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inkshine · 5 months
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New Princess Andy fic!
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strange-doll-child · 2 months
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They're still boyfriends in my head
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moss--dweller · 4 months
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i <3 sharks
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illegallyexisting · 4 months
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i kept wanting to post this photo again and again, but kept forgetting. anyways i dressed up as my interpretation of princess andy for Halloween :3
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i am so proud of this costume
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lichen-punk · 1 month
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tagged by @bishopfish a million years ago but only saw the notification now sorry @bishopfish kjhgsdf
5 songs you’ve been loving lately:
Princess Andy by the Petrojvic Blasting Company
Germfree Adolescence by X-Ray Spex
Blues Run The Game by Jackson C Frank
Hell Broke Luce by Tom Waits
Luang Prabang by Dave Van Ronk
tagging uhhh @spiffyflypie @smolfroglesbian @thunderbottle @iyote tell me songs my lovelies
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daydreamgoddess14 · 10 months
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Support System pt. 8
Roy Kent x Reader, spicy rating - MASTERLIST
CH1 | CH 2 | CH 3 | CH 4 | CH 5 | CH 6 | CH 7
It's gala time! With a sprinkle of Tedbecca cos I've missed them!
ohh and this is the gif on repeat in my head (that SMILE!! JFC):
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He hasn’t seen the dress yet. You’ve hung it up in his spare room while you deal with the other stuff you don’t do all that often like hair and make up - and when you do do it, you have a little shadow following you and asking if she can share your lipstick, what’s mascara, and why do you need to put that weird thing on your eyelashes. You’d both had to rush to get ready for work after he’d fucked you in the kitchen, everything taking that little bit longer when you could hardly keep your hands off each other. He’d gone off to Nelson Road with the promise of meeting you in the city so he could collect his suit. He’d run you a bath when you’d both gotten back to his, kissed each little fingertip bruise on your hips. You’d gone with Sara to get a manicure for the first time in a very, very long time, while Phoebe played Princesses with Roy.
“Jesus, you’re glowing. It’s sickening.” She laughed.
“I know you don’t want to hear this but just pretend it’s not Roy for a sec, cos it’s not really about him anyway, but it’s insanely different. Like night and day different to anything I’ve ever experienced in my life, Sara. My whole fucking life. It’s like I’ve been struck by lightning. With Andy it was just about him, with anyone else before actually. Like they didn’t actually care about me, it was only ever about them. And I mean that in every aspect, not just the sex.” She pulled a face, “I know, I’m not going to talk to you about the sex, I promise. I wish I could, because I need to shout it from the rooftops in all honesty.” 
“I told you, he’s so ready to make someone happy. I’m glad that person is you.”
“I’m still nervous about tonight.”
“Don’t be!” She said, full of confidence.
“These people mean as much to him as you and your mum and Phebs do. It’s like you three top tier, then this entire building full of people he adores.”
“You’ve met Jamie though?”
“Yeah, but he still thinks I’m just your best friend. He’s going to know as soon as he sees me that that’s not the whole truth.”
“So are you labelling this thing when you meet everyone later?”
“He said it’s up to me. But I don’t want it to be up to me. Or not completely anyway.”
“If anyone asks, you’re friends. They don’t have to know that you’re friends who are sleeping together and are almost certainly more than friends.”
“Hmm. You’re right, we can do that. That sounds easy.” 
“Ah. Wait, no. Forget that. I’ve seen his face around you. It’s literally impossible for him to disguise that he likes you. And tonight, with the dress and the boobs and the legs he’s just not going to be able to keep his face like,” she exaggerated Roy’s impassive, grumpy face, “that all night. He’ll never be able to manage it.”
“Oh.”
“So they find out you’re seeing each other - does it really matter?”
“Suppose not.”
