#that is not the onion

[foxghost]

context: A “baby frog-selling” craze swept China last year, gaining popularity among customers and online observers.

#china #...headlines #that is not the onion #the tumblr's click for frogs reminded me of this

[d6b-onion]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

#onion's ramblings #transgender #trans rights #groland

[dunmestuffy]

#onion #delicious in dungeon #izutsumi #dunmeshi #dunmestuffy #senshi dungeon meshi #dunmeshi fanart #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi comic #dungeonmeshi au

[nouverx]

You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin rosie #digital art #autodesk sketchbook #hazbin hotel fandom #this joke popped in my head while I was working today and I had to draw it out as soon as I got home #serving c*nt with onions and seasoning please #this is way too funny to me help

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

#knives out #glass onion #benoit blanc #knives out 3

[animentality]

#twitter #james bond #daniel craig #knives out #glass onion #benoit blanc

[thepromiscuousfinger]

#Little smile #Awwww #Sweet onion child

[marlowe-art]

I saw a meme about onions tonight and I was so captivated by the beauty of the humble red onion I knew I had to draw one immediately

#my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #digital painting #onion #food painting

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

#benoit blanc #glass onion #barbie #the barbie movie #ryan gosling #daniel craig

[ayeforscotland]

The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

#ayeforscotland #The Onion #anti jk Rowling

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

#avatar the last airbender #The Onion

[disableddyke]

onion not even doing satire at this point

#tweets #the onion #disabled #disability #ableism #medical negligence #oh this blew up #sure hope there aren’t any people being weird in my notes #5k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k

[fromjannah]

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + the onion headlines (2/?)

#across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderverse #miles morales #miguel o'hara #hobie brown #gwen stacy #peter b parker #pavitr prabhakar #jefferson davis #the spot #the onion #the onion headlines #memes #incorrect quotes #jannah speaks

[iimr3]

*hitting you with a stick* no benoit blanc movies should not interact. they should not lead up to something. you need to detox from the marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning. they should be completely independent movies (maybe w some cameos/little references for fun) and go on for as long as there are stories rian johnson wants to tell in this universe. i do not want an overarching plot i do not want a team up i dont want a benoit-focused prequel i want some good old fashioned episodic murder mysteries that have nothing to do with each other!!!!!!!!!!! also rian johnson has literally said he's not gonna do a prequel and he wants the movies to all stand on their own

addendum 1: by "marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning" i dont mean that those caused this over-serialization, but i think they are partially responsible for why audiences are expecting it. learn to engage w murder mysteries on the genre's own terms

addendum 2: idc what headcanons you have. i actively encourage you to write fanfic about marta and helen solving crime if you wanna. that is literally what fanfiction is for my guy! if you want to know how phillip and benoit met THAT IS WHY FANFIC EXISTS

#op #knives out #glass onion #benoit blanc #tbh yall need to watch murder she wrote or old sherlock adaptations and appreciate self contained mysteries #where u learn a little bit abt the detective thru the mystery but they arent the focus + there is no overarching plot #THAT IS WHY SHERLOCK IS FAMOUS!

[nicostiel]

#they're married okay

#knivesoutedit #glassonionedit #glass onion #knives out #glass onion: a knives out mystery #glass onion knives out #gay #lgbt #lgbtq #benoit blanc #daniel craig #hugh grant #movies #films #*myedits

[ayo-edebiri]

Glass Onion + Masks (insp)

#glass onion #byaurore #filmedit #filmgifs #tuserrobin #tuserrachel #tuserdee #userbru #userjasmine #userconstance #usersugar #usersavana #userallisyn #nessa007 #userbbelcher #daniel craig #tusertha #useradie #knives out #glass onion spoilers