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verosvault · 3 months
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🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 6🚨
Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"
Episode 6 "Party Politics"
Timestamp: 1:24:48
Video Length: 3min. & 33sec.
Gertie Bladeshield, Queen Bee of the Apiarists' Society (Pt. 1 | ‣Pt. 2)
Kristen pats Gertie's back and puts a sticker on her back that says "It's always happy hour at Applebees." 😭✋
Riz: "Gertie is already voting for you!" 😂🤣💀
Gertie turns around with the sticker on her and looks at Kristen.
Gertie: "And hey, I made this for you, by the way."
Brennan: "And you see it is a little bumblebee, but its little body is in the shape of an apple with a little stem coming out of the top of its back. So it's a little black and yellow striped- "
Riz: "This is great."
Kristen: "Oh, thank you."
Fabian: "Is it alive?"
Kristen: "Omg, this is so cool."
Gertie: "It's just a little toy. It's a little thing.
Fabian: "Oh, thank god."
Fig: "Ohhh, okay."
Gertie: "But if you unscrew it-"
Brennan: "And you see that she takes, it's almost like a little makeup jar thing where it has a flush lid that you can unscrew, and you see there's a little glass jar of honey inside."
Kristen: "OMG!" *eats some*
Adaine: "So we don't even need to join, 'cause the honey's already here."
Gertie: "There you go, and a benefit of honey is-"
Fabian: *tries some* "Oh, that's not that good."
GERTIE GETS MAD AT FABIAN!!! 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
Riz: "Gertie! Gertie!"
Ally: "I give her the Help action." 😭😂✋
Fig: "Gertie, tell him!" 😂
Gertie: "Get ready for Bladeshield! Stinger, come to me!" 😂🤣💀
Fabian is so confused 😂
Fig: "Gertie, Gertie, Gertie!" 😂✋
Gorgug: "Bladeshield, no!" 😂🤣💀
Ally: "I give her the Help action. I give her the Help action." 😂
Lou: "It's not that good!"
Gertie's initiative is 22 😂
Fabian's initiative is 14 😂🤣💀
Brennan: "She's gonna go to disarm you."
Ally! 😂😂
An opposed athletics check between him and Gertie! 😭✋
Murph: "Wait!" 😂🤣
Emily: "Can I Hex Fabian so he has disadvantage?" 😂🤣💀
Brennan: "Disadvantage? Yes, you can." 😂🤣💀
Lou: "All right, I got a 20."
Brennan: "Okay, you resist being disarmed. It is your turn."
Fabian is gonna trip attack! 😭✋
Lou: "Does a 27 hit?" 😭✋
Brennan: "27 hits."
Emily: "Silvery barbs. Like a bee's barbs!" 😂🤣💀
Lou: "That's better. Yeah, that's better, so 28."
Emily gives advantage to Gertie 😭✋
Zac: "I cast Heroism on Gertie." 😭✋
Lou: "DC17 check to resist the trip."
Brennan: "She resists the trip."
Lou: "Okay."
Ally: "I bonus action cast Shield of Faith. Her AC goes up by two." 😂🤣💀
Brennan: "She resists the trip, but you do, thwack, she has to step back from it."
Lou: "Yes."
Gertie: "I'm leaving."
Brennan: "As she walks out, Fabian, you get a blip on your phone."
"Nemesis Alert. New Nemesis Detected." 😭✋
Riz: "What is everyone doing?!"
Kristen: "It's so good!"
Riz: "We're falling into such easy traps!" 😭✋
Kristen: "It's so good."
Fabian: "I've had better honey."
Brennan: "There's a list that says Gertie Bladeshield and Chungledown Bim."
Riz: "Okay, we have just learned that Gertie is very forward when she's angry at someone and had just made you an enemy. But, there was a possibility that Gertie could have been someone sent to do something to us, and we just ate the honey! We just ate it! We need to be more careful!" 😭✋
Ally wants to do an insight check
Riz: "We got people that are trying to get us kicked out of school!"
Kristen: "You're right, you're right. Why did it come in a special hand-whittled thing?"
Riz: "No, but that's good! Gertie seemed fine!"
Kristen: "Gertie seemed fine."
Ally: "Can I do an insight check on the honey? Is it bad?"
Fig: "If we get the bees on our side, we'll be unstoppable. They're everywhere."
Ally: "Nat one."
Riz: "I don't even know if we're invited to the bee club."
Brennan: "This honey's so good. Even if it's poison, it's just so good." 😂😂😭😭
ALLY!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Fabian: "Let me get you some real honey, all right?"
Kristen: "Back off!"
Fabian: "Okay!" 😂😭✋
Adaine: "You don't know where anything in your house is, except the milk."
Fabian: "Cathilda had better honey. It's somewhere in here."
