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hi ... so like .. im the only snorpy selfshipper afaik qnd i require food so .... can you maybe if you want to write a snorpy x reader scenario where he gets to infodump about conspiracies and all that jazz on a date while the reader (me) lovingly listens to him if you dont mind ,,, tysm hehe !!

A/N: SNORPY KISSER SO REAL. I don’t self-ship with him, but I do wanna be his friend and I have a bit of a crush on him. I forgot to do conspiracies and made it some show with a plot I came up with though…sorry ^^’

Snorpy x Reader (Infodumping)

You knocked quietly, hoping you wouldn’t disturb him while he was getting ready or startle him. “Snorpy? Hun? Ready to go?”

“In a moment, dearest!” Came the muffled reply, as the sound of scattering pencils and sheets from papers most likely knocked over in his haste. You can’t help but snort at your boyfriend’s antics, waiting semi-impatiently. You don’t have to wait for much longer thankfully, as he stumbles out of the room a few minutes later. He stands in front of you, giddy and nervous at the same time. “I hope I look presentable..?” He asks.

He looks adorable, handsome as well. His usual apron and cap were removed, with his locs being put into a nice little ponytail. His apron was removed in place of a red knitted sweater, from a close friend, and navy overalls, rolled up at the ends. And while you would normally tell him as much, his bashful, hopeful grin is too much for you not to kiss him. You gently cup his cheeks, and press your lips against his forehead, nose and lips in rapid succession.

“D-Darling!” He cries out, surprised glee in his voice.

“You look amazing as always, Snorpington.” And you mean it. You hold out your hand, and he takes it as you walk out the apartment you two share.

“So, where are we heading, anyways?” He asked. You’ve kept the location of your date incredibly secret so far, and you planned to keep it that way.

“Nowhere crowded, I promise~”

“That’s incredibly vague…”

You simply shrug, him snorting at your smirk. You both head inside the car, shift it into gear, and reverse out your apartment grounds. It’s not a far drive, just a couple turns and a few miles until your car reaches a deep forested area.

“Love?” Snorpy inquires, glancing around at what he presumes is an empty space. “I don’t understand why you’ve…” He turns out and you visibly see his breath get taken away. His pupils dilate. The little things you love about him when he’s flustered. “Oh.”

You hold a small bundle of blankets, as well as a picnic basket, kissing Snorpy before heading in front of him. “C’mon, this way!”

He follows after your brisk steps, nearly tripping over a tree root or two until you two make it to a cliff. You’ve chosen the perfect time, the sun setting as evening comes, it’s orange hue providing a perfect view on top of the large ledge you’ve chosen.

Snorpy sputters as you rest down the blankets. “H-how did you even find-?”

“Me and Chandlo found it after a hike in the woods, I thought it’d be a cute date spot.” You spread out your picnic, admittedly full of his favorite sweets as it has actual food in it. “Sit down!” You say, taking a seat on the blanket. Snorpy drapes himself across your lap.

“Mmmm…it is quite nice outside. Thank you, dear. I did need a bit more fresh air.” Snorpy hums.

“No problem. But hey, now that we got some time to ourselves, you wanna tell me about the theories for that new show you got into?” His eyes light up, and he rushes to unlock his phone. You’re so used to seeing it when he talks about his charts or Grump Peaks, it's cute seeing it for something else.

“Oh where do I even begin?! It’s just- The mystery is so gripping and the threads are connected and -ok, ok, the main character, I think personally she's the one that betrayed the crew because if you look at the beginining of the show-” Snorpy rambles uncontrollaby, pulling out a slideshow he had made on his phone for you to scroll through. The bright radiant joy from your normally so quiet boyfriend is something you cherish and care for.

“And then, it’s Grump Peaks right, where, uh, where…” His fingers snap. “Right! The-the-“ Snorpy flapped his hands squealing, before returning to his infodumping. You listen to him patiently, stroking his locs all the while.

“So, you’re saying this cyborg lady is actually the mother of…Jaxon?” You ask.

“Yes! Exactly!” Snorpy nods. He stammers for a second, before taking a breath and looking at you grateful. “Um…t-thank you. Y’know for listening to me.”

“Of course. I could listen to you ramble all day, especially when you look so happy, honey.�� You giggle, smooching his nose. “Now go on, I wanna hear more!” The floodgates for theories open once more, as Snorpy stims with his hands, infodumping his heart out. His smile is infectious, and his eyes still gleam.

Yeah. You could listen to him ramble all day.

#bugsnax #bugsnax x reader #snorpy fizzlebean #snorpy fizzlebean x reader #why is there no yellow in timblr wtf

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butter-egg-toast · 3 years

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YouTuber Girlfriend ▶️

I got a bunch of requests for this one. . 👍

Requested by @dragonwolfs

Long post be prepared.

I'm so sorry I couldn't think of Albert, Kadea, and Aii

Enjoy 🤗

Haru: 🎨

🌙You're a mix media ArtYouTuber.

🌙You do various art forms like painting sculpture, Ink art, ceramics, etc.

🌙You're usually not on Camara, most of your videos are focused on your art work.

🌙On some occasions Haru would draws something for you

🎨" Look (y/n), it's a Mackerel sculpture"-Haru

🌙 Haru gives art tips on the channel for beginners.

🎨"Art and swimming are similar...just go with the flow"-Haru

🌙He goes shopping with you for art supplies.

🎨" We literally only bought 4 items and it came to 40 dollars?!-Haru

🌙You and Haru did a couple of drawing challenges like:

Draw with left hand challenge,

Draw each other challenge

Draw with your eyes closed challenge

🌙At the end of the day Haru secretly enjoy making art with you.

🌙You have a simple following of 50k

Channel name: HoneycombArts.

Matoko: 🐱

🌙You're an animal YouTuber

🌙You work at a pet adoption center. So you encounter different types animals like:

Cats, dog, rabbits, birds, and many more

🌙You invited Matoko to help you with the feral kittens and cats; immediately after hissing at you and the other employees they warm up to Matoko.

🐱"Wow.. they really love me!"-Matoko

😸" Woah Her fur is so fuffy and pretty"-Matoko

🌙You give tips about properly taking care of animals.

🌙Matoko usually not on Camara that much (he's kinda shy)

🌙But when he is on Camara, The videos with the most views are usually with Matoko washing kittens.

