#thank u sooooo much again

[nanobyting]

" i want you to destroy me so i feel better. "

this wonderful commission was done by @diientedegato 🥺🫶

#russell adler #bell #adlerbell #art #thank u sooooo much again #cannot get over bell's mona-lisa like smile #and just everything about this WAAAAA the rending the touch the raw emotions

[spacenintendogs]

went through the entire tag for your dragons off the coast au and !!! oh the sillies!! you get them soo much also don't @ me but your snotlout is kind pretty though,,, scrungly cringefail loserman prettyboy im Enamored with him

all he knows is you called him a prettyboy

#thank u <3<3<3<3 this means a lot!! #i love hearing that ppl scroll through the entire tag it means sooooo much 2 me #and those are the exact vibes i'm going for with snotlout thank u so much #he's Gross but also like. Hot in a Terrible Loser Way #dragons off the coast au #httyd modern au #httyd #🌹 art #httyd fanart #snotlout jorgenson #anon ask #rose answers #aaahhh thank u again!! #have loser prettyboy snotlout as a treat

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

what kind of cratures do you think the trigun gang would be?

CREATURES IN GENERAL OR SEA CREATURES. BECAUSE MY FRIEND MONTY N I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT TRIGUN FURSONAS THE OTHER DAY. but i am the sea creature guy at heart so im gonns give u those i hope that is ok 😌 there are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

Vash: he is... so very shark coded to me. everyone looks at him and sees a dangerous killing machine. frequently covered in scars. do u see the connection here. he is specifically a thresher shark to me because of the whole sharpshooter thing and also the sad sad puppydog eyes 💙

Wolfwood: i am torn between two different types of eels for him. giant morays are more aesthetically pleasing but personally i have to go with a wolf eel both for the name and because ive worked with these guys before and theyre sooooo cool so im biased

Meryl: not technically a sea creature because she is just so bird coded to me. White-Tailed Tropicbird

Milly: is it cheating to have two cephalopods on this list. because i think i really want to say giant pacific octopus for milly. either that or a whale shark 💙 yes those are two completely different animals no i will not be taking criticism at this time

bonus Knives because i love him and i feel the most strongly about this one:

BOBTAIL SQUID.

... and also a bristle worm . for what i hope are obvious reasons

#NORMALLY THOUGH meryl is an egyptian plover #shes sooooo so very much an egyptian plover. hold on i made a post about that the other day ill reblog it again for u :] hehe #i worked at an aquarium last year and every time we would pull a bristleworm out of one of our tanks id be like ohhh my god its knives..... #i love every opportunity to push my sea creature knives agenda. hes so sea creature to me. hes so marine biologist to me. #OH MY GOD ALSO LIVIO. LIVIO IS A GOLIATH GROUPER TO ME . <3 #side note also . have you ever seen that picture of a hermit crab using a human skull as a shell #(<< the image is fake its photoshopped BUT) #thats legato. to me. except with a blueleg hermit crab. he is a blue leg hermit crab with a human skull for a shell #which is bullshit because i dont think legato deserves something that cool but alas it is unfortunately perfect for him #(<< this is /j i think legato is a cool and interesting character #i just think he has a punchable face and like 2 pretend i hate his guts cause its funny) #HI !!!! THANK U FOR GIVI G ME AN EXCUSE TO TALK ABT SEA CREATURES ILY <3333 #asks #madnessmadness #sorry if u meant like... actual land creatures. unfortunately i am the fish guy forever <3 #YES I REALIZE VASH AND KNIVES ARE TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT CREATURES AND THAT MAKES NO SENSE BC THEYRE TWINS #BUT LIKE. I FEEL SO STRONGLY ABOUT BOTH OF THOSE THINGS #i could be persuaded to make knives a shark if needed bc there are so many cool shark species i could assign to him #but like. hes just soooo bobtail squid coded to me ive been saying that since i first saw his fuckin. snuggie in tristamp

[chronicpaingirlie]

Would you ever consider opening a ko-fi or linking p.aypa.l so ppl can compensate you for your work?? Your disability posts really resonate with me and i'd love to help support you if i can!! Feel free to delete/ignore if this is weird ok bye

aaaa this is so unexpectedly kind and thoughtful thank u so much 🥹💓 made a kofi if you have the means + want to !!

