#the Flavors!!! the Textures!!!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

man. nothing hits like a good sammie

#SANDWICH NATION RISE UP!!! #no but Seriously #theyre everything... #i dont usually make them bc i rarely have the spoons #but i made one tonight and mannn #i have a new favorite Sammie Recipe #it helps that the brand of bread is plush as Fuck #so. two slices #one half has a thin layer of mayo the other has stone ground mustard #one slice of cheddar on each side #a nice drizzle of hot sauce on one side #a nice layer of turkey #a nice layer of crisp cold lettuce #a layer of sliced boiled egg #a layer of freshly cut apple #BOOM babey!!! Delicious Perfection! #once squished all together so that it compresses and nothing falls out... #the Flavors!!! the Textures!!! #absolutely unprompted #oughhhh now i kinda want another #im a sammie fiend i must admit #and i Highly encourage yall to put fresh apple in your sammies and salads If It Complements The Flavors!! #it really elevates the experience!!!

[t00thpasteface]

got an 85 on my ochem exam (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) treat time!!

#i'm something of a seafood snack connoisseur and these are some of my favorites after sampling probably dozens #i also really like the grilled squid flavor lays those are sooooo good and i love the texture #shebbz shoutz #shebbz irl #food

[canisalbus]

Your art tastes like aged paper, sugar, and chocolate to me, with a hint of salt every so often

Machete looks like white chocolate, and Vasco's like buttery caramel

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#aw #that sounds nice #anonymous #answered #I was wondering what the aged paper is doing there but it reminded me of something #so I'm going to share a weird personal detail totally unprompted #I think I used to have pica disorder when I was a kid I would gnaw on and eat a lot of small inedible objects #pieces of cardboard rubber bands and blu tack #the plastic animal figurines I had had bitemarks on them and were often missing bodyparts like if a dog had gotten to them #also a ton of uncooked pasta #I think it wasn't a flavor thing I had obsessions for specific textures that weren't found in actual foods #I particularly craved those candy wrappers that are made of waxed paper #(finns might be familiar with pihlaja or marianne wrappers for example or those translucent inner wrappers in lehmäkarkki/ cow cream fudge) #can't say for sure when it stopped but one day I realized that hey hold on this probably isn't normal human behavior #I think I was over 10 but under 15 #and I had forgotten the whole thing but got such a vivid flashback from that line it was actually kind of alarming

[404-art-found]

Buddy ref sheet NOW!!!!

FUN LOOSE REFERENCE SHEET

mask can be on the helmet or under it. any body type. any suit color. varying amounts of blood on it if ya want. go ham be free

#my art #lethal company #masked #oc: buddy #asks #churchydragon #I feel like I've been on one of those 'rapid bouts of improvement' in terms of art style #switched to a new brush that has the same sketchy feel as the old one but is aliased. different brushes for different textures #started copy+pasting lines down into a layer for colors and it's made coloring easier . more fun to render #I know Buddy's design is just. a regular masked. therefore like 85% a regular employee. but it's very fun to draw #in earlier art of Buddy you can definitely see how I changed the shape of its crown from the game-typical mask shape- #-to the kind of pointed shape now . not sure when or why it happened but. it has been given some grandeur. some flavor #a quirk of time and art style

[goldensunset]

sometimes voloposting is like 'here is a man far-removed from the ancient lost people he is descended from, trying in vain to reconnect with a forgotten culture of which very little remains, desperately desiring to meet the ancient god they worshipped, both out of his own desire to worship it as they did, and his wrathful desire to tear it down and take its power for himself to make the world what it should be, a better world in which he doesn't have to settle for scraps and ruins and isolation and peddling his wares and customer service smiles to ignorant travelers, being forced to come to terms with the reality that his god has been doing worse than ignoring him- it acknowledged his existence by sending some random child who doesn't even fully understand what it is they're doing as its favored chosen champion just to stop him.' and sometimes voloposting is like 'he's soooooooooooooo silly double tap when you the skrunkly <3 <3 <3 <3 i'm gonna hit him with my car'

#he looks like he would have the chewy texture of a gummy #but without the flavor #like he would be dust flavored if anything #he looks like if you hit him with your car he'd make a squeaky sound #he's both ugly and hot. ugly in canon but when fanartists take a crack at his design they absolutely slayyyy #pokémon #legends arceus #volo #pla #pokemon legends arceus #pokémon legends arceus

[artisticallygay]

Be sure to reblog so I can get a bigger sample size!