🐱"You want to make sure the kitty is calm and not scared of you. Make sure you talk to them to calm them."-Makoto

🐱"Its okay little guy, you're gonna be a nice and clean kitty"-Makoto

🌙 You have a simple following 80k

Channel name: PreciousPets

Nagisa: 🎬

🌙You're a movie/TV show commentator. Comedy skits, you comment on badly movie reviews or simple commentary.

🌙You and Nagisa something reenact scenes from movies and TV shows.

🎬" Oi!!! Look at me when I'm talking to you *bad acting*" -Nagisa

🌙Nagisa cant get his lines right and he always laugh. That's what makes it charming.

🎬" Dont go...I..ummm... *laugh* I forgot (y/n) chan.. what's the line again?"-Nagisa.

🌙Sometimes there are cheesy skits you do together for fun.

🌙 there are some occasions were both of you and Nagisa forgot your lines and you both had to improv.

🎬" Noooooo... how.. could you betray me? Nagisa fell to his knees. "Well...you shouldn't have took my... taco.." trying your best to hold in your laughter. Nagisa confused at your choice of words. "Eh?..."-Nagisa

🌙He Loves being on Camara most of the time

You have a simple following 50k to 80k

Channel name: Tomatometer

Rei: 📘

🌙You're a History YouTuber. Educational videos, learning , science, and technology

🌙 You go over the latest new technology and you have sponsors that send you laptops and phones

🌙You have a mini segment were Rei goes over interesting fun science facts

📘"The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue"-Rei

📘" People who speak two languages may unconsciously shift their personalities when they switch from one language to another.

🌙 You and Rei do a myth busting, where you answer questions from viewers.

🌙There was even a time were you both performed a chemistry experiment that failed.

📘" *cough * see this is why its important to have safety precautions"-Rei

You have a simple following of 50k to 60k

Channel name: Learn Something Today

Rin: 🛠

🌙You're a DIY YouTuber, building and create easy life hacks

🌙You build random projects you find on Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest or viewers suggestion

🛠" (y/n)? That a cool sculpture"-Rin

🌙Rin is never in your videos. The only time he showed his face is when you both did a challenge together.

🛠" Woah!! This looks complicated. But nothing's too complicated for me. What do we need ,(y/n)?"-Rin

🌙Rin sometimes goes shopping with you to find your supplies.

🛠 "Huh?! This is a lot of wood (y/n), what are you making today?"-Rin

🛠" what type of wood you need?"-Rin

🌙You sometimes give away or sell your projects depending on the occasion.

🌙Rin helps with your projects on his day off, because he's curious how the project will turn out.

You have a simple following of 80k

Channel name: Fix it Make it

Souskue: 🥙

🌙You're a cooking Youtuber

🌙Sousuke something does voice overs talking about cooking traditional Japanese food and giving cooking tips.

🥙" Okonomiyaki is a simple pancake that is cook with cabbage."-Souskue

🌙People always send you emails asking to show your boyfriends face because they love his voice so much.

🥙" They really like me? I dont think my sounds like honey"-Souskue

🌙You sometimes do food challenge and completions with your friends and Souskue. (Souskue always win)

🌙You make a variety foods all over the world

🥙"Can you cook pork cutlets?"-Souskue

🌙The meals you and Souskue cook, you both give to homeless shelters and orphanages.

🌙Every special occasion you bake a themed caked.

🥙"Is that a shark?! How did you make this?!"-Sousuke

You have a simple following of 70k

Channel name: Cookie dough gummies

Momo: 🎮

🌙You're a Gaming YouTuber

🌙You play a wide variety of games like horror, dating Sims, action,Platformers, 3D, and many more

🌙Multiplayer with all your friends (Among us)

🌙Momo definitely loves playing adventures and scifi games with you

🌙Momo likes to bring Puyysuke with him to the gaming sessions.

🎮"Puyysuke is good luck!!"-Momo

🎮"Puyysuke is just as excited as I am with this game. "-Momo

🌙You and momo sometimes compete with each other in fighting and racing games.

🎮"Awwww no fair (y/n) that's cheating !!"-Momo

🎮" Ahhh how you keep winning"-Momo

You have a simple following of 60k

Channel name: Beetle juice

Seijour: 💪

🌙You're a health and fitness Youtuber

🌙Health and fitness tips from professionals and Seijour.

💪"Having a perfect form is the most important and effective way of succeeding"-Seijour

🌙Breaking down the human body to benefit different bodies types.

💪" This exercise plan I used on the samzuka swim team. I guaranteed you will bulk up👍"-Seijour

💪No pain no gain. Keep pushing YOUR ALMOST THERE!!! You can do it!!"-Seijour

🌙 You and Seijour do couples yoga on sundays.

💪"Dont worry (y/n) I got you. Just relax your muscles"-Seijour

You have a simple following 80k

Channel name: You're lifestyle

Kisumi: 💄

🌙You're a beauty YouTuber.

🌙Hes pretty much on your channel 24/7. Everyone loves the both of you.

🌙You do make up challenges, skin care tips, and themed make up looks.

💄"Niacinamide and hyaluronic acid are the best together on your skin"-Kisumi

🌙 You and kisumi have challenges where you do each other's makeup.

💄" Eh? I used the wrong color?! Haha sorry "-Kisumi

💄"I hope I'm not too rough with your face. Let me know."-Kisumi

🌙Kisumi did a voice over on one of your tutorials twice.

💄" Now shes applying blush on...oohhwow that's a cute shade on her..its really cute (y/n)"-Kisumi

💄" wow that makes (y/n) eyes pop!"-Kisumi

🌙Kisumi loves to do seasonal makeup tutorials with you.

🌙He even let you do some makeup on him.

💄" Woah I look like a kpop male idol! How did you did that??!"-Kisumi

You have a simple following of 90k

Channel name: Velvet lips

Asahi: 🔎

🌙You're a Horror theme YouTuber

🌙Discuss Mysteries and Paranormal activity all over the world, Unsolved crimes. Mysteries death and conspiracies theories

🔎"That's interesting.. has the crime been solved?"-Asahi.

🌙Asahi is not into the paranormal because he doesn't believe in it. However, because you like, he's curious about the stuff you talk about.

🔎"wow that monster is 8 foot tall!! And it was seen in Japan??!!"-Asahi

🔎" mmmhh.. that picture is kinda convincing"-Asahi

🌙There was a time where you, Asahi, Hiyori And kisumi went to explore an abandoned house on the countryside that is known for huntings

🔎"oh... (y/n) do you want me to hold your hand if your scared?"-Asahi

🔎"huh? That noise? It may have been a rat"-Asahi

You have a simple following of 70k

Channel name: Mystery XE

Ikuya:💻

🌙You're a Anmaition Youtuber, sometime you animate your story times and do little funny Anmaition, and music video Anmaition.