“Exactly. So just enjoy it. Enjoy grown up company, drinks and a really fancy night on the town with a whole football team. You’ll have a blast.” You knew she was right, you repeat her comments in your head as you potter around Roy's room - hair done, make up done, you've just finished putting in some earrings and now you're having trouble with your necklace. 
"Not going to fucking lie, if this is the outfit then I'm fine with that. I want my money back and we're not leaving the house, but I'm fine with all of that." He says from the doorway where he's been standing for goodness knows how long. His suit leaves you speechless, perfectly tailored with sharp lines. You know he can tell that it's had an effect on you.
"Make yourself useful." You tell him, handing him your necklace and turning your back on him. 
"There are other ways I can do that," he suggests once he's done the necklace up, hands tracing the line of your strapless bra and your underwear. 
"No time babe, the car is due soon isn't it?"
"I'm sure I've got time for something at least." He hooks his thumbs into your underwear, using them to pull you over to the bed and sitting down, moving you between his knees. You cup his face in your hands and kiss him, knowing you made a wise choice in not putting your lipstick on yet.  
"I don't think we do. God, you look gorgeous." You run your hands down the lapel of his jacket. 
"Bet you a fiver I can make you come and leave you enough time to finish getting ready before the car gets here."
"I'm not taking that bet," you laugh,
"Cos you know you'll fucking lose." He teases. You swat at his shoulder, 
"Aren't you wasting valuable time?" His eyes light up, hands squeezing your bum.
"Well, it's not exactly what I wanted but you'll only tell me off if you have to do your hair again." His hands, as promised, make very quick work of you while he talks about everything else he wants to do. He holds you to him as you come back down from the high. "Dress on then." He tells you, taping your hip. "I'll be downstairs." He leaves you with a lingering kiss filled with promises for later. You step into the dress and lift it into place, reaching around for the zip. You slip on the shoes and apply your lipstick, checking the whole look in the mirror. You feel amazing, you just hope he agrees. He hears you on the stairs, "just in time-" He starts, but stops abruptly. "Holy fucking shit."
"That's what I said." You laugh. "It's OK?" He hasn't said another word or taken his eyes off you while you navigated the stairs. You wring your hands nervously. "Roy? Fucksake, say something please? Is it awful?"
"You look incredible," he finally says hoarsely. "Fucking incredible. Show me?" He takes your hand, urging you to turn around and show him the whole dress. When you stop in front of him again, his hand goes to the thigh high slit up the front of the dress. "I definitely can't wait to take this off." 
"When's the car coming?" You ask, stepping into his arms. 
"It should be outside." He leads you out. In the car, his hand slips under the split of your dress to rest on your bare thigh. "Remind me to take advantage of this later when you’re less fucking nervous."
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Your grip on his hand gets progressively tighter the closer you get to the venue. 
"Look at me?" He asks quietly, "It's going to be fine. They're going to love you. And god, you look gorgeous." You take the arm he offers at the start of the red carpet, you'd tried to skip it completely but you couldn't bear the thought of Roy having to do it alone. Photographers had also asked for Roy on his own but his response had been a very tame "No." Inside the venue, you spotted the only people you knew, the American coaches and Jamie both at opposite ends of the room. Once people noticed that Roy had not arrived alone, they seemed to all be looking at you at once. 
"Royo my man, why don't I escort your lovely date inside and get a table, seems the fellas need you and it might be a bit like throwing this poor young lady to the lions. Maybe give them a Kent word of warning before you introduce them?" Coach Lasso kindly offered you his arm and before leaving your side, Roy checked in with you. 
"Think I can cope with that." You smiled. 
"I'll bring you a drink back." He kissed you softly and walked over to the first group of young men you'd seen out on the pitch. A couple of them clapped him on the back in greeting, looking over at you and then back to him. You could see from his profile how much he smiled. Ted led you into the ballroom which was decorated to perfection. 
"This looks amazing." You breathe,
"It does, right? The boss likes to make it one of the best nights we have. She does a damn good job too."
