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dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt · 6 years

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ;) jk ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

BITCH YOU JUST GAVE ME AN EXCUSE TO RANT ABOUT YOU AND THE REST OF MY LOVELIES

BUCKLE UP BUTTERCUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?

@hypsiacrobasiphobia - INSANELY TALENTED LOVELY KIND BEAUTIFUL BEAN WHO COULD PROBABLY PICK ME UP. DOES FANTASTIC WRITINGS AND ICON-ING AND IS GENERALLY AN AMAZING BADASS HUMAN. AND GUESS WHAT SHE’S CUTE AS WELL. MUCH WOW. PROBABLY THE ONLY PERSON I DON’T FEEL AWKWARD TALKING TO AND THAT’S A MASSIVE COMPLIMENT BC I HAVE A LOT OF SOCIAL ANXIETY. GO AND FOLLOW HER BLOGS, YOU’LL THANK ME LATER. ENDLESSLY PATIENT WITH MY DUMB ASS. AND MAKES FRODO MEMES WITH ME. SO.

@loveliesteverogers [formerly steverogershield] - RIDICULOUSLY KIND AND CUTE AND STRONG AND PATIENT BEAN. LIKE ACTUALLY ABSURDLY KIND AND CUTE AND STRONG AND PATIENT. DOES BEAUTIFUL WRITING THAT I’D FORGIVE YOU IF YOU THOUGHT A PUBLISHED AUTHOR WROTE IT. AMAZING AESTHETICS TOO??? ALSO MAKES ALARMINGLY LIFE-LIKE OCS THAT WILL MAKE YOU WANNA BEFRIEND THEM BUT THEN SERIOUSLY QUESTION YOUR OWN REALITY + MENTAL HEALTH. ALSO HER TASTE IS MUSIC IS A+. HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO PERFECT, YOU ASK??? IDK, FREN, SHE JUST IS. she also just recently got her blog unfairly terminated so gO AND FOLLOW HER, SHE DESERVES ALL THE FOLLOWERS!!

@myriadimagines - INCREDIBLY TALENTED AND TOUGH COOKIE. GOING THROUGH A MESS ATM BUT KEEPING IT UP AND BEING A FUCKIN INSPIRATION. SHE WRITES THINGS SO GOOD MY BRAIN MELTS. AND AGAIN MAKES AMAZING AESTHETICS??? A TOTAL BI ICON. HAS THE MOST AESTHETICALLY-PLEASING BLOG YOU’LL EVER HECKIN SEE. GREAT SENSE OF FASHION AND ALWAYS LOOKS CUTE??? SOMEHOW??? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS??? YOU KNOW THE DRILL BY NOW, GO AND FOLLOW HER AND TELL HER HOW GOOD SHE IS. also her OC Brett. just. Brett. i love Brett. Brett is the most iconic character ever. I would read All The Novels about Brett. Brett is my Hero.

@hufflepuff-jedi - OKAY I HAVE ONLY KINDA RECENTLY MET THIS COOKIE BUT I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW HECKIN AMAZING SHE HAS BEEN IN JUST THIS SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME?????? LIKE SHE’S GOIN FOR THE GOLD IN THE AMAZINGLY KIND COMPETITION OKAY. WE JUST KINDA SCREAM NICE THINGS AT EACH OTHER AND IT’S GREAT!! HER BLOG IS ALSO AWESOME!!!! HER OBSESSION WITH BATTLESTAR GALACTICA IS ADORABLE. FOLLOW. KAM.

@tiredngaybois - SOFTEST BOI. SWEETEST BOI. TALENTED ARTIST AND MUSICIAN. DIABOLICAL DM. VAMPIRE-FUCKING BARD. ABLE TO SOLVE A RUBIX CUBE FASTER THAN I CAN EAT JELLY BEANS. ALL THESE THINGS AND MORE. THE MOST SUPPORTIVE SWEET IRISH BEAN. I WANT TO HUG HIM AT ALL TIMES. HE’S HONESTLY SO NICE AND PURELY GOOD LIEK WTF DUDE CAN YOU STOP BEING A RAY OF SUNSHINE FOR 1 MINUTE OR WHAT. 11/10!!!!

