uni professors will send you emails like "Sorry I almost died grades out as soon as possible ❤️"
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watcher!grian, but he’s like michael from the good place. he’s not a fully-fledged watcher yet, and he created the life series to prove his ability to his superiors. his task was to create and control an compelling server where the players fought eachother until one remained. traditionally, grian shouldn’t have ever been a player in his own game. he was only ever meant to watch. but he thought that it would be a better way to stir up drama from the inside, and the watchers allowed him to try his experimental idea. once.
things goes wrong, and grian accidentally kills scar while trying to give him the fair fight he deserved. he wasn’t supposed to win. so he resets, hoping the watchers won’t be aware of it.
grian creates the second world with some minor changes and improvements. but his control over the game begins to slip. scott resists the boogeyman curse, refusing to play by grian’s rules. reset.
scott remains a thorn in grian’s side in the third attempt, rejecting his soulbound until the very end when he gives up the win to her. grian suspects he knows more than he lets on. in the end, the game is too short. the watchers won’t be satisfied with it. reset.
grian knows that sooner or later, either the players or the watchers will figure out what’s going on with the resets. he’ll fail his trial if he doesn’t get it right soon. with every iteration of the game, the other players seem to be more aware of their previous lives. there are patterns emerging, unintentional curses, and too many callbacks to the other seasons for it to be purely coincidence. he is running on limited time. maybe that’s why he decides to set a time limit instead of a life limit in his fourth attempt. maybe that will work.
THIS IS SO FREAKING COOL?!??!??
SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE THIS RIGHT NOW.
PLEASE.
OH MY WATCHERS.
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Bo Burnham is a perfect voice claim for Reiki, this is now canon.
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never forget that cole sillinger's celebrity crush is charli d'amelio
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Ol' Armie Hammer, a known cannibal, just eats the baking soda straight out of the box.
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oh no the guy I'm talking to plays drums i-
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i love it how first lupin mocks jigen for saying he's out of shape, making crystal clear that jigen's not in a good fit either ("have another cigarette, mister fitness") and then about a half an hour or so from that jigen does an uNNECESSARY, BUT A HELLUVA GOOD FLIP while running away from shooting. like damn man, try to decide.
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"Who is it?" someone called from inside. I sighed. "Just another shady Seller." I was not even embarassed that they heard my description of them firsthand. It was true, wasn't it? There was no doubt that the things they insisted on coming to our doors with were questionable, to say the least. No one had figured out why they were allowed to continue hawking their awful products. I eyed the Seller. "What do you have today?" I asked, curious. "Refined Anxiety!" they announced, grinning hideously.
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I'm watching veggie tales with my baby cousin and the newer vegetables look like humans..
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Newsies as stupid but also very awesome tumblr posts #21
David: I keep thinking, oh man I'm so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult?
David: Then I spend time with teenagers friends.
David: And it's like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
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