#tecchou babygirl

[mncxbe]

I'm not sure if your requests are open, but if they are, could you write BSD Men (please include jouno, he is so VPIUZHS) reacting to you not being able to stand after a spicy night.

Thanks for hearing me out, and I hope you like this req <3

ofc nonnie and I totally agree, Jouno is pookie I just wanna squish him. hope you like it♡

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Losing the ability to walk♡

𝑫𝒂𝒛𝒂𝒊, 𝑱𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒐, 𝑭𝒚𝒐𝒅𝒐𝒓, 𝑻𝒆𝒄𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒖 𝒙 𝒇𝒆𝒎!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

𝑫𝒂𝒛𝒂𝒊

"aww 'donna's got some troubles standing? maybe you should come back to bed with me"

dazai's such a tease, flashing you that shit eating grin of his

after he effectively gets on your nerves with his snarky comments he's gonna be such a sweetheart, carrying you around the apartment and peppering you with kisses.

and ofc you can't stay mad at him

the next day when the muscle soreness eventually sets in, he's back to teasing you

and in the evening when you're back in bed he wastes no time prying your sore legs open and eating you out to "make up for what he did last night"

𝑱𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒐

he's such a meanie at first

when you get out of bed and your legs wobble he can't help but chuckle darkly. you think he's not aware of your state because he can't see? wrong, he can hear your muscles straining

jouno can't deny he gets a sort of sadistic satisfaction from seeing you like this, but he's still a sweet guy so he takes care of you

he's gonna bring you water, help you shower if you wanna, offer to give you a massage all that. then he cuddles you to sleep

𝑭𝒚𝒐𝒅𝒐𝒓

"don't complain, myshka, you asked for it"

fyodor's by far the meanest and gets the most satisfaction out of it; seeing you struggle to walk gets him all hot and bothered again

too bad his anemic ass can't handle another round💔

he's gonna keep you in bed with him tho, run his slender hands along your thighs, chuckling whenever you tense up under his touch

"c'mon love i'm just trying to make it better. won't you let me?" plot twist he just wants to see you squirm

𝑻𝒆𝒄𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒖

this green flag of a man is gonna feel so bad

at first he's scared he'd somehow hurt you but when you tell him that it's normal considering the way he fucked you he relaxes a bit

immediately offers to help you in any way he can; brews you tea, brings you sweets, runs a bubble bath for you ♡ he's truly an angel

from then on he's much gentler with you in bed

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd x reader #bsd dazai #dazai bsd #dazai osamu #bsd headcanons #dazai x reader #fyodor x reader #fyodor bsd #bsd fyodor #jono bsd #jouno smut #jouno x reader #jouno saigiku #tecchou babygirl #tecchou x reader #bsd tecchou #tetchō suehiro

[ruthetrash]

I be like tetchou cuz I'm also obsessed with jouno

#jouno saigiku #he's my babygirl #bungou stray dogs #bsd #tecchou suehiro #suegiku

[s0nn0]

My mind is running wild right now

I AM ON MY KNEES

#bsd tecchou #bungou stray dogs #suehiro tecchou #BABYGIRL BABYGIRL BABYGIRLL AAAAAAA

[lovesick-psychopath]

ROUND 3: Bungou Babygirl Competition

[Masterpost]

#Bungou Babygirl Competition #BSD #Bungou Stray Dogs #Edgar Allan Poe #Tetchou Suehiro #BSD Poe #BSD Tecchou #Polls #My Post #Putting these two against each other kind of feels like a crime ngl

[faux-ee]

All of my favs in one corner I'm gonna dieeeeeeee

#they r so. Cute #im #igdudfkgtOgysydooik #tecchou how did u manage to out-babygirl an actual baby girl #bsd wan spoiler

[spacexseven]

INTERACTING WITH JOUNO??? I mean that could maybe mean interacting with tecchou too but you don't understand how much I love Jouno he's MY babygirl.

jouno is so babygirl and To Be Very Honest i hate writing tecchou as a yandere i just cannot do it so jouno is always my fav here

#i mean tecchous my number one babygirl but in terms of writing its jouno #ask 🐟 #bsd 🐟 #jouno 🐟

[the-girl-who-has-too-many-waifus]

i love him your honour

#he is so babygirl #sjrgjedk #bsd tecchou #bungou stray dogs #bsd

[skyss-personal-hell]

Imagine going up to Jouno and being like

”hey kitten”

AT WORK??? IM SKRRY ITS SO FUNNY TO ME

Ok so imma be 100% honest w you all. I am so fucking high right now. But i’ll try bc ily all. Also bc im feeling so creative rn. Like i got all this creativity in my brain it’s invading me. I got the universes creative core rn ykkkk

Saying “hey kitten” while at work.

