#team egg

[lesserknownhusbands]

#boris habit #dr. habit #smile for me #yugo limbo #team egg #profoundlyluckyfox #mod: blini #now we're just hittin the 'chars the mods are totally so normal about I prommy' zone #he is simply. so special n wonderful wao.. blessed to represent him here #please treat him niceys <3

[yugsly]

EXTRA SPECIAL TEAM EGG STREAM TONIGHT!!  ^^STREAM LINK^^ We’ve got a... VERY interesting new setup... ;-) Lots to talk about, come hang out n’ chat! Ask questions! HAVE FUN! ...also we’re playing Superstar Saga.

#team egg

[sapphire-writes]

Look at him. I'm making a Team Aegon shirt.

LOOK AT HIS FACE!! you introduced me to this pic and idk what it is about it but it makes me giggle?? twirl my hair?? kick my feet?? LOOK AT HIM!!!

if you make a t-shirt bestie, take my money right now

#sapphire answers #thin ice #team egg #team cregan #what we thinking #look at his face #my goodness #modern egg has me down bad

[vaxxman]

Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 heavy #tf2 soldier #Medic's reaction to a stick of butter is 100% based on my own reaction after reading an American recipe for the first time #Like I didn't know butter in America came in this normed stick-form I genuinely thought it was some arbitrary unit like ??? A Stick?? #As in I didn't know if the recipe required the butter to be in this specific shape; like sometimes you have to add butter in shaves or molt #no biggie lemme whittle away at my butter block until it's shaped like a stick? And then I learnt it was the portions that butter comes in #Cut me some slack; I'm used to recipes using eggs as the scale-up ingredient; not butter #I also learnt that medical labels is where metric units are mostly encountered simply because medicine is international #But that is the main reason why I think Medic would not realise he'd have to deal with imperial units until he goes grocery shopping #The man's just been ignoring the “oz” information right below everything he's ever used; out of sight out of mind #I want to think Engi is the most normal person about the entire metric-imperial-units thing he just does some mental arithmetic and done #King just learned système international d'unités during one of his 11 phds; it's not unrealistic

[alienssstufff]

listen..my vision…

#stufffsart #bdoubleo100 #bdoubleo #bdubs #slimecicle #slimecicle fanart #(INSANE combo of names here) #qsmp #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 5 #qsmpblr #hermitblr #mcytblr #but let’s be fr S5!Bdubs would NOT be in Bolas - NHO is like Soulfire to me more than anything -w- #q!Slime would HATE him #(but at least the egg fort for team Blue would’ve looked nicer if he were around)

[svtskneecaps]

i also just want to point out the qsmp members' commitment to like never letting the inactive members die. like dantdm logged on twice and is canonically dead and everyone continues to blame mysterious happenstance on him. spreen is canonically dead and yet people are still like namedropping him even tho the house façade he built has been demolished and also probably consumed by a mountain. they meme on kameto who's barely been on except that time he was a fed spy that was iconic as hell. they just immortalize their members and they're always so happy to see old faces come back and it lowkey makes me emotional lmfaoo like missa barely logged on for a while but goddamn nobody forgot his name bc philza can't go one day without mentioning him and mariana barely logs on but every time fit saw the homeless mariana in roier's city no matter what he'd stop dead and tell it "come home" and when slime came back to the server for elections after having logged off for the last like two months everyone was still excited to meet him bc the others had kept his memories on the server fresh and alive, maxo died canonically in the nuke and pierre pasted his face all over the server, luzu vanished for months and we never forgot him either thanks to the computers and foolish's wack ass family tree. like when purgatory teams were chosen and team red constantly joked about how it would be so over for the other teams once germán logged on despite the fact that germán had only ever logged on ONCE, the way they cheered when they snatched rubius in the split of green despite the fact that rubius hadn't logged on more than twice since march. they just keep the names alive all the time and it's like

it just makes me really happy to see. like it makes me really happy. like the admin team and the members alike are like 'no way in HELL are we letting your memory go' like damn once ur on isla quesadilla you really are stuck as an islander forever :D

#qsmp #shut up vic #block game brainrot #not gonna put this in the main body because 🤢 but also #filler tag filler tag ravioli ravioli you must hit read more to see this #the hatsune miku jokes to keep a member's memory alive during a long hiatus are also an example of this effect #anyway i really hope the server can continue and the issues are resolved #bc i'd really love to see pol back on the server like genuinely #there's more examples obviously and not all of them are ones i can remember #but just. i mean even the dead eggs whose admins aren't even on the team anymore #every month bad and dapper made a point to visit their graves and remember them (sometimes with company) #it's like holy shit fucking goddamn it hits me in the chest seriously #sorry for the massive unbroken paragraph that's how the thought looks in my head too so i opted not to break it up

