#that beautiful beautiful stinky man

[spaciebabie]

sometimes when I have a moment ta think ta myself I step back and really reflect on how out of all the characters I've simped for, springtrap has been the longest lasting. and for what reason. why did my brain pick that guy. you know. the rotting corpse inside of a moldy bunny suit. that's the guy we wanna be insane over? okay.

#he also doesn't really follow the pattern of characters I've simped for b/c they were all rays of sunshine #and then there's this stinky man #that beautiful beautiful stinky man #see look my brain is doing it again #the fondness I feel for him is uncomparable ta the feelings I've felt for other characters #like it's not even close #spacie spoinks #I was crazy Abt rengoku once upon a time but that only lasted a couple months #like yeah springtrap is a combo of every character type/style/trope i like but he sucks balls #major balls dude #sighs. #I need him #i want to court him springtrap why aren't you reallllll #okay I'm going ta bed djdjdndndnndn #maybe I'll have another cute dream of him giving me a hug or something (unlikely) #would be nice tho

[blue-rose-soul]

This rambling post includes spoilers for episode 8 of Hazbin Hotel:

Okay okay okay, so, the thing about Alastor's fight with Adam is...

He was doomed to fail from the beginning.

It's been established that, much like sinners, angels can only be killed with angelic weaponry, but Alastor went into that fight with only his own powers. Was he that arrogant that somehow he'd be the singular demon in all of Hell - the Sins included - to be able to overcome this rule? I mean, Alastor is pretty arrogant, but it's not like he's stupid. The reason he decided to needle Lucifer by positioning himself as a father figure to Charlie (aside from the daddy issues I like to imagine he has) is because he knew from the very start he could never take Lucifer in a straight fight. It's not like he couldn't have used an angelic weapon; several of his shadow tentacles were throwing axes at the exorcist army before his shield broke.

Fuck, maybe he would have WON that fight if he had used an angelic weapon! Alastor put up a pretty good fight against Adam. He's obviously the more skilled fighter between the two, Adam just had overwhelming angelic power.

Alastor threw himself headfirst into a fight he had no hope of winning.

And he almost died.

#random thoughts #Hazbin Hotel #The Show Must Go On #Hazbin Hotel Episode 8 #Alastor #Adam (Hazbin Hotel) #Hazbin Hotel Spoilers #The Show Must Go On spoilers #Hazbin Hotel Episode 8 spoilers #okay it's been a few hours so I'm rambling now #I have this weakness where I tend to fixate on one character in every piece of media I engage with #and unfortunately for me this time it's the stinky deer man #not that I'm not having Thoughts (capitalized for respect) about a bunch of other stuff #Vaggie's fight with Lute? beautiful. visceral. deserves its own post #Angel dust holding Cherri after Pentious's sacrifice #Arackniss watching the news broadcast at the end

[guest-1-2-3]

so my thoughts on the finale have been too much excited nonsense but i just want to take the opportunity to say raine looks amazing

look at them. look how gorgeous they are

#the gender is just off the charts #congratulations raine whispers for giving me gender envy with every iteration of your character design #youngest raine whispers? yes #young adult raine dating eda? djdjsk amazing #raine during the majority of the show? beautiful #raine as a puppet looked good #raine possessed by belos looked good bc even when possessed by evil stinky goop man raine manages to look great #raine four years in the future? FHDBHDJEJWJWKSKZJ #gender envy through the ROOF #raine whispers #toh #watching and dreaming #toh watching and dreaming #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers #toh s3 spoilers #toh s3

[raiswanson]

another excerpt! (Song of Freedom)

"I'll post another snip tomorrow". And then I didn't lol. But I DID hit the 10k marker for the WIP! (not counting the...11k in notes. Look I've had a...week..... Oh my god this WIP is only a week old...) In celebration, have a more amusing excerpt this time! Dialogue my beloved.

Previous excerpt [here]! Next excerpt [here]!

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The smirk miraculously returned. “You will believe many things you never imagined if you are able to remain here long enough. And if anything is to be gained from this conversation, let it be the lesson to watch your tone among the sacred animals, as I seem to have never learned.”