"Wonder if I'll meet her," you muse.
"Oh you sure will, Faith Hill, she and our Roy are good friends so if he wants you to be meeting anyone tonight, it'll be her."
"Oh. Great," your smile falters just a little.
"She's an incredible woman. Lotta fences, but once you've hopped over those, it's like winning the Premier League. I'd imagine, anyway."
"Hopefully you'll get to find out. Only a couple of matches to go."
"That's right, Manchester next week and then West Ham." He's easy to talk to, friendly and sincere and he has you laughing so much you forget your unease. When Roy joins you with drinks, he doesn’t hesitate to kiss you in front of everyone, happy that you're happy. 
"Right, the boys are on their best behaviour if they talk to you."
"You didn't need to do that."
"I did, the dickheads would have been bloody asking for your life story. No filter on 'em. You been OK with Ted?"
"Totally fine, we've been talking about work."
"Boring."
"We're both at an impasse. I need something new, he's not sure what to do. It's all very dramatic," you drink your wine and look around the room at the assembled guests, "I didn't get through the two interviews from the other week." You admit.
"Shit babe, I'm sorry. They're missing out, it's their loss."
"Thank you. Feels like a ticking clock looming over me."
"We can figure it out. I can help." You know he doesn't just mean financially, emotionally too, but your mind is focused on the practical issues first. 
"I wouldn't want you to do that."
"I know. You might have to stop being so stubborn at least for a bit and actually accept help though." You run your fingers over his knuckles, his hand firmly in yours. 
"I know. I'll think about it when I have to though, ok?" He nods. "No more boring talk. Who you going to introduce me to?" You look around again, Ted is talking to Rebecca over by the bar. He's making her laugh. "Think anything is happening there yet?" You ask, leaning in to talk quietly. 
"Not yet, but I think she likes him too." You sigh,
"That's so cute. Look at how he looks at her."
"There is someone I want you to meet," he tells you, pulling you to your feet, "but only if you want to?" You laugh a little nervously. 
"It's Keeley, isn't it?" He kisses you and it’s just slightly over the line of publicly appropriate. 
"Only if you want to." He promises again. You might as well agree, it's easier to get it done sooner rather than later and every time you've looked at her she's been looking curiously at you. He leads you by the hand to where Keeley is sitting with Jamie and two other players. 
"This is Keeley, Colin, Isaac and you already know Jamie." You smile warmly at them all and they welcome you to their table. 
"I knew it!" Jamie grins, "you sly git, I knew something was going on the other week. Friends my arse! You look lovely, I like the Chelsea blue." He nudged Roy, clinking their beers together, you watched the smile bloom across Roy's face, it was infectious. 
"It's lovely to see him so happy. You look fantastic!" Keeley teases. 
"Makes our life easier too, y'know." Isaac laughed with Colin who readily agreed. 
"Alright, alright. I'm not that bad." He grumbles. Everyone around you falls silent but you truly can't help the giggle that bubbles up and out until you're laughing so hard you can't catch your breath. They watch you for a second before Jamie breaks first, followed by Keeley. Colin and Isaac soon relax and laugh too.
"Oh babe, I honestly say this out of love, you are though!" You laugh again. Next to you, Jamie stops laughing straight away. Roy looks at you, his eyebrows furrowed.
"Next round on me. Wanna help me Roy?" Jamie asks and gets up from the table, Roy's hand just squeezes yours before he gets up. On the stage, Rebecca is welcoming the gala guests. Keeley turns to you and you grimace at what you think she's about to say. 
"Don't worry, he just needs a minute to process that and wonder if you meant what he thinks you might mean. Better have an answer ready for later." She offers with a gentle smile. "So what do you do?" She's guiding you to a safe conversation topic but you're not quite sure why. Then it registers - your passing comment, her advice, and your eyes widen as you realise what you said, "I know. Spiral later, deep breath now." You try and relax, finishing your wine. 
