#thats not a tag either

[silaswritesthings]

Wanderer from hit game ‘Genshin Impact’ is in my room??

Author’s note: This is just me trying to keep my account alive by posting something I wrote a while back with literally 3 braincells. About Wanderer (wow) in reader’s room (even more ‘wow’) after not playing genshin for a while. This is just a crack fic with 30% effort tbh

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Holy hell, you surely have done it this time. Despite sacrificing two entire weeks of genshin to catch up with your studies, you were nowhere near ready for the exam. A part of you regretted using all your free time during the semester to farm for your favorite ex fatui harbinger, but an even bigger part of you regretted wasting two weeks which you could’ve used to farm further to study for exams you will most definitely not do well in.

You groaned as you switched from whatever educational website you were on to your guilty pleasure- genshin impact.

“It’ll only be for a short time.” You promised yourself half heartedly as you watched the screen load. Soon enough, the familiar scenery of Mondstat greeted you as your adventure rank flashed briefly on the top of your screen. By instinct you went to your character inventory to admire the character you’ve openly obsessed over for two years- Wanderer.

You blinked once.

He wasn’t there.

With furrowed eyebrows you continued to look through all your characters, baffled because you could not spot him anywhere. During your frantic searching, a voice spoke from behind you.

“What kind of prideless being tolerates living in such messy chambers?”

You turned abruptly and there stood Wanderer in all his glory while he inspected your messy closet. Your eyes widened. Perhaps the lack of sleep was getting to you, you remembered reading an article that spoke about hallucinations and a lack of sleep having somewhat of a correspondence.

You spoke with uncertainty. “Scaramouche?”

He scoffed. “I have long since abandoned that name, you know that.” Your mouth hung open, was he actually here? Is this a dream?

He stared at you without amusement. “What are you looking at? With how often you gawk at me through your screen, I figured you would be tired of my face by now.” After His remark, he turned back to inspecting your closet as if this was totally normal and a genshin impact character wasn’t in your room right now inspecting your closet.

You stood abruptly and approached him, if he was a visual hallucination you shouldn’t be able to touch him-

“Don’t even think about laying a hand on me.” He warned causing you to stop a few feet away from him as a precaution.

“How did you get here?” You questioned.

“Get where?”

“In my room.”

“I'm always in your room.”

“What-“

He sighed before turning to you and pointing at your ipad on your study desk. “That thing is always in your room and so am I from within it.”

“But how did you get out of it?” You explained with exasperation. He regarded you thoughtfully for a few moments before he shrugged without care and brought his business back in your closet once more.

You peeked from over his shoulder in curiosity. “What are you looking for?”

“Clothes.”

“Why?”

“You’ve been wearing those clothes for two days in a row.”

#silaswritesthings #silas #genshin impact #genshin x you #genshin wanderer #wanderer fluff #i guess #Wanderer crack #crack fic #author is not ok #scaranation #scaramouche #scarameow #scaramouche my beloved #genshin scaramouche #scaramouche crack #thats not a tag #thats not a tag either

[verflares]

(click for higher quality!) draconified link concept ive been chipping away at this past week ..... here's my funny little compendium concept for him:

"A heroic spirit has taken the form of this bestial dragon. Unlike it's kin, this creature exhibits an extremely aggressive disposition. It appears highly territorial, and will relentlessly chase down those who disturb its skywide patrols - of which it seems to be endlessly searching for either a long-time vassal or foe. Unfortunately, it seems the spirit within has long since forgotten exactly who it was looking for…"

#now. how on earth do i begin to tag this. um. #link #loz #totk #totk spoilers #light dragon #dragon link #loz au #totk roleswap au #there . i'll add more if they come to me LOL #um i can talk about some of my insps i guess?? might make another post too #so mostly i just dont really like turning him into 'light dragon but male' and giving him slightly darker colours or something like that #this also obviously isnt exactly like the botw dragons either though and its a bit more of a mix of other creature concepts i enjoy #since everyone agrees he'd have a farosh horn i wanted to make him a kirin/unicorn :) which is why his tail looks like that #aside from the obvious eastern dragon insps and what ive picked and chosen from the botw dragons #and obviously this looks a lot like wolf link. thats on purpose #i wanted to give him some fierce deity design refs too but because this is so dark/earthy they didnt look very fitting #but honestly you could do a whole fierce deity dragon design on its own i think #okay lots of tags but IVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR A WHILE. okay. let me have this. #my art

