#the gay one to be clear

[leafatlaw]

can i just say while i do adore the offical rand art (cryingwrens artstyle is literally so good im just !!!), it is quite the jumpscare to see rand without any facial hair

#that man is not a twink !!1 #hes also hairy !!! #ideal rand design is just a bear #the gay one to be clear #i also really like the rolan artwork #he also suffers from “he would not be that skinny” but i love how the artist drew the water #look at that high waisted man hes got feeminine hips #im not commenting on the kian design #sparrow speaks #anyone want to send me the keepers notes? haha jk unless

[purple-ravaged]

imagine if he was always weird as fuck part 2

#tbh this isn’t him even being weird as fuck he’s just 9 #in case it wasn’t clear obito would 100% play dogs/wolves if he didn’t think kakashi was evil #ALSO when playing dogs kakashi does it normally on hands and knees… but gai is one of those absolute menace children and crawled around #on hands and feet for speed #my art #fanart #digital art #naruto #kakashi hatake #obito uchiha #rin nohara #kakashi fanart #kakashi #kid kakashi #kid obito #lol don’t have to tag kid rin LMAO #hatake kakashi #uchiha obito #maito gai #naruto fanart

[locusfandomtime]

i will continue to hijack him

#this is joking to be clear. i am gay. i just saw this 2000s satirical mlp meme and was like. we should bring this back #hermitcraft #locus fandom time #shitpost #hermitblr #ethoslab #im not even an ethogirl i just think theres something about him in particular that made this meme funny. like it wouldnt hit the same with #like grian or xb or mumbo #anyways i think the ethogirls will enjoy this one so

[jibril-thelibraryangel]

Damn you know the Velma show is bad because Velma and Daphne literally kiss and are confirmed love interests in it and you gay bitches are SILENT

#scooby doo #Velma literally got a crush on one side character in one animated movie no one watched #and you people lost your god damn mind #Now she’s fully making out with Daphne and no one gives a fuck #hbo velma #velma show #Velma #(just to be clear I’m also gay bitches)

[twinkskeletons]

sal and dean (or my proximity to greatness)

#i have been drawing this gay ass comic for 1000 years #fall out boy #my art #rpf #peterick #trying to not compare it to my other one.. i think this is still good i think the blue works .. #i really hope it does it’s making me a little insane like i want it there 4 true blue magic but ough.. #what if it looks better all in black and white and i don’t post the most perfect possible version of this comic </3 #had a lot less clear of an idea 4 this one i just love this post and had to make a comic 4 it as well :]

[panmostuck]

jokes that someone had to make eventually so i took one for the team and drew them. original posts under the cut:

#homestuck #john egbert #jade harley #the condesce #caliborn #fanart #gif warning #just so we're clear i'm not trying to say that john isn't one of the gays #but there was one specific interaction of his with dave early on that led me to make this joke #i can't remember the specifics of it though #guess i'll be on the lookout for it during my reread #i stole the condesce joke from abby by the way #everyone say THANK YOU ABBY

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Every time I see someone acting like OFMD caters to straight people or is innoffensive or that the show isn't unapologetically queer enough their arguments always seem to amount to "No real queer rep has ever existed in history" when taken to it's logical conclusion. Like they gave us a rom com about gay men which included a nonbinary character who just was nonbinary and didn't explain themselves to the audience and then people immediately started saying "but they don't even have lesbians" because that's the knit pick for a show that takes place in a male dominated setting (a pirate ship) and the crew was like "Ok heard here's some lesbians" and then the goalpost shifted to "the polyamory wasn't poly enough" (are Jackie and Husbands chopped liver to you girl?) And at this point we're one intersex person away from the whole fucking LGBTQIA acronym, one of the characters has successfully transitioned into a fucking bird, there was an entire drag show, and we haven't seen a single named heterosexual character in 8 entire episodes. Like I'm sorry if this is not gay enough for you then nothing is.

#like if you need lesbians gays bisexuals transgenders and for the main couple to have a third partner for it to qualify as actually queer #then like #bottoms doesn't count the color purple doesnt count brokeback mountain doesn't count rent doesn't count and so on and so forth #to be clear I'd love to see that show #but discounting the entire queer media landscape because you want to hate on one show is not a flex girl

[fandomsandfeminism]

I will say, one thing I LOVE about teaching middle schoolers these days is that with the internet, you never have any idea what information kids already know or how that information has been processed in their brain.

So like, our textbook includes some stuff about the space program, including Ronald Reagans speech after the Challenger Shuttle disaster.

