

leggings i’d die

28. what’s your morning routine?

i wake up.

i stay on my phone for an hour.

i fall back asleep.

i skip uni.

29. do you smile at strangers?

i do indeedy but it invites creepy men into conversations so im careful who i smile at

30. what’s the worst restaurant you’ve ever been to?

oh bitch heres a story

my dad had his 50th birthday recently and we went to a chinese restaurant and half of it was cordened off with dividers because they were hosting a wedding which had very loud karaoke, party games, and speeches that were going on over the loudspeaker and none of us could hear our own conversations and they refused to move us and food was late/didnt come and it was a mess and i had to play mediator when people got mad and they still charged us £450

that was wild from start to finish tbh

#thank u mad lad #answered #maqnusbae

[mrjcb]

My Best Friend’s Sister (Part 8)

Adult content. 18+ only. Start this story from Part 1 here.

Part 8:

I love this girl.

I’m not sure how long I stayed carrying Eva in front of her front door, but let’s just say that by the time we were done I felt I could skip “leg day” at the gym. ‘Kay?

Eventually I had to sit down, of course. I’m not a superhero. But… come to think of it, it was kind of impressive how long I stood there with a 100 pound person attached to my chest. Hmm… maybe Semi-Superhero Joe? I can dig it.

Look at me, making jokes so I don’t cry while I’m reminiscing about this story. This part was fucking hard to write. That I can tell you.

I opened Eva’s front door – she’s still wrapped around me –  and sat down on a couch right inside her living room by the front door. It was completely dark in there. She stayed wrapped around me like a small child – legs around my back and her arms around my neck. My hands were around her ass to support her. Her head was resting on my shoulder, turned away from me. I assume her eyes were closed.

We stayed embracing each other for a few minutes, and then I asked her – very delicately, in case she was sleeping – if she wanted to get cleaned up in the bathroom.

I felt her nodding her head lightly on my shoulder, so I tried to get up but it was impossible from that position, lol.

“Okay. Come.” I said. And she climbed off of me and I held her hand as we walked towards the bathroom. I opened the door for her and she went inside, and I stayed by her bedroom door / bathroom door (they are right next to each other) where some of the light from her bedroom was illuminating the hallway.

After 2 minutes or something she opened the door to come out. Her eyes were still red but she smiled at me shyly and opened her arms in the “hug me” position. I approached her and kissed her on her head and held her tight in my arms with her head against my chest.

I told her I had to go soon and she said something like “Not yet” or “No” or something similar to that. I opened her bedroom door and layed her down on the bed. I sat next to her, stroking her hair and holding one of her hands.

She fell asleep 20 or 30 minutes later.

After I covered her up with blankets and stuff (lol), I was getting up to go home but decided to stay with her and I slept next to her in her bed.

After 2 hours of sleep or so, I was woken up by the alarm I had set on my phone for 6:00, because I had stuff to do and I also didn’t want David to see me and think I used him to fuck his sister (this was the one time I didn’t suggest I come over just to see her, oddly enough).

I got out of the bed, put my clothes on, and left.

I wrote Eva a text message when I was in my car about to leave her house. It said something like:

“I want to see you later after work,” or something like that.

She replied right away – I thought she was still sleeping but I guess I woke her up when I left – she put a smiley kissy face or something similar to that. Sometimes I can’t tell those little emojis apart, you know?

I wrote, “Go back to sleep. Lock the door.” and drove off.

So, as you can imagine – yet again – we picked up our little tryst.

Eva came over later that day and we made sweet love. It was really nice.

She’d come by my house a few times per week. By the way, she had already broken up with her boyfriend around the time she sent me that Spanish text message that I never responded to. Not that it really mattered. I used to be that guy that would say, “I’ll never condone cheating so I’ll never sleep with a girl that’s in a relationship,” but as I’ve gotten older I really don’t care to impose my morals on someone else – and I’ve gotten more selfish with age. It’s not about facilitating cheating, it’s about me fucking & taking someone or something that I want. Their previous – or current – engagements are mostly irrelevant.

But with that said, Eva did break up with her boyfriend. I never asked why, but I’m sure both you and I can figure it out.

Kitten and I had always talked about going on a nice vacation together but we had never done it. I had gone to Disney World with David and her and some friends before and normal stuff like that – but always with other people, never alone.

So I booked a cruise for us – a short one, just for the weekend – and I surprised her with it. She almost couldn’t make it because of work (she was working at an animal shelter at the time), but we were able to sort out her schedule and neither of us could wait for the day to arrive. I don’t remember the exact day, but I want to say December 12th or 13th, 2013 – whichever was a Friday.

Now, coincidentally, a week before the date of our romantic cruise, I was invited to a Playboy Party here in Miami Beach for that Thursday night – the night before we left.

I was planning on going with one of my guy-friends but decided to take Eva instead. She was ecstatic. The little freak. Haha

I forgot what time the party began, but Eva and I went to the beach early for some alone time since we didn’t really know what to expect from this Playboy Party.

We went to a rooftop bar and mingled with some friends of hers that happened to be around. After an hour or so, we made our way over to the hotel that was hosting the Playboy Party.

When we got there the line was enormous. Luckily the girl that invited me told me to use her name to skip the line and get preferential access, so we were able to get in right away.

The party was being held in a huge, multi-level auditorium. It was pretty wild. Playboy Models (not the real deals, these were just models hired by Playboy, I believe, for this party) were all over the place with their little bunny ears and fishnet stockings (oh, how I love fishnets), and little sexy bunny tails.

