#than finishing a bitch

[leupagus]

A Gale of Wolves

Chapters: 24 out of 24 Wordcount: 71,276 Warnings: Author Chose Not To Warn Rating: Teen and Up Pairings: Sansa/Winterfell, Dany/Democracy, Jon/Doing The Right Thing Even Though He Makes The D: Face About It, Stannis/That Stick Up His Butt, Shireen/A Goddamn Break, Tommen/Competent Ruling, Myrcella/Surviving, Arianne/Existing, Brienne/VENGEANCE!, Tyrion/Wine/Complaining, Boltons/Beheading, Rickon/Shenanigans, Selyse/Backflipping Out Of This Whole Mess, Melisandre/The New Mess Selyse Is Backflipping Into, Ghost/Begging Shamelessly, Davos/Being Right, Drogon/Pyramids

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#game of thrones #got: bitches get stuff done #I've been trying to think of a good summary for this fic series and have still not found it yet #basically 'what if the show hadn't been performatively awful to its characters' #'and the show trusted that we could find entertainment in joy rather than misery' #anyway I FINISHED it it's DONE now I just have to write like four more lol

[miahasahardname]

some of the sillies!!

(unfortunately i cannot fit the kadie drawing i also did D: )

#GRRR tumblr let me add more images!!!! there is skatie waiting #some of these could’ve come out better than they did but they’re only doodles so they get a pass #originally part of something bigger. idk maybe one day i’ll finish that ‘something bigger’ #for now… #nowen #trody #gweoff #jomaria #bridgney #nichulia #lesharold #leshindsay #harody #codeather #jesus christ cody you have so many bitches!!! give some other people a chance!! #td cody #td gwen #td trent #td leshawna #td lindsay #td jo #td anne maria #td nichelle #td julia #td noah #td owen #td courtney #td bridgette #td geoff #total drama

[silverraes]

i'm miss sugar pink, liquor liquor lips / Bubblegum Bitch - Marina

#listen. i'm committed to the bubblegum bitch babe agenda now and you'll keep hearing about it #also me finishing a gifset for the omegaverse mpreg racing show at nearly 6am instead of sleeping? it's more likely than you think #pit babe #pit babe the series #charliebabe #babecharlie #babe x charlie #rae tries to gif shit

[corvidcas]

i think part of the reason people are so hateful about fat people is because theyre not fat, even though they put little to no effort into their diet and daily activity levels. even if they dont live healthy lifestyles and theyre not trying to, and theyre still a "normal" weight. and because theyre ignorant and resistant to learning about how peoples bodily functions vary wildly, anyone who is fat must have brought it upon themselves by being extra lazy or extra glutinous and if they were normal they wouldnt be fat and its soooo easy to not be fat because look at them theyre not fat. which is so fucking stupid because so many people complain about how skinny people exist without "earning" how skinny they are, theyre literally just like that even if they eat tons of food because they're trying desperately not to be skinny. but the opposite cant be true for fat people apparently. fatness is always a direct consequence of abnormal habits apparently.

#e.txt #tw fatphobia mention #i know people assume skinny people eat nothing all the time too but every skinny ass mf i meet is like omg i can eat so much and not gain #anything teehee #and i see so many skinny ppl will flood comments of fat positive ANYTHING talking about how they hate being skinny so much and eat so much #to try to gain weight but its not working #like skinny ppl wont shut up about how hard it can be to gain weight but god forbid a fat person suggest its hard to loose weight bc then #theyre just being lazy. #ppl will tell me i should eat less to lose weight meanwhile im living off an orange and a cup of nuts for brunch #and 1/2 salmon filet a cup of rice and veggies for dinner #and i walk 8 hours a day 3 times a week. #if i eat less i will get nauseous i will get dizzy i will get a migraine and i will be a bitch #yes obviously this is a personal grievance but like am i wrong? #rant #probably less than a cup of rice even i make a cup and then split it in half with my partner and sometimes dont even finish it

[cadaverkeys]

The fact that I'm 23 and I havent completed a master work yet is driving me crazy. I need to do a gesamtkunstwerk NOW or my brain will start leaking out of my nose.

