#the other side phone calls

[worm-brainzz]

GUYS BE READY

#GET FUCKING READY FOR IT GUYS #HOLY SHITTT IM NOT READY #BUT I AM AT THE SAME TIME #WTF #GRAHHHH #*explodes* #twomp #the world of mr plant #ashur gharavi #mark and friends #the other side phone calls #ashur where the fuck did you get a maid dress #casper the other side #jaden the other side

[amazingdeadfish]

does macaque put on 1 set of headphones, or 3?

I tried out these two versions until I realised that technically, Lego people in the LMK universe don't have ears. Some demons do, but I doubt 'ear pods' would be popular.

So one pair of noise cancelling headphones it is:

#ask #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lego monkie kid fanart #lmk fanart #lmk macaque #monkie kid macaque #my chemical romance is playing on one side and white noise is on the other #he probably has one of these but its burried under the rest of his rubbish somewhere #ayo I just realised that headphones lowkey just look like old and traditional land like phones- #- IS THIS WHY THEY ARE CALLED HEAD PHONES??? BECAUSE THEY ARE PHONES FOR UR HEAD????? 👁️👄👁️

[dykevanny]

had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,

#Get this right. 2 pizzaplex employees accidentally get tumblr famous bc someone has been leaving weird graffiti everywhere and #Getting up to other shenanigans and sends asks abt it to this one like urban exploration blog. Who later gets an ask basically like #Hey I work at the plex?? This is some insider info only another employee would know???? #The two anons are constantly back and forth in this persons inbox and are eventually assigned nicknames #‘Pix’ for the mystery vandalism employee because she shows up as nothing but weird pixels and glitches on cameras #The other employee is ‘Cam’ because they have been monitoring all this on the cameras #One day they get each others blogs and keep sending each other death threats and shit jokingly but one day pix warns cam not to go to a #Weird late staff meeting #The next night it is literally just the two of them and they think this is so funny they start a blog trying to uncover why everyone else #Just isn’t coming in. At first they are like well layoffs duhhhh #But then ppl send asks and messages like ‘hey have u seen this employee it’s my brother/friend/etc’ and they realize shit is actually going #On in here #One night cam is live-blogging their shift and sees a weird intruder in a costume with a knife and runs around eventually escaping and find #Pix lying at the bottom of a stairwell unconscious with a bloody nose later #Takes pix to the hospital. Only to be alone in the plex the next night and suddenly get a phone call saying that pix left the hospital. Bc #Pix left cam as the emergency contact because ‘she didn’t have anyone else’. #Cam has to survive the masked intruder #eventually starts recording everything but when the intruder gets closer the footage gets glitchier #Eventually there’s just one fuzzy image of the intruder with Roxy and Monty standing on either side and that’s the last we hear of cam. Nex #Post is pix saying hehe thanks for following our little story aha !! Bye now it’s over!! And that’s it…..heheheheh #Killer rab blog has become a little boring for me so… might start this soon…. #I’d have to make like 2 blogs plus some fake dms too probably . Damn

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me

#“no need for follow up” #“yeah you did have several cysts we scrapped off your remaining ovary but. dw about it. idk why they were there. dw about it. oh also your #ovary on that side was freakishly huge but. dw about it. it might go away. dw about it #*doctor shrug emoji* “ #“go see a gyno next year maybe. but not me im too important for that. go find and onboard a gyno to your situation. next year maybe idk lol” #he barely even looked at my incision like #this fucking appointment could have been an email. or a phone call. or they just could have let me start driving again. also i forgot to ask #if i can stop drinking ensure now or after the 6 weeks? cause that shit cost $$$$. but he probably would have been super unhelpful if i had #fr fr this guy only wanted to give me the time of day when he thought i might have fun cancer inside and now he's like gtfo!!!! get your #fugly cancerless ass out of here!!!! recover from a major surgery on your own you swagless cancerless loser 🤣 we arent helping your #swagless ass!!! #anyway it seems weird and fucked up that im was never offered to see a physical therapist and i guess am going to have to blindly trust my #abs they sliced thru are healing or whatever and to rawdog my own physical recovery of my muscles? even just dumb shit like. my center of #gravity has drastically changed since the mass removal and my back hurts like shit all the time because all my posture muscles were built up #for when i had an extra 30 pounds of cyst hanging in the front and my posture and walking reflected that. and i lowkey don't know how #hard i am able to be with my healing incision because its really tight and makes me hunch forwards still. like i would really like to know #how much i can safely or maybe should be forcing my skin and incision to stretch. without damage? is that crazy #am i crazy??? #this shit is why i didnt see a doctor for 2 years until my problems had snowballed into a 30 pounds ovarian cyst that was crushing my other #organs and had one of my kidneys all backed up with piss. and even getting emergency treatment for it everyone was like. how did you like it #get this bad?? how could you not know you needed to seek medical treatment???? like. bro. seeking medical treatment isnt even a guarantee to #get medical treatment. #anyway he said my “remaining ovary seemed low key polycystic but dw about it. don't quote me on that im not dealing with it.” #bro i dont want to doctor google it i wanted an actual doctor to deal with it. fuck you. #like. maybe even a doctor who knows my situation so i dont have to struggle with getting someone to believe me and take me seriously. #but whatever. back to trying to figure out the daily protein and extra calories my body needs for recovery via doctor google i guess. #its fine 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