#thank u sooooo much again. as an unemployed person any amount helps sooooo much genuinely😭🥹 #asks

[autoneurotic]

called out at work as an astarion girlie

#how did he know. he just guessed. #i’m nothing if not painfully obvious i guess #it’s just like. he’s just like me for real #covering your trauma w flirtatious flippancy is sooooo. me #just assuming you get through life by grinning and bearing it ! when you could be happy instead ! #‘the worst thing isn’t that he (cazador) did it it’s that he did it to ME’ #AAHHHHH ASTARION I LOVE YOU #the few times he’s mentions his past and seducing ppl for cazador makes me insane #like he sounds so pained the whole time but tries so hard to play it off #like well it was over quick enough anyway ! #and then u find that blood lady in moonrise who wants him to bite her #and if you say fuck off dude he’s his own Man #ar camp later he’s like. almost surprised that you said that!! and was even like talking you and him into it after the fact #like it would have been worth what she was offering whats one more time ha ha 🥲 #OR (im sorry i can’t stop) when you find the drow twins and they’re like we could all fuck ? #he says oooo my love im not sure im ready for that again. #and he sounds NERVOUS. and APOLOGETIC. like IM going to be upset?! #and you can say that pretty much and he’s like i hate it when you’re nice ew……..thank you <3 #MY POOR BOY. my GOD. ohhhhh. #i gotta go lie down i thought about astarion too hard it gave me brain damage

[rpfisfine]

haii partner<3 i'll recommend no tan distintos and heroína, both by sumo. i'd recommend anything from them really they were soooo good ok enjoy<3

HAIIIIIIIIIII HAIIII FEN HAIIIII omg argentinian songs alert lets go!!!!

no tan distintos:

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

omg what a song!!!!! honestly obsessed w the groovy reggae type rhythm and the saxophone (rly hope its saxophone) part toward the end omg!!! also the album cover is sooooooo fun......a band named sumo and a sumo fighter........really makes sense when you put those two things together......thats EXACTLY what youre supposed to do....wish am would follow in their footsteps

heroína:

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

OKAAAAAYYYY this one is also very nice i love the lyrics and the brief part in spanish is so beautiful omg its so fascinating how the singer's voice changes depending on what language he's singing in but im gonna be honest i wish the song only sounded like the spanish part.....im so sorry.......but its ok we've got the saxophone throughout the whole song and toward the end too...... i love my this!!!!

#THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!!!! MWAHMWAH #listened to these a bunch of times to rly get a feel for them bc i was like u are NOT gonna put songs that FEN sent to you #under 'kinda catchy' you're just not u loser disgrace what are you thinking theyre sooooooomuch more i know they are #asks #what a cool band im def gonna check out more from them when im looking for recs again!!! #also omg i just read the spotify description for them the singer's fate is so tragic what the hell........thats so sad...

[sodrippy]

all my bereals are so boring but i truly LOVE going back every so often and scrolling through them all bc i started during thee highest point in my life re stable happiness and its so nice to see snapshots of that esp since i have such a bad memory/emotional impermanence its like hey heres a photo of some unremarkable day you had lunch at work, and it fills me with warmth

#huge shoutout to rory for being like hey you guys should get this app kissing u so much forever #also literally sooooo grateful i had it during my holiday like ok immortalized thank u #its just really nice to see it and feel that again even though i do often get really sad thinking abt my last few months in sydney #bc it was such a good time in my life bdcjksck #+ ofc i adore having a little peek into my friends days its so sweet and fun like yes we are all hanging out on the couch together yay

[froqgy]

105%ing hk didnt rly feel like i was which was cool

#like near the end i went to get every grub and then complete journal entries which was the most #like. the latter was the modt checklist thing i did #but i didnt have that much left from careful exploring and also really huge part was #having a tour guide LOL (thanks roger again). i think playing hk knowing nothing has its merits #and likr u can explore on your own but some stuff is a little too painful and ir obscure to #figure on ur own without help so i much preferred that. also fun for both sides to react :-) yelling and banging my fjsts #so im glad i did nearly all i could've in a first run . sooooo much fun #good hollow night everyone 🛌

[kaizokuwritings]

Meli! Tomorrow is my birthday & honestly it’s the greatest gift to see you back! How are you? I hope you’re doing well! 😃 - Ruki

omg Ruki !! happy Birthday in advance !

