#the shrimp emotions... . .

[papillon-de-porcelaine]

So the cajun vampire sidepiece WAS gay after all

#Experiencing shrimp emotions rn #spn

[bizarrelittlemew]

Stede facing the crew after finding out about their (attempted) murder of Ed

#ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #ofmdedit #ofmdsource #ofmd gifs #ida.stuff #ofmd 2x3 #stede bonnet #izzy hands #rhys how fucking dare you this devastated me #experiencing shrimp emotions about this #it's like he can see how they felt they had no other choice #but he has nothing to say to them #just that fucking look containing a mix of emotions i can't convey via text

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[sporesgalaxy]

:O I didn't know until just now that Alison Bechdel's website has a bunch of archived Dykes to Watch Out For strips! Neat!

#reading DTWOF always gives me shrimp emotions. mo is so just like me for real............. #adddna

[justsalpals]

The newest Very Important People makes me feel like I'm losing my mind but in a surreal emotional way that's probably positive

You put rocks in the bag. You carry it as long as you can. And then you find somewhere you love and you put the rocks down.

#it's literal. but also a dream. so it's a metaphor. and a dog. I'm experiencing shrimp emotions. #actually obsessed with the fictional version of Vic #very important people #dropout

[salthien]

the vessel discovers one of life's simple joys: small plush toy.

a little doodle of a scene from ch 18 of @queruloustea's that makes two of us, then - please please read this fic, it's so lovely. i want to do something nicer and more involved for it but i am still adjusting to drawing Bugs and Bugs Interacting so it will have to wait until i'm more confident :')

#hollow knight #the hollow knight #pure vessel #quirreI is just offscreen having an existential crisis but he is one of the aforementioned Bugs i am still learning to draw. #by god i need to do him justice. it is Important. #also if you're reading this queruloustea hello hi! i hope you don't mind the tag and a little fanart :') #i simply love how you write this creature and it inspires so many thoughts. shrimp emotions #lorne art #tmtout

[sunderwight]

SV AU where transmigrator Shen Yuan and reincarnated PIDW Shen Jiu are the twin sons of one of Luo Binghe's prominent vassals. Specifically, a demon king of near-equivalence to Mobei Jun in terms of personal power, who has suffered the past couple of centuries due to a lack of influence on Luo Binghe's political decisions (no daughters to marry off to him, no personal relationship or ability to form one, so no clout at court).

But after PIDW Luo Binghe returns following the Bingge vs Bingmei extra, rumors begin to spread that his lordship might like to add a man or two to his harem. SJ & SY's dad smells an opportunity, and brings his sons to court. Demon Dad is sure to emphasize his sons' great scholarly pursuits, ethereal beauty, and impressive qi reserves.

Now of course, both Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan have different ideas of what is going on. Both of them think they're the only one with memories of a past life, and that their brother's oddities are a result of being an actual demon child (whereas they are, of course, weird for completely different reasons). Shen Yuan completely misses the subtext of what their father is trying to do (of course Luo Binghe wouldn't be interested in men, he's the stallion protagonist!), and is just excited for the chance to catch a glimpse of the legendary xin mo sword or see the hero in action, while also hoping to stay out of range of the death curse that befalls any guy who gets too close to the protagonist's aura. He also needs to keep his brother safe from that same effect, and ensure neither of them are accused of snooping around Luo Binghe's wives!

Shen Jiu, on the other hand, knows exactly what their father is trying to do and smells an opportunity to take revenge on the beast who killed Yue Qingyuan. He's spent years figuring out the demon emperor's weaknesses, both the physical kind and the kind uncovered via things like discontent wives and conquered enemies. Now he just needs to get close enough to his target actually use that information. Preferably before anything happens to his witless brother, who clearly has no idea that their father has just offered them both up to a terrifying monster like prime cuts of beef!

End result: Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu keep unintentionally getting in one another's way, while Luo Binghe himself has an existential crisis about these two guys who seem to embody both what he would expect from the reborn Shen Qingqiu he's been searching for, and that strange Nice Shizun that he actually experienced in the other world he stumbled across. But why are there two of him???

#svsss #scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #bingqiu #bingyuan #? possibly also: #bingjiu #shen jiu: deliberately trying to seduce & murder luo binghe #shen yuan: just being nice but it's super effective anyway #luo bingge: experiencing shrimp emotions

[fishfingersandscarves]

cries for 5 billion years about hounds by @xx-vergil-xx

#my art #fishfingersandscarves #the sandman #the sandman netflix #comic #matthew (the sandman) #matthew the raven #hob gadling #robert gadling #crying sobbing did u know if u read 12 hound chapters in a row until the end of the fic for 6 straight hours u experience shrimp emotions

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

what is it that they put in supernatural that ruins your life

#put shrimp emotions back into the cultural lexicon

[gender-luster]

hozier. when i get you hozier. when i get you. hozier when i get you.

#thta man makes me experience shrimp emotions to an incomprehensible degree #hozier #unheard

[lefttoesucker]

The grim reaper outfit is making me feral every time I see it so here's a quick sketch of it :)

I'm also actually pretty pleased with the eyes for once

#this special outfit makes me feel like a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time #i feel the emotional equivalent of shrimp colors every time i see it #beautiful beautiful war criminal #my babygirl #such a pretty little princess #simon ghost riley #call of duty #ghost #ghost cod #ghost call of duty #grim reaper ghost #simon riley #my art

[ahalliance]

crowley perhaps did the bravest thing in his 6000 years of existence and was greeted with his worst nightmare in return. i’m sooo incredibly normal

#good omens #good omens s2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #gos2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #i am . devastated #that’s the closest word to it #but fuck . phenomenal season and ending for making me feel so many shrimp emotions #jay rambles #shoutout to ineffable bureaucracy . real winners in all that #nina and maggie won too because now that theyre on the same page they’ll actually be able to develop a healthy relationship #unlike SOME OTHER PEOPLE #1k

[fantastic-artemis]

The LAST possible ending I imagined for season 2 was Gabriel and Beelzebub off fucking nasty on their honeymoon while Crowley gets rejected and cries in the Bentley that's so FUNNY objectively

#shrimp emotions #good omens #gos2spoilers #good omens spoilers #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable husbands

[aq2003]

ohhhhhhhhhh christopher eccleston you really are the best to ever do it

#AHHGGHGHHGHG. AHHHH. AHHGHGHGHGH #<- feeling a shrimp emotion #dr who #9 era

[pemguims]

my life, i will not waste it, i will enjoy this life (Kate Baer, from And Yet: Poems; “Idea”)

#arturs silovs #vancouver canucks #canucks #nhl edit #00000000000H LITTLE MAN............... #im feeling shrimp emotions abt him. if im being honest

[foursaints]

kind of a sloppy one but i’ve been thinking about my rosekiller so much

#foursaints art tag #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #they’re just so PERFECT. i’m feeling shrimp emotions #currently devising an 8tracks for them that could strip the varnish off a car