[creelby]

me when casper and jaden from other side phone calls from cursed advertisements from ashur gharavi

#word vomit #my blorbos honestly #ashur gharavi #other side phone calls #cursed advertisements

[dnptheinfinity]

ashsgfshksgahja my second cousin invited me to his wedding and it’s not happening until september but i’m already so stressed

#i haven’t been to a wedding since i was maybe 5 years old #i’m getting anxiety from thinking about thinking what i’m going to wear because i absolutely don’t have any appropriate clothes #i don’t really like this side of the family and i don’t even have anyone i could bring as a ‘plus one’ for emotional support #because i can already see my parents having a great time and ignoringme for most of the time #also the phone call?? i was trying so hard to be normal but i don’t think i succeed #for some reason i was repeating every other word i said?? #but at least my dad gave me a heads up that he would be calling at all #because let’s be real otherwise i would not pick up a call from an unknown number #why am i like this

[tennessoui]

Just had a thought about the road-trip au: Does Ashoka even know about Obi Wans feelings for Anakin?

He assumes she does, but now that I’ve reread it, he has not actually told her, he’s the one who attempted to lie during the FaceTime call and if she knew they had feelings for each other wouldn’t she encourage Obi Wan to talk to Anakin instead?

she sure does not!!! Obi-Wan loves her of course, but he also probably wouldn’t trust her to not tell Anakin about his feelings, so he wouldn’t confide in her because in his mind, Anakin finding out is the worst case scenario.

Meanwhile, Anakin would tell her everything — how much he loves Obi-Wan, how much it hurts to love Obi-Wan, how he knows he needs to get over him but he doesn’t know how he could because trust him, Obi-Wan doesn’t feel the same no matter how you think he acts ok I know him better. It’s just different with us, ok? I would know if he were in love with me

so Ahsoka realizes they’re having sex but they’re not together but she’s also been Anakin's confidante throughout this whole pregnancy so far so she knows probably better than obi-wan what anakin would do for him….so in her mind it’s not fair to anakin, this new set up, and Obi-Wan probably thinks everyone knows how he feels about Anakin (it’s written all over his face and his actions and his everything), but she doesn't realize!!

to her, obi-wan must know anakin is in love with him, and he doesn't feel the same but hey free dick, fwb relationship. and obi-wan thinks she means 'hey sleeping with anakin when you're in love with him and he doesn't know it isn't fair to him because you're getting more out of it than he agreed to give.' so obi-wan texts back i know, but ahsoka just thinks this confirms that obi-wan isn't in love with anakin.

#asks #roadtrip au #squick tag: a/b/o #i think if you spend too much time around roadtrip au obikin you get stupider #the dumb is contagious #also if anakin would ever voluntarily talk to bail organa i think he'd say the same sort of thing just on obi-wan's side #like 'this isnt fair to him you have to let him explore other options and find an alpha that can give him what he actually wants' #bail sayng this over the phone when obi-wan is visiting him and breha #and anakin calls to check up on him because it's been 5 hours without contact and 3 is anakin's limit #would be a scenario that ends in brutal murder

[sailforvalinor]

In other news, my church sign has been hit by a car for the *checks notes* fourth time

#my dad says he’s starting to take this personally lol #also The Boy is calling me Friday. less nervous than before but still nervous #I think the thing I may have figured out as to why I’m feeling panicky about this is that (at least currently) it doesn’t feel intense at #all. like does that make any sense? maybe this is because I’m not a teenager anymore but like #he’s smart he’s funny and makes me laugh we share some interests but are also fairly different he’s easy to talk to but I don’t feel like #I’ve been hit in the head with a frying pan? does that make any sense?? #argh. and he literally has said nothing about feelings like at all #which is chill with me on the one hand but on the other I have NO IDEA how he feels about me #I mean the fact that we text all the time and he talks to me for hours on the phone kind of says a lot but he’s literally said NOTHING #like he’s probably just waiting until I’m not on the other side of the globe that makes sense and I like taking it slow but also THE #UNCERTAINTY GIRLIES #I love the friendship and the fact that we jive so well as friends but though I may not seem like it in-person I AM A ROMANTIC HELP

[youcanthandelthetruth]