*The time I accidentally pranked my teacher story time*

*Middle school experience * story time

*Worst family vacation ever* story time

*Creey encounter at work ft Ikuya* story time

*How I met my boyfriend ft Ikuya* story time

🌙Ikuya something gives you ideas for a Anmaition.

💻"How about do a little mermaid Anmaition?"-Ikuya

💻"This is cute a Anmaition, you think you can teach me how to do it?-Ikuya

🌙 You created a Anmaition for Ikuyas birthday with one of his favorite songs.

💻" I love ever bit of this. You really know what I like"-Ikuya

You have a simple following 60k

Channel name: Ms.Honbuns

Natsuya: 🗺

🌙You're a travel YouTuber/Vlogger

🌙 natsuya is on your channel 24/7

🌙You and natsuya traveled to various locations while site seeing, eating food, meeting local people, learning the language, learning the history, and having fun.

🌙You do 360 VR videos of each country, or city you visit.

🌙Sometimes you both camp and go on hikes.

🗺" ah Its so calming out here in the wild"-Natsuya

🌙Natsuya has his own little segment were you taste different types of beers and wines all over the world

🗺".. woah (y/n) you have to try this. The favor is out of this wolrd!!"-Natsuya

🗺"Where do you want to go for the spring? I was thinking 🇬🇧The UK or 🇲🇽 Italy."-Natsuya

You have a simple following 90k to 1M

Channel name: Lake side view

Nao: 🍀

🌙You're a Garden YouTuber

🌙you give gardening tips

🌙on the weekends nao helps with your garden and maintaining it.

☘"Wow!! (Y/n) your vegetables looks great "-Nao

🌙You harvest and Nao cooks the Vegetables.

🍀"Wow the vegetables this harvest is delicious"-Nao

☘"Next harvest, can we plant watermelons?"-Nao

🌙Time lapse videos of Fruits and vegetables growing and decomposing.

You have a simple following of 50k

Channel name: Growful love

Hiyori: 🛍

🌙You're a Fashion YouTuber

🌙 Discuss the newest trends and unboxing new clothes, shoes and accessories .

🌙Haul videos with Hiyori (sometimes)

🛍" These sweater feels amazing"-Hiyori

🌙You and Hiyori sometimes try on matching clothes.

🛍" Wow! We're definitely a cute couple!-Hiyori

🛍"This is something I'll definitely wear every day "-Hiyori

🌙 Most of your clothes are your choice of style. And Hiyori's is more like dark academia.

🌙 Sewing clothes for you and Hiyori.

🛍"woah!! You made this for me?! Thank you so much"-Hiyori

🌙 And some occasions you guys will go thrift shopping.

You have a simple following of 60k

Channel name: Exclusive Z

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dailyrosemary · 4 years

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Walkaround Rosemary Convos

You can’t really find these conversations between Rose and Kanaya by using the search function, since they’re buried in the Meenah walkarounds. They’re the last canon, non-drunk, 1-on-1 conversations we get between the two, and also they’re fucking precious, so I thought I would put them here!

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ROSE: What happened!

KANAYA: What

ROSE: You’re not glowing anymore!

KANAYA: Oh Right

KANAYA: I Became So Absorbed In A Conversation With My Ancestor I Already Forgot She Taught Me How To

KANAYA: Switch Off

ROSE: Oh, so you did go talk to her?

KANAYA: Yes

ROSE: That’s great! How did it go?

KANAYA: Very Well

KANAYA: She Is Very Nice And As A Person Is As Impressive As I Was Imagining Her To Be

KANAYA: But Not Nearly As Intimidating Really

ROSE: I knew you wouldn’t regret it if you got up the nerve to talk to her.

ROSE: What did she say, besides a few vampire-to-vampire skin-dimming pointers?

KANAYA: Many Things

KANAYA: Primarily Encouraging Me To Pursue My Prior Obligation To My People

ROSE: Oh?

KANAYA: She Said She Used To Eschew Her Role Rather Vehemently

KANAYA: The Duties Of Our Caste Were Quite Limiting In Both Worlds It Seems

KANAYA: So She Renounced Them Completely And Wanted A Different Life

KANAYA: But She Also Said Something To The Effect That

KANAYA: She Found That It Wasnt Really Necessary To Reject That Role Completely

KANAYA: And The Same Is True For Me

KANAYA: As Long As I Know Within That I Am Free

KANAYA: And If My Decision Is To Embrace My Path Then It Can Be A Source Of Strength

ROSE: Then you want to try to restore your race again?

ROSE: I had begun to think you’d lost hope in that possibility.

KANAYA: Its True Theres No Orb Anymore

KANAYA: She Said It May Be Very Difficult

KANAYA: But Theres No Hope If I Dont Try

ROSE: That’s true.

KANAYA: I Dont Know How Im Going To Do It Yet

KANAYA: But Such Is The Nature Of Adventures

KANAYA: You Cant Be Scared Of Adventures

KANAYA: I Think Im Excited About It Now

ROSE: I can tell.

ROSE: We can work on it together when we arrive. Maybe the session we’re about to explore will offer some answers.

KANAYA: I Hope So

ROSE: Hey,

ROSE: You aren’t permanently de-glowed now, are you?

KANAYA: Oh No I Can Flip It Back On

KANAYA: See

KANAYA: Turns Out Its Just

KANAYA: A Silly Biological Parlor Trick

ROSE: Oh, good. You had me worried there for a moment.

KANAYA: Sorry

KANAYA: I Know How You Enjoy A Good Source Of Light

ROSE: Light is one of my favorite things.

ROSE: Please don’t take these as fighting words, but my aspect is simply the best there is.

—

ROSE: Not to harp on the issue, but,

ROSE: Now that you can switch on and off, so to speak, how often do you think you’ll resort to phosphorescence?

KANAYA: I Dont Know

KANAYA: What Do You Think

ROSE: Well, which state is more comfortable?

KANAYA: I Could Go Either Way

KANAYA: Ill Probably Switch On If Im Walking Through A Dark Corridor

KANAYA: Now That I Think About It

KANAYA: Its Been A Long Time Since I Could Even Be In The Dark

KANAYA: Maybe Ill Leave It Off For A While And Refamiliarize Myself With The Experience Of Nonillumination

ROSE: Makes sense.