@spaceprince-joshua - YOUR LOCAL INSANELY ATTRACTIVE CUTE WITCH BEAN. DOES SIMPLY INCREDIBLE ART AND HAS GREAT OCS AND HAS AN ENTIRE WORLD BUILT AROUND THEM AND IT’S SO FUCKIN FASCINATING TO HEAR ABOUT???? HIS ART STYLE IS SO SMOOTH I WOULD LICK IT. IDK HOW TO SPEAK IN ART TERMS BUT IT’S JUST SO GOSHDARN GOOD. THEY’RE SUPER LOVELY AND NICE AND GO FOLLOW THEM!!!

@imagines-for-the-unpopular - HELLO REKA IS AN AMAZING BEAN WITH THE PRETTIEST BLOG AND IS JUST SO KIND AND LOVELY AND HER WRITING IS AMAZING AND I WANT TO HUG HER FACE!!!!!!! 10/10 WOULD TRAVEL TO HUNGARY JUST TO VISIT HER!!!

@cherryskies13 - MARCO IS THE SWEETEST BEAN WHO TALKS ABOUT OWL CITY WITH ME AND HAS A LOVELY PALE BLOG AND IS JUST SO SUPPORTIVE AND SWEETER THAN SUGAR AND SOMETIMES IT’S HARD TALKING TO HIM BC I JUST WANNA REACH THROUGH THE SCREEN AND HUG HIM SO BADLY HE’S SO HECKIN ADORABLE.

@philthepegacorn - THE CUTEST BEAN. WE DON’T TALK MUCH BUT EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE HER POP UP IN MY NOTIFICATIONS IT MAKES MY DAY. HER BLOG IS GREAT AND SHE’S GENERALLY JUST WONDERFUL!!!!

Honestly there are so many people who make me smile like an idiot and who inspire me to keep making myself better and better and I can’t possibly name them all in one post: people who I only know through my notifs or mutuals I just don’t talk to much or people I idolize too much to try to reach out to bc they’re just So Awesome y’know. And of course the people listed above. Y’all make me feel good on the days when that should be impossible and you’re just... so important and precious and I want to thank you for being you. I love you all with every fibre of my being.

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?

D O G S

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gaypoplove · 6 years

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S.Coups

After telling Seungcheol about how you identified, you were a nervous mess. Seeing this he would sit you down and look into your eyes, smiling.

“Why are you nervous? You are still my s/o. Nothing has changed just because you identify this way.”

He would hug you to his chest and hold you there until you pulled him away from you.

(You are Jihoon.)

Jeonghan

Since people always questioned his gender, he knew a little bit about nb in the first place. However, he would always ask you if he messed something up and defend you if anyone dared to make a comment about it. If anyone as much as looked at you Bitch Mode would be activated.

“You’re still mine, so don’t worry okay?“

Joshua

Being the gentleman he is, he would comfort you and reassure you through your explanation.

“That was hard on you. Do you want to get some ice cream?“

He would reassure you everytime you had doubts about yourself and be by your side through it all.

Jun

Jun would show his support in small ways. Casually dropping your correct pronoun in conversations and glaring at anyone who even dared to call you a girl. He would be small in his actions but that doesn't mean he doesn’t support you any less and would let you know that.

“How are you feeling today? Is the dysphoria bad again?“

Hoshi

He would immediately hug you once you told him and a big smile would be on his face. He would always comfort you and make you laugh whenever you were feeling down. All the while a smile of adoration resting on his face and an arm around your shoulder.

“Thank you for trusting me, babe. I will try my best to call you the right name.“

Wonwoo

He would immediately want to know everything about it. He would ask you for information and books he could read to help you. He wouldn’t be as upfront as DK or Mingyu with his care but he would do it silently in the back. Supporting you along the way.

“Is this book good, babe? What do you think about this information.“

Woozi

He wouldn’t really give a reaction. After you told him he kind of just went back to his music and right when anxiety would creep in and make you doubt, he would turn to you and ask,

“Want to get food, babe? Also, what are your pronouns?”