[chamoemileclown]

team red egg is now real

#this guy is so stupid i think they would eat sand for fun #the file name I kept all my textures in is just “stupidfucker” because I couldn't come up with a name for this guy #also i have to make the legs like stupid long whenever I render and egg sitting its so fucking funny #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp art #qsmp eggs #qsmp purgatory #qsmp red team #qsmp team bolas #qsmp team red #bolas rojas #team bolas

[collierose1]

warm autumn evenings

#tangotek #tango tek #solidaritygaming #team rancher #rancher duo #hermittober #inspired by when i went out with my aunt to her chicken coop #and her easter egg chickens laid so many pretty eggs #what a fortune :) #my art

[candyje11yfish]

springfest save me... springfest... save me springfest

#mari's art #springfesting this before their official design reveal #its gonna be like #whats ur fave spring activity #FLOWERS vs egg vs big man's team #trust me i work at nintenfo #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatfest #springfest #spring fest #deep cut #frye #frye onaga #frye splatoon #splatoon frye #shiver #shiver splatoon #shiver hohojiro #splatoon shiver #where is big man? the void #i am a tall frye shirt shiver truther #deep cut splatoon #splatoon fanart #splatoon art

[thepenguisalive7]

Red words

#oooo #my theory is that based on the eggs messages #as well as the message pac and Mariana got #I feel as though blue is most likely the cursed team! #but it’s just a theory 😆 #qsmp #qsmp fanart #dapper qsmp #richarlyson qsmp #chayanne qsmp #dapper #richarlyson #chayanne

[zarla-s]

So I spent the last couple days making a HeavyMedic fansite and it is the most ELABORATE SITE I'VE EVER MADE and I'm so unbearably proud of it, it looks SO COOL!! Especially the Fictracker page!! It's even responsive!! You have no idea how long it took to get everything looking right and spacing it and everything. I've never made a site that looks this fancy before! I'M SO PROUD OF IT LOOK AT IT!! LOOK AT IT!!! LOOK AT IIIITTTT plz

Also made some link buttons! Still don't really have an official name for the site as it is but WHATEVER maybe I'll decide on one later. YOU CAN USE THESE TO LINK TO IT FROM YOUR OWN SITE you have your own site right, you should make onneeee (here are some resources if you don't know how) and if it's a TF2 site TELL ME AND I WILL LINK BACK TO IT

[patreon]

#team fortress 2 #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #there are some easter eggs on the site too :3 #try and find them!! #i just have this open in a tab and keep looking at it and being like man this is so cool #web design can be so tedious and yet so rewarding #have a new appreciation for how slick the tf2 ui is #absolute goldmine for site design #lol comparing this to the huntersmoker site or ghost tutorial that's as barebones as you can get

[kingofthecapybaras]

inspired by various people in foolish's chat saying the bolas rojas egg should have a gas mask

#idc if this never happens this is how they look in my heart #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp purgatory #qsmp eggs #this is hard to tag bc its hypothetical lmao #my art #qsmp bolas #qsmp red team

[yugsly]

FRIDAY NIGHT the Eggs and I are baaaaaaaack at it once more with CULT OF THE LAMB. Will our evil unicorn malewife Chattathy B cause more mischief?! Most likely. The DRAMA!!! Tune on in, folks. STREAM LINK HERE

#team egg #cult of the lamb

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo just received a new video of the Eggs after finishing The End elytra minigame. Fit and Tubbo are theorizing that the Eggs were split into 3 teams, just like the Islanders were split into Red, Blue, and Green teams in Purgatory.

(Note: It's ok to be worried about the Eggs, but on a meta level, please remember that it's highly unlikely that Quackity or the admins would ever permanently kill off any Eggs! They know how important the Eggs are to us and the streamers.)

#QSMP #Purgatory #QSMP Eggs #Tubbo #Blue Team #AAAAAAAA

[blondephenobarbitol]

IT WAS ME I SAID YOUR MOM

WHAT DID I DISCOVER???

#it was all fun and games until I was Percieved #starkid #team starkid #starkid new musical #starkid productions #easter egg #theory #help me out guys #cinderella's castle

[pommunist]

With everything we learned during these past 24 hours, I hope that as the QSMP moves forward and implement the changes Quackity talked about, we, the audience can keep in mind a few things :

-Be kind and be patient with the admins, especially those in the roleplaying and writing department. Sure, some things have been frustrating as a viewer, but we know that they are very hardworking and didn’t have much control on the way some things happened.

-Listen when some communities use their voices to raise constructive criticism about issues that they think the server face. Things cannot improve if people don’t have the space to point out problems without facing hate.

I truly hope things will improve, that the admins can work in better conditions and have the efforts and love they put in the project be recognised. This can only bring positive change for everyone’s experience with the QSMP, including ccs and viewers.

#qsmp #qsmp discourse #i just CANNOT believe people were out there saying some egg admins didn’t log in enough #or that the lore admin team sucked bc blablabla when they couldn’t do much with the power they had #can’t believe i had to see people trash on the brazilian and french community #saying we would always complain for nothing #hope this will also be a lesson for the audience to chill and think