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marxalittle · 1 month

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I have the dumbest fucking idea and it's only getting larger in my notes app SO:

Hanahaki disease is a magical illness.

Forsaken are immune to diseases of the living: those which require a living body to afflict, feed from, or grow within. They are not immune to curses, afflictions, spell plagues, or magical illnesses.

And while it's true that the Dark Lady was raised with her body intact as it was at the moment of her death, including the injuries she had sustained immediately before, resulting in some physical tics and strain; it is also true that when she suddenly developed a cough, someone was going to notice.

It can't kill her, because she doesn't need to breathe, but an impossible passion for Jaina Proudmoore has given root and rise to Hanahaki disease, a most inconvenient affliction for the Banshee Queen.

#Hanahaki disease #the girls the wives #dumb ideas #Banshee Queen #they're idiots your honor #jaina proudmoore #sylvanas windrunner #sylvanas x jaina #i will write this you can't stop me #brain worms

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evaempress · 2 months

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Want some breakfast? 🍑🍑 #BreakfastIsReady

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z1pos · 3 months

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❕💌 let’s do some learning in bed together tonight ;) 🤍

source: me !! :)

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sexylexidoll · 3 months

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Decided to do an outfit check 🥰💦.

What do you say, sexy or nah?🥰💦🤤

Text me once you see this 🥰🤤.

Don't forget to Like and Reblog ❤️

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nezhanetwork · 5 months

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all the words i couldn't say to you, oh, the damage i have wrought

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graciegreyyxo · 7 months

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A wonderful weekend for everyone and happy thanksgiving for my fellow Canadians 😍

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ruubesz-draws · 23 days

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Godzilla Minus One vs Suko!

Mothra and Shimo are not impressed

(It did not go according to plan...)

In Goji's and Kong's eyes, they look like this:

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xmaplemistyx · 5 days

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You like my cute dress daddy?

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fosliie · 9 months

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You know what they say, once you got some fav characters, gotta blast ‘em with the gender ray B). Anyways here’s some fem versions of Sam and Max! Just as in love and murdering even more so if that’s even possible

#myart #freelance husbands #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #freelance wives #is freelance wives a thing??#would be so girl boss if it was #also wanted an excuse to doodle some goofy undercover mission of some sort with fancy outfits and lots of attempted murder :]

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marxalittle · 1 month

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This got so big in my notes app I had to split it into several notes.

Below the jump: I asked myself two questions and they changed the world (of Warcraft). Also, and this isn't relevant for several thousand more words, card games are very important to elves.

The household wards pulsed gently, a feeling of belonging just in the back of her mind, the Estate welcoming one of the family home. Brigade General Vereesa Windrunner, Ranger Lord of the army of Silvermoon, Meritorious Order of the Unconquered Sun (with cluster), et cetera, sighed and stood up from her desk. "Thank you, everyone. Let's call it there and we'll pick up in the morning."

If her abruptness gave any of the headquarters staff pause, they didn't show it, tossing off less-than-parade salutes and shuffling their reports, maps, scrying stones, and assorted paraphernalia back into order and taking their leave. Doubtlessly most of them would find their way to the kitchens, or the barracks mess if the Estate's cook told them off for pilfering the pantry. For her part, Vereesa left the charts and files in their working order on her desk for later, heading down the corridor and toward the east foyer, closest to the stables. Her house slippers further softened her light steps, allowing her to make it down the stairs undetected, and she stopped just shy of the foot of the stair to observe, for once, without being observed.

General Sylvanas Windrunner (inactive), former Ranger-General of the armies of Quel'Thalas, Meritorious Order of the Unconquered Sun (with cluster and braid), Banner of Thas'alah, Crimson Star (with sunburst, multiple), et cetera, was still pulling her boots off in the entryway, the jacket of her undress uniform open and her saddlebags dumped beside her. A dusty riding cloak was draped over a rack where the steward could collect it for laundering with the rest of the linens. Sitting on the bench, hauling her riding boots off and rubbing at her calves where her breeches had wrinkled under them, Sylvanas was still the very picture of a Farstrider officer, just not the sort of pictures that went up on recruitment posters. She was road-worn, slightly dirty, armed to the teeth, clearly fatigued, and perfectly capable of carrying on for another three days with a fight at the end: a ranger true in Ranger blue.

Vereesa took the last few stairs more heavily, announcing herself before she stepped into the foyer. The long ears of the old campaigner on the bench flicked toward her, and Sylvanas cast a glance over her shoulder as she fished around for slippers that fit. She favored the open, sandal type, and was having some trouble, bent forward to root under the bench, making a pair. Vereesa had always preferred the closed-heeled type, feeling that they looked marginally less ridiculous with her uniform.

"How was your trip?"

She shrugged, a neat trick in that position. "A long ride with a few short stops. Sharpshooters and master sharpshooters have been certified and sent back to their units. Silvermoon is still strange. The outposts I visited are in good repair. Personnel levels are adequate. Runestones are secure, from what I saw. Patrols could be a little more imaginative, but that's the dividend peace pays, I guess." Straightening up from the bench, she threw her saddlebags over one shoulder and strode into the house proper. Annoyingly, the slippers barely marred the effect.

Vereesa perforce followed after her, determined to take the rare opportunity to have an actual conversation with her sister. "All in your report, I suppose?" Catching up, she guided them into the quiet of the east den, cool and shaded this far into the afternoon.

If Sylvanas realized her intentions, she at least didn't fight, allowing herself to be steered. She shrugged again. "As usual."

"Sylvanas, I get reports like that all the time, in much more depth. I could read your reports if that's what I wanted. I'm asking you about the rest of it."

Rather than answer the original question, her sister blinked down at her, dressed for the workday in a fuller and finer version of the uniform they shared, and flicked her ears. "It still astonishes me that you're a Ranger Lord."

"And yet I'm not at all surprised that you've managed to avoid that honor yet again, despite the obvious advantages to having you in that room."

"I've no patience for politics anymore-- me as a Ranger Lord would be a complete disaster. The Conclave would ban me from speaking in chambers. I'd drive everyone around me to madness or sedition and drink myself insensible."

"There was a time when your manners and maneuvers in chambers were the equal to your skill in the field. The marvel of the court." She put one hand on her hip and cocked it, ears forward and eyebrows raised. A challenge, and a very deliberate one at that.

Sylvanas shifted her stance enough to cross her arms without losing the saddlebags from off her shoulder. Blank-faced, ears neutral: a wall. "And there was a time when your impulsiveness and impertinence were its despair. Times change. Even people do, eventually."

#wip #notes app #writing a whole revisionist lesbian Warcraft fanfic in your notes app #sylvanas windrunner #vereesa windrunner #sylvania #eventually #actually this happens after they hook up but because stupid reasons they don't know who the other is in context #sibling dynamics #when your sister used to outrank you and now technically you're her commander in chief #A Shattered Sword #the girls the wives

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evaempress · 1 month

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#sexy pose #sexy titts #so hot and sexy #sexy ebony #sexy wives #sexy breast #slim and sexy #+18 or +adult only #sexy tease #so hot 🔥🔥🔥#thick legs #thick and juicy #thick babe #thick hips #thick vibes only #thickwomen #thicc girls

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kristybluebird · 1 month

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Shout out to both "Tongues & Teeth" Anthy AMV's on youtube, legendary stuff.

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bookshopbentley · 8 months

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“ aziraphale chose heaven over cr — “ shut UPPPP shut the fuck up aziraphale chose heaven over his own happiness THATS how selfless he is and if i have to read that one more time i’m throwing a tantrum