#artsy speaks #tumblr polls #poll #neurodivergent #neurotypical #carbonated drinks #soda #sparkling water #preference #text #i'm neurodivergent and i personally love it #i struggle drinking water because it's too plain for me #so sparkling water helps me stay hydrated with the flavor and texture

[housecow]

my secret is that i add butterscotch chips to everything that needs them. rice crispies, chocolate chip cookies, 7-layer/magic bars, etc. they’re just so GOOD

#the texture is perfect too #they’re not hard to bite into #even cold it’s fantastic #why aren’t more things flavored like this. evil #talk

[stealingyourbones]

Spent so much time making sushi for dinner and was so excited to have a funky little sushi roll and eat it like a burrito but then my nori ripped apart mid roll and I had to eat it as a salad and apparently my brain doesn’t like the texture of imitation crab + seaweed and rice rn :(

#bones speaks #bones rants #sad :( #imma put in fridge for twin but man now I gotta make something else for dinner because I haven’t eaten anything else today #and only had like 300 calories worth of food yesterday. getting used to not feeling hungry with- #-​consistent adderall use has been kickin my ass lately. #sorry I like never rant on here but I’m so sad I was so excited for sushi and then Texture Bad :((((( #i even put avocado n carrot and salted cucumber ;-; this took so long to make and now I can’t eat it #a tragedy of the highest order #fuck it imma make me some chicken and just season the everloving shit out of it #i may be white but I know how to cook flavorful food and by god am I not gonna eat chicken with just salt. lack of spoons be damned

[battle-subway-ghost]

Berry tierlist by the way. From a professional berry eater.

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #rotumblr #rotomblr #pokeblogging #// Good luck finding out his nature from this. I went vaguely off of flavor but mostly off of what I thought their texture would be like #// (I cannot be bothered to check every article for every berry)

[writhe]

tonight was actually the most beautiful night ever. me, olive, my housemates, and a friend all sat around and ate together. we’d played cards earlier (i didn’t win). it was snowy and dark and super windy & olive and i went on separate walks before we ate. dinner was venison back strap my housemate had cut a few days ago from a roadkill deer. olive’s friend cooked it beautifully. soup was wild rice (which my housemates’ friend who stayed with us had riced & left as a gift) with vegetables. a little bit of miso in the broth with a lot of herbs and spices mixed in, i made it to stave off sickness & im glad we all shared it. we cut up a fancy carmel-pecan apple and shared it for dessert. smoked a little after dinner & hung out with olive’s friend & we had tea together while they wrote and i drew (trying to work on a flash sheet). i felt very enriched talking to them & hanging out / eating with everyone at dinner. all of us are warm in bed & it’s so cold outside. all i have to show for any of this is this VERY unappetizing pic

i am finding that i regard things that feel good these days with melancholy sentimentality, which is annoying. i want to stop feeling like a wet shaking dog wrapped in newspaper. i hope i can get more used to things that feel good or better or pleasant without it being a whole G.D. internal journey each time. i would like to savor things a normal amount, and not pathetically.

i want to cling to things less. i think that would make everything easier to cherish

#ok so i am very picky and if a texture is unpredictable i will literally gag #so i don’t like a lot of things but esp a lot of meat (even though there’s a lot of stuff i really like the flavor of) #and i have never in my life eaten steak but i like venison! (ground and jerky) #but i tried a piece! #and enjoyed it. very flavorful and savory and kinda melted in my mouth #i feel weird being like ‘olives friend’ bc i would like to also be their friend #im just trying not to namedrop everyone constantly

[badolmen]

Please feel free to be as outraged as you desire in the notes. My Italian grandfather came closer to disowning me when I wouldn’t eat garlic bread than when I came out as gay.