#rambles #i still havent released my undergrad film (it was compiled for the sake of grading and not watchability) #so a lot of work is still being done in small incraments to fix the errors in timing and pacing that we couldn't handle at the time :( #other than that my conceptual graphic novel is meant to be finished in. augh. half a year from now. #and thats my literal master work (in the sense that its my masters thesis piece) #and it might also never be publically available because of its delicate features #and the liklihood of a high manufacture cost #aaugghhhhhhhhhh being an artist is hard #and neverminding actually trying to net a job with exclusively 2d skills is IMPOSSIBLE #okay. sits. im done I'll not be a whiny bitch. #ill be normal and strong #i knowww that art is competitve and hard and it's never going to be easy to succeed in a creative field #im working on getting my footing i promise

[sunshinediaz]

tease tidbit tuesday <3

i was tagged by @callmenewbie, @wildlife4life, @try-set-me-on-fire, @disasterbuckdiaz, @rogerzsteven, @hippolotamus, @giddyupbuck, @ladydorian05, @daffi-990, @jesuisici33, @loserdiaz, and @wikiangela mwah 🫶🏼

have a long tease from hoa eddie, where eddie's grossly in love with buck's big tits and honestly i can't blame him

Eddie sighs, turns around, and nearly runs right into Buck’s big, naked, hairy chest.  “Eddie—” “Where’s your shirt?”  Buck blinks. “I was mowing the yard and I got hot,” he replies, shrugging sheepishly.  He wants to bitch at Buck for mowing the yard, for taking his shirt off and getting grass all over himself, for inadvertently causing a scene because his big fat bleeding heart always seems to get him in trouble, but it’s Buck, sweet and stubborn and soft Buck, and he’s standing in front of Eddie, bare-chested and sweaty and a little breathless with blue eyes so large and wide and childlike, expecting Eddie to be upset when he’s not, not in the slightest, and all Eddie can do is smile and undo the snaps on his button down when he realizes Buck’s shivering, cold and clammy now that the sun has set. He has another shirt beneath, anyway.  “Grass is worse than sand, Buck,” he says, handing his shirt over. “Put this on. You’ll want to shower as soon as you can, so just stay the night again. I’ve got a load of your clothes in the dyer.”  Buck does as he’s told, pulling on the button down. It’s a size too small, dragging across his broad shoulders and barreled chest; the buttons stretch open over his torso, giving Eddie a peak of the curly hair between his tits, and his nipples are hard, tiny nubs beneath the fabric that draw Eddie’s attention, and he licks his lips. He’s seen Buck shirtless a hundred times before, sure, but he never realized how huge Buck’s tits really were until now, so big beneath his shirt they stick out like actual boobs.  He wonders how heavy they’d feel in his hands, if Buck would make pretty sounds when he squeezed the fat or pinched his nipples till they’re red and swollen.  Huh. That’s new. 

gonna no pressure tag @honestlydarkprincess, @eddiediaztho, @eddiebabygirldiaz, @eowon, @watchyourbuck, @exhuastedpigeon, @thewolvesof1998, @shitouttabuck, @housewifebuck, and whoever else mwah mwah

#eddie's losing his mind because on one hand buck looks so good with his shirt off #and on another hand bUCKS SHIRT IS OFF WHEN HE'S MOWING? GOD #and growing up in texas eddie knows #he knows okay #that grass is worse than sand #he's spent many a day hauling hay and by god he had days of picking grass out of every crevice of his body and he knows buck's #gonna bitch about it for a week at least #but god. buck's tits. buck's tits? when did they get so big. when did they get so hairy. and his NIPPLES. that's eddie's favorite color #they match the color of his birthmark so of course they have to match the color of his cock too right #right? #that's how science works right? #eddie passed science with a b- but hey he remembers the scientific method #ask questions and hypothesize and then test it out right #it's okay he doesn't mind to redo the experiment #anyway i finished chapter 2 FINALLY and am gonna start on chapter 3 today after a lil snack break teehee #tag games