ROSE: Was this a biological feature common to other trolls?

KANAYA: Um

ROSE: I’m sorry. I’m really pestering you about this, aren’t I?

ROSE: We’ve never talked about it. I guess I was trying to be polite, but I’ve been really curious about it.

KANAYA: No Thats Ok

KANAYA: Im Told Its A Trait Confined To Those Of My Caste

KANAYA: They Tended To Spend A Lot Of Time In The Brooding Caverns Where A Convenient Source Of Light Was Often Handy

KANAYA: That Part Of It Makes Sense To Me But I Have No Idea What The Evolutionary Purpose Was For The Sort Of Thirst Which Accompanies This Perk

KANAYA: Strikes Me As An Odd Liability But What Do I Know

ROSE: Maybe to frighten predators away from innocent grubs?

KANAYA: Maybe

KANAYA: Or Perhaps It Was A Measured Defect Imposed On Us

KANAYA: To Keep The Auxiliatrices On A Short Leash

ROSE: I’ll agree with that assessment, on the grounds that I’ve always been a sucker for a good conspiracy theory.

KANAYA: The Condition Was Often Glamorized In Certain Works Of Literature

KANAYA: But Theres Really Nothing That Great About It

KANAYA: Not Nearly As Useful As Other Abilities Like The Psychic Gifts Which Some Lowbloods Are Predisposed To

KANAYA: Though I Guess Its Pretty Useful If You Want To Keep The Plans You Made After Someone Punches A Hole Through Your Gut

ROSE: I can see how that could present a whole world of convenience.

ROSE: Speaking of plans, doing anything later?

KANAYA: Not Really

ROSE: I’m working on some stuff right now, but later, maybe once you’re finished escorting your guest around, would you like to do something?

KANAYA: Sure

KANAYA: Anything In Particular That You Have In Mind

ROSE: Not really. Just to hang out. If you’re up for it!

KANAYA: Yeah That Sounds Okay

MEENAH: (holy mackerel get a fuckin room)

#rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #rosemary #homestuck

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taezhu · 5 years

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mafia!mark

you're drinking coffee and working on an assignment for university when you first meet mark

You remember that so well because it was quite a meeting indeed

Or rather you didnt exactly meet him at all - his existence was kind of thrown in your face

you had taken out your earphones because you could hear some shouting and were a little confused

and you see one guy run past the window of the coffee shop and you think there must be some drama

but then another man runs past and then darts back into the coffee shop and looks around at everyone

and he meets your eyes and nods once, running over to you and taking the seat opposite to you

and you're dumbfounded because what is he doing?? Why is he sitting with you??

He pulls off his jumper, tossing it beside you, messes up his hair and removes his face mask

ooh hes kinda cute

what are you saying hes literally probably a criminal

he shuts your laptop and reaches for your hand and obviously you pull your hand away and he just looks at you with wide eyes

"please can you pretend to be my girlfriend for like 2 minutes, it's really important"

and you're apprehensive but he genuinely looks scared and you feel kinda bad for him

"Just so you know, holding my hand doesn't automatically make you my boyfriend"

he smiles uncomfortably and looks down to the table, attempting to be a boyfriend you assume

so you genuinely ask him a question about it

"I'm guessing you haven't had a girlfriend before then?"

he looks up to you and doesn't answer for a moment, then shakes his head

so you hum, pulling put your phone and showing him the first thing that comes up on Instagram

"who are you hiding from? someone tried to mug you?"

he shakes his head and tells you he can't answer that

"Can I at least know your know your name?"

and he tells you its mark, and you're a little confused because he doesn't look like mark

"I'm from Canada, visiting a friend out here"

and there wasnt much other conversation because mark got a call and dashed out of there without saying another word

but you don't forget mark, you remember him quite clearly and were kinda annoyed that he just dashed

Though it was pushed to the back of your mind with everything else going on

Until one day hes standing at your front door with flowers and you're apprehensive at first but he tells you sorry

"I shouldn't have just left without even saying bye, or thanking you or anything. It was a dick move"

or rather he told the others what he did and they told him to apologise to you, which he did

but you'll act like that's not the case for now

and mark kind of shoves the flowers in your hands and then goes to walk away but you stop him

"you're not even going to come in for tea?"

"I dont drink tea"

"Do you have any friends, mark? Be honest"

And mark tells you, after being basically forced to sit down in your front room, that yes he has some friends

Though he doesn't exactly explain them as friends and they seem more like work colleagues

Judging from how mark talks, they probably were friends

as it turns out mark is just awkward and when you offer him a beer you had in your fridge he takes it and hes fine after a little alcohol

he is literally a completely different person and starts to tell you about him

that he was born in Canada but came over here for work and that he works with his friends and that he does stuff with information

and he tells you about Jisung who he looks after and their friendship sounds cute enough

He stays till pretty late just talking with you and doing dumb stuff

It was kind of a date but part of you thinks that he is an oversharer too

and its pretty dark out so you say he can sleep on your couch and expect him to say no

But to your surprise mark just says okay and lays down and pulls a blanket over him straight away

and you're like… okay then goodnight

thinking things to be normal you wake up the next morning to someone banging on the door

and when you walk out mark is jumping around trying to pull his clothes on

he meets your eyes and is like "can you hide"

of course you kinda freak out but mark ushers you into the bathroom and pulls the door shut but doesn't close it

"If you hear me shout, go out the window and go to the white glass building on fifth, ask for Haechan"

and you nod because you're confused and expect to have to jump out of the window but no

mark opens your door and is greeted warmly by someone else and it seems to be friendly

You peek around the door and see him with two other guys and one of them catches your eyes

"omo mark, is this the girl you were talking about?"

Mark looks back to you with wide eyes like uhhhhh

"The hot girl? One you wanted to ask on a date?" the other one asks

oof mark wanted to murder jisung right there and then but he just stared wide eyes and tried to interupt but haechan cut him off

“Did we interrupt something? Are you guys in the middle of something?”

