More Rescue Bots Incorrect Quotes (Yes it's mostly the Burns siblings)
Salvage: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Blurr, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
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Blades: Hello HighTide, made anyone cry today?
HighTide: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
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Blurr: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.
Heatwave: Oh no.
Blurr: More like "oh yes!"
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(What I imagine their first meeting looked like)
Quickshadow: State your name, rank, and intention.
Blurr: Blurr, Blurr, fun.
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Graham, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Cody, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Dani, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Kade, appalled: Call the exorcist.
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*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Cody: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Kade: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Dani: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Graham: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Dani: *flips the board*
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Chase: Hey Blades.
Blades: *punches Chase in the stomach*
Chase: What the fuck?!
Blades: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!
Chase: What the fuck are you talking about?
Blades: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Boulder: See ya! *leaves*
Chase: I'm not pregnant!
Blades: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Chase: I was never pregnant, Blades!
Blades: Are... you sure?
Chase: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Heatwave: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Blades: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Heatwave: *punches Chase in the stomach*
Chase: AW, MOTHERFU--
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Graham: I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.
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Kade: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.
Dani: Why are we so fucking awesome?
Kade: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.
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Kade: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Graham: Yes. Absolutely.
Kade: When?
Graham: When you're right.
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Cody: Slash gamemode creative.
Graham: Bro, this isn't Minecra-
Cody: *starts levitating*
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Graham: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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Cody: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Kade: Well then whose is it?
Cody, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!
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Graham: You're violent.
Dani: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
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Heatwave: Die.
Boulder: Please don't die!
Heatwave: DIE!
Heatwave: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Graham, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Kade, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Boulder wants Heatwave to accept it as their kid.
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Dani: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Cody: But are you shuffling?
Dani: Everyday.
Graham: What language are you two speaking??
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Graham, watching Kade and Dani fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Cody, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Graham: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Kade: Cody.
Dani: Cody.
Cody: Me.
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Charlie: Cody, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Cody: Ooh, someone's in trouble.
Kade, Dani, and Graham: ...
Cody: It's me. I don't know why I did that.
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Dani: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?
Kade: The final boss.
Graham: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right
Dani: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
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Kade: Some people say that I have a god complex. I’d like to think that I’m a complex god.
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Cody: We need to distract these guys.
Kade: Leave it to me.
Kade: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Dani & Graham: *immediately begin arguing*
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Dani: Which country has the most birds?
Dani: Portu-geese!
Kade: That's a language.
Dani: Portu-gull?
Kade: Good recovery.
Cody: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Graham, taking off his glasses to rub his face: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
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Graham: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Dani: I don't know how to do that.
Kade: I don't wear a watch.
Cody, staring at his pocket watch: Time is a construct.
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Dani: It’s time to turn this into a real business.
Cody: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Kade: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Graham: I handle our accounting.
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Cody: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?
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Listen, Doc Greene definitely knew about the bots the whole time. There is no way he didn't figure it out almost immediately. We didn't get to see his reaction when Chief told him but I'm confident it went something like this
Chief: Doc, nobody is supposed to know this, but with Frankie in danger it's important that you know what's going on. She's in good hands. The bots... aren't really robots. They're aliens. They'll take good care of Frankie and Cody, and get them home safe.
Doc: Oh I know.
Chief: You... do?
Doc: Yes??
Chief: But... how?
Doc: Chief, I build robots. I'm the lead scientist on an island full of advanced tech. I knew within the first week that those weren't robots. And so, the only logical explanation was aliens.
Chief: ...Ah, yes. Logical.
Chief: So... you've known this whole time?
Doc: Naturally.
Chief: But why didn't you say anything?!
Doc: I thought maybe they were self conscious. And besides, they've saved me and Frankie enough times that I'd hate to make them think they weren't doing an adequate job. They really are phenomenal actors. And pulling off all the rescues they do without letting anybody know? Incredible!
Chief:
Doc: Oh and I suspect Frankie knows as well
Chief:
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The Burns family casual designs!
Close ups
Some details explanations
Cody’s jacket is the same one his mother use to own. This is the one of the few possessions of hers that he has inherited.
Charlie’s jacket was inspired by many different cyberpunk police chief outfits I saw, kind of showing how he is still on the job. The jacket itself is an armor clothing, meaning that sewn into the material is protective metal.
Dani has her jacket from her time with the Navy Fighter Weapons School. She was given the call name of “Phoenix” which is added into her jacket’s patches. Her prosthetic legs have stickers covering them, some of which are making light of the fact she lost both of her legs.
Graham’s glasses have the ability to work as a screen. Different kinds of schematics and data are able to be displaced through the glasses, helping him with his job.
Kade’s jacket is his old firefighter jacket, which was discontinued after his accident. Miko took it, switched out the sleeves, and added some patches to it for him.
And all of the Burns have biometal dog tags, giving them the ability to read and create EM fields just like their bot partners.
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Rescue Bots: Swap AU
The 'bots are humans and the humans are 'bots. This is just the main four Rescue Bots and the Burns family. I might add other characters if this gets popular. But Optimus stays a Bot.
