Wren: so you thought allowing yourself to get kidnapped would make me like you?
Oak: yes
Wren: Who taught you how to get women?
Oak: Cardan…
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how dare cardan greenbriar casually drop a number like "yes, my sweet villain, my darling god" and kiss jude duarte on the mouth in front of basically the whole damn kingdom
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Jude doesn’t dress for women, she doesn’t dress for men, she dresses for revenge
Cardan dresses so that if he becomes a ghost, at least he’s a ghost with style
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cardan’s letters to jude in a nutshell
That’s a waste of pap— that’s a waste of grief, begging, love and I quote, “indiscreet promises”
the “I expect you to come back now that everything is settled” letter
lol the “I want you to come back but I don’t want to say it so just come be angry at me closer” letter
The second half part though- 😭. the “just come home I don’t care what you do to me but just COME BAAAACK” letter
Cardan be like: tf does this queen think she is not responding to my letters, AKA the “YOU HAVE NEVER DONE MORE OF A SIN THAN THIS JUDE DUARTE” letter
Also cardan: yeah I’m doing something wrong, how about I address this to The High Queen of Elfhame, ha this will definitely work AKA the most heartfelt, poetic and longest letter
At this point cardan just gave up and started doing what he does best: writing Jude’s name in an angry, passionate and grieving fashion. This is called the, “ I give up you win” letter.
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Jurdan after having kids
Jude: *Sees Cardan nodding at something Lady Asha is telling him while holding Jurdan baby*
Jude, to the audience: Whenever Lady Asha tries to give Cardan parenting advice, he just does the opposite. It has worked out pretty well so far.
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I think it’s already been said how Damian & Anya from SpyxFamily are similar to Jude & Cardan.
When I first watched SpyxFamily a few scenes specifically reminded me of the cruel prince.
I’ve made like ten little “edits”? i won’t post all in one go
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cardan greenbriar (my beloved)
(his battle is being helplessly in love with jude btw)
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*Taryn and Jude skipping stones on lake*
Taryn: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Jude, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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