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In case you missed it

#this is exactly what it was like

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes

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Rhododendrons in the Blue Ridge Mountains, NC.

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Good afternoon sluts and those of us who wanted to be sluts but never got around to it

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i simply do not have enough tattoos

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https://fb.watch/mjDHL25iin/?mibextid=Nif5oz

#i think i would like to roll like a hot dog on the ocean floor

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@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

#just leave the snakey babies alone

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I saw this post on reddit about 2 members of rammstein apparently at "some dead presidents house"

Does that look like a painting of Ulysses s Grant? Someone else in the comments suggested it could be. Hmm.

#finally my interests combine lol #im undecided #my history nerd followers do you recoginize this historic home

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