"I'm a deputy Comms Director. Well, I was. I quit recently so I'm looking for something new."
"Oh wow, I love working with internal Comms, you guys know exactly what you want. Makes my job so much easier!" She laughs and pulls you into a deep discussion about external PR and internal department politics. You glance at Roy occasionally, meeting his eyes more than once. His face is impassive, unreadable. He still holds your hand, thumb resting on your pulse point while he's in his own conversation with Isaac. Your table is visited frequently by other guests and you get introduced to many other people as the evening draws on. At the auction, Roy looks relieved and nudges against you, 
"Thank fuck I don't get auctioned off anymore."
"Tell me about it, I couldn't afford you." You joke, brushing his lips in a brief kiss. 
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Once the auction is over, you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. You're maneuvering yourself in the cubicle when you hear the doors open. 
"You look cosy with Roy's new squeeze." You hear an elegant voice say. 
"She's so fucking cute, Rebecca. Honestly. I hope he's ready for her because she could be the best thing that's ever happened to him."
"OK, that's not what I expected to hear from you. Really?"
"Really. We're friends, really good friends and yes, I loved him so much. But I wasn't the right person at the right time. Maybe she is. As long as he doesn't cock it up."
"Maybe your time hasn't happened yet? What if it's still to come?"
"All respect, Rebecca, I think how Roy and I go our separate ways is not too tricky to work out. You and Ted however…" 
"There is no Ted and I."
"Exactly! That's my point, and my problem! You can't let him leave, babe!"
"I can't force him to stay either."
"Do you love him?" It's no good, you have to move. Doing so will make your presence known but you just have to suck it up. You emerge from the cubicle to see the two women sitting on a small sofa with a cocktail in hand. Keeley noticeably gasps so you hold your hands up in surrender. 
"I'm sorry, I wasn't eavesdropping, I promise. I didn't realise what a nightmare it was going to be to go for a piss in this dress, it's so fucking big and there's so much sodding material-"
"I'm sorry," Keeley starts, Rebecca is watching the two of you with interest.
"Oh don't be, god it could have been worse! You could have said I was a right bitch, or not good enough for him. Believe me, I'll take what you said no problem." She sighs with relief. 
"Thank fuck for that! Have you two met yet?"
"Not yet, you must be Roy's new girlfriend. Gorgeous dress." Rebecca reaches out to shake your hand. 
"Thank you. Not sure I deserve that title just yet, it's early days."
"You like him, don't you?"
"Like him? She might have just admitted in a very roundabout way that she loves him, Rebecca!" Keeley squealed.
"Well then the girlfriend title definitely fits"
"Stop deflecting Welton, I asked you a question." Keeley got back to business. "Do you love Ted?" She looks at you and you make to leave, 
"Don't mind me, I'll leave you both to it."
"Stay." She urges. "Yes, I think I am Keeley, and I don't know what to fucking do about it."
"Tell him!" You and Keeley both exclaim.
"You can't let him leave without telling him." You tell her. 
"She can't let him leave at all, he's brilliant." Rebecca seems ready to give up on the discussion.
"I'm not going to let you both gang up on me. You should know better," she points at Keeley, "and you, I hardly know. No offence." She points at you. She leaves the bathroom first while you and Keeley linger.
"So, what I said about my feelings for Roy? Totally true, we're friends. I'm getting closer to Jamie again, but I don't know what that really means. The only thing I don't know for sure, is how Roy feels. We've been split up for nearly a year, there's no reason he should shy away from anything with you. But his mind works in mysterious ways. You're better off talking to him. My advice is to be honest and open with him no matter how scary it is." She's taken your hands while she talks and when she's finished, she wraps her tiny arms around you. You're not tall but she's so petite it's comical. "So, we should go and fucking dance?" She gives you a wicked grin. "Maybe we'll get lucky and Ted and Rebecca will start something on the dancefloor. God, I'd pay good money to see those pair bang!"