Jouno

• Audibly says “what the fuck.” like spaces between each word.

• will kill u if any colleges hear. especially if it’s someone who will bully him RELENTLESSLY for it. (teruko/tecchou)

• “We’re breaking up.” Cant really tell if he’s serious or not u til after work. Then he scolds u but ur still together! (a wins a win)

• If yall aren’t dating then he’s 100x more harsh about his scolding and rough housing/potential fist fight to the death (probs not rlly)

• If you call him babygirl as well…

• You might actually see death himself!

• He might just cry at how absurd and stupid you are tbh

• if yall dating and you make stupid comments like this he 100% gets u to stfu by choking on his dangalang boioioioioioioing slurp doodle gulp gulp gulp nya star seer, piston, disco stick, 9000, electric boogaloo, length member stick.

A/N i am so sorry you read thru this. Idk if it’s comprehensive or even legible but likeeee yeah. Sorry i liked died again but im gonna be on vacation for 9 days soooon soooo yeah anywas luv yall sm!!!

#bungou gay dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungou stray dogs jouno #jouno saigiku #bungo stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs headcanons #bsd jouno

[shitpostingsystem]

bsd ramblings (season 5)

nikolai is my scrungo

bro can’t live without his electronics omg that chronically online mf

dazai <3

HI RANPO I MISSED YOU

HI POE OMG KISS RANPO 

“yeah you helped out we don’t have time for all your gloating right now” AWWW THEYRE IN LOVE

“tttttttttttttterrorist!!!” bro stutters more than wattpad y/n

WHERE THE HELL IS AKUTAGAWA I HAVENT SEEN HIM IN FOREVER

i love bsd’s intros omfg. the animation, the music, it’s amazing 

kunikida’s hands said “nuh uh”

bro has a massive hangover lmao

i love how the guys are fangirling

why is he a dilf

“no im not! i’m…young!” silly

atsushi has a fear of abandonment? mood 

HI AKUTAGAWA I MISSED YOU

dazai <33333333333333333

SHIN SOUKOKUUUUU 

dazai our he/they king

“a new generation of double black” YES WKNEIDNEJDSSHBEHDBE

“you’re the trial for me” that’s what she (akutagawa) said 

AKUTAGAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ATSUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

oh they’re ok it’s fine. forgot we were going on anime rules

akutagawa has a lung disease?? damn. womp womp. L. roll better stats

i want to hug whoever made the season 5 intro. it’s my favorite 

istfg if akutagawa actually dies i’m killing myself

HI BRAM. SWORD VAMPIRE MAN

AKUTAGAWA IS A FUCKING VAMPIRE NOW WTF 

why is vampirism kinda hot (i’m a sex repulsed asexual) 

WHAT KIND OF SEMIPOP MUSIC IS PLAYING

dazai you silly babygirl

i am a fyodor/dazai bestie truther 

nikolai is so fucking silly

“because i missed you, bestie!” how about boyfriend nikolai? 

nikolai/fyodor

bram basically adopting the kid is amazing and i love it 

“this is a fantastic opportunity, a true gift from heaven” dazai you absolute suicidal mood

“i’m sleepy. take me back” MOOD BRAMBRAM

the kid having trauma is a mood

brambram having an ipod is something i needed 

dazai/sigma besties

dazai dancing with his bestie is amazing 

HI KENJI I MISSED YOU

CHUUYA IS A VAMPIRE NOW?????

kenji having anger issues but appearing chill is a whole mood 

imagine fighting a dude and passing out like bros

“you’re pretty sharp for a three year old” lmao dazai

is fyodor gonna die? dammit i liked that dude 

DAZAI PUT SHOES ON I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR DOGS

dazai being manipulative is so fun to see. i love seeing the burnt wet cat being toxic 