[spectral-honey]

AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty

Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like "oh we're so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn't even use your father's extensive resources that could've easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren't we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession--"

#jason todd #red hood #batfam #i also think it would be funny if thats literally the only thing jason does as a lawyer after that he just goes back to being a vigilante #everyone on the internet is like 'the iconic career of jason todd wayne: came back from the dead got a college degree got the joker- #-sentenced to death (finally) and then immediately fucked off to do whatever the hell it is he does for fun' #any time bruce and jason disagree jasons like 'excuse me which one of us is the college drop out and which of us is a practicing attorney?' #alfred 'you could have been a doctor but you became a furry themed vigilante instead' will never let this go #also btw jason just stole reasources from the league to get thru college. maybe at first talia was like what & then jason was like #'my alternate plan was to either get bruce to kill the joker or kill all three of us in an explosion' and talia is like #'okay. have fun at school sweetie' #BTW AN EDIT: this post is not reflective of my IRL beliefs about the criminal justice system or the death penalty #IRL those are way more complicated than gotham city/the joker/jason make it out to be #saw a few people tagging this post mentioning stuff about that

[lucabyte]

i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

#[isabeau voice] am i insane or does sometimes loop talk like they might have killed their whole family. is that just me? just checking. #nille design highly inspired by @kiwibrain's since its the one that imprinted in my mind. liberties taken since i didnt look @ reference #anyway i have a lot more thoughts on this? i guess ill hide them in the tags...? scroll down i suppose. #isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat bonnie #isat nille #isat fanart #in stars and time fanart #doodlebyte #---------------------------------------------------------------------- #anyway the extra thoughts. are literally just my general thoughts on postcanon. (and thus are the context for all of my postcanon doodles!) #which is i think nille joins the party before loop reappears for a start (either from a period of nonexistence or just wandering around) #and that like. i think the party should be able to integrate loop as a completely new person. because they are! the secrecy isn't great but #They and Siffrin shuffle into different ecological niches in the party (eg. i think sif is more squeamish after it all but loop isnt) #and while it's not *exactly* what Loop wanted they get that beggars can't be choosers. and its pretty good #(i am glossing over how i think loop's reappearence drags both them and siffrin into a massive behavioural backslide and is likely a bit #distressing to watch go down. cycle of argument -> lovebombing -> normalcy -> repeat. etc etc. but since they are no longer literally #stewing in the worst pressure cooker of all time they do resolve it via productive conversation on their own time. its fine) #the party well-meaningly tries to deduce things from loop's vagueries and are able to pin down the DEAD FAMILY vibe pretty quickly. #but eventually the question of their prior identity falls by the wayside because well! they're just their friend loop! (also change belief) #as for how The Truth Come Out... this is what i mean by The Isabeau Torment Nexus(tm). which is that i think... isiloop should almost occur #BEFORE isabeau knows who loop is. he's just genuinely charmed by them eventually and tries to close the open end of the polycule #which FREAKS LOOP THE FUCK OUT because thats just too genuinely sick and wrong. and obviously w emotions high its not a great confrontation #ANYWAY told u i had more thoughts. if i were normal itd be a text post but.