After you told him, one of his famous big smiles would cross his face. He would ask you a bunch of questions and work really hard to get your pronouns correct. It even seemed at times he was more excited about you being nb than you were. It was more endearing than anything.

“I’m so proud of you. Thank you for telling me and I will do my best!“

Mingyu

He would be confused but hold onto your hand anyways, knowing that what you were saying was hard for you to articulate. After you were done explaining he would sit you down in his lap and have you explain everything in more detail so he could understand completely. In the end, he would just hold you and smile.

“Thank you for trusting me. You still have my heart, you know that right?“

The8

The minute you told him he would be totally understanding. He would try his best to make you feel comfortable in any way he knew how.

“Do you want to go shopping for some gender neutral clothes?“

Even though he was normally shy, he wouldn’t be shy about supporting you in every way he knew how.

Seungkwan

Once he noticed the atmosphere change around you, he would turn serious and ask you whats wrong. When you told him, he would tear up and hug you close to him.

“Did you think I would not accept you?”

He would try his best to make you never feel nervous around him ever again and would be sad if you ever did.

Vernon

He would be nod and wait till you were done talking to ask his questions. He would be really sweet and caring but the minute you got home he would send you a meme he found on Twitter about nb. You would have to correct him a few times but he would try his hardest to remember the correct pronouns and how to act.

“You know I love you no matter what right? Let’s go cheer you up now.“

Dino

“Chan, I’m non-binary.”

A small smile would cross over his face and without words he would take your hand in his.

“Can you tell me more about it?“

He would always be by your side and be a supporting hand whenever you most needed it. He was someone you could lean on whenever things got hard and would make you smile.

@godly-taekwoon <3

(Sorry if it’s bad this is my first one. But thanks for the request. Please send more in!)

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seventeen-teen-teen-trash · 6 years

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BLESS JOSHUA HONG AND HIS NOT SO FUCKBOY BUT SUPER BRO ATTITUDE AND IDK I HAVE A FEELING THAT THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL BC CINNAMON WILL SEE CHAEYEON THERE AND EWWWW BUT BLESS JOSHUA HONG

lmao is joshua hong really a fuckboy tho

Anonymous said:Wow wow Chaeyeon the snake filling Hanson’s head with lies. She is officially blocked and cancelled 🙅‍♀️😤

trueeeee

Anonymous said:I REALLY HATE THAT HOCKEY GIRL !!! SHE IS MAKING HANSOL LOOK STUPID (in my view)!!!

right!! he’s already clueless about girls no need to make it worse

@lilili-yabbaets said:I NEED A MEME DEALER. I NEED VERNON HANSOL CHWE TO BE MY MEME DEALER

i wonder what memes he actually has saved on his phone like i really need to know

Anonymous said:This... bitch.... I tried to like her, I really did... but now I want cinnamon to punch he in the face... with a plane... yeah

Cinnamon just needs to hulk smash tbh

Anonymous said:IF FUCKING CHAEBITCH FUCKS UP THEIR MEETING I WILL SLICE HER FACE LIKE DAEHOO DID TO VERNON

lmaooo damn tho

@caj1598 said:Hansol: Yeah you’re right I should trust you Me, ready to jump through the screen: NOOO BBY DONT DO IT!!😭😭😭 Also me: OUR LORD AND SAVIOR FBOI SHUA?!?!😱😫🙌💕🤭

me tho while writing it

@thisisgospelofthehorizon said:I am all about Joshua secretly being a sweety WHATTAP GET THAT DUALITY MA BOI 👏🌹💋✌(i have zero shame😂)

oml lol

@pinksugamonster said:FUCKBOOII JOOOOOOSSSHHHHUUUAAA made an appearance 🙌🏼😏

he’s gonna be a big help just saying

Anonymous said:Over 13 parts 👀👀👀 im liking this storyyyyyy 💕💕💕

i’m glad bby

Anonymous said:yaaassss cinnabun go get your mans 😭😭😭 i didn't think i'd appreciate mr fuckboy josh in this au, but he's very quickly redeeming himself. great update babs! ~ highkey fangirl