It must have been the blanket and you wearing shorts and a tank top that supposedly gave it away

And in the meanwhile you’re just standing watching the three of them with no idea what is going on

Until haechan walks forward to introduce yourself and suddenly you’re bffs with two of them and mark is standing awkwardly watching you all

So as it turns out, mark is just super awkward in general and doesnt ever have a clue on what to say to anyone

Bless him, he has barely any conversational skills yet he still somehow tries

Back to what actually happens

Mark is dragged away by haechan and jisung who introduce themselves, but he messages you later since he left his phone number to apologise again

And you tell him to stop apologising to you because he doesn’t need to so mark apologises again

yeah, thats something that happens a lot

You guys go on an official date, but not a date, a few days later

To the cinema actually to watch something, since you were both looking at watching it before hand and were talking about it

and it’s pretty cute, mark picks you up and you get there a bit early so when you’re waiting you can hear some old ladies saying that you were cute

mark’s cute cheek blush… unbeatable

everything is pretty normal so you’re hoping that maybe this one date, it will be the one where everything runs smooth

And it is for a bit

You’re almost 40 minutes into the movie and it’s not actually that good so you start thinking back to mark telling you to look for haechan if he screamed

You never actually brought that up to him again

But you did think that that was a bit weird

Especially since he seemed super creeped out and actually scared

somehow you’re coming up with the strangest of conspiracy theories and mark must have noticed because he turns to you and asks if you’re okay

then goes on to tell you that he thinks the movies is really boring and that he hasn’t been paying attention for a while now

It was a great opportunity for you to flirt a little, and you’re so close to telling him your other ideas but

As per usual, your plans are interrupted

This time by two guys who come into the cinema screen and mark notices and suddenly tells you to look forward and not react

The two guys come and sit a few rows behind you and you definitely can tell something is wrong

Five minutes pass and mark tells you to go bathroom on the other side of the cinema and wait until he texts you

And of course you do it and you wait in a stall with your feet pulled up because you’re genuinely scared

Ten minutes and no texts from mark

Another ten and you’re worried that something has happened to him

so though you know you shouldn’t you decide to leave and look for him

and you end up walking into the most silent of corridors, literally it is something from a horror film

having a little bit of sense you don’t go back to the screen and instead go to the front desk so you’re around a lot of people

your smart plan seems to work in your favour when you are met with a big group of people waiting for a screening of another film

you’re still waiting another fifteen minutes later so you decide to call mark but he declines your call and texts you to wait

that isn’t the best response you’ve ever gotten and you text him back that you’ll be in the coffee shop next door

But you’re never actually met by mark, and instead by this older guy who probably is like 7 or 8 years older than mark meets you

you’re not sure who he is but he sits down opposite you and hands you a card with the ‘KDY Finance’ on it and his number

there’s a lot of confusion again when the guy leaves you and there is still no sign of mark

there isn’t any sign of mark for the rest of that week actually

and the week after that, and after that too

mark is missing for about a month before you find the contact card for KDY finance and try calling the number

you assume the guy you met picks up when it is a deeper voice that answers, and he says that it is Doyoung speaking

so you just say it’s you, from the coffee shop

and he hums, telling you to come to his office in 40 minutes and to ask for him

needless to say you don’t fit in there because they’re all professionals and you’re wearing yesterdays clothes

but regardless, after a judgemental look from the receptionist you’re taken to his office and you see ‘doyoung’ again

as well as mark, who looks like he has the last of bruises and cuts over him

You’re really surprised to see him but apparently mark isn’t, he runs straight over to you and hugs you really tight

“I thought you were gonna call the next day, not wait like a month! I’ve been waiting this whole time for you to call!”

“Well why didn’t you call me, idiot!”

doyoung chips in that he wasn’t allowed to, and you realise that there is definitely more going on here

and mark will tell you, eventually

give it like two or three days maybe less because if you ask he will tell you straight away

and maybe he will confess a bit more to you too~

#mark reaction #Mark smut #mark scenarios #mark lee scenarios #mark lee smut #mark lee reaction #nct smut #nct drabbles #nct reaction #nct reactions #nct scenario #nct scenarios

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solarpunksoftie · 7 years

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Mark Isn’t Dead

(step-by-step spoilers ahead!)

Y’all. Y’all.

My bro and I, the theory sibs, had a 5 hour jam sesh and have been pouring over the last 3 chapters and have come to the conclusion that Markiplier isn’t dead. This is gonna be a really long post, but basically we got a plot, a scheme, and the staff and detective are in on it.

Ok, So I guess I’ll go as chronologically as I can with my evidence, but there may be some mobius double reach-arounds.

so going in TRUE chronological order. I’ll start with the security tapes. The eye is drawn so quickly to the Time Stamp because, obviously we’re looking for time, but watch:

on the footage that ACTUALLY MATTERS the TIME doesn’t mean anything at all. It’s the DATE that should matter. 3 days before the party and subsequent murder. Mark discusses the trustworthiness of the staff that will be at the party. Note he doesn’t bring up the groundskeeper at all, presumably because he shouldn’t be present.

WHY DOES MARK FALL FROM THE CEILING. GENUINE QUESTION. I DONT UNDERSTAND.

Anyway, from there, the lightning upon discovering the murder draws THREE people to the scene, specifically the three discussed in the scene from 3 days ago. They all react rather similarly. YOU are then immediately accused of murder. The only wild card in the room? trying to wrap things up quickly? Hm.

There’s then a lot of talk between the three of them, mostly confirming each others validity in their positions and agreeing. You’re made the partner, possibly to keep a better eye on you so you don’t wander off on your own.

Damien doesn’t discover the scene until after the crime scene has been established properly, and seems realistically distraught. He has the most genuine response in this situation imo. I’m convinced he’s at the very least not guilty.

From the time the crime scene is established onward, we don’t see the body again. It’s under a very bulky sheet. could be anything under there

This seems like such a lazy and obvious slip-up??? There is only one guest not present and that is the Colonel. Seems like he just needs an excuse to leave,,, after the detective disbands them. Why would he really need an excuse? Why would he lie so poorly? is it code?

Again, a genuine distraught friend. Not suspicious. A bean who needs a hug and a cry. I’ll stop talking about this genuine man. The only person actually acting like an old friend just died. Just know in my book he’s clean.

So now we get some repetition, to drive home an idea, only it seems to be completely disregarded. But its not. It’s deliberate as hell.

He leads us to the wine cellar. And he doesn’t just lead us there, he makes a show of it. He narrates the whole thing, talking about evil and seeming afraid of the cellar. Why? The chef is right next to us in the kitchen, just off screen.

He knows every inch of this house, the Colonel says you’ll find answers in the house, and you’re shown a room exactly once immediately after. He makes such a show of running down the stairs, wailing “If only he was still alive!!” loud enough for half the house to hear, probably.