There were taller women who had complete bodysuits of really weird stuff. Think of a dark green full body suit with bunny ears, but you can’t see eyes or a noise or a mouth. That line between sexy and creepy, I guess. Just a dark green figure doing a weird bunny dance. lol

And then at the very front of the auditorium was a huge movie screen. Bigger than you’d see in a movie theater. Huge, huge, huge.

And on this screen was a video playing. It was weirder than heck:

There was a giant, topless woman wearing a thong and heels. And she was walking through a city made of candy. A tiny city. She was as big as King Kong – bigger than King Kong – and she was just walking through this city. She knelt down to look inside a skyscraper, and saw a man in there. She put her fingers through the windows and pulled him out out of the building, sort of looking at him and giggling, then she put him in her mouth and ate him.

She got up and walked around the city some more, looking down at the “candy people” and occasionally reaching down, picking up a candy-man, and eating him..

Eva and I were sitting down having a drink in the loungey-type area of the party, talking to my friend that invited me, and talking to a couple that was sitting across from us. We were all commenting on how weird the video was, but quickly moved on to other topics.

However, a few minutes later I glanced up at the screen and now the Giant Woman in the movie had sat down on a building-top. It showed her looking down at cars, and she placed the ball of her heel on them and crushed them. Her heels were sexy as hell.

Then, the camera shifted to looking up at this woman as if we were tiny, candy-people on the street. She raised her heel – so now we’re looking up at the bottom of the heel – and she slowly took it off to reveal the sole of her foot, right in front of the point-of-view of the camera. It was a beautiful and curvy foot.

Then, the most erotic thing happened – this giant woman looked down at the camera slowly, and with a stern look, pointed at her foot commandingly as she extended it towards the camera.

It was at this point that my eyes were glued to the screen. Eva touched my hand to ask me something, and I said, “Hold on,” and put my hand on her exposed thigh and stroked it while looking back up at the screen. I’m pretty sure Eva noticed, as you’ll find out soon, lol

Eva grabbed my hand to stop me from rubbing her – and held it in place – while she crossed her legs. Then she put my hand on her knee that was crossed over the other one, and I started rubbing down towards her foot that was extended towards me.

When I reached the bottom of her feet with my hand I felt a little thrill in my body that I hadn’t really experienced before. I started trying to grab her foot but her heel was in the way. Eva bent down a little and took it off and extended her naked foot towards me underneath this table that was concealing our dirty dealings.

It looked more beautiful than I had ever noticed before.

She rested her heel on my thigh and I put my whole hand around her foot, my thumb on top and my fingers underneath under her sole. It was so smooth, and I felt a wave of pleasure come over me. My cock was throbbing hard and – again, I have to use the word thrilling – there was a thrill, an urge – I felt like my whole body was losing control and becoming weak. I can’t explain it.

I had to take a deep breath and try to control myself. I put my left hand on my crotch over my hard cock and rubbed it slowly through my suit pants.

Eva turned sideways towards me and put her legs on my lap, as she continued to talk to the girl across the table. Her boyfriend or husband or whatever had gone somewhere so luckily I wasn’t obliged to talk to anyone

Eva’s feet were hanging over my left thigh.

Eva started trying to shake off her left heel – her right foot was already naked – and her heel dangled off of her foot. I almost lost my mind. I put my hand underneath the heel and slowly removed it, revealing the second piece of her perfect, pedicured pair.

I kept my hands on her feet, rubbing them, showing them affection, for the next 10 minutes while we all talked about stuff. Then Eva wanted to dance, so I bent down to get her heels that was below my chair, and my face was right next to her feet. My God I had never wanted to lick or kiss something so badly in my life, lol

But I couldn’t.

I picked up her heels and slid them delicately on her feet. We both got up and I tried to hide my hard cock from the folks we were talking to, but I kept looking down at her Eva’s gorgeous feet encased in her sexy heels, and noticed the other girl had nice feet, too.

Eva grabbed my hand and walked towards the dance floor where we had a good time. We partied and had fun for the next few hours, and went back to my place at probably 4 or 5 AM, both horny as hell to fuck.

As soon as we got inside I pressed my body up against Eva’s back and pushed her against the wall. I stood behind her with my hand around her neck. My mouth was to her ear and I said, “Is this what you want?”

She nodded and moaned slightly.

I tightened my fingers around her and lifted her chin up sternly and said, “Hmm?”

"Yes,” she said barely while nodding her head as much as she could with me firmly holding it in place.

I lifted up her slutty dress and pulled down her thong to her heels. I remember looking at her heels and saying to myself, “What the fuck was I thinking earlier?”

I put my hand on Eva’s leg and rubbed it upward as I stood back up, up to the side of her ass.

I put my arm around her waist and pulled her ass towards me as I undid my belt buckle with my other hand. She grinded her ass on my crotch.I pulled my pants and underwear down in one motion and put my cock on her ass. She moaned as she felt the shaft between her cheeks. I grabbed both of her hands and held them up against the wall. She swayed her ass rapidly trying to get my cock to find her hungry pussy.

I kept one of my hands holding hers against the wall, and used the other to position my cock inside of her. She was already soaking wet. I thrust inside of her as her moans grew louder.

I kissed her on her neck and she turned to kiss me. She bit my lip as I continued to violate her.

I pushed her head against the wall and put my arm tightly around her, pulling her ass into me and thrusting vigorously until I came inside of her.

After pumping out the last few drops of cum I let go of her and went straight into the shower, leaving her cum-filled self leaning against the wall, breathing deeply.

A couple minutes later she joined me, and we showered together and cuddled up in bed & went to sleep, eager to get some rest before our cruise -- which was quickly approaching later in the morning.

Continue Reading with Part 9

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#my writing #truestory #mylife #eva #nonfiction #+18