This time I cocked my head. “Right...and what are the sacred animals?”

He looked startled by that. “The birds created in His image, of course. You met one upon your arrival. That ghastly beast with an attitude that bullied me into guiding you upstairs.”

A beat of confusion, then understanding. “Oh! You mean that beautiful—”

“Slander!” croaked a voice from above. The old man swore and spun around, and we both noticed a large raven perched above us beside a venting window. “Another week!”

“Oh, you bastardly little snitch,” the old man growled under his breath, wincing when the bird began to jump about, grating voice breaking into a strange, unearthly cackle.

“Two!” it cheered, then leapt from its perch, honking with apparent delight as it spiraled overhead against the high ceiling.

Suddenly I was relieved that I’d been polite to the golden bird.

“Is that...a common punishment?” I asked. “To be given a duty you dislike?”

The old man turned to me with a scowl. “What? Oh. I suppose it’s common enough. You’re just as likely to be fed to the little beasties for your crime, however, so I don’t advise testing your luck. He’s capricious, our Burning One.”

“Three!” the raven cried gleefully.

“There was nothing slanderous about that and you know it, bird!”

#writing #rai writes #The Burning One #Three Hill Bluff #Song of Freedom #ive been out of the game too long idk what cool tags are popping so fuck it we ball. follower exclusive posting up in here lol #local old man harassed by the entirety of the local bird population. heard on record threatening to cook them in stew. more at 11 #pilgrims: ''the home of a god must be so serene...so mystical...full of wonders and spiritual building...'' #the residents of the aerie: *call their god's vessels 'stinky bastards' and try to make them fall off their perches for laughs* #also note. auto correct really wanted me to make ''beasties'' into ''beauties'' and HA. OLD MAN WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD ABOUT THAT LOL

[woahjo]

I was just camping in the desert for four days man this next shower is going to feel so glorious

#I am not a big camper at ALL #(contamination OCD yall woo) #but my bff wanted to go on a camping trip with all her friends #so I flew out to go camping with her #and man… I’m dusty… dirty… stinky…. #I cannot wait to shower #it’s honestly been a real challenge to keep my cool what would try the compulsions #but the sun was beautiful and so was the desert #maybe I’ll post a few of the pictures we took bc they’re good #also it stormed TWICE while we were out there and one of them was a hailstorm #I was in my tent trying to wish myself home #and LET ME REPEAT!! I DO NOT CAMP!! I WAS ALREADY GRINNING AND BEARING IT!! #but it was actually fun and nice #and I loved all of her friends we all really got along

[n1cadd1ct3d]

Holy shit my wife is so hot

#He’s incredible #Hes an amazing man… He’s everything #I can’t put some things into words #I want him #I LOVE MY WIFE #He’s so beautiful and he smells so pretty and I’m just some stinky man who goes to work #I need to free roam him #How did I get so lucky #He’s so sexy and cute and everything he does is adorable #He’s perfect #death note fictive #matt fictive #mail jeevas fictive #fictive

[remma-demma]

Truly fucking insane to me how even some trans people have drunk the gender essentialist koolaid and think that trans men are like, inherently arms of the patriarchy and oppressors. Just like believing all cis men are each, individually responsible for patriarchy. Isn’t the point of feminism that the system and people’s unconscious upholding of the system are the thing to be criticizing?? Gender essentialism is still gender essentialism even if you do it to trans people.

I don’t know why people don’t understand that treating any group as a monolith whose experiences are all the same is like. Bad and harmful. Trans men are men but they are not cis men. Many of us have experienced girl / womanhood enforced on us by society and deeply understand the struggle. I don’t see why it’s harmful to acknowledge the fact that trans men experience misogyny!!!! Lots of trans men haven’t or won’t transition! I promise you even if we are men, see ourselves as men, the vast majority of society will not.

I really hate infighting and “calling out” whole sections of the community, and I guarantee I’m not talking about 90% of trans women who are normal but that other 10% act like trans men have betrayed women by “choosing to be men”. Isn’t that like, 1) literally gc / terf logic and 2) implying that trans people just up and choose their gender one day (not saying that some don’t but like. Being trans is a deeply personal thing that’s often not a choice.)

