#the mosquito brothers

[justarandombrit]

Actually, there are three genders

#i don't know #i came up with this in the shower #mosquito brothers you'll always be famous to me #starship #starship musical #starship starkid #starkid starship #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #the mosquito brothers #veeto mosquito #neato mosquito #sweetheart mosquito

[puppetdaily]

The Mosquito Brothers from Team StarKid's Starship

#the mosquito brothers #team starkid #starship #starkid

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Mycoft: Sherlock was a wierdly empathetic child

Albert: Wierdly empathetic? How?

Mycoft: My brother didn't mind seeing dead bodies or the thought of touching them. But once when I slapped a mosquito which bite me, he said that the mosquito was just trying to get food and asked how would I feel if I went to the fridge to get something to eat and it slams the door shut and snaps my neck

#incorrect quotes #mycoft holmes #albert james moriarty #mycoft talking about sherlock's childhood #sherlock empathised with mosquitoes rather than humans #humans could go die amd he couldn't care less #mycoft was so concerned that he even thought of taking sherlock to therapy #albert listens because it's entertaining #and he likes talking to mycoft #i ship them #they're cute #moriarty the patriot #holmes brothers #holmes brothers childhood

[angryteapott]

Okay wait some of my posts are wrong tho because as much as li lianhua likes alone time and simple productive pursuits he... does not just find fulfillment feeding himself and others at all? He loves complication like mr "im learning how to cook" cool but you also fake raised TWO people from the dead just for the drama of it all. "Well I can't NOT butt in and announce everything in the most dramatic way possible" how does this find the corpse my guy. Fulfilled some weird fake resurrection pact for a manual. "I'm a ghost drifting searching for my brother's body" ur a poltergeist and a menace. You are ALWAYS in the thick of it. "I've left behind fame and fortune for a simpler life" THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL FAMOUS? Incurable. Di Feisheng has his fucking number.

#I'm eating up all these rv aus but let's be real he wouldn't be obscure he'd have 500000 followers because everyone heard the story of how #he saved that one tiktoker's life from a brown recluse bite using weeds he ground up from the mcd's parking lot pavement #(it was a mosquito bite the weeds were random and the tiktoker was too embarrassed to admit it) #my feelings for li lianhua are familial #he's my little brother and I'm twisting his ear as i drag him away #mysterious lotus casebook #li lianhua

[royal-dragon7]

When will people realize that just because people are adopted doesn’t make them any less brothers? And that you saying they’re not brothers because they’re adopted or saying “they’re adopted” so you can ship them invalidates pretty much everyone who has adopted siblings?

#adoption #adoptive family #yes I am adopted #the concept of dating him makes me want to commit many acts of extreme violence #him=my brother #I’m scared to tag the ship names #last time I did someone got mad #but I don’t think they realize how weird it is #I’m currently falling off of my chair #who tf cares #I have a mosquito bite on my eyelid #mf thorki- there now the ship is stated but I don’t have to actually tag it #stop showing up on my recommended #adopted siblings

[rrxindrops]

If you don’t hear from me anytime soon it’s bc im dead. It looks tiny on picture but it’s a big one😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#update: it’s all good lol #it’s out from the house #my brother got it out bless him🥹 #was praying isha and heard a buzzing sound on my left ear. #I panicked at first and tried to get it off me and when the sound disappeared I calmed down and thought maybe it was a mosquito #Went back on finishing my prayer and when I finished I looked around and saw this🤢 #so this disgusting bug was on me while praying🙂🙂🙂🙂

[thomas-mvller]

From the creators of "getting angry at people who arrive waaay later than scheduled" comes the thrilling sequel: getting angry at people who arrive WAAAAY earlier than scheduled 🤯

#so I'm alone at home and a neighbor who went on a trip for a couple days asked me a favor #which was to give the keys to her brother bc he was going to do some stuff at the house #SHE told me they'd contact me when they were on their way #THEY told me they'd come on monday at 12pm ish to pick up the keys #and THEY told me they'd call me whenn they were on their way!!! #.... #GUESS WHO CAME AT FREAKING 9AM?????????? #and it just so happens that i went to bed around 6am because of reasons (mosquito) #i mean there was no way they'd know that but still #PLUS i woke up only to see they sent a text message letting me know they were coming #A TEXT! AT 9AM!!! #be serious rn 😭 #rambless

[shinysteph]

Something venomous must have bit me the other night because I woke up at 3:00 am covered in hives and have one bite that BURNS so much I've never had a bug bite hurt this badly what the hell

#when i catch that spider or centipede.. #at first i was afraid in case it was bed bugs but it's just one bite and my brother said that bed bug bites feel more like mosquito bites #and this bite burns so badly it must be something with venom #my posts

[indigos-shits-and-giggles]

The instrumental of Kick It Up a Notch while the Mosquito Brothers (and Sweetheart) are telling Bug about Pincer:

#shitpost #meme #bug starship #pincer starship #mosquito brothers starship #starship starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield

[deus-ex-mona]

i thought of my family. i ✨shrivelled up inside✨

#incoherent ramblings that may or may not be oversharing af in the tags. you have been warned #the lyrics just… really hit home at some parts. infidelity ain’t cool man. :( #ughhhh i just. the song’s just…!!!!! aaaaaaaaaa #now i really wanna take a crack at tling it bc. the…. aaaaaaaa #i can’t really explain my feelings about this song? but i have lots of them #like it brought back memories of being there in the cigarette-scented living room of my old place as my apparent other parent called his gf #i’ll never forget how sickening the softer and sweeter(?) tone his voice took on as he talked to her. it was grossssss #like it was such a huge shift from how he was towards his biologically female family members (my mother and myself) #just how was he able to be so soft towards that lady while also slapping the living daylights out of us? >:( it isn’t fair!!!! #my brother was spared from getting hit though. and he was spared from being involved in their fights too. male privilege ig. it’s not fair!! #not that i’d want that asshat to be sweet to me in the first place. heck no. #there was this time he asked me what kind of music i listened to. i told him t-swift bc i didn’t want him near my fav song: caramelldansen #he looked up one of her songs on yt to seem relatable，i told him ‘i don’t listen to t-swift’，and he screamed at me :((( #and there was also that time i was screamed at for calling him a perv for pointing out mosquito bites on my inner thighs :((( #and yet… just *how* was this ugly ass loser able to get girlfriends as a married man??? he’s 155cm so he doesn’t even have the height factor #ughhhhhh cheaters always remind me of this clown. i hate him. i really do. i hate tons of things but he’s the thing i hate most in the world #i can’t get rid of that mf though >:( the cons and cons of being literally named after him bc he was disappointed that i was born a girl ig #well. this sure got off-topic… i probably need therapy lol #but therapy’s too expensive (and too complicated to get) so tag therapy it is!!!! #i’ll just vent my life’s worries in the tags here all while everyone else suffers with me >:) #but… kitto wakareru yo’s a beautiful song (musically speaking). chico’s voice and the instrumentals are so good and very emotional… #but the dude mentioned in the lyrics can go cocc himself ig. cheating is unforgivable!!!!!!! #it is suiyoubi my dudes #inedible blubbering

[falled-over]

people that hate cats and think dogs are so superior going on about how a cat will eat you when you die. a dog will kill you when you’re alive. like its not a competition but if it were 

#dogs are cool and all cats are my brother btw #and i also like all other animals except for mosquitos (bugs r animals)

[dogboycolumbo]

went to a powwow the other day and saw a progress flag! it was so neat

#i dont go to powwows super often like. usually twice a year or whatever but ive never seen a progress flag before #it was nice BUT i have like 10 mosquito bites now grrrr #my brother somehow has no mosqutio bites at all ?? neither of us wore bug spray but HOW #ALSO the mc specifically said we could take photos. this isnt like illicit photography or anything dw

[espytalks]

I get to experience an important milestone in my adult life: "stuck on the side of the road with a flat tire, with no equipment, so ya need to wait for an hour without ac for help to come over"! Yay!...

#espy talks #my brother just got off the phone with dad #hes getting the stuff to change the tire #oh boy its hot here in banjo county with no ac and mosquitoes everywhere

[astro-inthestars]

smth i hate abt our world is just cottage cheese. dont know if it would Ever be relevant in ur story anyway but i hate it and want it Gone >:( - azzy

GDFHASJGFASHAJFAHJFGDASHJFGAJH AZZY

Ofc bestie I will obliterate cottage cheese from the universe *bows*

I CAST DELETUS YEETUS ON COTTAGE CHEESUS

It no longer exists <333

#astroanswers #kaibigan kong mahal #MY BROTHER SUGGESTED THE BEST THINGS #DELETE MOSQUITOS‚ VIRUSES‚ AND TOXIC MASCULINITY #then he listed it down after and forgot he said viruses then said burnt toast #WHICH #BOTH ARE VALID

[lilacthebooklover]

tmw you infiltrate the bestie's awesome whiteboard and get carried away in his absence

#inky's such a good artist jkdfhjkhfdfhdkjhfk #then there's my “keep chasing your schemes” meme comic(??) in the top left corner xxx #idk man it started as one little reference and spiralled #me when i can't do things by halves <//3 #got an exam tmrw #not excited <3 #i revised for bio on friday via doodling speshul bugs #we had phagocytosis the snail #pathogen the mosquito #coronary heart disease the ochopede #mitosis the spooder #rose black spot the bee #amylase the stick insect #gall bladder the caterpillar #etc etc etc #plus desmond + chadwick + laurel the evil bug exterminators #buttttttttt i have to write an exam on blood brothers tmrw even though i've never. yk. SEEN blood brothers #oh well #i got full marks on the practice i'll be fineee #go check out the whiteboard server guys!! #it's no. 23251398-6686-7422 :)) #whiteboard fox #mutuals

[lipglossandsacrifice]

.....................cook;ie...... - drawing anon

Yes, yes. A cookie.

[Tab hands off the cookie to drawing anon.]

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to work.

#seriously i'm going to have to fill out all those forms again aren't i #inquiries | answered ask #a recruit perhaps? :) | anon ask #~[-]~ #incredibox tab #incredibox #tab incredibox #askblog #roleplay blog #drawing anon #(ooc: bro really said 'yeah consume this - you can trust me. i'm an accountant') #(ooc: god this makes me realise how funny a crossover between tab and this other thing i run would be) #(ooc: evil accountant and #'normal yet completely stressed to insanity by his batshit insane best friends and literal mosquito demon brother' accountant #two will enter and one will leave... in... the TAXERDOME) #(ooc: but that is a concept for another time xP )