thank you so much bby it really means a lot

Anonymous said:Chae boutta catch these hands Ruining a cute thing going on 😡😤😤😤😤😤

hansol & cinnamon? cute. hansol & chaeyeon? a piece of shit

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indiegem · 7 years

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A GUIDE: SEVENTEEN/CARAT INSIDE JOKES AND MEMES

helloww~

whether you are a new or old carat, i welcome you to this post! it’s essentially every fandom inside joke/meme that i could think of and boy are there A LOT. For every joke there is an explanation and then some links(: I know this is not all of them, so please reblog with the ones i’m forgetting and let me know if any of the links do no work. I hope you have a fun time reading through this and as always, please love and support our boys!! ^.^

slip into the diamond life

A phrase used to indicate joining the fandom. seventeen released a song before they debuted called “shining diamond” in which “slip into the diamond life” is a recurring lyric. The fandom name is carats. Therefore, becoming a carat means slipping into the diamond life.

This birthed a spur of many many “slip into the diamond life” related memes.

hoshi’s many nicknames

(his real name is kwon soonyoung btw)

1.) “naega hosh”: Alright i’m p sure this one started way back when he was a trainee but it’s been his sort of “catch phrase” if you will. it means “i am hosh(i)” and you can watch a 10 minute compilation of him saying it (here). he has a hand motion to go with it and legit even put it in a song (jam jam) because he’s extra. 2.) “10:10″: soonyoung has branded himself 10:10 because the ends of his eyes are slanted upwards. If his face is a clock and the ends of his eyes are the hands, it looks like they are pointing to the time 10:10. (he even has a cute lil hand motion). he often shouts “what time is it now” at an audience and is a salty lil bitch when no one answers 10:10 or “ten hour ten minute” (watch here and here). also, here is soonyoung doing both the naega hosh and 10:10 hand motions. 3.) “kwon fire”: during seventeen’s reality show on one fine day (the first time), soonyoung came across his undiscovered talent for starting/keeping up fires. (watch here). he and the boys referred to him as kwon fire. 4.) “kwon spoiler”: excited lil bb sometimes has trouble keeping his mouth shut, that’s really all there is to this one. 5.) “kwon hamster/hamster hosh”: he looks like a hamster okay, even seventeen acknowledge this. look at his lil squishy cheeks omg i love him. 6.) BONUS: “my name is soonyoung, call me soon”. yes, these words came from his own lips in this 130709 broadcast

are you kimbap kidding ??

soonyoung and seungkwan used to have a broadcast show called “andromeda”. one time, junhui and joshua were guests in a game and competition to make kimbap, and apparently joshua done hecKED UP. (watch here).

seventeen’s “friend” john

this comes from an andromeda episode where seungkwan accidentally swore (the word sounds similar to “john”), and they all tried to play it off smoothly like the idiots they are. (watch here).

EGGU TART

When seventeen were in hong kong for mama, they got really hyped about eating egg tarts and mentioned it a few hundred times on their broadcast XD (watch here)

jihoon’s guitar rage

so one time when the boys were trainees, jihoon (woozi) chased mingyu with a guitar as a weapon. It became a thing. (see here and here)

yes of the yes

i really don’t know. it just became a thing. (watch here). seungkwan, dokyeom, and hoshi are known as the sunshine line, the gag trio, the mood makers, whatever you want to call it. they have branded themselves “booseoksoon”, a term derived from their real names; boo seungkwan, lee seokmin, and kwon soonyoung.

jun vs. logo

basically, whatever logo is overlayed on the video is always covering jun’s face and he k n o w s. (see here, here, and here).

