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txdxsh1 · 3 years

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RANDOM AKAASHI KEIJI HEADCANONS I HAVE (GENERAL + BF + OUTFITS)

genre: fluff/comfort/crack

authors note: i really hope you guys like these hc’s JWBDUWJ they’re so weird but i love them <3 akaashi is quite literally best boy <3333 we love

general:

has a habit of cracking his knuckles a lot

he stretches every night before bed

he keeps a sketchbook and likes to draw for fun but he’s never told anyone (he’s actually pretty good)

he once learned a tiktok dance just for bokuto and OH MY GOD

loves making playlist but only has like 4

reads for fun...FOR FUN

most of his clothes are thrifted

his shoe collection is godly

likes to read on the train

he speaks 3 languages (and is learning a 4th)

hates science classes but somehow it’s his best subject

has a disposable camera and does his best to try and take it everywhere

he has backne (back acne) and it’s like his worst insecurity

can name every single flower (i don’t know how he memorized them all but he DID)

little kids love him and he doesn’t know why

his mom always makes him do skincare with her on sunday night (everyone always wonders how his face is so clear)

listens to music in his earbuds at 2 am when he can’t sleep

he writes poetry!! (his metaphors are literally the most beautiful things you will ever read)

only sings when he’s alone (and even then he does so very quietly)

he’s a pretty crier

is so incredibly polite (which is why teachers love him so much)

his favorite curse word is fuck

^ he also only curses in front of his friends

he actually eats A LOT but has a fast metabolism which is why he doesn’t really gain weight that easily

owns a record player

konoha and him will purposely talk loudly about how “great bokuto is” so that he’ll be less likely to go into emo mode

people who don’t know him personally automatically think he’s really popular but in reality he only has like 5 friends ISBDHSBJS

has a thing for sugary cereals

he knows how to make a bunch of origami animals (he’s tried teaching bokuto multiple times and every time he has failed miserably)

feels really bad when he sees old people sitting by themselves so usually he’ll sit and talk to them (AND THEY ALL LOVE HIM EINDUWIS)

boyfriend:

he told you that this song is what it felt like falling in love with you

never got affection as a child so it took him a bit to get used to it

LOVES holding hands

he planned one of those dates where you sit at the park and paint on little canvases

he really likes this song because it reminds him of you

bought you a locket on your one year anniversary and every year (along with your other presents) he gives you a new photo for it

looks at you with really loving eyes and everyone teases him for it

compares his hand size with yours like every single day even though he knows what they look like (he just likes it)

has a picture of you in his wallet

you guys have these rings

likes napping with you

gives you presents randomly (mostly cute, little things he finds at the store hahah)

takes you on dates to botanical gardens

^ please the whole time is him telling you random facts about flowers IWBDHSNUS

gets super blushy when you come to watch his games (he’s so happy pls)

taught himself how to ballroom dance/waltz just for you

he isn’t one for pda but if some guy starts staring you down he will not hesitate to put his arm on your shoulder and pull you just a little closer to him

will gladly share his food with you if you forgot yours

was so nervous to say i love you that you ended up having to say it first and he felt so bad (this poor baby omg)

his favorite names for you are “love” and “darling”

likes when you lay on his thighs because then he gets to “appreciate your beauty” as he puts it (also just likes playing with your hair pffttt)

he doesn’t really care for it but he would let you paint his nails if you wanted to

you’re his homescreen

loves your laugh so much

outfits i think he’d wear:

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catwithangerissues · 3 years

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Green tea, pastries, and a hoodie.

-A Shirabu Kenjiro Oneshot

Pairings: Shirabu x (Gender Neutral) Reader

Warnings: None! Completely sfw. Just some shy!Shirabu, introvert!reader, newly established relationship, and mentions of touch aversion.