[necessarymeanstoanend]

i have an actual version of this drawing that i’m gonna share at some point but i’m posting this first because i find it hilarious

#somebody put him on the cover of vogue #(yes i did finish this drawing despite saying that i wouldn’t) #shhhh #new outfit for my favorite bitch #which is unquestionably inspired by that one fic written by thoughtcabinet (i think that’s the author) #drawing memes of like minds is so much more fun than anything else #no. ​he doesn’t have sunglasses in the official drawing #i just put those there in the beginning because i couldn’t stand the way he was staring at me #nigel colbie fanart #meme #like minds #murderous intent #like minds 2006 #nigel colbie #fanart #art #drawing #digital art #artist of tumblr

[dodgebolts]

I had a draft of about 5 of these results ready to go pre-face reveal but then everything went to shit so just for some closure here are the results (FROM SEPTEMBER!) ^_^

This chart shows the percentage of total respondents who indicated that they mained the people above. This isn't a comprehensive list, with other streamers like SBI, Benchtrio, or other DSMP-adjacent streamers rounding the answers out!

of the 598 people who filled out the survey, 98.5% main one of the people in the above chart, and 92.8% main one or more of the Dream Team.

From this question, it seems like DSMP creators are the main pipeline into dtblr—but a good 40% of us didn't start on the Dream Team side!

We have a good amount of people who came from the Corpse/OTV side of Twitch, and a decent amount of you who have been here a while, since SMPLive :]

A lot of us have been here a long time—66% of us were here before 2021. The vast majority have been here since 2021, a good 93% of us!

I thought it'd be super interesting to see how watching the Dream Team may have changed how we interact with their primary game, and it looks like a majority of us were crafters before and still are! They managed to get nearly a fifth of his audience here into playing as well!

A toast to the loss of most of dtblr's favorite MCC player to watch, something that we definitely mourned when we heard the news. But if you're looking for a new POV to watch, survey respondents put down a wide range of players—just outside these top 8 were Ranboo, Tubbo, Grian, Illumina, Purpled, and Hannah!

Another loss for 6% of dtblr with how this question aged, RIP Trust Issues :( But for the remaining 94% of us, our favorite Drusic is still on streaming platforms. Change my Clothes is only...500k listens away from 67 million listens on Spotify so 👀

Wow ok as this goes on I realize just how many chapters have ended over the last few months but a salute to the 26% of loreheads on dtblr! On to the next chapter :]

Now to a touchy subject...who's in the dteam privs? According to the survey responses, 39% of dtblr is in all three! Interestingly, there are more people who follow Dream's alt than his main. Fair enough, there are enough piss tweets on there to warrant unfollowing it!

Word of mouth and the YouTube algorithm seems to have been the best way for the dteam to get to us—interestingly enough, a good amount of people found out through either Heat Waves the song or through the fanfiction, ranging from it crashing ao3 to commentary YouTubers talking about it on their channels!

Now for some psychic damage, I'm seeing a lot more of RTAH posting on my dash nowadays but here's some solidarity for everyone who may have come from similar backgrounds ^_^

Now for some more history—a vast majority of us came from gaming content backgrounds, and nearly 17% of us were primarily mcyt enjoyers. Personal shoutout to Team Crafted viewers we're holding hands <3

Nearly half of dtblr doesn't consume much Minecraft content outside of the stuff our boys are in, though there's still a pretty large amount of people who watch other SMP's and keep up with the speedrunning scene!

This one is an ode to the lurkers who keep the economy strong—even now you guys are an essential part of dtblr! Same to the 30-40% of people who post the stuff for lurkers and other dtblr members to see. Everyone is important to keeping our little island afloat <3

Now onto Banter, most of dtblr doesn't make time for Banter Wednesdays, but if there's an interesting episode, it seems like the trio will capture our attention :]

Adding some literal variety to our results, I thought it'd be interesting to see what common variety games are our favorites! 95% of us would be tapped in wholeheartedly for Geoguessr or Jackbox streams. On the other hand, Fall Guys and Fortnite are in the middle of the pack, whereas it seems like FPS games are our mortal enemies—62% of us would tap out during Valorant while 46% wouldn't be paying attention to CS:GO.