#ra speaks #forfun #polls #food #food preferences #note that cold cuts does not include dry meat. love my jerky and such. it’s a temperature thing. #can you tell I a) am autistic and have strong texture preferences and/or b) spent way too much time eating hospital food as a small child? #*sobbing* I had to delete cherry juice/flavored beverages and orange juice for the last two options

[cakesmelons]

do u prefer your cakes and melons separate or together

ask @swiftmitsu 🥰

#to answer the actual question tho: cakes and melons separate. cause melons can like help wash down cakes #together i think their textures would just mix badly #and a watermelon flavored cake actually sounds nasty... i dont think i would like it. #elliebell77 #i know the @ing mitsu is confusing but im just goofing off rn XD

[tittyinfinity]

people without food texture issues act like people with food texture issues can just suddenly get over them by a certain age and are soooo surprised whenever you say that you can't eat [X food] for the 25th year in a row

#just had to say ''i'm 28 years old. i don't need another adult scolding me about how to eat my food.'' #you know how much I'd LOVE if I could eat chunky foods like onions and peppers? #i use onion powder and other seasonings instead of the full veggies bc i love the flavor but not the texture #I DO LIKE THOSE FOODS!! Just not how it feels in my mouth!!! #i have been explaining this since the day I was able to talk #in fact one of my first memories is them forcing me to eat chunky stuff and me vomiting it right back up on my dad #and every time I eat chunky food I think of that moment even tho i was like 3 #i was old enough to talk but was in a high chair so yeah I was around 2-3 years old and I still have that vivid memory #.bdo

[gayvampyr]

i can’t believe green peppers are actually good. i’ve spent years avoiding them and turns out i liked them probably the whole time

#i thought i’d hate the texture but it’s not bad. it’s crunchy. like if celery was good and had flavor

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Ayo come get your Howdy soup while it’s…uncomfortably warm and acidic

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#im picturing everyone gathering around The Chrysalis with silly straws #Partake In The Soup. Partake In The Soup. #howdy emerges and he's short now #they straight up drank half of him #rambles from the bog #yassified howdy <3 #my first thought reading this ask was the COME GET YALL JUICE vine #actually wait now you have me wondering... Would it be warm and acidic #warm.. yeah probably there's a lot of activity goin on & energy being used #acidity... hold on im doing Research for this gimme a sec #well for yall reading this its instantaneous. for me ive had this ask open for fifteen minutes #alright so caterpillars have been described as tasting nutty / leafy / earthy / meaty #just saw one description say 'if trees were made of meat thats what they taste like' #and caterpillar Soup is very very Very protein-rich #now lets look up what chitin looks like since im 90% certain thats what chrysalises are made of #hmmm the only things im seeing is it would either be mostly tasteless or nutty #then lets look at the flavor of enzymes... im seeing sour notes... #this taking too long okay Basically caterpillar soup #would be protein-y maybe a little leafy or sour... hints of nuttiness... and of course the overwhelming flavor of Guilt & Disgust #thank you for listening to this ted talk. im getting nauseous thinking about what the texture must be like

[bookwyrminspiration]

MAN I wish I could be studied in a lab. just like to empirically analyze all my quirks and see what’s up. I think it’d be great

#shitpost #origin of this post #i want to know whether or not I actually have a very dulled sense of smell and taste or if I’m making it up #i swear I cannot taste most things there’s just temperature and texture #except for more extreme flavors like sour and spice #which would explain why I gravitate towards those #the taste and smell and connected #and i don’t. have a great sense of smell I don’t think #idk man it’s just like. a super minor thing that’s very present and I always wonder about #but i don’t know whether it’s real or not #put me in a lab run empirical analysis on me please #like i can’t differentiate things or identify different tastes very well #i use other input #what does it MEAN