Jiraiya could never hold a child with such protective parental care
ID by @concernedbrownbread: Traditional drawing of Iruka carrying Naruto on his back. Naruto is around 7 years old his eyes are closed, resting his chin on Iruka's shoulder. Iruka is looking around through the corner of his eyes, vigilant and ready to defend Naruto from harassment. END ID
[ID: Trigun fanart of Vash and Wolfwood. Vash is floating in the air with his white wings out, reaching out to cup Wolfwood's cheeks and Wolfwood reaches back out to him. Both are smiling lovingly, and the background consists of pastel sunset clouds and fluttering feathers. End ID]
[ID: A screenshot from the video game Quiplash. The prompt reads: "Why so serious?" The first answer reads: "I won't beatbox I won't". The second answer, imitating beatboxing noises, reads: "Bmmm btkwkck bm bm hmnbh bckhck why so seriou". End ID]
[ID: A captioned Tiktok by @nextdreadpirate. A comment in the middle of the screen says, "Always tip the maid" as a skinny white man trots into the middle of the screen. He's wearing a frilly maid's dress and cap and holding a notebook and pen. The comment disappears as he says, "Hi! Welcome to the maid cafe where we're-" He turns to the right, does the nya hand gesture with each hand, then kicks up a heel, showing off a black pump. "-cuter than kittens!" He finishes, then drops the pose and turns back to face the camera, shuffling a bit closer and leaning in as he talks. "I'm the diversity hire, Bryson. Are you here for the gamer discount?"
A door opens in the background, and Bryson stands up and turns to the left, holding out a warning hand. "Okay, I can explain," he says to people offscreen, starting to laugh. Someone laughingly says, "Oh my god," and another person starts laughing as the video ends. End ID]