thank you very much for your words, it makes me so happy! i'm not really coming back, i'm just hearing from people <3

hope you are well and enjoying your day, love u 👑🧡

#ruki anon #thank you sooooo much #love u #happy birthday again <3

[pepprs]

i say this affectionately! have u tried therapy/pyschiatrist? i know at my campus we had free therapy/counseling and it helped me get onto antidepressants which have really helped me. lots of love to u

hi thank u for this!! im rly glad u were able to get the support u needed and i appreciate u sharing how it went for u. i am in therapy rn (but it’s an off campus place where im paired w clinical interns and the intern im working w rn is abt to leave in 2 weeks bc her internship is ending which means im (pardon my french) abt to rawdog life again until September when i get assigned to a new intern 😩) but im not on meds atm. ive definitely considered it before and once i get all my insurance stuff sorted out w the new job i’ll look into it again and see what i’m able to do / if it’s a good option for me esp since i won’t have therapy for the next few months! tysm 💓

#purrs #asks #fun fact: u sent this the morning after i had a huge breakdown (which is probably why u sent this lmfao) and the very next day things in my #life got sooooo bad and also i had to rawdog life in the very beginning when it was hardest bc my old counselor (an absolute ICON) got a new #job and i had to wait a week to get assigned to a new intern (my current counselor who is also an icon) at the last minute and it was #terrible. and the thing that made me lose my shit the day after u sent this was finding out some things abt the hurdles i would have to jump #thru to apply for The Job and the implications of them and… im replying to this ask the day after formally accepting my offer for The Job! b #because everythi ng worked out. and i survived and it was so hard but i made it out ok and now i have all this stuff to look forward to. so #it’s just cool it worked out like that and im sorry i didn’t respond to this sooner but it’s also cool that im responding to it today of all #days. like bookends 🥹💓 anyways i hope ur doing well and thank u so much again for helping me!

[chaos-and-cookies]

Turns out u CAN in fact take a nap w.o feeling like u got hit by a truck waking up

U just need a new pricy mattress and even pricier pillows, but its possible!

#we spent a small fortune on our new mattress and pillows for the apartment #like more than all the other furniture combined #tbh probably as much as 1 months rent just on that #BUT #it was worth #we both felt GOOD after taking a nap on our new bed #and we deff are taking all these thingd with us to our next place(s) #and they all have warrantys so if we rly wanna once the warranty is about to end we can be like AY actually replace this #and they would cuz its a warranty #so if it starts dipping like my current mattress even tho its not that old i can go back and they'll give me a new one yay #and like i got this new pillow from target i rly like it was like $17 and tho i find it sooooo comfy #i wake up with so much neck pain the next day its not worth :( just like all these new foam mattresses theyre so cheap and sure they're #comfy at first but they rly just suck and are painful to ur body in the long run #these boujie pillows tho? if u can- and ik its hard to make an expense like this-but if u can pls do it for urself #one rly good pillow is like a world of difference it feels so good so much better and ur body will thank u #ur wallet maybe not but money always comes back so if u can invest in a rly good pillow pls do like omg #all my furniture is cheap amazon furniture but my bf was so right to say the mattress and pillows are most important to splurge on #for both of our health man im like rly happy about it #my credit card not so much but its ok moving is expensive and ill be working soon again to make better payments on it 🫡 #ok this is enough tags lmaoooo bye if u got it this far 👋🏾

[love-belle]

i love u forever !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which she's a baker and he's in love — even with a few incidents involved.

or

for when you want to spend the rest of your life laughing with them. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // carlos sainz x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - hiiiii :) back in my active era mid term is OVERRRRR !!!!! will be posting max's version for how u get the girl soon <3 i love u sm thank you so much for reading :)

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#f1 x reader #f1 x female reader #f1 imagines #social media au #fake instagram imagines #carlos sainz imagines #carlos sainz imagine #carlos sainz fanfic #carlos sainz x reader #carlos sainz x fem!reader #carlos sainz x female reader #carlos sainz x y/n #carlos sainz x you #carlos sainz instagram au

[totheblood]

all-american bitch!

pairing: ellie williams x reader

warnings: mostly fluff, cursing, suggestive themes maybe.

a/n:i wrote this for my monthly challenge in our writing server, so if you see GUTS themed ellie and abby fics... that's why.... so i chose the song, all american bitch because i thought it would be a difficult write and wanted to challenge myself. so this one is a little shorter and i hope you enjoy! AI AUDIO in the fic also reblogs, asks, and replies are so appreciated and encouraged! thank u kisses

wc: 1k

"with perfect all-american lips."

ellie wanted to hate you.

with every fiber in her being, she wanted to hate you. but as she sat in the student center, laptop open and earbuds in, she couldn’t help but stare. from her place at the table she could see you wide-eyed and grinning, talking to a group of people she didn’t know. when you laughed you touched the shoulder of the guy to your right, but when you smiled you leaned into the girl to your left. she noticed how you looked at people when they spoke, hanging onto every word they were saying. every time the group would laugh at a joke or statement you made, she watched as you nervously fiddled with the necklace loosely hung around your neck with your initial on it. 