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Human Heatwave:
Heath Wayne - Mixed: Cuban/Black - 23 - He/him - Bisexual
Born and raised in Griffin Rock. Only child. His parents were killed by burglars when he was twelve. Wound up being rescued. He was taken in by the Burnses, who were retired rescuers and childless. He got to do Teen Pioneers on the island. Just after he turned 18, he inherited the firehouse and trained to be a firefighter.
There was more of a rescue team before. They all either died, retired, or left. They thought "Heath Wayne" sounded like "Heatwave" so they started calling him that. He mentioned it one time around Blockade. Then he started using that since it was easier to remember. Gradually everyone started calling him Heatwave.
Human Chase:
Chase Dean - Mixed: White/Japanese- 23 - He/him - Homosexual
Born in Griffin Rock. Grew up an only child. Moved away as a toddler and didn't return until high school. He spent all of his years of school homeschooled. He went to real class in high school. Did Lad Pioneers on the mainland. Super autistic. Social cues? Never heard of her. He went to the police academy and quickly ranked up. When the running police cheif died on duty, he got the position.
The only one who uses his given name.
Human Boulder:
Pōhaku Akana - Hawiian - 22 - He/it - Panromantic/Ace spectrum
Born on the mainland. He was always huge into nature. Only child so he read and drew a lot. Was fascinated by plants. Did Lad Pioneers on the mainland. Moved to Griffin Rock when he was a high school junior. Then everyone kinda just did. He did online classes for college and has a degree in botany. Is going to Grimskey Tech as well. Passionate about everything. Joined the rescue team as an engineer but has gotten training to handle emergencies and stressful situations.
Nobody in school could pronounce his real name. The art teacher asked to call him Boulder and he agreed.
Human Blades:
Blaise Nuage - French - 21 - He/they - Panromantic/Demisexual
Grew up the middle child of five. The older sisters were Claudia (26, she/her) and Camille (24, she/they). The younger siblings were Olive (17, they/them) and Andre (15, he/she). He was babied by the older ones and he babies the younger ones. Their parents weren't that involved so Claudia was the responsible one. The siblings were all really close, growing up on the mainland. They moved to Griffin Rock when he was in middle school. Did Lad and Teen Pioneers on the island. He stayed when he graduated but the rest of the family moved back.
Blaise did pretty well in school and trained as a doctor for a short time. He hated flying but becoming an EMT helped him out in the field. He got familiar with one helicopter and got his pilot's license. Moved into the firehouse to join the team. They were content until the Bots showed up. Then things got weird.
Dartswift misheard his name as "Blades" so she called him that. It caught on with the team and soon all of Griffin Rock just knew him as Blades.
Bot Chief:
Strongshield - Blue - He/him - Straight Ally
The oldest of the team by a lot. His creators were Rescue Bots as well. They gave their Energon to a ship full of people and saved countless lives. He vowed to join the Rescue Bots in their honor. Strongshield used to have a different team but they all died on separate occasions. When he was done mourning he was put in charge of a group of young adults. He formed a close bond with each of them. He becomes a "father" figure to them all.
Chase told him about an officer he used to know named Charleston. He was the chief before he was shot. Strongshield decided he rather liked that name, so chase started calling him Charlie.
Bot Kade:
Blockade - Yellow - He/it - Bisexual
Trained to handle explosions and fires on Cybertron. His life-givers were both killed when he was a sparkling. He was raised in the Rescue Bots' base. He always admired Strongshield. He always blocked people out but made an exception when he met his team.
When he started calling Heath "Heatwave," Heath started calling him "Kade" for short. It was easier for both to remember.
Bot Dani:
Dartswift - Gray/Orange - She/her - Bisexual
Had a decent childhood on Cybertron. She played lots of sports. Was always into flying and had a flight mode before. Her carrier taught her about health so she learned medical procedures. She joined the Rescue Bots to put her talents to good use. Never had siblings and her relationship with her life givers wasn't good. They died when she was young and she spent the rest of her youth with the Rescue Bots.
Blaise started calling her Dani, after a character in a show they both liked.
Bot Graham:
Spectrogram- Blue-green - He/him - Bisexual
He grew up picked on a lot. He spent more time studying and experimenting than socializing. He never enjoyed nature. His creators never exactly cared for him. He found support and comfort in Strongshield. He joined the Rescue Bots as an engineer but almost failed the actual rescue training. Spectrogram ended up getting into Sigma 17 because Strongshield favored him among a group.
Boulder, and eventually everyone, start calling him "Gram" for short. Somehow it got spelled "Graham" and they went with it.
Bot Cody:
Codebreaker - Brown/Green - He/him - Polysexual
Spent his first years on Cybertron. When he was a sparkling his creators took him on a trip to another solar system while working. They died during this and codebreaker wound up safe in stasis. The Rescue Bots found and kept him. They never got him back to Cybertron.
He was kept with the team. Optimus found a small buggy for him to scan. He wants to be a racecar. Optimus and Strongshield won't let him. Boulder just kinda started calling him Cody because it sounded right. It caught on pretty quick.
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