Onto the topic of shipping, DNF steamrolled every other ship listed to have nearly 86% of responders saying they ship it. That lines up with the follow-up question, where nearly 90% of respondents either have experience with shipping RPF in the past, or have been caught up with DNFer supreme Dream's antics. Otherwise, there was a good distribution of love for most popular ships within DTQK+, with Karlnap, DNN, and Karlnapity leading the pack at around 25% each!

Ever wonder how dtblr is spread out across the globe because of the dash being dead at different times? Well, the vast majority of us are in North America and Europe, with 86% of us being between GMT +4 and GMT -4. Much like our streamers, though, a lot of us have fucked up sleep schedules so time zones aren't as much of an issue LMAO

Next up is a fairly simple one, I had another question that asked for gender but there was, as expected, a lot of variance and nuance that I couldn't fit into a neat graphic. But this one is a fairly simple one to graph so Well here's the 24/7 pride parade Dream mentioned coming in hot, with about 95% of us identifying as LGBT+ or questioning!

I wanted to test out my theory that GNF mains are also biased towards CS/Engineering fields, so I asked what people were studying! There's a pretty big bias towards the arts and humanities around here, but we also have just as many STEM people around, good on dtblr for academic diversity! As for my hypothesis, 22% of people who indicated they were George mains studied some form of CS/Engineering. George mains also made up 70% of all people who studied CS/Engineering. So cheers to my stem kid gnfers o/

Finally, I don't really know the best way to make a graphic for the favorite colors question, but just know that 50% of us chose either green or blue, and it was a near-even 25%-25% split. Great job dnfers, Dream would be proud <3

Thanks for reading! I hope that this was fun to look through, and I'll be posting an identical one for new dtblr soon! Super excited to see how things have changed since Well. anyways. Also wanted to say thank you to everyone who filled it out, reading all your answers was a ton of fun and I got a ton of laughs out of some of y'alls bonus section content and the few joke answers I got throughout <333

#long post #<- under the cut #lyss analyzes #lyss.dtblr #this took 7 months to get back to and then it took me one day of work to finish #LAWL! burnout is a bitch #but we're back I'm good now and better than ever so be on the lookout for the new one #and if you have any new questions you want me to ask shoot me an ask or dm and I'll consider adding it :D

[electricpurrs]

made myself yet a new profile picture because i wanted something in my blogs themes palette... peace and love in the world etc

#my art #furry #yet again i feel like my sketches have more personality than the finished products #this is a pseudo redraw of an icon i had last year...... only true ones remember #i am a bitch for the holding telephone icon im sorry spiritually i am always giggling on the phone and twirling the cord with my finger #also i hope this looks good and visible enough as an icon...... i hate profile pictures theyre too damn small #my fursona

[thatfunkylittlejesterdude]

Really shitty sketch of an image I saw. Had to put it on paper

Ignore how scuffed it is and how fucked the proportions are lmao

(Og image under the cut)

Saw it and knew it had to be done.

#ultrakill #gabv1el #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #corrupted strawberry's art #was originally gonna post this with 2 other drawings but i got lazy #One's of Gabriel the other is of V1 #I haven't finished coloring v1 yet and i dont wanna right now #this was my second time ever drawing them btw #there's a lot wrong with this but again it wasnt really meant to look perfect i just had to get it outta my head #if i decide to finish it ill have a lot to fix lmao #can you tell they've been in my head #Also gotta love the improper use of the whiplash its my favorite #Literally just the yoink arm #'Come to me' nah you come to v1 #in more ways than one #what who said that #oh also gabriel horn jewelry propaganda #give that bitch horns and then decorate them #i think any character with horns should decorate them they look so pretty

[kittyslashers]

jesus christ. was not expecting this kwite video today.