“do you want me to drown you in a bathtub?” “what’s a bathtub?” LMAO I LOVE THOSE TWO

damn childhood friends 

is dostoyevsky a christian????? nah i refuse 

dazai, sigma, dostoyevsky, and nikolai are besties and commit every crime ever (except for like. animal abuse and rape and the shit they wouldn’t do) 

WAIT IS CHUUYA GONNA KILL DAZAI NONONONONKNSJENDUENWJFBWJCBEUCUENCUENDHBEUDHDHE

brambram and the girl are so silly. i love them (i don’t ship them ofc don’t get the wrong idea, parent and kid silly) 

dostoyevsky said help me and went crazy 

split personality??? MOOD????

awww cmon i was hoping for did dostoyevsky 

“FUCK THAT REALLY HURT” GOD I LOVE DAZAI

CHUUYA DONT YOU DARE KILL DAZAI 

DAZAI WINDSUBEIDBWDU WHDBSHWBDUE

NOOOOOOOOO

IM ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY OMFG OMWHDJWNDUW UB WE BEHXBEHDYEH

DAZAIIIIWJHEUDNSUCNDHD

ANIME RULES BETTER ANIME 

I NEED DAZAI TO LIVE GODDAMMIT

MY WET CAT HAS TO LIVE

NIKOLAI STFU DAZAI IS DEAD

O S A M U D A Z A I 

SIGMA NOOOOOOOOOO

OH THANK GOD THANK GOD THANK SWEET BABY JESUS

MY BABYGIRL IS OKAY

“who are you calling a dumbass??” CHUUYA KISS YOUR HUSBAND 

i love him <33333

PLEASE TELL ME SIGMA IS OKAY THOUGH

nikolai just say you have a crush on fyodor 

nikolai and fyodor commit tax evasion together 

bro got fucking stabbed by a girlboss 

the grey haired motherfuckers are gay your honor

WHY IS BRAM FUCKING STOKER HOT 

why the new villain kinda 😳😳

SHIN SOUKOKUUUUUUU

boyfies explained by my moot (@duckduckgoose-exe):

Okay here are the amazing ships as different types of boyfies

Chuuya and Dazai: ‘I hate you’ means ily boyfies

Atsushi and Akutagawa: boyfailure boyfies

Ranpo and Poe: autism boyfies

Jouno and Tecchou: ‘you fucking idiot’ boyfies

Nikolai and Fyodor: crazy but in the homoerotic way boyfies

#bsd ramblings #bsd

[demigoddreamer]

OMG TECCHOU WITHOUT HIS HAT.

HE LOOKS SO GOOD THIS EPISODE. HE'S HOT, HE'S BEAUTIFUL, HE'S PRETTY, HE'S CUTE, HE'S HANDSOME. (I'm not a simp I swear). He's so babygirl(I promised never to use that word T_T)

Ngl they kinda made him getting slammed into a truck painfully kinda hot...but I don't have time to unpack all of that.

He's just so endearing with his ideals of justice and believing in Jouno and wanting to put him above the mission(lol gay). Not to mention his cute little quirks like eating questionable food combinations or watching ants.

Even with all of Studio Bones' fuck-ups, this is one of the things they've managed to do right.

#bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd #bsd season 5 #bsd season 5 episode 8 #bsd spoilers #suehiro tecchou

[judasgot-it]

Are you saying that tecchou doesn’t think his s/o as his baby?😢my heart doesn’t even break in two pieces, it literally explode in million pieces. Did you hear the explosion that you provoked?😤

(jk, your writing 100/100 as always. Take a star in your beautiful forehead🥰 🌟)

I heard it and i cried sad face. i literally was sobbing on the floor because i miss you everyday now. im heart. broken.

Also i just have a bunch of headcanons for tecchou, he's my special boy. obv there isnt a lot on him so i cant say anything super solid, but he just gives the vibe of not really minding/thinking some of them are a little weird.

he probably is ok with a lot of them like cutie and handsome, but sugar bear? he isnt made of sugar...and last time he checked, he was a twunk. also wtf is a shnookems? that sounds like oompaloompa.

he 100% thinks of his s/o as his baby but in a diff way, he just hates the name cause "wtf im not your parent. you arent a baby anyway youre an adult. im not changing your diaper?"

probably calls his s/o his bone broth or something. beef stew. bitch lasagna. theres cute ones like reason for justice. rat. saber.