Basically, I wrote this for a friend who I matched up with shirabu, who wasn’t the biggest fan of physical touch, though open to it with an s/o. It was meant to be a Drabble, but it quickly turned into a Oneshot lmao. Here ya go @almalckd ✨

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You had woken up late that morning, rushing to get out of bed as soon as your eyes laid on the time on the clock that rested atop the nightstand. You quickly fixed your hair, not really caring for it’s appearance at the moment, and brushed your teeth, quickly throwing on your uniform. It always annoyed you how you couldn’t just wear comfy clothes to school, you’d much rather that, especially in the winter..

You grabbed your bag and as soon as you stepped outside, the chilly air made you curse under your breath. “Classic..” You thought sarcastically and rolled your eyes at yourself. You toyed with the idea of just turning around and grabbing another jacket to go over your blazer, but a quick glance at the time told you that wasn’t an option today.

As you rushed to the school, a fellow late acquaintance joined you along the way. You two made small talk as you bitterly laughed about being so irresponsible for staying up so late studying the night before, you knew the copper haired setter would have a sarcastic comment about the situation, even though he does the exact same thing every week.. Though you didn’t want to admit it, he’d be right when he retorted back with a statement about how he’d never been late even on such little sleep. The thought alone made you crack a small smile.

Luckily enough, you weren’t late, you even made it in time to speak to a few of your friends before your first hour began. Setting your stuff down on your desk, seated away from other students, you felt relieved that you hadn’t missed class, and for your spot in the classroom. You were a bit of an introvert, but you were especially thankful today that you had your own space, since you knew you would be grumpy from the rough start to your day and didn’t want to take it out on anyone accidentally.

You see, you attend the prestigious school, Shiratorizawa Academy. You were an honors student, and therefor have a good handful of other class 4-6 students as friends. This was your second year at the school, and you had been enjoying the year so far, though exam week always stressed you out. You decided to attend Shiratorizawa after you had reached the top of your class in middle school, and that happened to be where you met Shirabu Kenjiro. You had known him for a few years through some other acquaintances, plus the fact that you two were academic rivals, but you weren’t close until your first year of high school. Fast forward a year and a half, and the setter held a much more special place in you heart.

You had only been together for a short while at this point. Having crushed on each other for a year and a few months before you two had the courage to mutually confess. He took you on a few study dates before you two made it official, and that brings you back to today.

You smiled at the fond memory of the red faced boy fiddling with his hands and looking uncharacteristically nervous as he told you how he felt. You mentally noted to replay that sweet memory in your head next time you were feeling anxious.

You were awoken from your dreamland by the teachers voice calling for the classes attention. Everyone situated themselves in their assigned seats, and the class began..

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It felt as though your first hour had taken longer than usual, or maybe it was the fact that you hadn’t yet seen your boyfriend today, so you were eager, and you were slightly hangry, having no time to grab breakfast this morning.

You walked out of you class, and sat by the wall a few steps away was the salt shaker himself. You smiled at him, happy to see your personal stress reliever, though he could only playfully smirk and raise an eyebrow at how tired you looked. He thought you looked quite cute all sleepy, but he felt a small pang of sadness in his heart when he quickly recalled the hundred other times you’d come to school like that, and the reason behind it.

“Hey, sorry I didn’t text you this morning, I woke up late..” You smiled sheepishly as you trailed off, hands behind your back as you slightly rolled on the balls of your feet, hoping he wouldn’t lecture you hypocritically on how you should sleep more.

“I figured, I stopped by the cafe you like on the way to school and thought you could use this.” He handed you a small to-go cup, labeled with his last name and the words ‘green tea’ in messy handwriting, and the packaged pastry you’d always get child-like excitement about when they had them in the mornings, freshly baked and still warm.

You two had gone to that cafe together many times now, whether it be for breakfast or a study date, you knew each other’s favorite items from the menu, but you still couldn’t help the feeling in your stomach at the thought that he remembered those little moments with you, or maybe you were just hungry..