Roy is looking out for you from across the room as you leave the bathroom, he gives you a little salute. 
"Keeley wants me to dance," you tell him, going for your drink. 
"Told you you'd get along." He leans down to kiss you. "I get one later though." You join Keeley and half the team on the dancefloor where you spend the majority of the rest of the night. As the evening winds down, Roy takes you into his arms where your stay for song after song. You notice Rebecca and Ted out of the corner of your eye dancing together and turn both you and Roy so he can also see. "Fucking idiot should tell her." He chuckles, holding you tighter. 
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In the car on the way home, his hand finds its place on your thigh again. The quiet and the alcohol make you pensive, you're mulling over almost admitting that you love Roy, and Keeley's comment about making sure that he's moved on from her the same way she has from him.
"I'm sorry for saying what I did in front of everyone. It just fell out of my mouth, I didn't mean to ambush you with it." You start. He knows you're not done, you're worrying your bottom lip with your teeth, and you won't meet his eye. "Keeley's so beautiful, Roy. I mean, really so gorgeous." You'd never been one for comparing yourself to other women. You especially tried to avoid comparing yourself to the exes of someone new. You believed in the right person at the right time, and that exes helped shape a person. It had taken leaving Andy to help you regain who you were, for example, so like it or not - he had helped you become you. And so, you absolutely couldn't dislike Keeley, you knew that she'd helped Roy become this version of himself. She’d been so gracious, kind, and sweet during the evening, you’d had a lovely time. But that almost made it worse - comparing regular exes to footballers exes was like comparing apples and oranges. And try as you might, you weren't able to escape the fact that you were not a model. "I'm not her." You tell him, the worry evident in your voice. "What if she's the 'big love of your life’? I don't… I don't want to be a placeholder girlfriend. If you're not done with her, then I need to know." He didn't say anything for a long time, he keeps his hand on your leg while the car travels past the stadium and into his street. He thanks the driver, comes round to open your door and still hasn't said a word. He unlocks the front door and slips off his suit jacket before he turns to you. He takes your hand and guides you to sit you on the stairs and paces in front of you, rubbing his hand over his beard.
"If you'd asked me probably before Christmas, I think I would have said that I still had feelings for Keeley. But in the last six months, I've seen her change and I think I've changed too. Fuck it, I've tried to. I think it's crept up on me and I hadn't fucking realised it, but I am done with Keeley." He's still pacing methodically in front of you, making sure he says exactly what he wants to say, the way he wants to say it. "Properly done, I mean. I love having her as a friend, she's really good at that shit and I'd be lost without her. I could say the same about Jamie too but don't tell him, he's already a massive twat." He pauses to collect his thoughts. "She might have been the big love of my life… if my life had gone in a different direction. But it didn't. It's led me to you, and you could never be a placeholder girlfriend." It takes a couple of seconds but he kneels so that he's lower than eye level with you, leaning back on his heels. "I don't want you to be a placeholder girlfriend, I want you to be my fucking girlfriend, and I honestly say this out of love," you giggle through the tears that have started to fall, "you're a really good one." He leans up to kiss you. "Now please tell me that's the answer that covers all the shit that's been worrying you?" You kiss him back deeply, sliding forward on the step to bring your knees either side of him. 
"I think that covers it. God, I really fucking love you." His laugh is magical,
"Fucking love you too. I love Lexie. I love that you can't park for shit and you're late for everything, and that you made my mum like you within about 5 minutes. She didn't even like me within 5 minutes." You kiss him again as his hands open up the split of your dress and slide up your thighs. He brings you further forward on the step and brings your underwear down your legs. "I'd spend the rest of my life on my knees worshipping you, even if it kills my bad knee." You lean back on your elbows as he brings his mouth to you and you believe every word he says.