[cozylittleartblog]

had a(nother) nightmare

#deltarune #rouxls kaard #lancer #queen #art #lancer had a bad dream. rouxls comes in to fall asleep in the floor like he always does. queen followed because she needs to #Familiarize Herself with The Rituals and also hey her boy is sad #and then they ALL fell asleep in the floor literally right next to his bed #-- i had tire marks on the bedsheets but they vanished somewhere. damn it #this one isnt old btw i just drew this This Morning HEHEHEHE #its kinda scrungy but thats ok #ok 2 tag ship but not explicitly ship either if ur not into it #i love that half my 'qk' art can very easily be read platonically #i think thats an important aspect of their relationship is that they are good friends and coparents. and THEN they're kissing sometimes #this is hardly the first family cuddle and or sleep pile ive drawn. i never posted my favorite i dont think #i am just all about sleep and cuddle piles. did u know swatchlings love to sleep in piles (headcanon) #if one bird falls asleep in the cafe the odds are very good that one or two more will join them #theres a pile of birds in booth 4 all shoved in there haphazardly and eeping. swatch is coming with pots and pans.

[morii-moth]

ok so i hope literally anyone else gets this but me

#its 4am and this took far too long #this is the worst thing ive made #well #impulsesv #main tagging despite the rumours #sorry my man #skizzleman #hermitblr #also i hope thats actually what skizz said #i think so and either way he definitely said pussy #so either way it tracks

[boylikeanangel]

hands down my favourite bit of characterisation for trent crimm is that he's a messy bitch who loves drama. like yes he's a successful journalist because he's an excellent writer but it's also because he's a nosy little fuck who will wait outside locker rooms to get the inside info from team players and accost managers in bars to get exclusive quotes. and it's not even professional motivation he's just nosy!!! even after he's not getting paid to snoop anymore he's sitting with his office door open so he can listen in on a fucking PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCE, he's chatting shit about west ham with rebecca. and he takes PRIDE in being told he's good at chatting shit! that's just his thing! you can take the boy out of professional gossipping but you can't take professional gossipping out of the boy!!!!

#hes so hashtag girl et cetera et cetera. #hes not even cruel about it either he just likes knowing things. if it gives him an edge in his creative field well thats just a bonus #ted lasso #trent crimm #i need to make a tag just for trent i think this is getting silly

[dandelion-roots]

No matter what you do, you just can't shake him off, can you, Chūya?

[lyrics: Florence + the Machine | id in alt]

EDIT: I made a whole ass janky animatic to this song, enjoy!

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #nakahara chūya #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #ok so uh. i had so many thoughts while drawing this (for TEN HOURS my hand...) but then it came time to post it #and i considered srsly an emily bronte quote (pls dont shoot- if wuthering heights has anything going for it its violence and intensity) #but it didnt fit quite right so i left it out #i have so many thoughts and feelings i have no more words #my fave is the second drawing but i think the fourth is the best #dazai's* collar on chuuya (*possibly related to dazai and the whole dog thing. dont ask what going on in my head) #and chuuya's hand on dazai's throat #what was it someone said in tags of my gon charov bsd drawing?? im eating drywall or smt similar?? thats me rn #double black #also to ppl who know the song- shake it out- yes i removed one lyric i just couldnt make it work #i considered putting it as the caption but didnt work there either rip #also removed the (shake him off) that's part of the lyrics but i did put that in the caption. galaxy brain am i right #also the poses in drawing 1 and 2 are purposefully v similar #edit: fixed image 1 so the text is the same as in all other images fear not u did not imagine it hypothetical person im talking to rn

[rakkuntoast]

coworkers :D

#qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp badboyhalo #this is either when dapper lost his first live or when he perma dies i guess #its just a silly scenario :P #coworker duo #<- i dont care thats the tag for them now i've decided #my art

[rottenaero]

Hey guys,, so we’re all thinking it right?

#stranger things #eddie munson #joseph quinn #kas eddie munson #stranger things 5 #either that or steve #but Josephs comment was shady asf #tagging this as steddie because thats my target audience #steve harrington #steddie #eddie munson x steve harrington #steve harrington x eddie munson #rottenaero #rottenaero rots

[salemoleander]

Thankfully the participants have mostly named themselves, but I wanted to post this anyways

People ragging on duo names are RIGHT, but I think people who default to them are understandably defensive bc no one explains why they're not good beyond being overused

Desert duo works because them being a solo pair of people spiraling around each other in the desert until one beats the other to death is their Entire Deal. Duo here is conveying information/has a connotation beyond "this is 2 people"