He’s giving us hints, serious hints, but if the others find out he’s telling us he’ll be in deep shit, so he has to make a show of being emotional and opaque.

So we creep out of the basement, bump into the cook who says some vaguely incriminating stuff, probably to distract us from the house and get the focus back on the people. He shows us the security animatronic (theres no way you can convince me thats not what it is), likely expecting us only to look at last night and find nothing, not to flip back several days and find conspiring.

Now in the middle of all this I’m gonna jump to the first chronological Jim short, Suspect With a Shooty?!

On our timeline, this is the longest stretch of time we are away from the Detective while the body’s whereabouts are still presumed. As he leaves the living room onto the balcony, he keeps checking over his shoulder. Presumably to be sure he could be weird in peace. Jim babbles on as he has his private weird moment (which he is later loathe to discuss as to why he wasn’t watching the body and why I place this Jim first in the sequence). At the end of the video, something seems to alert the Detective that he may not be alone, and he runs off very specifically away from the eyeline of the area where you meet Damien. One can presume what alerted him was Damien exiting onto the balcony.

Next we take a wander outside and get some NPC conversation from Damien, leaving us on “We’ll talk later, I need to think.”

And then we see this:

Why hide behind a bush? Why sneak around away from Damien?

Why Colonel, what an advantageous spot. What a lovely overlook to spy on Damien and y/n’s conversation. What a good distance to talk to someone down on the porch below. Maybe warn him that company was arriving?

But Gene, you ask, i thought the conspiracy was between Mark, the detective, and his staff? Yes, reader I did, just bear with me a little longer. Or a lot. It’s gonna be a double reach-around, don’t worry.

Then as you know, we find the lack of body in the living room and the chapter ends.

So chapter two begins with just us and the Detective standing around the missing body. And then, in the same order as before, with just as much rehearsed regularity, the Butler and Chef enter. Once again, none of them act distrustful of eachother.

But then, right on our heels, the Colonel (its so hard not to call him wilford) pops up, with the same pacing and obfuscating energy as the other’s entrances. He says some mystifying things regarding re-murdering a decidedly mobile corpse before excusing himself to go zombie hunt.

The Butler points out the fact that the Colonel and Mark are the same age. So they do acknowledge that they look the same. The Detective follows the Colonel’s exit by blatantly saying he doesn’t trust him, or anyone for that matter. The Butler and Chef make some... odd reactions.

The Detective asks us to walk with him, presumably so he can give us some insights in confidence.

“Why Tonight”???????? That could be a writing slip-up, a mistake, but knowing what we know now about the events later that evening, I don’t think so. Sure I think the character made a fruedian slip, but I don’t think the writers did.

This whole monologue. Why give it to us? To tell us he can’t be trusted.

This one line alone tells us a few things. He’s lying to us to get us to stop asking questions. He doesn’t trust us. There is ONE (1) other person he doesn’t trust, who can be considered a wild card or meddlesome. Well, headcount, we have the Butler, the Chef, Damien, yourself, and the Colonel. So other than you, who has the Detective been avoiding? Damien. Hm.

So as you walk he continues to blow smoke up your ass until you get to Mark’s destroyed room.He leaves you to look for evidence when suddenly,

the Colonel pops up. My, my, how does he get around so quickly? Hm.

The Detective hands you over to his vaguely threatening conversation that runs and rambles and utterly distracts you from looking for anymore clues or finding any answers, always conveniently disappearing when Damien appears. Why is everyone avoiding Damien? Or is he trying to lead us into a private conversation with Damien? A conversation he knew would have to happen, since spying earlier revealed that Damien had more to say?

Eventually Damien pulls us away from the Colonel and finally has a very important conversation with us. One where he starts to hint at some suspicions of his own, regarding the Detective And The House.

Hiding in the house? Hm.

So we hear gunshots, run inside to see the altercation between the Detective and the Colonel, and in the frustration and heat of the moment we get this golden gem:

in my own home

In My Own Home

IN MY OWN HOME.

Mark IS the Colonel. At least sometimes. He made a plan with the Detective and his staff to fake his death. The Colonel never interacts with the dead body in any way, and once the sheet is down we can’t even visually verify there’s a body under it. He repeatedly tries to stop the investigation by shouting it down and defaming himself to dishearten us.

But how does he get around so fast? Well, what does every good Mansion have? Secret passages. Ways to pop up unexpected in your own home. He’s been in the house the whole time. In the walls, spying, corralling us and Damien for something. Maybe the Real Colonel is tied up in the basement somewhere. Who knows?

So we start off with the entrance of Selene. And the Colonel responds very uncharactaristically soft.

He sounds more like himself, like Mark, for a moment, in his surprise before composing himself and acting erratic again.

Selene starts dishing out exposition, the Jumanji line drops giving us a possible explanation to the space-time bending ways of the Colonel, the boys play with lightning.

Flash Forward to the Oracle sight sequence. Its prefaced with “Keep your enemies close.” A phrase we’ve heard a few times. I think the visions warn us of not only things to come, but of our ��enemies.” And who is featured in not one, not two, but Three of these visions as the point of interest?

THE COLONEL.

At this point we haven’t seen the Colonel in person since the round table scene, but one more interesting thing occurs between the plotting three. Once the groundskeeper is revealed the Detective loses all of his cool. Flashback to the first point, Mark and the Detective had a conversation about this days ago and Mark didn’t tell him about any groundskeeper. This is a wildcard who could ruin whatever they have planned. Then he and the Butler have a weird exchange specifically regarding the Colonel.

The way the Butler’s lines are delivered is everything here. “Well,,, he appeared Tired... and went back to his room.” Tyler gives a lean and a nod and everything short of a wink wink nudge nudge. They’re talking around something right in front of you. A way of telling each other “he’s doing what he should be, he’s safe and out of the way.” without giving away that something more covert is happening. I only caught it because I’ve watched this 12 times at minimum.

I dont know what they’re planning, maybe it was for Selene, maybe it was different and Selene has thrown a wrench into things, who knows. Maybe Damien is the true wildcard, knowing them all so well it threatens the plan and he must be avoided. But something Is Going Down And Mark Is ALIVE.