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✨ when you get this please share 5 of your current favorite songs and then pass this ask on to 5 of your favorite followers (or whoever you feel like!)✨
Gladly!! Also tagging @boltlightning who asked me for specific music recs forever ago.
Five songs that have been in my head this week:
“symptom of life” - WILLOW
“Princess Andy” - The Petrojvic Blasting Company (pre-OTGW!)
“Blackbird” (live, cover) - Crosby, Stills, & Nash
“Oak & Ash & Thorn” - The Longest Johns (the first time this came on shuffle I honest-to-god thought it was a cover of this song for a few seconds). Words by Kipling, tune by Peter Bellamy.
“Laisse tomber les filles” (cover) - The Cambodian Space Project
Tagging: 🫵 YOU
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pyrriax · 6 months
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sometimes you hear a song and go "oh i could make that about my blorbo"
anyways this song is zam. to me.
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sixty-silver-wishes · 2 months
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why are you not listening to “princess andy” by the blasting company right now
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spiciestmarinara · 4 months
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🎶 when you get this, put 5 songs you actually listen to, then publish. Send this ask to 10 of your followers (positivity is cool) 🎶
Hello! These are pulled from the recent history on my main music app, in no particular order (w/ YouTube links for convenience) :
1. Ladybug - TWRP
2. Against the Kitchen Floor - Will Wood
3. Constant Craving - k.d. lang
4. Princess Andy - The Petrojvic Blasting Company (they go by just The Blasting Company now, they composed the soundtrack for Over the Garden Wall!)
5. The Moon was Yellow (and the Night was Young) - Ethel Ennis
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inkshine · 7 days
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Yesterday I was at a small museum and they had replicas of shark teeth and jaws you could touch, and this one man there with his kids casually put one of the replica shark jaws on his head. It was a relatively small species (idk remember the name) and it fit easily on his head.
Like a crown.
PRINCESS ANDY IN THE FLESH!
But fr, this means that, feasibly, the jaws and teeth of a small shark can rest on the head of an adult man with little balance issues. Do with this what you will, Princess Andy fanartists and fan writers.
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strange-doll-child · 2 months
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Them again 💥💥💥
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wholemleko · 2 months
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tagged by @carrionfourth for top 10 most replayed songs rn
1. francis forever by mitski (this song gives me multi blorbo brainrot)
2. labyrinth by miracle musical
3. princess andy by petrojvic blasting company
4. be my baby by the ronettes
5. cotard's solution by will wood and the tapeworms (one of my all time fave songs ever forever like if you want to learn about me listen to this song lowkey)
6. terrifyer by ajj (got an oc animatic in my head with this one)
7. come wayward souls from over the garden wall
8. jim jones at botany bay by gary shearston
9. sunlight by hozier
10. memento mori by crywank (another oc brainrot song.... very relevant to bird of death)
tagging @kagrs @meadowlarker @smokeys-house
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illegallyexisting · 2 months
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havent drawn Andy in awhile :3
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super-sock · 9 months
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yoooooo thx 4 the tag @norfre <3
Spelling out my url w songs!
S - Slow Down! by Matty Sun and Frances Forever
U - Upside Down by Jack Johnson
P - Princess Andy by The Petrojvic Blasting Company
E - El Muchacho de los Ojos Tristes by Jeanette
R - Runs in the Family by The Hoosiers
S - Sideshow by Nick Lutsko
O - Once in a Lifetime by The Taking Heads
C - Cloud Nein by Man Man
K - Kids (Ain't All Right) by Grace Mitchell
tagging @mitosan @quietandquiteconfused @blueberry-9-pancakes @mercurybomber @apollo-not-in-space @louiekablooey anyone who happens to stumble across this!!
