#thank you;;;;;;

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

HELLO RESIDENT LOVER OF ADEPTAL AND LIYUE LORE CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR THOUGHTS ON LANTERN RITE GUIZHONG AND MADAME PING BC OHHH BOY THEY REALLY WENT AND USED 知音 AND IM. IM. //muffled screaming//

you have no idea how shocked i was, you're gonna need a bit of context;

so, i've never really been a guizhong/zhongli believer. like i have absolutely nothing against the ship and i think it's very cute, but i personally never subscribed to the idea that that was what hoyoverse was going for. it just didn't seem... it seemed like wasted ship bait potential, if you were going to give THE zhongli a sweetheart and then just... have them be already dead lmao. esp since hoyo seems evasive of straight ships, which- i mean i'm not complaining. like not to make an obvious zhongchi statement but zhongchi seemed far more logical for ship bait than... what's the shipname for guizhong and zhongli........ zhongzhong??? anyway, them.

so in my mind i was always "well it can't be zhongli with guizhong, but surely it wouldn't be guizhong on her own, they're not that brave." i considered it being guizhong and cloud retainer, since moon carver and mountain shaper have something suspicious going on, and azhdaha is dead, and all other known adepti are also all dead or yakshas, so no.

so i figured, well if it's not zhongli, then the only other adeptus of their generation who seemed to follow guizhong's example and lived among the people (and understood humans!) was..... madame ping. who for all intents and purposes seemed to be quite close to zhongli as well, so it wasn't hard to imagine her having been close to guizhong, too. like, of all the adepti of their generation (so all adepti bar ganyu, xiao, and yanfei), madame ping and zhongli are the only ones living in the harbor, among the humans. they're the only ones living by guizhong's example. so if it isn't him, then it would be her.

so, for the LONGEST time, i had a vague crackship/jokeship in the back of my mind that was literally madame ping when she was/looked younger and guizhong. i am not kidding. you don't see it in cyanide narwhal because, as i said, it was an amusing crackship for myself only and cyanide narwhal is more focused on guizhong's friendships anyway, so it would've been weird to add this seemingly nonexistent crackship for no good reason other than having to pair guizhong up so she's not alone (which. ew. no)

so you can imagine my bewhilderment when cloud retainer, of all people, basically confirmed my crackship. and yes i do subscribe to that ship, like you said, it's far too suspicious not to be something. you don't just have a rival turned bestie who you compose for and then never play music again after they're gone because it's no longer the same. i'm a bit affronted at how unbelievably obvious they are, like holy fuck. truly the rivals to friends to lovers of MADAME PING being revealed this lantern rite was not on my bingo card.

(neither was guizhong being revealed at all, but oh well.)

so uh,

sorry for the long rant lmao but your ask kind of enabled my thoughts to pour out so here it is,,,,

#thank you;;;;;; #pardon any typos i didn't really proof-read this rant

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

#greek mythology #ares #athena #greek gods #dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise #on some level at least #man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11 #thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful #romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it #also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now #my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming #i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one #kochei doodles

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

#Crunchyroll #piracy #funimation #money hungry ass streaming service #rambling #I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god #I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭! #get back to pirating kings!!! #anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this #CR is definitely not worth paying for though #CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee #capitalism #the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway #it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything

[pedro-pascal]

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

#bill murray #zombieland: double tap #zombieland #zombieland 2 #filmedit #horroredit #zombieedit #classichorrorblog #cinematv #dailyflicks #junkfooddaily #horrorgifs #userqueen #usergiles #userlex #useranimusvox #nero-neptune #* #this is the funniest trivia i have ever read thank you reddit user tealitall

[orkazh-arts]

"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️‍🌈

My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨

#andre braugher #raymond holt #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #brooklyn 99 #captain holt #ray holt #thank you for such an iconic character

[creepymutelilbugger]

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

#196 #rule #shitpost #memes stolen from my discord #thank you Sir Bia 🇷🇸🫡 #de #muted

[striving-artist]

The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.

Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”

Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”

The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.

Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”

Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.

Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.

#my life #why yes #this is obvious in my writing #thank you for asking

[surkeart]

be free!!

#surkeart #my art #cringe culture is dead #keep doing what makes you happy no matter what others think #youre awesome #sonic #furby #long furby #furry #fursuit #brony #mlp #naruto #cosplay #gengar #people #trans #DO NOT REPOST thanks

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

#it is what it is #fuck it we ball #this too shall pass #thank you for coming to my ted talk

[power-chords]

#THANK you.

[qirongmycancelledwife]

god bless

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #farcille #thank you for the meal for i have been FED

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

chapter 50 chapter 50 time!!!! i see i am still being dealt emotional damage (in a good way? i think??). also. not to wish for ajax to have to see and deal with his dad again but that dude indeed needs at the Very least, a very big scare. as the least of all things he deserves (and i fully admit to having a biased view on that). if not the uhh *glances at list of more "acceptable actions" and doesn't find what i am looking for* more extreme kind of action, to not name names- :D .... suffice to say, i am really quite looking forward to the next chapter to see just how that goes down- though, specifically, i look forward to every new chapter, of course; it's just that some may contain, y'know, events or happenings that have been specifically waited for, perhaps moreso than for others

although. i realise im struggling to actually say as much as i normally would because i read it while i was still rather sleepy so i have a very foggy grasp on the details of what happened/what i would want to say. which means i must reread it. that is hardly a problem however

... since i am already here, i don't suppose that you might've received an @ in the past day or two? *chuckles nervously* if tumblr ate it i really won't know what to do, it feels like asking about it is a bit- idk, a bit too soon?? pushy? *shrugs helplessly and retreats to the void*

oh! no, no worries, it's not soon nor pushy; please for whoever @s me anywhere consider sending an ask, even if it's "hey i @'ed you!". i have a horrendous track record with keeping up with those, i don't know why;;;;;;;;; it's not like i get many of them! sigh

anyway,

thank you!! i'll go check that out immediately!

happy to know you liked the chapter <3

#thank you;;;;;;

[striders]

my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight

it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig

#thank you to courtney for the tiny pig’s service #i’ll put him back when i’m done

[ursulaklegay]

its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

#as a writer every time someone dms me saying thank you for what you do its like no THANK YOU for reading it and telling me #writing #art

[dameronalone]

oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it's individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????

#discord #I hate this #congratulations you played yourself #we're at the exact place we were before only worse #thanks. go fuck urself

[goldiipond]

if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app

#skye's ramblings #i thought you guys were exaggerating how ass-ugly the discord update is. why isn't this optional. what if we all died #big thanks to discord and tumblr for both making bad layout changes to their apps in the same week. i love complaining <3