#who killed markiplier #who killed markiplier?#wkm #hkm #markiplier #long post #theory #analysis #spoilers

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dent-de-leon · 7 years

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ok but the really weird thing about keith’s dad is that he wanted his son to join the blade of marmora. usually in these kinds of stories the parents will try to cover up everything about their ties to top secret, dangerous rebellions but ...kogane literally just hands him the knife and insists he have it. tells him just enough for keith to become not even attached so much as dependent on it. He needs to know more about it, he has to.

and thats so strange to me that?? rather than trying to keep keith out of it he provides perhaps the most powerful motivator. i highly doubt the galra he was with didnt mention that this knife was tied to a secret society’s initiation--which could also very well kill you. so it seems strange that??? kogane would encourage keith to latch onto that?? why send him to the bom?

and what’s the deal with his desert shack conveniently located right next to the blue lion?

conspiracy theory about keith’s dad and his weird house under the cut

the only thing i can think of is that keith’s mom made it seem like earth could be invaded at any time. so if things ever went south, and something happened to them, their plan was always just to send keith to the resistance, and i guess just hope they wouldnt outright kill him.

now, keith seems surprised when his dad mentions mom gave him the knife. so maybe thats news. but we do know his dad had it, and that he passed it down to keith. so whatever he told him about it, it was enough to make sure his son would never abandon it. this just doesnt make sense unless youre trying to get keith into the bom.

another thing--we see keith and his dad in the old desert shack. and if they really did live there together, i think that adds a whole lot more to the whole “sensing this weird energy” thing. that is, keith’s been aware of it for years now. or at least, he knows there’s something strange with that house and with his parents and it’s why he finds himself continually drawn back there.

I mean, for one thing--what’s kogane first doing when keith gets there? he looks like he’s messing with the little knob on his tech there. maybe even, i dunno--listening for alien frequencies like pidge? caus in episode 1 the lights there are on too, so keith was working with it recently. like kogane is here, and hes clearly using the machine to check for something. personally, i always thought the shack was this abandoned garrison outpost, which would explain both its location and strange technology

weirder still, if you look to the right, the conspiracy theory board isn’t keith’s. its his dad’s. comparing this and episode 1 you can see keith has added onto it, but it wasnt something entirely his own. he was just finishing what kogane started. in short, he goes back to the shack because it already has all the clues and instruments he needs to start solving this weird mystery

but thats not a real memory! you might say. the house just looks that way caus thats where keith lives and its familiar! but if you compare the two, its slightly neater before. papers are spaced differently, the table and couch dont look as decrepit, the placement of things like the blanket and the boxes are also different:

also, the line about time passing implies theyve been here before. when keith first arrives, its to the sigh of relief that you’re home. because this was their home.

as for sending keith away, i think the threat of an earth invasion was probably more imminent than we realize. in fact, on a small scale, i think it already happened

time and again, keith’s dad tells him everything’s fine. not only that, he keeps the windows covered and blocked off. the way he’s talking down to his son--its ok, everything’s alright, just stay here and dont look outside--sounds a whole lot like an adult speaking to a little kid. because i think keith’s heard this all before. i think a galra ship did show up when he was younger, which would certainly be the prime location for a visit

seeing as, you know, its within reasonable distance of both the blue lion and galaxy garrison

also, his holo projection of the galra marching looks an awful lot like his nightmare. a recurring memory hes suppressed maybe?

But now, if keith lived there his whole life, then why didn’t he sense blue years ago?

well, maybe he did. but after his dad left (and i do think he left, not just died) im guessing keith was probably done with chasing after ghosts. he throws himself into the garrison--finds new purpose with piloting, with the military--with shiro. And maybe, for just a little while, he forgets about the knife. and it lies there in his drawer or on his desk, still bandaged up to the hilt and collecting dust.

Until he loses someone again. Until both shiro and his future at the garrison is gone, and he’s back to nothing, back to square one---so he goes back to the desert and tries to figure things out. And he still has his knife of course, just like his dad wanted. Strange though, that kogane would give him an invite to the bom if there was no deep space faring vessel on earth capable of making it to a base on the other side of the universe, and was also conveniently parked within walking distance of keith’s reach.

unless of course, kogane intended for him to take the blue lion.

one last thing. in keith’s projection, when the galra invade, we see red. but it’s not like she’s fighting back or charging in to pick up keith (well, in the real world she is). but no. here, she looks like she’s standing with the galra. interesting, considering that, out of all the lions, she was the one in galra custody for 10,000 years

#keith #voltron #keiths dad #red lion #meta #keith kogane #blue lion #blade of marmora

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internetdetectives · 4 years

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12/4/19 - Chat with TheLaw

TheLaw 4:45 PM: "I hear you guys are actually trying to figure things out. Sounds like a cool deal.”

Xenquility 4:45 PM: "How are we doing?”

ARGdov 4:45 PM: "unless we're heavily over analyzing this and the first four entities are literall just the giants”

TheLaw 4:45 PM: "I'm not sure. What are you guys doing?”

Xenquility 4:45 PM: "Uh”

ARGdov 4:45 PM: "but that would also raise questions”

Xenquility 4:45 PM: "Discussing what IIIII is”

ARGdov 4:45 PM: "well currently were speculating what they all are, not just what IIIII is”

Xenquility 4:46 PM: "We've deduced that IIIII (The fifth) is probably a Thing, not a person”

Xenquility 4:46 PM: "And that one of the things might be Tenebris?”

Xenquility 4:46 PM: "That one we're still unsure of”

ARGdov 4:46 PM: "It really feels like we dont have enough information”

TheLaw 4:46 PM: "Sounds like it may lead to some interesting things.”

ARGdov 4:46 PM: "I feel like Im bashing my head against a wall atm”

Xenquility 4:46 PM: "The theory being that sacredartifact, guidance, and a poem of serious reflection show Patrem and Tenebris making some sort of pact”

Wolfcat 4:47 PM: "nah”

Xenquility 4:47 PM: "Q: "“What do you mean, boredom and habits have forced your hand again?““

Xenquility 4:47 PM: "A: " I pull us to null but he works the forces that desire us to carry on. I will be free when this dies but it makes me work more and more. Im very tired, this body is a cage. When I finally stagnate he stabs me again and we must fight all over again. Over and over, forever."”

Xenquility 4:47 PM: "This implies one of the I's control forces, and with Patrem possessing Greth, the pact would explain Tenebris being the one to control forces”

Wolfcat 4:47 PM: "well, on the other hand”

Wolfcat 4:47 PM: "maybe”

ARGdov 4:50 PM: "I should probs keep reading, need to see if I can find anything”

TheLaw 4:52 PM: "It's hard to figure out where you guys are at. What do you all call your wiki? I'm sure the new kid could give it to me, but he's away.”