And one of my students goes "who was president when this happened?"

Me: "Ronald Reagan."

Student: "....wasnt he the homophobic one?"

Me 😶"...........you're probably thinking of how he mishandled the AIDs crisis in the 80s. Yes, that was him."

Student: "....bet, miss. Magic Johnson has AIDS."

#i teach English to 8th graders #their background knowledge is a over the fucking place #i love them #like kiddo there isnt just one homophobic president #i know what fact led to that statement but lets be clear #even the gay presidents were homophobic thats just how it was

[dontmindme2600]

Bsd is actually getting teens to read classical literature and I actually think that’s really funny. It’s like advertising but instead of some corporate thing its English teacher propaganda

#the bsd mangaka dramatically takes off a mask and he’s just some college professor #IVE GOT YOU MEDDLING KIDS ALL THANKS TO MY ANIME BOYS #bsd #bungo stray dogs #why is one tag literally ‘Bungo gay dogs’ alshdvakjssh #to be clear I have absolutely no problem with this I absolutely love classics

[realbeefman]

house is all id, impulse and reckless behavior and selfishness, and wilson is all superego, overthinking and moral judgement and selflessness, and together they act as the other's ego. house wants to biopsy a patient to stop his own pain, wilson tells him he's going to cross a line if he does. wilson wants to tell the world how he's justified the taboo of euthanasia, house steps in to tell him he'll ruin his life if he does. ultimately, this is why they fall apart when separated from each other, why wilson is miserable when he tries to cope with amber's death without house.

wilson will always try to be more selfish, to care less, wish that he was more like house, and house will always wish the inverse, that he is capable of caring as deeply as wilson does, that his own empathy ran as deep as wilson's. but in the end, they are both incapable of embodying those traits they admire in the other on their own. they can only truly function together.

this is the point in the show, for me, where it becomes clear that house and wilson have been set up as star-crossed lovers. it's only here, in 8 x 21, that they both accept fully who they are to each other. they have both accepted that they will only be able to be happy together, that only through acknowledging how they complete each other will either of them be able to be fulfilled in life. the tragedy is that they have only been able to find life at death. the price for their happiness together is the looming inevitability of wilson's death

anyways. rest in peace sigmund freud you would’ve loved analyzing house md yaoi

#writing ‘this is the point when’ like AHA! THE MIDPOINT GAY TWIST!!!! #i need to make one of those web-weavings comparing them to other famous literary couples #i need to be dramatic about this medical drama i CANNOT BE NORMAL ABOUT IT I AM INCAPABLE OF IT #can we make a name for hilson fanatics like how macdennis fanatics call themselves “locusts” #we should have a name like that... we deserve it... #house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #meta? is this meta? im never clear on what is and isnt #house md meta #hilson meta #hate crimes md

[yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt]

I kind of find it funny that Movie! Goldenheart are visibly different heights and are less... For lack of a better term straightifiable (by which I mean, it's harder for like, fujoshis to project heterosexual gender norms onto them wherein shorter=feminine=bottom etc) while Comic! Goldenheart, which is VERY often straightified with Comic Ambrosius often being treated/written as if he was a woman, are shown on numerous occasions to be exactly the same height. Like go ahead and try to make him UwU petite, he's not any shorter than Blackheart. As for Boldheart who IS shorter than Ambrosius, he's an absolute brick shithouse so try to feminize him I dare you??

Idk I just think it's a fun slap in the face to people who reduce gay male characters to stereotypical heterosexual gender norms. N.D. Stevenson said no ladies here these bitches GAY gay with those character designs.

#to be clear I am not saying that gay couples CANNOT resemble straight couples if thats what works for them #or that all straight couples fall into those categories #or that there is anything wrong with unapologetically effeminite gay male characters #Comic Ambrosius IS effeminate in many many ways. I just don't like it when even their designs play into it #like they're effeminite so they MUST be small in stature or vice versa #like what does one's stature have to do with their personality and/or gender presentation? #anyway #nimona #ambrosius goldenloin #goldenheart #nimona graphic novel #ballister blackheart #ballister x ambrosius #ballister boldheart #nimona 2023 #blackloin #nimona movie

[montrosepretty]

The smiling grinner

#cats the musical #cats musical #mr mistoffelees #time got away from me soo bad on this one #do I really need to go to my morning class. or do I need to draw gay cats #I think the answer is clear #daily drawing

[starwikia]

suicide cw

look i have been in this area before mentally. it sucks and i wouldn’t wish this on anyone. but, and this is going to sound callous, but i don’t feel any sympathy for james somerton. even if i hope he’s like. not dead. But thats all the amount of goodwill im willing to give him. The more i think about this really, the more angry i am. 