He turned his face away slightly, and tucked his hands in his uniform pockets shyly after you took the goodies into your hands. He wasn’t very fond of pda, and he struggled to show his affection, or at least he thought he did, you gladly accepted his many different forms of it.

You took note of the scarlet color adorning his cheeks, and giggled at his mildly flustered state. “Thank you, Kenji. Hmm, maybe I should be late more often?” You joked, a sly smirk hinted on your face. You really did appreciate when he did things like this for you, despite the little quip.

“Don’t even think about being late on purpose, brat. I won’t be so nice.” He pouted lightly and huffed, turning to walk to your next class, a blush still adorning his cheeks. The threat wasn’t entirely empty, but you knew he was a big softy for you at the end of the day. You happily walked along side the boy, sipping the tea he had gotten you along the way, enjoying the warmth on your hands and in your previously angry stomach.

The two of you made a few more witty exchanges until you had reached your shared second class of the day. Making your way to your seats, coincidentally, you two sat next to each other. This teacher was a bit more laid back than your others, regardless of teaching a rather difficult subject, and that meant you got to sit with the copper headed boy that hour. Sitting your stuff down, you sat back and enjoyed your small breakfast, thankful for Kenji’s thoughtfulness once again.

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The rest of the school day passed by normally, nothing particularly exciting happening, other than listening to Tendo tell stories to Wakatoshi at lunch, trying to provoke a reaction out of the stoic man, and the rest of the team making conversation around the table you all occupied.

You had just walked your boyfriend to the doors of the gym, about to drop him off for practice. You sometimes would stay and watch them, the other boys often teasing Shirabu about your presence. You were surprisingly good friends with the boys, even Coach Washijo liked you, he claimed you kept the boys in line when they would start to lose focus. Though you just thought that was his weird way of saying Shirabu practiced better when you were around, not being as insulting to his other classman than day.

As the two of you stopped by the door, to the left of it actually, the boy turned to you, taking note of your shivering form. Remember earlier, when you thought about grabbing a jacket from home before heading out for school but decided against it to avoid being even later to class? You internally groaned at your own stubborn nature, and noted to start keeping a sweatshirt in your bag from now on.

“Idiot..” A ‘tck rolled off his tongue as he saw you, rolling his eyes, he knew you weren’t fond of being touched very much, so he offered of the best solution he could think of at the time to his shivering s/o. “D-do you want my hoodie?..” He shyly asked, normally Shirabu was quite the hotheaded partner, making insulting, albeit lighthearted, jokes to you every chance he got. But something in him softened when he saw your sweet face in that moment.

“I-I know you don’t really like hugs, and I’m not the biggest fan of pda anyways, so.. if you want my hoodie, that’s okay with me.. you can keep it for as long as you’d like, just don’t forget to bring one next time it’s cold, dummy.” He had already taken off his backpack, fishing for the hoodie he had placed in there this morning, despite not feeling the need to wear it himself as he initially thought he would.

You were pretty flustered at the idea of wearing his hoodie, but you were incredibly appreciative of his sentiment in that moment. “Yes please.” You smiled giddily, taking the hoodie and placing it over your frame, and immediately smiling at the warmth it provided you. You snuggled into the collar of it for a moment, breathing in the scent of your boyfriends cologne.

He muttered something under his breath as he put his backpack back on, and he couldn’t seem to keep his eyes off of you at the moment. “Hmm? I didn’t hear you, Shira’. ” “I said you look really cute wearing my clothes..” He partially interrupted and admitted frustratedly, still blushing. You smiled lightly as you placed your arms around his midsection, pulling him towards you gently, and nuzzled into his collar bone/the crook of his neck. He tensed in your hold, and a few seconds past before the tension released as he wrapped his arms around you carefully. It felt as though he thought you’d break if he held you too tightly.

“Thank you, Kenji. I appreciate everything you did for me today, especially this. You know how much physical contact puts me off, but you did everything to make sure I was comfortable today. So, thank you.” You smiled at giving him the praise you knew he secretly enjoyed, nuzzling further into his warm arms.