BRENNAN AND EMILY JUST LAUGHING AT ALLY GOING CRAZY WITH THE HONEY! I'M CRYING!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gorgug: "It's probably just got more sugar."
Fabian: "Probably."
Kristen: *clears throat* "Oh, sorry."
Fig: "Apple bee."
Kristen: "Yeah, exactly."
Fig: "We need to partner with Gertie."
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flowerhivemind · 2 months
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The best part about Gertie having a crush in Kristen is that she still hates fabian more. All the other bad kids are in the apiarist society, they all love her, she has a crush on Kristen. But Gertie hates Fabian so much that she makes her bees campaign for kipperlilly AND still makes out with kristen.
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vethbrenatto · 2 months
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i've been fully sold on beesbees. they're star-crossed lovers. they're in the apiarist's society. she's the nemesis of one of her best friends. and thank god for all that
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noodlekru · 4 months
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Extracurriculars,
The Soil Club
Apiarists’ Society
The Kristen Applebees Campaign Committee
(Added a Games Club because Mazey deserves it)
Oisin has started the paperwork for an Adaine Abernant appreciation society
And Fabian is making bad life choices
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islandoforder · 3 months
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personally i’m obsessed with gertie bladeshield and her one person apiarist society
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flaroh · 1 year
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It’s World Bee Day so I drew my favourite Roman apiarist, Vergil 🐝
In his work 'the Georgics', Vergil dedicated book four to discussing the lives and habits of bees in Roman agricultural practices. Some scholars even think that his descriptions of bee society was a reference to the Roman civil war…
I originally drew this bust in 2017, but I wanted to see how much my style has changed over the years! On one hand I think there's still a lot of similarity to my old style, but also I've become much more precise and crisp with my details.
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queenbeegertie · 6 days
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🐝🐝 RECENT ADDITIONS TO THE AGUEFORT APIARISTS SOCIETY 🐝🐝
MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND K2
OISIN HAKINVAR
FABIAN ARAMAIS SEACASTER
MAX DURDEN
Joining
YOUR QUEEN BEE, GERTIE BLADESHIELD
RIZBERT GUGKAK
Spots still open for those interested!
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lovecolibri · 4 months
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This WHOLE discussion about the Apiarist Society and everyone being excited about honey is HILARIOUS! I can just picture Gorgug's head popping up from a dead sleep under a couch to ask if it's local honey 🤣
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verosvault · 3 months
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🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 6🚨
Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"
Episode 6 "Party Politics"
Timestamp: 1:22:25
Video Length: 2min. & 23sec.
Gertie Bladeshield, Queen Bee of the Apiarists' Society (‣Pt. 1 | Pt. 2)
Brennan: "There's a massive firbolg whose eyes take up all of her spectacles, huge eyes.
Gertie: "And I just want you to know you can count on the Apiarist Society to support President Applebees."
Riz: "That's great."
Fig: "Whoa, like bees?"
Gertie: "yeah, we keep bees."
Fig asks if she can have a hive 😂
Gertie: "You wanna join the Apiarist Society?" 😂
Fig: "Yeah, I do. I do."
Riz: "Join us, yeah!"
Gertie: "Great, well, it looks great on a college resumé. It's an extracurricular."
Kristen: "How many of you are there?"
Gertie: "What?"
Kristen: "How many of you are there?"
Gertie: "Well, Ms. Faeth will make 3."
Riz: "And me! Oh wait! I'm-"
Gertie: "You're number 2!" 😭😭
Kristen: "The whole club's here, huh?" 😭😂
Fig: "Literally wielding a weapon, and no one wants to be in this club?"
Gertie: "Fig Faeth, Riz Gukgak, and Gertie Bladeshield.
Fig: "Does everyone get a piece of the hive?"
Gertie: "Well, it's not so much about getting bees as it is tending to and caring for bees." 😂🤣💀
Fabian: "How much honey do you get?"
Riz needs the college credit 😂
Riz: "It's not about the honey, okay?" 😂
Fabian: "Do we get honey? Is there honey? I'll join for honey."
Riz: "There will be honey." 😭
Fig: "It's only about the honey." 💀
Riz: "No, No, No!"
Gertie: "I'm not gonna lie-"
Kristen: "Have you ever had fresh honey? It's incredible."
Gertie: "Wait, is this number four for the apiarists?" 😭✋
Fabian: "Is there honey? Fresh honey?" 😭✋
Kristen: "Five"
Gertie: "Five?!"
Kristen: "You have a president coming to your club."
Gertie is shocked 😂
Gorgug starting to wake up: "Is it local honey or what?"
Gertie: "Yeah, we do it in the forest."
Kristen: "It will solve your allergies."
Fig: "You all get a piece of the hive if you join." 😭✋
Gertie: "Again, it's not getting a piece of the hive."