#i feel so fucking bad for him dude. #revealing his biggest insecurities just because some lying little bitch decided to start shit #god. what the hell man #kwite #kwite situation #idgaf i am supporting kwite in this. he did not do what orion claims he did #forced the man to fucking face reveal and talk about his performance issues just to get some internet attention #i'm not even finished with the video but he's given more evidence against orion's claims than what orion has given to support them

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

Books of 2024: ADHD FOR SMART ASS WOMEN: HOW TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR NEURODIVERGENT BRAIN by Tracy Otsuka.

I saw this on a new release promotional email and thought "well shit, that looks like my life, I should Investigate That™," only to realize it was a brand new hardback and I didn't want to pay $29 for 200 pages of information. Since I found out about it on release day, my next thought was, "Oh, I can check and see if my library has any copies!! We love supporting our libraries in this house!!"

Reader: They did Not.

But! I did find the "request a book" option on their website, and I entered this book, and I got a robocall within a week saying my hold was ready to be picked up! Y'all!! The library literally ordered this book for me (it was stamped into circulation one (1) day before they called me!), and now I have it to read! I love libraries!!

(book pic featuring the super cute coaster set @asexualbookbird made me that I love with my entire heart!!)

#books of 2024 #book photography #adhd for smart ass women #tracy otsuka #did i flinch a little bit at the gendering?? perhaps. #however. i suspect. despite that. it will STILL have so much information relevant to me #i've only flipped through it briefly so far but i'm fascinated about the nutrition section so i'll be reading the shit out of that #i have less than 14 days i need to get on this lol #in my defense: i was trying to finish falcon #and next up is dragon #i did not think a library book would be first on my New Books of 2024 list but here we are #i really do still want to read the architecture books and a BUNCH OF OTHER SHIT #gotdamn dragon is such a chonker #i'll be reading bitch queen forever i think #khine my beloved #anyway i don't think i can speedread this and i don't really want to?? #i'm gonna have to take Notes #on anything i want to remember #we'll see if there's much in there or not *eyes*

[dennisboobs]

i need to be put down

#ada speaks #IVE REDRAWN THIS HAND MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT AND ILL PROBABLY DO IT AGAIN #WHY ARE YOUR FINGERS SO. NONSENSICAL #i swear to fucking god. #i am a portrait artist if you couldnt tell <333333 #i will shut up abt his hands once i fucking finish this drawing but it will be the death of me fr #i just straight up cut his hand off bc i kept going back and tweaking it and was like NOPE. STARTING FROM SCRATCH. #i need to do hand studies specific to glenn at some point bc they are. different #they look angular and sharp but theyre. not at all. constructing his hand like a collection of penne noodles #ok im done procrastinating by rambling in tags im going to fucking render this bitch

[ineffable-kelpie]

Rating: T

Wordcount: 39,478

Chapters: 8/12

Summary:

Crowley has spent the last two years learning to cope with Aziraphale's absence. So when Aziraphale shows up with no memories, and Crowley is the only one who can help, it's not an easy thing to deal with.

(Crowley’s perspective of the events of Light the Corners of my Mind)

#good omens fanfic #ineffable divorce #the possible sidequel that I vaguely mentioned in the author notes is here! #sort of #I have not finished a full draft #I definitely intend to #but if you've read Light the Corners of my Mind you already know what happens #and if you haven't read Light the Corners of my Mind maybe you should read that one first instead #to be completely honest this whole fic was an excuse for Crowley and Nina to drink and bitch about their exes together #anyway I have no idea what the posting schedule will be #my current plan is to just post a chapter every time I finish a chapter #which will definitely be more than a week between chapters #especially to me especially if it's you #cyankelpie's fic

[yourqueenb]

You are so right in your distaste for Blades book 2. No matter how great things get near the end, a majority of the book was horrible. They led us along like mouse to cheese. It’s inexcusable to play with their audience this way.