He felt tense again and he scampered to get his next words out, “Y-you don’t have to do this, I- I don’t want you to be uncomf-“ You hushed him with a light kiss on the lips, and though your eyes were closed, you feel his eyes on you and his shocked expression. You pulled away after a few seconds, looking up at the boy with a smile, “I know you don’t, but I’m not uncomfortable with you Kenji. Believe me, I’ll tell you if I ever don’t want something like this.” He relaxed in your arms again, pulling away after another minute or two in the embrace, he glanced at the time on his watch and looked at you, slight sadness evident in his eyes, like a puppy who’d had its toy taken away or been scolded for tearing through the trash.. again. You took this as a hint that he had to go for practice, and sighed happily as he planted a final quick kiss on your forehead. Turning away after, and waving as he entered the gym for afternoon practice.

As you turned and walked back into the main building of the school, you couldn’t help the shit eating grin on your face as you felt a few of the other passing by volleyball boys glance at you, taking note of Shirabu’s hoodie adorning your body. You knew he’d get a bit of slack for it, but also that he wouldn’t mind it for you.

You sat alone for a couple moments, recalling the last few minutes, and found yourself smiling. Maybe physical touch with someone, only if it was your Kenji, wasn’t so bad after all.

fin.

Hope you all enjoyed this little (lol, no) Oneshot! I’m a huge Shirabu simp and loved writing this! :)

🌱My itty bitty tag list : @almalckd

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imaginary-mochi · 4 years

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General Fluffy HC: Luffy and Zoro with their S/O!

Hi there, @ohnoluffy! (˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶)

Thank you so much for you request, you are my first ever!!! (งˆ▽ˆ)ง These are kinda long, lol. These are some of my general HC for these two lovable pirates, it was so much fun.

Luffy

It's not an understatement that he LOVES food. He's gonna drag them to his side to any meal. "C'mon! We are having a feast!" (For the fifth time on the week)

Luffy is NOT fond of sharing, however he will fight for other people's food and then hand it over to his s/o, making sure no one takes away anything that he's given to them.

He's a tamable soul once he's decided that his s/o is now one of his biggest and most important treasures in the world. I'm implying that if they ask him to behave, HE WILL.

It's the most adorable thing ever when they ask him to bathe and he just pouts and clings to them, like a cute little sloth in a tree. His s/o just gives him the silent stare and watch him go to the shower, all "puppy-eyed". (It's good, considering he spends a lot of time with them and Luffy's bathing habits are terrible)

Important and loved people in Luffy's life can count that they will always have him to cheer them up in moments of fragility, specially with his s/o.

Sometimes he just doesn't understand the reason behind it and may come off well, rude and insensitive with his words but his actions make up for it.

He could cuddle for hours in the Sunny's mane, just silently giving them his company in this quiet and calm space.

From time to time, he would take his s/o attention to the coulds to find shapes of animals, friends or even monsters, tell one or two embarassing stories from the crew members or convince them to go fishing and catch dinner, so he could cook it for them. (Sanji is having a stroke, somewhere in the ship)

It was rare for Luffy to find peace in his life, but he truly acknowledged it when he lost Ace. After training with Rayleigh, he realized that meditation, quietness and peace of mind are valuable assets, and he likes to practice it with their s/o.

Everyone is just surprised that his s/o became his safe space. He goes to them when small little things that irritate him happen, just seeking comfort. (When he got upset that Nami did not buy the weird ass stuff he wanted, when he had a terrible cold but wouldn't let their hand go from the hammock he was resting in, or those nights were he goes back to the past, to Saobody, to Marineford... ) Yep. They became the balance in his agitated life. And he needed it.

Makes the stupidest faces and impressions, he loves being the reason for their s/o to smile or laugh. He doesn't care what kind of situation is, if it is appropiate, how embrassing is ir or if it is really, bad timing....HIS GONNA MAKE THEM LAUGH ANYWAYS.