YOOOO LADIESSS

on an episode of 17tv (when they were trainees), seungkwan tried to wake jihoon (woozi) up by playing the song “queen” by son dam bi (watch here). since then, they have reenacted it LOL (watch here).

mal (horse) dance

in korean, mal (말) means horse. dokyeom started a campaign where seventeen does a horse pose whenever “mal” is in lyrics. (watch here and here).

vernon bubble

vernon impersonating a bubble. it’s cute cause he gets shy shy shy about it. (see here and here).

michael chanson

dino’s real name is chan, and he worships michael jackson (examples here). since chan is a dancer, this is mainly regards to dancing and performing. there’s so many videos of him dancing michael jackson style, and one of his hobbies is dancing specifically girl group dances michael jackson style haha!

pin dropping joshua

basically, he pin drops all the time and seventeen are 100000% hype for it. (see here and here). fun fact: one time jeonghan tried it and failed.

jeonghan’s list of claims

just see here, here. here, and here.

pretty u first win

several members cried when seventeen got their first win, and understandably so. the feeling of your hard work being acknowledged in such a way is incredible, but i can only imagine how it must feel given that seventeen are so self producing. anyways, the members who cried the most are woozi (bb who wrote/composed the song), hoshi (bb who choreographed the performance), and seungkwan (bb who is soft okay). (watch here). now the reason why this is so great: every year, seventeen reenact the crying and it’s hilarious. (example here). fun fact: someone once gave hoshi a crying hoshi doll (x).

clumsy mingyu

he might be a tall mess, but at least he’s a cute tall mess.

*drops things, bumps into things, forgets luggage passcode, sets off trap in boom boom video (is that a coincidence i think not)*

theres honestly so many instances where this poor baby is clumsy, here are some examples: a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h

boo seungkwan’s many nicknames

1.) “best quality boo”: just watch this video and know that seungkwan is the best quality. 2.) “boonon”: whenever seventeen does part switches, seungkwan and vernon always switch parts. the thing is, seungkwan is actually pretty good at rapping so now we are just waiting for boonon to make his debut. (watch a compilation here). 3.) “diva boo/booyonce”: he’s a sassy savage lil drama queen but in the best way okay hear me out. also one time he uttered the words “beyonce sunbaenim”. there’s way too many examples of diva boo, but see examples here and here. 4.) “boo from jeju”: seungkwan is from jeju-do island and mentions it whenever the opportunity strikes okay the hometown pride is REAL. (see examples here and here and there are so many more). one time he brought tangerines to give to fans and it was so cute, he became sad when he ran out. ALSO seventeen had a mini reality show type thing in jeju where seungkwan was their guide. (watch that here). 5.) “mc boo”: he’s just a variety king and great mc. that’s all there is to this one.

drink water not alcohol / you need jisoos

i’m not 100% sure this is the actual origin of the meme, but one time during trainee period some of the members were doing a vocal practice for pitbull’s “give me everything tonight”. samuel (a previous member) sung the line “i might drink a lil more than i should tonight” and at the time he was like 10 years old or something, so joshua awkwardly but cutely just went “drink water!....not alcohol!...” (watch here). conveniently, joshua’s korean name is jisoo, so “jisoos” (as in Jesus) became a thing. the meme only got better when joshua literally dressed up as a pastor one halloween (see here).

memesol

vernon’s korean name is hansol, and his entire existence is a meme. it started off with his *embarrassing* videos from when he was a child and there are many. the most famous reference is probably “kidney function is not a right, it’s a privilege” (see here). other than that, he just has priceless reactions to everything and basically all of his english lyrics in his raps have been made into memes.

thughao

the8′s real name is minghao and judging by his voice, face, and mannerisms you might think he is a cute lil button however you are w r o n g. there is a side to him we refer to as “thughao” because he can be savage AF (watch some compilations here and here). there was one particular famous instance (watch here) that even made a meme appearance at ISAC (see here) honestly i’m still laughing i love him so much. you may think this is just a reference to all the ways in which minghao has displayed savageness, but no, he was an actual child thug (see photos here). he was the leader of a swag bboy group (see his skillz here and in many current videos) also he is great at martial arts (watch this).

germgyu

mingyu has a sneezing problem. and a germ problem. just look at examples here, here, and here.

and there you have it! i hope everyone reading this has a smile right now because of seventeen! if you are new to the fandom, i hope you feel more at home and love the boys even more.

like i said, i know there’s things i’m forgetting so please reblog this with any other fandom jokes/memes you can think of!

thank youu!!!!!

-mickie ^.^

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