I only wish more people were less willing to excuse PB’s mediocrity. The signs were on the wall for me when DLS was flat out better than Blades 2, and it’s narratively quite simple. The story told was well paced, thought out, and above all kept us waiting for more each week. I cannot say the same for B2. That is sad.

I mean I do understand why people still enjoyed it and were willing to overlook the negative aspects or didn’t have much of a problem with them to begin with. Blades 1 was a fan favorite, we all missed these characters a lot, and many people (myself included at one point) didn’t believe we would actually get book 2 because of all the bait and switches PB had done in the past. But the first two things are why I personally couldn’t overlook the glaring issues.

I can’t remember who the OP was now, but I remember seeing a post from when book 2 only had a few chapters out where someone said something about it seeming like the writers learned all the wrong things about what made the book so good, and I couldn’t agree with that person more! Yeah, book 1 was good because it was different from anything we had ever gotten before. But I think the main reason it was so good was because of the characters as individuals and the relationships we got to form with those individuals to ultimately become a family. Yet they didn’t really acknowledge those individuals or relationships in ways that did them justice for the majority of book 2. And on top of that, MC’s own characterization was inconsistent at times because the writers picked and chose when they wanted us to be a competent leader and when they wanted us to be virtually clueless for plot convenience.

Book 1 was also relatively straightforward whereas it seemed like the writers wanted to turn the sequel into their own personal commentary on religion, which is an incredibly complex topic in itself. They had some social commentary in book 1, but it was done a lot better in my opinion because it didn’t take so much of a front seat. They managed to make it clear that that commentary was important and relevant to the writers, the characters, and the readers living in the real world while never robbing book 1 of that fun adventure game used for escapism feel. Meanwhile, book 2 almost felt like ‘Rising Tides but make it religion’ at times. And that’s on top of all of the other issues I’ve already mentioned in my previous posts.

I will say that I can see how there’s usually a lot of pressure to blow things out of the water for a sequel to something so beloved, and that most likely contributed to how things played out. So maybe I’m being a bit too harsh in my judgement of everything. But I still find it very disappointing to wait so long for something just for it to be so messy and miss the mark by a mile

#choices bolas #choices blades #blades of light and shadow #choices stories you play #playchoices #I think the alcohol I had tonight is making me soft #bc there’s another side of me that agrees with you about how people should be less willing to excuse PB’s mediocrity #and that’s in general not just about Blades #but at the same time I’m like maybe I’m going too hard and need to chill 😂 #so I’ll just say harsh but true #also about DLS I’m not VIP so I haven’t finished it yet #but I am still enjoying it #idk if I’d say it’s well paced #it’s definitely not as badly paced as Blades 2 but I think they are dragging it out a bit #to really capitalize on those sex scenes every chapter 😂 #however as a lot of people have already pointed out DLS knows what it is bc the writers were actually self aware for once #which makes it enjoyable because we aren’t taking it too seriously and nor are the writers or the characters as an extension of them #so we can fuck around in the neighborhood (literally and figuratively) - get good dirt on everyone - and play detective on the side #and MC and the LI don’t act like self righteous little bitches #like people who are smarter than they actually are #or like they fell madly in love within the first 2 seconds of meeting #and the crazy thing is that the romance is fairly well written tbh #choices #choices app #choices ask

[buwheal]

wip of the thing im working on for something. Sped up to 10 fps because theres a lot of extra frames. it will be 8 fps later so it might look a little weird and fast in the gif rn.

this is going to kill me actually i have so much left to do and ive only got the hand movement/computer jostle mostly done. A lot of it will be him just typing with a graphic but damn. i gotta do him blinking and shit which is somehow harder than the body movements because its so small and an accidental thick line makes it look stupid.

the things i commit myself to because of the tism

#i dont know how to feel ab the movement for the hand its missing something. or im just tired. bitch go to bed!!!!!!! #ill sleep on it but if you figure it out lmk #no tags because its not finished #just for you guys #you know who you are #also :airhorn sfx: one of my favorite spamton pieces reached 300 notes lets gooooo #i love that one and would rather it be that than the uncolored neo post #thanks guys