"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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I was making coffee and I heard a "mpeep" behind me so I turn around an on my kitchen floor sits Kotelet, the tiny stray that visits me every day, and to her side sits a big fat house spider, you know the one that gets stuck in your bath.
So I go "Hey ehh, you brought a buddy?" and she looks down at the spider and swallows it in one go -legs and everything- and looks back at me with these cute big eyes
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kazia parkerowska aka spider star is an 18 years old polish doomer art student who got bitten by a radioactive spider and then convinced (khe khe forced) into a superhero role by her kooky hippie auntie majka. woohoo. nothing better than to save the world when you don’t give an absolute shit!
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Angel: "Ya think Husk likes me?"
Vaggie: "Angel, he literally always fixes your drink first at the bar. Even if someone else gets there before you."
Angel: "Yea, but I thought he was just doin' that to get me to leave faster."
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I really should draw the proper continuation to this comic but insteeeeeead... let's go the super indulgent route ;P
As a self indulgent bonus here is the Jeff the land shark already in his costume. And, continuing my headcanon that Miguel's lab is everybody's fave napping spot, that duckie blankie is totally Mayday's ;)
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