Texas 💖

#i had the longest weekend on the planet #shitshow of a funeral with the most dysfunctional side of my family #and then my uncle never made it home and he's diabetic so we can't just wait for him to turn up again #i made a chain of logical leaps that felt right in the moment but are confusing even to me in hindsight #but with one phone call i found him in jail in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere and then drove two hours to bail him out #all this while I was badly sunburned on my period and covered in poison ivy blisters #did a kafkaesque little routine where every lobby we went into at the jail was empty and there was just a phone on the wall #and someone on the other end would say oh go into the next door down #and that would also be an empty dark room with a phone on the wall where they said to go one more door down #several times in a row #finally found an inhabited part of the building and talked to a sherriff while trying to hold all my arms and legs behind my back #to hide the horrible yellow crusty blisters all over my skin. look like an actual plague victim. feel worse. #keeping it together because i am Handling The Situation #my uncle was so happy to see us he cried #he'd been trying to call for help all day but the jail phone was showing up as Scam Call on everyone's cell #I was hailed by the family as Brilliant Detective: Finder and Rescuer #I went home and laid very still for many hours #anyway in between crises I got to spend a few hours at the beach and that was nice.

[worm-brainzz]

day 3 quick before the day ends

#rui kamishiro #rui project sekai #rui pjsk #tsukasa tenma #wxs tsukasa #wxs rui #wxs #wonderlands x showtime #jaden the other side #casper the other side #the other side phone calls #ashur gharavi #the world of mr plant #twomp #ashur where the fuck did you get a maid dress #argos twomp #mark and friends #mr plant twomp #bugbo gerbo #argos x mr plant

[disdaidal]

So I think I'm finally getting a contract and I'm going to start my new studies (as a youth/school counselor) in my old school. I met the principal today and had a talk with him, and he said he was pleased to see me there and would like to have me there because I already know my way around and seemed to manage things just fine when I was still their student. So, that's great, I'm finally getting somewhere.

But I'll have to wait until Friday because he's still not quite sure who's going to be my supervisor, so he's going to have a talk with a couple of staff members about it at first.

And then my teacher in my new school is already pressing me with contract matters and stuff, wanting me to start earlier than I had originally planned or at least get the contract done by then, so uhh. I'm going to have a Teams meeting with her on Friday at 8 o'clock in the morning (I'm not a morning person at all), and I'm sure we're going to have such a lovely discussion about my schedule and study plans and all that stuff.

All this phone-calling and paperwork is giving me a headache. And I still have some school assignments to do and to return before next week, and guess what - ya girl just wants to read and write fanfiction all day and all night. 🤪 Priorities, I has them.

#personal #no seriously i went to bed around 4am because i was writing a fic. and then i got up at 8:30 after snoozing the clock for an hour #because i had the appointment with the principal around 10am so #but anyway despite my poor sleeping schedule i am actually happy about this opportunity #i should be able to work in the evenings if they can just find me a supervisor. which would be super because then i'm not going to have to #wake up early. unless i get a side job because i need money and this is only training so i don't get paid for it. but remains to be seen #i am not feeling awfully energized for school/work combination right now so uhh #but then i'd also get to work as a special needs assistant because this school has a lot of special needs students #so that sounds pretty good actually. it was something i was also thinking about doing before #because i was kind of a special needs student myself when i was younger and i didn't get the help i needed so #helping others with that could be great. a great opportunity indeed #and i may have to help with this other type of class as well #i think they're calling it preparatory education for vocational training in english. i'm not 100% sure what it even means #but well if i get a chance then perhaps i'll find outl #so all in it sounds like they have need for me and i get to do a lot of different stuff so. it should be good #it's. just this. studying itself. and like i said. all this paperwork and making phone calls and stuff. it's stressing me out #so uh #let's just hope that friday makes me a little bit wiser

[percabeth-is-my-only-joy]

I want to know more about Annabeths mortal half-brothers. Like, we all know how her relationship with her stepmom is ok at the absolute best of times, but what do her brothers think of her? The girl that disappeared when she was seven - meaning they had to be younger than that - and reappeared years later, with celestial bronze weaponry and more trauma than anyone deserves, flipped in and out of the house, at one point was apparently kidnapped and her friends? showed up on their doorstep for a place to stay the night while trying to save her, Luke showing up at her house to try and get her to come with him, and was fighting a war?

Like, how do you respond to that? Your mother obviously isn’t her biggest fan, your dad might still be in love with her bio mom who is also an actual goddess, and your sister has spent her whole life fighting monsters that you can’t see.

I kinda want to see them, like post-HoO, when they’re like mid-teens, like, see her in the background of one of Rachel’s or Pipers social media posts and just. Fly to New York to try and find this sister they apparently have but barely know anything about. I want Annabeth to be able to have a relationship with them, regardless of her relationship with her dad and her relationship with her step mom. I want to see them do their best to be a part of her life and part of her world, even if it’s isn’t meant for people like them - kinda like how Paul does.