ngl this entire situation is another example of how white people weaponize their mental illness to avoid consequences. Im seeing it in real time.

this man has a continuous habit of using self-harm as a get-out-of-jail-for-free card. in both of his apologies, he has worded his supposed attempts in ways that were clearly meant to guilt people who displayed his plagiarism and overall horrendous history of racism and misogyny. i say supposed because, while i’m not saying those are lies and this would he such a fucked up thing to lie about that i don’t want to think he has, unfortunately, it’s been proven again and again that his word can’t be trusted, as he’s known to lie to try get out of consequences. Hes a proven liar. him lying about this is actually the best case scenario, because no one should go through this entire situation, wouldnt wish this on anyone, but you can only do this so often before people stop sympathizing with you. is this callous? Yeah, but like. I’m actually fucking angry he cant straight up take no as an answer. that this is how he reacts realizing he cant be one of the Cool Kidz™️ on youtube anymore. he acts like he DESERVES a career, like its not a privilege hes lost due to his own actions.

He lied about apologizing and forgiving people, he lied about giving the money to hbomberguy to give to ppl he ripped off (yknow, instead of doing it himself), he lied about the jessie gender situation and rewrote the narrative to make it so he isnt the bad guy, and hes the victim all along actually!

you can’t tell me that supposed last message of his isn’t meant to be a 13 reasons why esq attempt to deflect the blame “look i’m going to kill myself and it’s all YOUR PEOPLES FAULT for not letting me achieve my DREAM of being filmmaker IN PEACE!!! I just wanted Nick’s (the guy who I have thrown under the bus again and again) portfolio up!! Im just being a good friend dont you all FEEL BAD” he refuses to take ANY ACCOUNTABILITY of any of his actions and he IS STILL trying to shove the blame over to other people again.

it’s also pretty ironic people are like “uhhh well hbomber’s fans harassed him!!!” like hbomber outright told people NOT to HARASS JAMES!!! ALSO acting as if james doesn’t have a very real documented history of STRAIGHT UP sending his fans to harass and threaten smaller creators, more notably women, trans, and bipoc creators. especially after he’s stolen typically very personal anecdotes so he could profit from them. so why can he do it but the second people are like “hey this guys an actual piece of shit.” and he can’t handle it suddenly people are trying to white knight his shit? like no he doesn’t get that. he doesn’t get that at all just because he couldn’t handle the consequences of his actions. 

what? were supposed to stay quiet about a man profiting off of other minorities because he wanted to be the spokesman for all gay people? people tried to solve this on a smaller, more private scales for YEARS and he kept doing it. it was clear that the giant public video was the ONLY way to get people to notice. HE WOULDVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH STEALING 87 FUCKING THOUSANDS WORTH OF DOLLARS. HE CANT HANDLE THE FACT HE CANT GET AWAY WITH IT. 

am i supposed to feel bad for the guy who basically threatened a trans woman with the police? i don’t care what anyone says, it’s so fucking obvious that he threatened jessie by implying he was getting the police involved in their conflict. what am i supposed to act like that didn’t happen? are we supposed to pretend like he didn’t glorify nazi’s and outright said that gay people made up a good chunk of the nazis? That he didnt say america joined ww2 bc they were jealous of the NAZIS. WHAT WOULD POSSESS YOU TO FUCKING SAY THAT. but then? He gives women (not even women most of the time, he misgenders nonbinary ppl constantly) shit for writing mlm. are we supposed to act like he doesn’t straight-up sees himself superior and better than people of color and steals their works to put himself on a pedestal? Are we supposed to act like he didnt spit on our elders by saying “only the boring gays survived aids” like man! Fuck you! He BLANTANTLY MAKES UP HISTORY TO PUT HIMSELF ON A PEDESTAL!! HE ACTIVELY TRIED TO REWRITE LGBT HISTORY TO SUIT HIS FUCKED UP NARRATIVES!

yes this sucks ! no one deserves this but no one should be making him a martyr. Thats what he fucking WANTS! He wants to be immortalized as a victim!! (again, supposedly, it was reported hes alive but its not confirmed).