Most of the time, the number of people in the relationship is NOT the most significant quality you can be sharing. Flower Husbands, Boat Boys, Team Rancher, Team BEST all give us more useful info/ have more interesting connotations

Are they a team/equal partnership? (Team BEST, Team T.I.E.S., Team Rancher)

Is it an arrangement of mutual need or a fragile alliance? (Monopoly Mountain, Magical Mountain, Southlands - players obfuscate more contractual/ delicate relationships by referring to them as the place they happen, not by the people involved)

Are they irresponsible or childish about the impact of their kills? (Boat Boys, Coral Kids, Bad Boys)

Is it a larger group following a leader? Let's throw in some military or royal imagery! (Red Army, Fairy Fort)

I do think it's very funny that we are so consistently bad at this that the creators have started preemptively offering names

#life series #limited life #24lsmp #i still laugh sometimes about divorceduo like. THATS ALL OF THEM. This clarifies very little! #its all about both connotation AND denotation. and duo trio etc offer very little in either category #salem tag

[the-patrex]

for silly art asks, saxteen/fourteen & donna beach day !

they all enjoy it a little differently

#rip 14 that sunburn will HURT #doctor who #14th doctor #simm!master #donna noble #thats my art tag I guess #im a cringefail brazilian so I enjoy the beach at most either by not going or at best like the master: not sunbathing not in the ocean #not in the sand and drinking beer or white wine

[brainrotisseriechicken]

this is so niche its insane. im sorry.

(clefdraki as the two other indonesian (former) presidential candidates. what the fuck am i even doing.)

save me ganies clefdraki save me

#dr clef #dr kondraki #clefdraki #scp #scp foundation #scp fandom #scp fanart #fanart #doodle #THIS IS SATIRE I SWEARR #(thats not what satire MEANS!!!!) #donr even ask me the context of these i dont know either #kominfo dont arrest me kya :3 #pilpres 2024 #WKWKWKWKEJD ANJINGGGG #indonesia tag #this appeals to. 2 (two) people on this site #i think im so funny #ANJINGGG #sorry i think im hilarious #what the fuck is my target audience LMAOOO

[maudiemoods]

How many personas do you all have im wanna know

I have more than enough

#I'm missing at least one #another mer design from a long time ago #maudiemoods art tag #yes thats a centaur world persona ❤️ #and an iz one ❤️ #i think four are dca au ones hmm #i didn't include my batsona from artfight either oops

[dear-ao3]

id fucking kill for an 1840s/50s frock coat . anyone just have one on hand theyd love to donate to a noble cause (the get katya a frock coat cause)

#im joking obviously #also my preference is for either like. #1840. OR 1858. if we're being precise #but thats okay #from katya #not a tag

[cozylittleartblog]

diversity win your spam emails are queer

#deltarune #spamton #swatch #art #doodles #pansexual #bigshot spamton #stupid joke ive had sitting in my head for months whjbfghbjdfg. artist brain override gay brain (me too). good for him though!! #me refilling my printer ink tanks: omg my printer is pan... soooo coool.... #and dont forget that he owned the mettaton dress of transgenderism either. arguably this has the trans flag colors too #wait theres a car joke here also. TransAm? more like TransPan. haha nice #+ his glasses fit the theme so Bonus Spam + i changed my 90s swat a little again #they're just gonna be different every time i draw them. for funsies. and thats fine. i havent even posted 90s queen yet SMFH !!!!! #there's something to be said about metaphors in their 90s fashion choices. something something more colorful design back then #something something not hiding their eyes yet something something Learned A Lesson.... #you could read that a certain way. or perhaps not #obligatory 'my swatch uses they them' tag #obligatory 'fine to tag as ship if you want idc' tag #obligatory 'oh god i swear im trying so hard to draw and post more' tag #i saw a tag on a post from like 2019 that said 'man i only posted 9 times last month!' and im like. god. i wish i could post 9 times a #month Now???? honey you had a big storm comin #i just keep starting things i dont have the energy to finish. except for a silly gay color profile joke apparently #im sure the Smoke Smell goes reeeal good with the Dumpster Smell btw.