Fabian: "Orange Blossom, Clove?"
The bees need to make more queens 😭
Gertie: "Well, if you come to the Apiarist Society, we'd be more than happy to run you through hive maintenance."
Adaine: "You know, it's not easy being the queen. Sometimes you can get rejected, and they murder you."
Kristen: "Oh"
Adaine: "It's so sad."
Gertie: "It's really sad."
Adaine: "It's so sad."
Gertie: "Well, very excited, and again, it'll be exciting. Bee care and maintenance is a huge...My whole junior year at the adventuring academy is gonna be mainly dedicated to the care of bees."
Fabian: "Cool, well, we're excited to get that honey."
Fig: "Yeah, I'm excited to get my piece."
Riz: "We're excited to help the bees, in general. Be part of the club and get it on our-"
Kristen: "Can we put a big ribbon around the hive and I can cut it with some scissors?" 😭😭✋✋
Gertie: "The hive or the ribbon?!" 😭😭✋✋
Kristen: "Oh no, just the ribbon."
Riz: "Let's go to one meeting, okay? Let's just go to the one, right?" 😭✋
Fabian: "We'll go to one meeting."
Brennan: "You see Gertie leaves, looking really shaken and disturbed." 😭✋
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oisin-hakinvar · 7 days
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TO MY MOST HATED NEMESIS,
MY NAME IS K2. YOU PROBABLY KNOW ME FROM SAYING BLARMEY, BEING ON MISSING PERSON’S POSTERS, AND BEING THE GIRLFRIEND OF THE WONDERFUL @queenbeegertie. I LIVE A HAPPY LIFE. BUT ONE THING RUINED IT. YOU FLIRTED WITH MY HONEY. THERE IS ONLY ONE OPTION.
OISIN HAKINVAR, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL. TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR GERTIE.
MEET ME IN THE PARKING LOT OF KROM’S DINER AT 12 A.M SHARP TONIGHT. DON’T KEEP ME WAITING.
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE,
- @its-always-british-hour
I agree
I imagine since you are a cleric(?) that this shall be a duel of magic. If we intend to name Seconds, Ivy Embra will be mine. My terms of acceptance: Upon my defeat, you may be certain I shall never speak a word to Ms. Bladeshield or yourself, nor will I ever attempt to "flirt" with her as you have stated. However, should I be victorious, I would request that you and Ms. Bladeshield acknowledge my claim that I have never purposely flirted with her, and allow me to join the Apiarist Society as a sign of my intention to become *friends* with Elmville's most prodigious Beekeeper.
Do you accept the terms?
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kissanddrugs · 8 days
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To my wretched nemesis, Kristen Applebees
I have recently been advised that six nemesi is one too many, and so it will be perhaps in my best interest to cut some down.
Given as you are my most recent and have left my heart in shambles, against all better judgement, I would like to proceed with my healing. Thus, I offer you the chance of a duel at high noon. Healthy conversation was also advised, but as they say, mama didn't raise a coward.
I await your formal response, lest you wish to continue to risk my Stinger.
- Gertie Bladeshield, queen bee of the Aguefort Apiarists Society (and sole member until September of junior year).
i mean damn girlie how can i say no. can i pick the dueling weapons? i assume youre okay with bringing a second in this context lol.
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katiefratie · 4 months
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Bad Kids and Gertie aka the entire apiarists society ahsjajsjqgah
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Kristen walking into the apiarist’s society and immediately lesbianing it up in there I love them
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illwilledomen · 1 year
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Mansion Illagers use titles pertaining to their task/specialty & refer to eachother by said titles like the Skeksis from the dark crystal.
an illager might have a proper name, but if they are high class, they would be referred to by their title as if it were their name. E.G: The Thaumaturge, The Archivist, The Artificer, The Emperor… ETC. Lower class ills don’t have this, they just use one another’s names.
Villagers have something similar but not quite to the extreme. For them, it’s more like a surname. You would call your head cleric [Firstname] the Cleric (Or Cleric [Firstname]) and as a gesture of respect, say Mister/Mrs Cleric to shorten it instead of their first name. Nitwits don’t have any title (for mixed reasons, green-robed villagers/nitwits are nitwits because they cannot be employed for whatever reason, whether it be illness, temporary apprenticeship or disgrace) and unemployed villagers would be called Brother/Sister [Firstname].
In general, Testificates are huge fans of titles.
If you’re the son of the blacksmith, you would be called Your-Name, Son of Blacksmith (And the blacksmith’s spouse if they are employed).