The shit he got isnt near the amount of fucking callous behavior hes done again and again. Again, to drill this point, EVEN IF HE DIDNT CALL THE POLICE HE THREATENED A TRANS WOMAN INTO THINKING HE DID!!! The fact he tried to use a head injury to justify years of the outright ghoulish shit fucking astounds me. Why the fuck did anyone in his life thought it was a good idea to let him TRY to come back. in the end, he had options. he didn’t need to try to make a comeback. HE DIDNT NEED TO FUCKING LIE OR IGNORE THE SHIT HE WAS CALLED OUT ON the reality is, he wanted to come back thinking he could shove it under the rug, was told that no dude, you’re not allowed to be a youtuber anymore. you’re done. you need to move on and went full nuclear. it’s not on anyone’s hands but his own. HES BEEN DOING THIS TO HIMSELF!! But nah man we cant call his shit out bc hell may or may not kill himself. Fuck the other minorities who have the same issues but worse and sometimes BECAUSE of him. This is going to SUCKKKK so bad when other ppl, specifically white gays, are going to weaponize this shit to get away with their stuff.

#warning: do not read this post if you want me to be nice to james somerton. i am extremely mean in this post. #before anyone accuses me of shit i legit never contacted him myself or anyone involved. i am someone who witnessed this behavior repeatedly #again. i hope hes alive and well. the fact is him lying about this WOULD BE THE IDEAL SITUATION. BC NO ONE SHOULD GO THROUGH THAT. but. #he HAS to forever be the victim in his eyes. attempting doesnt automatically mean youre free of sin. #its just terrible to see that regardless whether or not he did do it #its very clear his attempts to run away from his consequences are working on some people #we need to acknowledge that if your shitty ex friend can weaponize a threat to kill themselves #so can this internet person after being called out for horrendous shit #like what was the alterative? what were people supposed to fucking do? be nice about it? #yeah as if poc and trans women arent historically given shit for being 'too mean' about wanting justice. #this isnt just the plagiarism this is the fact a white dude has been parading himself as THE speaker for the gays(tm) but has been using hi #gayness to shield himself from his misogyny racism transphobia and antisemitism #its very clear regardless this means that ppl r going to side with him and then give him benefit of doubt #if you cant handle the heat stay out of the fucking kitchen dude. this is the consequences of your fucking actions. #hes a disgusting person who cant handle being told no so hes going to drag everyone down with him #like. idk this entire situation is frustrating to me. #its also frustrating ppl trying to be moral abt it like 'see! i knew this was bad all along!' no you didnt. shut it. #for the record im like mainly talking abt twit watching those spineless uwu cutesy ppl basically saying hes done noting wrong #oh and also alt righters who are clearly weaponinizing this where u know they wouldnt give a shit if a right ytber did this. #james somerton #idk might delete this later its just. ugh...

[choctalksalot]

two eepy

two mirmir

#choc draws #homestuck #dirkjake #dirk strider #jake english #sketch #gay people [RAUCOUS APPLAUSE] #if it wasn't clear i like drawing my ships in cozy mirmir #think literally sleeping together is like peak intimacy #also i love. windows. that are sunken in like that with a little ledge #the cat urge to curl up on one of those. ugh. i need it #living vicariously through these two mfs

[youregonnabeokay-kid]

Eddie hangs out with Tommy and acts the same way he would with Buck because that’s how he thinks friends act and then Tommy tries to kiss him and Eddie’s all “woah! where did that come from? i just want to be your friend, dude” and Tommy goes “friend? do you act like this with all of your friends?” cue Eddie realizing that his relationship with Buck is abnormal for two people who are just “friends”

#is it gay to have a bestie? #if you’re buck and eddie then it is #i’m 100% an Eddie Already Knows truther #but this would be funny af #fully convinced eddie’s never really had any friends #we see the way he acts with the 118 and it’s clear that though he IS friends with them all he’s definitely a one-close-friend guy #and we know that shannon was that close friend in HS #so it’s likely that this man has just never had a normal friendship #911 spoilers #911 abc #911 on abc #eddie diaz #tommy kinard #otp: i’m not really a guest #buddie

[good-to-drive]

When someone says they wanna fuck that old man and it's a rock star who's been drenched in sex appeal for decades and has fucked hundreds of women I do respect and enjoy that, but when someone says they want to fuck that old man and it's Conan Christopher O'Brien, a man drenched in sexless Catholicism who is 90% leg and 100% heart, well, I just think that's pretty darn neat.

#have to see how this one goes down with my beatles mutuals lol #to be clear I dont want to fuck any of these people #I'm really enjoying being gay #i guess I'd fuck paul for the nostalgia factor of having mediocre sex with a boring ass dude who loves the beatles #but if the world were a fair place we'd all be fucking conan #except that would probably give him a panic attack #so maybe instead we just give him a high five idk #conan obrien #conan o'brien