I just. I see stuff about her father, and I see stuff about her stepmother, but I don’t see anything about her mortal brothers and I think it could be so cool to think about.

#pjo #hoo #pjo hoo toa #percy jackon and the olympians #i love annabeth #annabeth chase #frederick chase #chase brothers #annabeths brothers #show me Rachel at a hotel with her asshole father getting called down to the front desk #because someone wants to talk to her about annabeth chase and like. #she goes because she figures it’s an Oracle thing #and she’s like. why couldn’t you just IM me #and instead it’s these two boys that look kinda like annabeth asking her if they could get her phone number #and she almost says no because she knows better than to hand out other peoples numbers to random people #and then they say they’re her brothers. but like #the ones one the mortal side #and Rachel is too tired for this so she brings them up to her room #and texts annabeth to come over in the morning to deal with this

[isfjmel-phleg]

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#random personal stuff #should have called campus security before whoever that was at my door left #didn't because I'm very used to having my apprehensions get dismissed #& didn't want to go through the embarrassment of responsible adults on the other side of a phone informing me I'm being silly over nothing #because what if it was nothing? #the last time an unexpected knock on the door freaked me out it was maintenance showing up absurdly early #so it looks like I failed this last session's homework which was to work on trusting myself #(what does that even look like) #BUT if it ever happens again I don't care #I've put campus security's number in my phone and I WILL call

[terroristiraqi]

oh i wish feelings would go away

#p #need to unregister from the class we signed up for together lol #unless i need it in that case he can leave #i do care about him but he was just exhausting me constantly #just being immature and not to my standards. which like fine i have high standards for ppl whatever #but just not being realistic at all. then has the gall to call me immature and call this 'tv ahh shi' #genuinely burst out laughing at that one #he loves me sure. #i realized i kept dreading calls or trying to ignore his texts and avoid him essentially #didn't see him for a month and we kissed day after eid and there was nothing honestly #none of the spark or the feeling that was there before #alhamdullilah. i came to my senses even tho 3 weeks late #he says he doesn't hate me. 'you're the only one who can break my heart'. direct words #he's upset no doubt. blocked him on everything #i think he thinks i'll come back i mean i came back twice #but khalas. sneaking around and lying and the excuses i keep giving to my family. it's exhausting #on top of me being already iffy about him. i'm 18 man i have so long to find someone #he was a lousy boyfriend a lot of the time. didn't make up for the things he said he'd make up for #he did get better but im not entirely sure since we didn't see each other for a month #all i need to do is look at the bright side of it all. i have so much freetime now. i can do what i want. i don't have to apologize for #every little thing. i feel more relaxed. i don't have to check my phone as often. i don't need to make excuses for someone else #alhamdullilah alhamdullilah alhamdullilah

[paladincecil]

Did a nice thing for my mum and bought her a decent-ish second hand phone for mothers day cuz she's been complaining about her phone not working

She took this as meaning "tell son about a whole bunch of traumatic crap"

#Her old phone is fine btw. It's getting old though as it's a galaxy s9. Got her an s21 for a decent price #I just sit here while she's happily talking away about something she's told me 50 times #Then she'll just switch to some depressing shit and upsets herself #All without a single word from me #I've long since learned that actively participating in the conversation makes things worse #If I speak up she'll either ignore it completely or lose track and start again or move onto some other topic #If I end the call when she starts getting upset I'm the asshole #So I just leave the phone on the side with myself on mute while I work on whatever I was doing before

[zipmode]

I "like" my "job" but its so sucks that I can't have my phone on me while the show's going on and i can't even doodle and draw because im backstage and its soso dark... during our tech rehearsals i would slide my run sheet out onto the stage just enough so that nobody could see it but i had enough light to draw LOL. But now that we're open i don't wanna risk doing that... so basically i just pace around and zone out 😁👍

#zipmode talks #the last show i was a stagehand for was in a blackbox theatre and the entrance/exit i was stationed to was basically its own room #and lit well enough by its bluelight that i could doodle on my run sheet #AND since nobody else was in there most of the time i could be slick and go on my phone #but im working a mainstage production atm so its only the wings on either side of the stage #and im back there with two other stagehands pretty much for the whole run #oh also fun fact i learned last night a lot of the actors in this show are credited as guest artists but are being paid as interns #which is an incredibly fucked up thing to do #they also gave two additional roles to one of the women to understudy for but are still calling her an understudy instead of a swing #(understudys typically support one role while swings support several. if you're a swing you should be getting paid more) #anyways i hope the wrath of the unions spreads to this stupid fucking company #they need to get their act together or theyre gonna go down in flames #sorry this was a way longer vent than i meant for it to be