she wanted to hate you but she didn’t. instead, she hated everything she thought you represented. the mean girls in the movies or the girl next door. you were somehow all of it wrapped up in one. she didn’t know you at all but somehow you were the perfect all-american -

“bitch!” a girl sitting across from you screamed, throwing her full cup of coke onto your face, causing everyone to stand up and gasp. ellie stood up with them, removing her headphones and ignoring the pull of dina’s hand, asking her what she was doing. 

you wiped the sticky liquid from your eyes, and tried to get as much of it off your face so you could walk back to your dorm. when you began picking up your things and noticed no one was going to follow you, ask if you were okay, or defend you, a tear formed in your eye. you, however, was determined to not cry in front of most of the people that attended this school. instead, you scurried off as quickly as you could.

ellie didn’t even notice she was following you till the brisk fall air hit her face. your feet were moving faster than her mind was going, but she was determined to catch up. 

“hey,” she called out. you didn’t turn around though, you just kept walking. from where she was she could hear your sniffles, “hey! are you okay?”

that got your attention. you stopped, not turning around, and waited for ellie to circle around you and say something.

“are you okay?” she asked again, watching your stunned face. she ignored the bubbling in her stomach at being this close to you. she could see every detail of your face, every crease, every freckle, and every pore. you were prettier up close, “i saw what happened back there… it looked brutal.”

“i’m,” a tear slipped from your face and onto your already damp clothes, ellie was sooooo not looking at your tits right now, “i’m fine.”

“are you sure?” she asked again, eyes searching your face for an answer, “none of your friends came to check on you?”

“i guess they aren’t really friends, huh,” you laughed dryly, wiping at your eye again.

“just shitty ones,” she joked back, “look, do you want me to help you get cleaned up? maybe you can vent to me about whatever the fuck that just was.

your eyes scanned her face this time, “why would you do that? you don’t know me?”

“i think you may be in need of some new friends,” she smiled, making you crack a small one.

“very true.”

------

ellie helped wipe the coke off your face and neck. since it had been sitting on your skin for a while it had gone sticky, and you were getting choked up trying to wipe everything off. plus, ellie was so nice and tender, gently rubbing at your skin and making sure she wasn’t rubbing to hard. she held your face in her hand, turning it and using your roomates expensive facewash to get it clean. when it came to your chest she backed up, saying a, “i shouldn’t.”

“why?” you asked, “we’re both girls.”

“i think i’m supposed to ask you out on a date before doing that.” she chuckled, stepping back a little further, expecting rejection, a slap in the face, anything.

“oh,” you said, eyeing her up and down, head-turning and lips pursed when you saw her tattoos, “could have figured from the tattoo alone.”

“hey! are you saying my tattoo makes me look gay?” she laughed, a big bright smile on her face. this time when you smiled you showed your teeth. ellie’s face turned a bright red, as she looked down. she made you smile, she was proud of that.

“it’s a dead giveaway that you’re gay,” you giggled again. ellie looked up at you, squinting her eyes. 

“if you knew that i was gay then, why did you let me come in and?” ellie’s voice got quiet, she didn’t want you to think she was a creep. it’s not like she came in here to flirt with you, or did she. the way you were looking at her was making all her thoughts mesh together into slush.

“i don’t know,” your voice was teasing, you were fucking teasing her, “maybe i wanted a cute girl to come in here and clean me up.”

“cute?” ellie laughed.

“yeah, cute,” you repeated, pulling your bottom lip in between your teeth, “like how you’re blushing right now. that’s cute.”

ellie’s face got even redder somehow, causing her to hang her head and pinch the bridge of her nose, “fuck.”

“were you going for hot?” you asked, reaching for her from your place on the bathroom counter, pulling at the sleeves of her oversized t-shirt so she would move closer to you. 

“what about my t-shirt doesn’t scream hot?” she looked up now, and fuck was she close to you. 

“cute and funny,” you smiled, eyes bright, “who would’ve thought?”

ellie looked away again, flustered still, but still in your grasp, “you forgot respectable.”

you laughed and ellie was close enough to feel your breath on her neck. she shivered, but her eyes met yours again.

“when are you going to ask?” you whispered, voice low.

“what?”

“the date?” you clarified, making her smile grow again.

“oh, yeah,” she rubbed the back of her neck nervously, “do you want to go on a date with me?”