Xenquility 4:52 PM: "Will giving you the wiki result in a Bomb Plans 4.0”

TheLaw 4:53 PM: "I can't promise it wouldn't, though I'm no longer anywhere near being able to carry that out at the moment.”

ARGdov 4:53 PM: "hmm”

ARGdov 4:53 PM: "Im wary of that as a promise”

ARGdov 4:53 PM: "you guys cant share much information as iti s”

ARGdov 4:53 PM: "and you presumably know more than we do”

ARGdov 4:53 PM: "so wouldnt us giving you the wiki tell you what we dont know, which could potentially be an advantage for you”

ARGdov 4:53 PM: "@TheLaw any response?”

TheLaw 4:58 PM: "I'm sure the others know much more than you know. I know a lot less than they do, and therefore I feel I know a little less than you all as a whole.”

TheLaw 4:58 PM: "I'm more of a bullet. I get told to do something, and get pointed in a direction, and I carry out what is asked of me.”

TheLaw 4:58 PM: "I think that's the best way to explain my role in this to you lot.”

ARGdov 4:59 PM: "maybe so, but if someone in your little posee asked you for the wiki, you couldnt refuse right? thats not how you operate”

otherLiam 4:59 PM: "Who’s holding the gun?”

ARGdov 4:59 PM: "BUP probably”

TheLaw 4:59 PM: "Who do you think?”

Xenquility 4:59 PM: "To be fair, we hardly know anything about you. Unless we know something about you, why do you deserve to know about us?”

TheLaw 4:59 PM: "Be careful asking questions you know the answer to.”

otherLiam 5:00 PM: "Dude we don’t really know the answer to anything.”

ARGdov 5:00 PM: "ive found its when you start asking questions you dont have answers for is when the real trouble begins”

otherLiam 5:00 PM: "Our wiki would barely help you, it’s like 90% speculation and 10% shitposts.”

ARGdov 5:00 PM: "lol”

TheLaw 5:00 PM: "Maybe things have happened differently then.”

ARGdov 5:01 PM: "so basically, we may already have the answer we've been looking for, we just havent realized it. cool. ok.”

TheLaw 5:01 PM: "It's understandable if you don't want to share. I was asking out of a curiosity.”

ARGdov 5:01 PM: "actually, wait”

ARGdov 5:01 PM: "hang on a sec”

ARGdov 5:01 PM: "you know a lot less than they do, about whats going on, by your own admission”

ARGdov 5:01 PM: "doesnt that bother you?”

ARGdov 5:01 PM: "you're working for people, who are not sharing all the information”

ARGdov 5:01 PM: "your working with people, who are involved in a conspiracy involving cults, time travel, cyber ghosts, alternate dimensions, and the ocassional bout of supernatural magic”

ARGdov 5:01 PM: "and one of them has killed at least once and may again”

ARGdov 5:01 PM: "Im surprised”

TheLaw 5:02 PM: "It doesn't bother me.”

TheLaw 5:02 PM: "I'm the law. I'm not a lawmaker.”

ARGdov 5:03 PM: "right. I get that. still strange though.”

otherLiam 5:03 PM: "Well that’s a scary rationalization. Anyway, we’ve had like three seperate occasions recently where giving mysterious entities our info has been A Bad, so nothing personal but we gotta learn our lesson sometime.”

TheLaw 5:03 PM: "At one point I did know everything that there was to know.”

TheLaw 5:03 PM: "I'm happy knowing what I do now.”

Eevee Reborn 5:04 PM: "Ok, but the end of the timeline, the last update, better be a post by The Law.”

otherLiam 5:04 PM: "?”

Xenquility 5:04 PM: "lmao”

Eevee Reborn 5:04 PM: "Lol”

TheLaw 5:04 PM: "It would bring it full circle, huh?”

Xenquility 5:04 PM: "Ay, so that was you”

ARGdov 5:05 PM: "in a way”

ARGdov 5:05 PM: "and yeah- certainly a freaky rationalization imo”

ARGdov 5:05 PM: "can I aks another question then? this may make us change our mind”

ARGdov 5:05 PM: "@TheLaw who were you, before you became "the law"? where di dyou come from?”

ARGdov 5:05 PM: "do you remember anything from before?”

TheLaw 5:05 PM: "Sure.”

TheLaw 5:05 PM: "Though, not to do exactly what's expected, I need to go after this question. I was given a task and just happened to have some down time.”

TheLaw 5:05 PM: "I remember everything from before.”

TheLaw 5:05 PM: "My answer will be the same as before. Don't ask questions you already know the answer to.”

ARGdov 5:06 PM: "fine.”

ARGdov 5:06 PM: "ugh, you may have to leave”

ARGdov 5:06 PM: "but one last thing if you can”

ARGdov 5:06 PM: "WHO were you before?”

TheLaw 5:07 PM: "Yes?”

otherLiam 5:07 PM: "man we apparently have all the answers, but we don’t know we have them, so isn’t that the same as not having them at all?”

ARGdov 5:07 PM: "shhh let him answer my question”

ARGdov 5:07 PM: "(tho yeah I agree)”

TheLaw 5:08 PM: "I'm not sure what I should tell you and what I shouldn't. As it stands, you all haven't been open to share information with me.”

TheLaw 5:08 PM: "I wasn't aware that was the situation at first, so I'm going to refuse to answer unless given express permission.”

ARGdov 5:08 PM: "ok, next time we meet, maybe lets negotiate. assuming thats not something we have the answer to already, of course”

ARGdov 5:08 PM: "tell us what you want to know, one question”

ARGdov 5:08 PM: "and we'll consider answering it in exchange for an answer from you”

TheLaw 5:09 PM: "I have to carry out a task. I hope you guys remain lawful.”

TheLaw 5:09 PM: "Maybe talk to the new kid about this. He seems like he might have taken a liking to you lot.”

Xenquility 5:09 PM: "success”

ARGdov 5:10 PM: "alright.”

Xenquility 5:10 PM: "we have evaded bomb plans 4.0”

ARGdov 5:10 PM: "dont remember which of you is the new kid but ok”

Xenquility 5:10 PM: "(Prod)”

ARGdov 5:10 PM: "ah right”

TheLaw 5:10 PM: "Excuse me while I carry out my mission to bomb the next building.”

ARGdov 5:10 PM: "alright, good luck with that lol”

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