idk, man is a sweetie pie but he wont understand... still my babygirl <3

also omg you like my writing? dude... you're MY shnookems... i love this star im gonna look at it every night and smile a little smile and giggle a little girlish giggle of pure unbridled joy

#bsd x reader #tecchou bsd #sorry this answer is so self indulgent #tecchou x reader #i shouldnt even really tag but i will anyway

[mncxbe]

I’m obsessed with tecchou fluff, so I was thinking, Imagine tecchou seeing his s/o’s baby photos with his mother in law😿

🥺🥺 he'd so love to see picture of you as a baby. your mom shows him the album while you were still in the dating phase and he loved every second of it.

there's something really sweet about seeing pictures of you in different stages of life: you as a baby, then a little kid- playing in the sand at the beach or unwrapping Christmas gifts- first day of school when you were wearing your uniform, you at your first sleepover with friends and all that. it's the story of your life unfolding before his eyes, how could he not love it? it makes Tecchou's heart swell with love and pride♡

now every time you two visit your parents he asks to see the album and no matter how embarassed you are about him seeing 1 year old you butt naked in the tub there's nothing you can do to stop him; he will look at the pictures again and every time without fail he'll tell you how beautiful you've become.

i really think that Tecchou would love these pictures a lot because they show him a side of you that he never had access to before. and ofc!! they make him realise that even if you were to meet earlier in life he'd still fall for you. he's a real sweetheart.

#tecchou babygirl #tecchou x reader #bsd tetchou #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd x reader #bsd fluff #anne answers

[kitkatnerds3]

BUNGO STRAY DOGS S5 EP6

Ok, I just watched the episode, and that was fucking amazing! They got so many of the scenes in! Fyolai are being gay, Sigma is already so done with everyone's shit, Ango had his babygirl moment, and they used the Bram music scene to transition into the outro! That was so cool!

While I loved all of this episode and the adventures of Aya and Bra-chan are delightful, I think everyone agrees on the true main characters of this episode.

THE MERSAULT GIRLIES BABYYYYYYY!

Holy shit they were SO babygirl! I mean I already knew they were babygirl but the anime seems to have intensified it! Also, Bones truly has put their entire budget into animating Dazai haven’t they? He was so pretty!! And Fyolai. Oh My God FYOLAI! Did they get gayer? Honestly they might have, Fyodor fucking smiling fondly at Nikolai saying I'm gonna kill you, Dazai's 'wow', I don't think the wow was in the manga why did they add that! Not complaining it was amazing but holy fuck Dazai ships it! Like 'you really have some awesome friends' 'right?' what the fuck is happening :D <- (smile of pure joy) ALSO, Nikolai called Fyodor bestie! I wish it were Dos-kun but bestie is also fucking amazing, just say you're in love. Poor Sigma tho, he ain't payed enough to deal with this gay bullshit.

On a different note, the Ango scene! He was so pretty! He smiled fondly at a picture of Dazai! He called him nasty! It was so nice to see him!

On another different note, Fyodor doesn't need to touch someone to kill them question mark? Probably don't need to add the 'question mark' when typing but I think it helps accentuate my point. I have a kinda bullshit theory about Fyodor's ability that I wrote on my thoughts about chapter 108, but it could be true maybe? In it I theorized that Fyodor didn't actually have to touch anyone to kill them and that that's just a red herring that he set up and that could quite possibly be true!

Anyway, that episode was amazing, it was so silly and it was wonderful. We may have missed Dazai throwing an egg at Fyodor but they kept enough stuff and made Fyolai gay enough that I think it was a fair trade! We will miss you breakfast scene but at least your breatheran survived!

Cant wait for the next episode! I'm not entirely sure what happens next but Aya and Bram might meet Kenji soon which means the the Tecchou Kenji fight and Tecchou's homosexual bullshit will probably show up soon, and we might get the Sigzai waist grab if we're lucky! I think that happens at around this point in time!

#bungou stray dogs #bsd season 5 #bsd dazai #bsd fyodor #bsd nikolai gogol #bsd sigma #bsd fyolai #bsd ango #bsd aya #bsd bram #I am so happy this episode was fucking amazing!