Ideally you would then become a blacksmith as per the expectations of your parents and fellow villagers. You would also be expected to marry within your class. A farmer would marry another farmer, a florist, an apiarist (a few mods are canon to my MC lore btw) a butcher, or a fletcher. A mason would marry another mason, a blacksmith, a toolsmith, or a potter/ceramist. A librarian would marry another librarian, a cartographer, an engineer, etc. This does not go for clerics, who (in more conservative villager societies) remain unmarried and celibate - Their apprentice would be their heir instead of their child. Any villager child can be a Cleric’s apprentice if their parents approve, but typically it’s children of librarians, cartographers and other members of the class of those proficient in the humanities.
A disgraced villager is a villager (typically in nitwit robes) who has done a bad thing or acted badly, but not enough to be booted out. They cannot be hired, or enter apprenticeship. For example, if you commit petty theft or catcall someone, that would not warrant your banishment, but if you constantly reoffend you would become disgraced. Any potential villager suitors will not want to marry you, no one will want to hire you, and you’ll probably generally be avoided.
A note: This system is NOT fully rigid (unless you’re disgraced^). You aren’t forced to just marry or inherit jobs of your own class as a villager. It’s just more common and expected of you. You might be considered a bit odd if you do marry or seek work outside your class, but you won’t be judged badly for it.
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waltwhitmansbeard · 4 months
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i absolutely wanna join gertie’s apiarist society
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raycalhoun · 13 days
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒
Full Name: Raymond Dean Calhoun
Nickname(s): Ray
Age: 54
Birthday: July 16, 1970
Hometown: Rivershore, WV
Length of Time in town: Born here, left for college and some years later
Gender: Male
Pronouns: he/him
Orientation: Heterosexual
Relationship Status: Divorced and weird
Occupation: Apiarist and Advice Columnist
Accent: Very southern accent
𝐁𝐈𝐎𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐘
tw divorce
Raymond, affectionately known as Ray, grew up in a two bedroom dirt shack off the grid of Rivershore. His family were a small, mining family. They never really had much, and Ray remembers when his father was injured and couldn’t work. He remembers being hungry.
Being poor meant you had to have a work ethic. So, Ray studied hard and developed his skills. He was accepted into college and then medical school to be a psychiatrist. His mother wanted him to be a doctor, but the on call hours didn’t really call to him, so a doctor of the mind was something that could interest him.
In all honesty, Ray considered school a chore. He loves to learn, he loved to research and study, but the act of classrooms and other students was a chore. He met his wife to be in undergraduate, their romance was a whirlwind and before a year was up they were married. Their family went from two to three before Ray graduated his undergraduate. 
Medical school was a whirlwind of long hours and a toddler and many sleepless nights. He was poor again, and god he hated it. There were a lot of nights that he claimed he wasn’t hungry so that his wife and child were full. A quiet desperation set in, only the light at the end of the tunnel was graduation and his own practice.
Finally, he made it. He was able to open his own practice. His clinical practice was mindnumbingly boring — however, the money was excellent. His claim to fame and money was notonly his clinical prowess but also the series of teen fiction that he wrote and became a popular novel series in the early 2000s. The series went on to become a famous multi-movie franchise that he helped produce. 
As their influence grew with their wealth, Ray could only see more and more loss of what he valued: privacy. His wife, however, loved the parties, loved the influence, loved the culture. And in Lexington, Kentucky, there was plenty of it. Soon they were invited to all the old money parties, and derby parties. Ray, however, couldn’t stand it. He stopped attending too much of the society parties much to the chagrin of his wife.
When the divorce was served, Ray was almost relieved. Granted, she got half of his wealth and his practice. However, that gave him license to sell the practice. He moved back to Rivershore where he bought in a very modest home in the Valley that he still lives in today.
The obsession with bees was always there. He something of jumped into the idea of being an apiarist with both feet. It was full of trial and error, but he loved having something new. From there, he built a small honey and bee business where he rescues bee colonies and relocates them to his hives and then sells the honey at local markets. It makes just enough to sustain him.
About five years ago, the franchise of books that he built into an empire has come under fire from critics. Around the same time, the internet did what they did best and dug up dirt on him. Since then, he’s moved to being something of a recluse outside Rivershore. He has no online presence, but given his love for the written word, he writes an advice column where the townies of Rivershore send him letters, and he selects one letter a week to respond to and give advice. This column is, of course, written under a pen name. 
He’s something of a menace to the people of Rivershore - Ray has gotten his license taken away three times, and doesn’t have one, but he still drives. On Friday nights you can find him either hustling a game of pool or betting on the local high school game.
𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄
1970: Born
1988: Graduated High School
1992: Graduated College (likely met wife in college, they got married and had a kid in these 4 years)
1996: Graduated medical school
1998: Opened his own clinical practice / started writing book series
2001: First book went best seller
2009: Books into movies
2011: Divorce / moved back to Rivershore / started bees
2020: Started the advice column which is well known in the town
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