This is thinking that makes trans men guilty to be trans men. We’re used to hearing it from radfems but to hear it from people who are supposed to be our allies??? From people who we have something so deeply in common with? It fucking sucks!!!

#sorry I just saw three whole Twitter posts that literally were like ALL TRANS WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND AWESOME #and all trans men are stupid and stinky and bad #trans men continue to be punching bags every three months for some fucking reason #I’m not disagreeing that trans women are put under a lot more pressure societally and that fucking sucks #but literally whenever trans men speak up we ARE dismissed. #our struggles may not be the same but they still fucking exist #this is mostly a vent but feel free to (civilly and constructively) talk to me about where my blind spots might be #I’m taking American cultural anthropology and we just learned the word intersectionality and I don’t think people truly understand that #the intersection between “being men’ and “being raised as female’ is very real #I think what that male model said was stupid in terms of like #thinking that trans women are to blame for being so visible #but what he said about the general way people are raised in gendered ways is not bullshit. #culture affects us from literally all angles and it’s wild to think that a trans man could just flip a switch one day and forget #being constantly put down and told to be kind and put others feelings above your own and be scared of being assaulted and blah blah blah #being raised as a girl shit. unless you transitioned as a child and had super supportive parents that shit is REAL #my post #trans #jfc even if you were raised in the right gender medical misogyny affects us too! our bodies are policed just like women’s are #also lol I’m not saying I just learned the term or idea intersectionality it’s just interesting to learn about it academically

[mewtatedbunnies]

When Lae’Zel came onto my character but this wasn’t the campaign I planned to romance her in

#bunny bites #I’m so sorry my love 😭😭😭 #my beautiful treasure #alexandre is going for stinky rat man that doesn’t let him be nice to him

[koroart]

Babygirl ( WIP )

#my baby boy #my stinky man #my rotten soldier #my beautiful boy #my stinky king #my blorbo #:: my art #:: koko speaking! #wip #fe3h #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd

[poneglph]

finally watched baron omatsuri - i liked it a lot!

#like... is he stinky ? yes #but i do feel bad for him #man just clung to memories .... #ouch. #the art of the film was beautiful too

[haitanisbug]

here is stinky cawk shin

I LOVE LOVE LOVEEE THIS!!! I haven’t seen new shin fan art in aggessssssss. I haven’t been on Twitter much anymore so Najshaijwww this is beautiful!!!!

#how can such a beautiful man have such stinky cawk and balls 🤧 #tj.mail

[luckydxy]

Solaire is a speed runner.

#;;ooc #;;tbd #LET ME GET A SINGLE FUCKING HIT IN MAN !! C'MOOON !!!!! #IT'S NOT JOLLY COOPERATION IF YOU ZEUS EVERY SINGLE BOSS TO DEATH BEFORE I CAN GET IN THERE #MY BEAUTIFUL POWERFUL HIMBO !!!!!! YOUR POWER IS TOO GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i made ara in ds1 ......... i feel the need to make her in every single game now ....... also ds1 is my Beloved #so many husbands .... so little time ............ .... & stinky breath frampt cramping on firelink's vibes . no oNE LIKES YOU FRAMPT !!!!!

[zerothisnero]

Hahaha speaking of how I used to be in the warrior cats fandom I just remembered I had a Warrios Oc and I think if I remember her correctly she looked like this

Her name's Nichole and she's a kitty pet who also happens to be a show cat Also she's dating scourge (I know I know I was very original back in middle school 😔)

#Warrior cats #warrior cats oc #Am i most likely getting back into warrior cats? #yes...yes i am #Also just to point out Nichole has an eye deformity #also her being a show cat while dating scourge is so funny to me #They're old people in love to me :) #you just have a beautiful she cat and then....what ever the fuck you can classify scourge as #i personally classify him as a stinky old homeless man #Also she has a French accent #yea 💀 #nero's scribbles #nero blabbing