His impression of his s/o is:

- "Oi oi, look at this! Guess who is it!" [Procedes to talk into an INCREDIBLY silly voice by strangling his neck] "I am the prettiest person in the ship"

- "Hard to say. There's a lot of pretty people in here."

-"It's you! Don't be an idiot! Who else can it be?!"

He does not call them pet names. He dumb af and started called them "meat" or "Sanji's meat roll" because he thinks they are precious words by their own, so they are good for someone equally precious.

Number 1 on the Strawhat list of "who shows more PDA". He's just clingy and will hug, carry and kiss his s/o at every chance he gets. He would crave their presence and tender touch. But from you, he's all over with little nose kisses.

Low-key jealous lmao.

- "WHO ARE YOU? NO, you CAN'T have them. Get your own. I know that you want them! You will have to defeat me then!"

- "Luffy I just... I just petted this dog and it followed me..."

Zoro

You know someone own his heart when he teaches them how to "have great comebacks for a ugly swirly brows man"... Sometimes his s/o can't help themselves from letting a fight start between these two for their amusement. Together with Usopp, they have a secret scoreboard were they keep tabs of won arguments and the best comeback lines. (Point system goes from "lame" to "Damn I'm calling the sun and ask him to retire cuz that shit BURNED")

If his s/o is allowed to TOUCH and HEAR about his swords, they are in a WHOLE other level. Zoro opening his nerd side for swords to someone is incredibly rare and really cute.

He does not necessary have a thing for swords because of their power stance, sharpness or being cursed or not. He, however, has an extensive fixation on forgin techniques and artistry involved on their crafting.

He goes on and on, about patterns on sheaths, seals, meanings, inscriptions, popular or ancient ways blacksmiths used to leave a signature on their work... His s/o stares at them after hours of his talking and explaining. He suddenly stops and blushes realizing what he's been doing and for how long.

But he blushes even more when they say stuff like: "Look the pattern on that one, kinda reminds me of that one you told me about, or is it the one on the left that resembles it more?"

Zoro is a simple man, if you remember those little special things he's told you he's done riding on clouds the rest of the day lmao.

Honestly if his s/o just so happens to be a nerd for history, legends or myths for swords OR it's some sort of illustrator/artist he's gonna straight up ask them to spend the rest of their life together.

Has a dedicated, exclusive 1-1 time for their s/o needs, away from all those rutinary things. He's not the one to take them out. Cuz you know... [[[ Orientation ]]] But it's all about wandering around and landing some place where his s/o interest peaked.

He's all about their s/o's hobbies, depending of what it is, He would ask stuff from time to time to keep track of the convo. Zoro is a passive input, more hearing than talking, but he's not afraid to ask things he doesn't know about. Sometimes he can ask some pretty weird shit and makes their s/o crack of laughter.

He's actually pretty good remembering what kind of things their s/o like, or things they don't say outloud they like. He just connects the dots and that's it.

BOM, surprise gift.

BOM, a kiss on the forehead accompanied by: "I think you would like this".

BOM. S/O is deceased.

Zoro is the fourth most confident Strawhat on PDA with his s/o around other people. He's not clingy, cheesy or trying to show them off as his only. He still doesn't give a damn what other people think, but he's more subtle, yet constant.

Loves to pat their s/o head, hair and mess it up, lots of tender (or rushed) forehead kisses. Pulls them always by his side, walks with them locking their arms. He will carry them from the bedroom to the deck only to continue napping... Carry them pretty much everywhere with that strenght lol, hello s/o sentient dumbbell. But still, every touch of his calloused hands tells them that they matter, so much to him.

Ocasionally and absent-mindedly will throw around "Love" as petname. But nothing more, he's not trying to become a "second ero-cook".

#under the cut #one piece headcanons #one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #;;;;;;#fuck can someone tell me how tf i put this please?;;;;;

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