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foxgloveprincess · 10 months
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Hello! So my big burning question for Attic Wives Anonymous is: how on earth did these men find each other?? 😆 Did one one them place a Craigslist ad looking for like-minded individuals? Did two or more of them bump into each other at the hardware store while shopping for supplies at it spiraled out from there? Did they all have previous connections? This whole series has been such a blast so far, but this is the thing I can't stop thinking about. 😄
Hi! 😄
I love your big, burning question about A.W.A. I’ve thought about it because initially, when stringing these separate fics together, it was just on a whim. How they all met might be revealed in the Meeting series, though I don’t know if each backstory will be explained in full. So, I’ll explain it in brief here. Sorry in advance since I’m about to get ramble-y.
It all started with Lloyd and Ari.
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Lloyd, as we know, is a mercenary. He acquired his girl (in a way that will be revealed in his story) and then he met Ari. In this universe, I’ve decided that he’s a fixer. He’ll be hired at companies and other organizations (like his reader’s father’s company) to solve problems of various kinds. While hired to fix something that was Lloyd’s doing, they meet and because Lloyd’s shameless, he talks about his girl—which gives Ari his own ideas. He meets li’l dip not too long after.
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So the ‘meetings’ start with Ari and Lloyd’s acquaintance, getting together for coffee to discuss needs and how to lure someone in (Lloyd actually really helped Ari perfect his tumblr girl persona 😆 cause he’s a sarcastic little shit). Cue finding the contractor cause Lloyd may have a mansion, but Ari needs some work done on his private cabin to make it conducive for his sweet baby bear.
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And in their lines of work, they meet Mr. Freezy cause contract killer isn’t too far from mercenary and sometimes fixing means people have to disappear. So, he joins the circle—cause morally, he’s got no qualms. Freezy decides he wants a wifey for himself and takes his first girl, kitten (who, it turns out, does not have nine lives nor can she land on her feet when she falls).
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All while Ari gets hired by the Drysdales to help clean up a little mess Ransom’s made before the media gets to it and disparages their ‘good family name’. And like the self-important, entitled asshole he is, he loves the idea of a girl sequestered away to cater just to him (mostly cause he doesn’t really grasp why these men want to take their girls). And he starts making his list. Too many names that he’s working his way through eliminating while the contractor works on making his attic in Ransom’s exact specifications.
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Then they have to help clean up and cover up Mr. Freezy’s mess when kitten takes a long drop out the window. But he moves on fairly quickly to his princess and locks her away. This time, though, they all realize they’ll need to keep a better eye on their wifeys. They’re not gonna go down to Best Buy and grab some random cameras, they want the best of the best. Which leads them to Jake through a recommendation from their contractor. Now, Jake had already met his angel and started his pursuit of her, so he fit right in to the group and was happy to help bolster their security where it was needed.
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So, there they were—either happy with their girls locked away or getting ready for them. The only thing is, they don’t have everyone in their network that they need. For one, when their wifey gets sick, they need a doctor. So they find one willing to work with them and make house calls.
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They also need someone in law enforcement, who knows the ins and outs, can talk the talk, and can help sweep things under the rug. They stumble upon Andy Barber, a man who has a dark side to him lurking under his shining, righteous exterior. Freezy spots it right away and Lloyd approaches first, but it’s Ari who’s able to talk to Andy and dig deep into that darkness and drag it to the surface. Andy dives in with enthusiasm, spots his honey in a case file and has Freezy snatch her away (sight unseen)—which doesn’t turn out as happily ever after as he was hoping.
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And so these six men, with their few accomplices (there might be more helpers in their networks, I just haven’t thought of them yet), have figured out what they want and how to keep it. The six meet at a set time every week or so at a centrally located community recreation center to discuss how things are going, any problems that arise, or best practices for whatever. They always clean up after themselves and everyone knows that no one bothers them, ever.
That’s just how I thought of it and how it all came together for me. This is a rough timeline with some wiggle room in when the guys actually joined. But they all came together through shared interest or necessity (which turned into shared interest). Hope this answers your question to your satisfaction. But, if not, I’m always happy to discuss my stories and answer questions to the best of my ability.
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