I think I posted this years ago but I'm doing this again, it's Johnny Horton's Ed Sullivan performance and this is the greatest thing ever.
Men in costume cosplaying as soldiers, dance choreography, cannons going off, fog machines, an alligator cannon. For 1959 this is amazing.
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Well, we fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Johnny Horton - The Battle of New Orleans (Columbia, Single, 1959) - Design by Jerry Philips
Another day, another novelty record.
In an era of rock 'n roll, this one stood out for how popular it was among the youth.
Image courtesy of Discogs.
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a blunt form of change
For FFXIVWrite Day 17, a free day. I had nothing lingering from this week’s prompts and Merriam-Webster offered me a word of the day from a specific Earth religion that is not mine, so I put iTunes on shuffle instead. Frydlona, post-3.3, minor Ishgardian Restoration spoilers, ~500 words.
When all you have is a gun, everything looks like a Diadem sprite. Or a yak. Or…
“Ah, Frydlona!” Stephanivien de Haillenarte exclaims as she walks into the Manufactory. “Just the person I was hoping to see.”
Frydlona blinks, trying to accustom her eyes to the shade. “Is it something to do with the Restoration?”
He starts rummaging through boxes, muttering to himself. A little louder, he adds, “Only tangentially. Tell me, you’ve had no issues with the mechanism of the aetheromatic auger, have you?”
“No…” Frydlona looks around as if someone, somewhere is going to explain this to her. A blonde Hyuran woman in plain clothes shrugs when Frydlona catches her eye.
“And the aetheromatic clipper?” Stephanivien asks the depths of the drawer. “I know the yaks have been safely unharmed, but is the device itself natural to use?”
Frydlona hadn’t expected to laugh today, but she has to bite her lip against the urge. “Well, some people might say that using handheld clippers is a more natural way to shear an animal than using a…shoulder-mounted cannon?”
“’Tis much more efficient.” Stephanivien straightens up, beaming, holding a gun of some kind. It’s shorter than a gunblade, longer than one of Merlwyb’s pistols. Frydlona doesn’t know much about guns, as a rule. “Now, I know you to be familiar with my work, and Francel says you’ve been very supportive of his work in the Firmament, and…did I hear someone call you an archer?”
“Ah.” She hesitates. There are a lot of answers she could give, and she suspects Stephanivien de Haillenarte might even understand some of them, but… But she doesn’t want to. “I’ve trained as one, yes. I’m using war quoits now.”
“Fascinating,” Stephanivien murmurs, taking out a device of some kind and scrutinizing her through a lens of it, as if she’s a jewelry project he’s working on. “But you have good aim.”
Frydlona is not sure where this is going, nor that she entirely wants to find out. “Yes…?”
He hands her the gun and a glowing box that seems made mostly of tubes and wires. “Would you mind testing this for me?”
“What does it do?” It looks…normal, as far as Frydlona can tell, apart from the glowing box.
“Well.” Stephanivien actually looks a little uncomfortable. “It’s a gun.”
She hadn’t thought weapons were his style, somehow. “A…gun? Like with bullets?”
“Do you know how much it costs to become a knight?” he asks, gesturing broadly. “’Tis a fortune, even for those knights who fight on foot. The armor, the swords, the training, the patronage… Ishgard’s army is made of the wealthy, and the poor are defenseless.”
Frydlona looks down at the gun again, and thinks of Francel’s patient rebuilding, and Laniatte’s even-handed diligence. “I see. All right, I can try it.”
“Excellent!” Stephanivien beams, and the Hyuran woman watching them lights up as well. “Then come back, and I shall introduce you to Joye, and we can discuss plans.”
Frydlona had come to the Skysteel Manufactory to ask Biggs and Wedge if they needed her to bring anything to Jessie back in Revenant’s Toll. She is not quite sure what just happened. Still, Stephanivien makes more than a few good points.
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