“yes.”

#ellie williams #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams smut #ellie williams tlou #ellie williams x reader smut #ellie williams the last of us #ellie williams tlou2 #ellie williams fanfiction #ellie williams fanfic #ellie williams fan fic #ellie williams x female reader #ellie williams x you #ellie williams imagine #ellie williams oneshot #modern!ellie williams #college!ellie williams #ellie williams one shot

[rowarn]

hi rowan!! can i jus say i LOVE the way you write soft simon<33

what are your thoughts on soft konig?

thank u so much my love 🥺🥺

size difference ofc, foreplay, könig being good in bed <333333 afab!reader, no prns

SOFT!KÖNIG ..... i love soft men. i love protective men. if there's one thing about me it's that protective men just tickle my pickle like nothing else

and könig is sooooo protective. it comes natural to him. he spends a big part of his time away from home and killing people.

but the second he's home with his sweet, precious baby he basically melts!!!

he's the type of man who always has to be touching you. wiping a crumb of food off your cheek, having a stable hand on the small of your back as he guides you through a thick crowd, your small hand tucked firmly in his when he sits beside you at a cafe, his hand gripping your thigh when he's driving or when you're nestled next to him on the couch. hes always touching you.

the type of man who doesn't let you lift a single finger bc he can do whatever it is you need. all you need to do is sit there nice and comfy and be sweet for him, that's all he wants!

he's always complimenting you he's never shy about it. the second you get up he's calling you pretty. telling u how nice your skin looks. tells u that ur hair looks cute that day. he's always complimenting you, his soft little heart just melts at the way your eyes light up when he does it so why wouldn't he???? he loves to make u happy after all

this caring, devoted nature bleeds into bed as well of course !!!

hes......so big......

he's always concerned he'll hurt you. he can easily kill men with his bare hands, he knows his own strength. the last thing he wants to do is lose control. so his touches and caresses are always methodical and thought out.

sex with könig is never rushed or rough. he's a gentle giant with u without a doubt. he won't leave marks or hit u in any form — not even to spank ur ass. wont choke you (but may wrap a hand around your throat and rest it there if y beg sweet enough)

he works you open slowly and carefully. he's so thorough that there's no way you don't cum from his foreplay alone ): he stretches you open with his thick fingers, slurps noisily on your clit to get you even wetter, it's all too much. he's used to feeling you twitch and squirm when he gets you ready, it barely phases him anymore!!! it's just part of the process now (:

"was that a good one, my sweet?" he'll ask ask he rids himself of his clothes, lidded eyes watching you recover from the intense orgasm he so effortlessly gave you <3

he usually does positions he can see you in but he also likes the prone bone position too. any position where u can lay there and just take it — letting him do all the work so u never have to lift a finger <3 so sweet of him !!!

when he finally gets his cock inside you, he always stops halfway and makes u cum like that before giving u the rest ): he doesn't want to give u too much at once and risk hurting you bc he's BIG and he knows it (not in a cocky way he's just overly aware of his own size)

afterwards, once again, u will never lift a finger. hell clean up the mess and snuggle all u want wherever u want. even if he has to carry u to a different room bc u wanna lay somewhere else.

those r some of my thoughts on soft könig <33333333

#könig x reader #könig smut #konig x reader #konig smut #cod smut #cod x reader #ask

[slowdesire]

twitter(.)com/danomeal/status/1506730907906068486 here it is!! i wish it was longer tho

it's so perfect i'm tearing up thank u so much <3

#when the wifi works properly again i'll download it ❤️❤️ #thank u sooooo much this is some real good stuff #ans

[ihatebnha]

IT WAS ME

THE MOOSCLES VIDEO

oouidsfkljsvjdkflnaljkdsfjflkjaj i truly wish i could shake your hand. that video had completely slipped my mind but everyday for the past couple months i have been saying "mooscles" to myself AT LEAST once i day. ive literally been thinking to myself "what the hell is this from i know it's from somewhere"

AND FINALLY I'VE FOUND YOU AGAIN and ur still here and still remember me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! honestly, i have to say... thank u so much for changing my life :')))

#literally so f*cking funny #mooscles #im not even kidding either its been on the mind so much lately #it was like... a mystery to me. passing thru my mind every so often reminding me of u #i thought maybe i was thinking of ant farm the tv show lmfao #anyway i still think that ask 'hello' + 'hi' SOOOOO FUNNY #love u my bestie thank ur brother (?) again for that video for me #ask #anon #caitie chats