[diagonal-queen]

thungo thursday moment ahaha

they didn't animate akutagawa's final words properly DAMNIT bones

atsushi tired and panting kinda.........hear me out......also ango....wyd here babygirl..........

okay BRAMS ABOUT TO APPEAR GUYS OMG

OMG HE'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND RELATABLE AS ALWAYS OMG BONES YOU'VE ACTUALLY ANIMATED A CHARACTER RIGHT I'M SO PROUD OF YOU IT *ONLY* TOOK FIVE SEASONS <333

no okay i SWEAR i've heard his voice somewhere before. i've heard this voice before where have i heard it

OH FUCK HE WAS NANAMI AND OVERHAUL no fuckin wonder i know the voice

OMG HIGUCHI MY QUEEN I MISSED YOU <3333

the vampire noises eughhhhhh it sounds like a cat gagging on something poor higuchi pls dont be dead

hirotsu protecting tachihara we stan a king with good taste <3 underrated old man

jouno is to tecchou like atsushi is to akutagawa, in the sense that they'll find any reason at all to insult them T-T especially when there's something dangerous happening that could kill them at any moment. what i'm saying is gay behaviour

not like the silly teruko and tachihara moment with the evil ominous music in the background T-T

also tachihara getting the pretty treatment this episode fr. maybe bones felt bad because it was his last (IM SORRY HELP)

NOT FUKUCHI JUST CLOSING THE COFFIN WHILE BRAM ASKS FOR A RADIO LMAOOOOOOOO BRO'S HAD ENOUGH

hey uhh, hey fukuchi??? this is a pretty fucking gay way of thinking about your ex 'friend'

the cherry blossoms and everything T-T my man is WHIPPED (same fukuchi. i disagree with many of your views on the world but i agree with you that fukuzawa is love fukuzawa is life)

mori also getting the pretty treatment tf?????

NOT THE AGENCY SNITCHING TO MORI ABOUT TACHIHARA EFBHKJQGHKHDSKFHKDSHGHHDSFCJHKGHKSGHDGBSD

'i pretended to join the mafia and faked emotions' except the romantic ones you had for gin though. except for those tachiboy

its so funny how fukuchi is explaining his plan to tachihara and bram is just there. like he's just laying there waiting to be picked up lmaooo

him putting his bandaid back on :') ALSO IS HE GONNA SAY THE 'i'm not a hunting dog i'm the port mafia's tachihara michizou' line (or whatever the fuck it was i dont remember word for word) OR DID THEY SKIP THAT BECAUSE IF THEY SKIPPED THAT ICONIC LINE I AM GONNA THROW HANDS

if only tachihara hurried the fuck up with his ability everything would have been good again (im fucking JOKING its a joke holy shit calm down)

OMG THEY DIDN'T SKIP THE PORT MAFIA LINE LESGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TACHIHARA MICHIZOU OF THE PORT FUCKING MAFA

aww hell nah they took his fucking eyes smh can't have shit in detroit

'tachihara you are no angel' you're wrong actually tachihara is perfect and he's done nothing wrong in his life ever i actually know that its canon because I Am God

imagine a yosano and tachihara reconciliation moment where she heals his eyes and they have a long talk about his brother and all that and they become friends that would be the most adorable fucking thing ever omg i need this

'i care for my men tachihara' you just sliced his eyes out fukuchi

omg hopefully we'll get to see agatha soon enough that would be cool i want more british tea lady

and thats it for this week folks. i wish i could have been more enthusiastic about this episode but i'm so unbelievably tired and i just wanna go eepy have a good day guys <3

#dia's daydreams #thungo thursday #tachihara pls dont be die #also i wanna see tecchou and kenji fuckin fight already that would. be sick

[tunaasandwiich]

have you ever considered babygirl tecchou in your lifetime

#bungou stray dogs #bsd tecchou

[huntingdogjouno]

"Tecchou's. Not one. Not two. But more.

Everywhere I look, it's TECCHOU.

Listen. I would have been fine if I only had to see Tecchou face-to-face. I could have lived normally.

But NO.

The internet is CRAZY.

'Tecchou is my babygirl', 'Tecchou is the studio's favourite', 'Tecchou is so silly',

Tecchou, Tecchou, TECCHOU.

I think I might be going mad."

#saigiku jouno's rambles ! #bsd saigiku jouno #jouno saigiku #saigiku jōno #bsd saigiku #bsd jouno #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd rp blog #bsd rp #bungo stray dogs rp #bsd roleplay #bungo gay dogs