#tawog headcanons

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

Haha..new tawog hcs <3

(also my mom always told me I was exactly like Gumball and I never forgot about it)

- gumball loves horror, horror films, games anything. Darwin does not.

- gumball standard face is :3, the problem is that people can't understand if he's smiling mischievously or if it's his normal face.

- gumball when he was younger liked to snooze in Darwin's bowl.

Darwin had to sleep in the bathtub sometimes for it

- Carrie feels lonely because she can't touch anything, not even Darwin. She feels alone despite being in a room with so many people.

- penny flirts, Gumball gets flustered.

- gumball enjoys saying words in different languages, he likes to say ciao, hola, excusez-moi,Nǐ hǎo and more. It's simple words really, hello, excuse me, or words of objects like pants, paper, anything. He just likes to do that.

- Darwin likes to hum parts of songs, while instead gumball likes to make little noises.

Darwin says that if he hears weird noises around him he knows he's not going crazy it's just gumball.

- gumball speaks alone, he just speaks out loud to himself (got it from his grandma.), Darwin instead likes to write (no matter how bad his handwriting is.) he just keeps a diary no one can read and instead looks like some kind of secret code.

- Richard knows how to cook, he's just too lazy to do so. Sometimes he does cook whenever Nicole can't because she's too tired.

- Nicole suffers of insomnia.

- gumball is he sits still for too long will start rocking slightly unconsciously, he doesn't even notice it when he does it.

- Darwin has abandonment issues, which explains his jealousy whenever gumball and penny hang out.

it surely does annoy gumball because he can't properly enjoy some time alone with his girlfriend, but he gets where Darwin comes from, so he doesn't get mad, but he gets annoyed still.

Gumball makes up for Darwin by hanging out with him the next day.

- Anais is.. lonely. The only time she ever gets someone to hang out with is Polly. Whenever gumball is babysitting her.

But it's still lonely for Anais since it's not that often.

- when people say Gumball is anxious and paranoid, they ain't joking. Gumball is genuinely anxious about anything, talking to people he doesn't know, going in public, coming in late, coming in too early, what if this happens, what if that happens. He just pretends he's all good (he is very much not)

- Darwin always wonders what would happen if they were fictional, who would be he shipped with.

Gumball knows that answer very well. He decides to stay silent for his brother's mental health. (He saw things that he shouldn't have)

- gumball is the kid who says romance is disgusting but then gets all lovely dovely with his girlfriend

- gumball originally wanted the bed on top because he enjoyed watching everyone from up there but Darwin wanted him by his side at night so he just got the bottom one.

- gumball is the one asking "would you still love me if I was a worm" in the relationship.

- Nicole is not a cat person, and it's actually a thing between cats. For example my eldest cat HATES other cats, it took him ages to get used to the new kitten. Oh but he's super friendly and cuddly with new people! He loves anything that isn't a cat. He purrs and cuddles.

So yeah. Nicole doesn't enjoy the presence of other cats around, unless it's a cat she knows, like her parents or his son. (It's a territory thing for cats, btw.)

- Darwin sometime pets gumball with his feet. Gumball lets him until it gets annoying.

- gumball sometimes joins in the gossip between masami and Leslie.

- Penny's dad is tormented by gumball. He's like when a cat goes specifically to the people who don't like cats and ignore everyone else. That's exactly their relationship.

Y'know the whole "I bought a cat despite my dad not wanting it" situation? Yeah. That's gumball and penny's family.

- Anais once ran a business where she sold candy, and she got money instead. Didn't run for long because president brown treated it like some illegal drug situation or something

- gumball when he was younger was that one kid who looks cute and acts innocent around adults but he's a nightmare to the other kids his age. He still is, he's just everyone's problem now.

- once in class they talked about scoliosis or any problem of posture and it took weeks for gumball to convince Darwin that he did not have scoliosis or any of the other things, he's just a cat and cats are built weird. It's normal.

- whenever Gumball coughs he sounds like a dying man who has smoked for 30 years, no one knows why but it scares the shit out of everyone each time.

- gumball thrives in dresses. He's the prettiest girl at the party.

- honestly gumball is just a crazy bastard, in the real sense. Like he's fully unhinged and it's not even funny, penny is dating some kind of maniac who will literally kill people just because he wants to prove a point (and he did already in the show. Multiple times.)

And..she still loves him and she just says "it's part of his charm."

- gumball whenever he has to go to the doctor (or vet, in his case.) has to be tied up and sedated real hard because he just hates hospitals. He just hates any hospital, doctor, vet, anything. He hates being there, it makes him super uncomfortable and he has tried before to escape but ended up doing more damage than anything

Anais Is only scared like a little kid, nothing wrong with that, usually it's Darwin to hold her hands (gumball can't because he's busy not being at the doctor. He doesn't wanna go near anything that relates to a doctor or a hospital.)

Darwin is relatively calm at the doctor's appointment (he cries after because he was real scared but was very brave.)

- the reason why gumball hardly gets sick (and if he does is because he makes himself sick just to skip school.) is because he was basically FED antibiotics when he was a toddler. His mother was just very anxious about gumball and his health.

then there's Anais, getting sick once a week.

- Gumball ironically thought of becoming a doctor once, simply because the subject itself is interesting. buttt he gave it up because he's too lazy to actually study all that crap.

- gumball either doesn't remember any of his dreams, or if he does it feels like something that actually happen (it didn't) or he was high or something.

Darwin remembers them very clearly and enjoys talking about it! They are nonsensical though.

Anais actually has.. somewhat..normal dreams? She dreams about daisy anyway.

- sometimes Leslie asks gumball genuine opinion on boys in terms of dating, since Leslie only knows gumball who (as a guy) likes guys. The rest seem to be straight (therefore will only talk to you about girls, instead of boys) or just aren't interested in dating.

..only because gumball actually has good points and good taste. In both boys and girls. (But Leslie is interested in boys.)

- gumball sometimes says that penny looks like a sunset and that he would prefer seeing her over the actual sunset, she hasn't recovered from it still.

- gumball figured out he was bisex because before he had a crush on penny he actively thought a few guys in his school were cute and he would date them if he had the chance. Probably had a crush on one or two of 'em.

- in the Wattersons house there's this rule of "don't trust gumball if he's either sleep deprived or after 8pm" because he'll start spitting stuff like "your nervous system has no idea your eyes exist so once they find out, you are already blind because the nervous system sees them as a threat." Or "you can get an aneurysm at any time no matter how healthy you are" and it freaks Darwin out to the point he can't sleep.

so they told Darwin, gumball just lies by 8pm and doesn't think straight when sleep deprived. Just so Darwin can sleep.

- penny is a gumball apologist. Yes her boyfriend is a dumbass and yes he did nothing wrong (she absolutely knows gumball is totally in the wrong most of the time but she defends him nonetheless.)

- gumball is normally on his tippy toes, like any cat. So to reach Penny's cheek to kiss her he has to get on a stool, needs her to crouch down or she needs to pick him up.

- penny is going insane with the whole red flag, green flag, situationship, one month rule this one month rule that.. gumball instead has NO idea how to date or what to do but he's doing a better job than any guy in existence.

- Carrie and gumball hang around in hunted houses. For fun. Gumball is the "hey ghosts! It's ya boy!" Type.

- penny enjoys getting all dressed up whenever it's for a date and gumball is Adam Sandler walking around with his clothing style

- usually it's gumball who makes a ponytail for Anais with her ears.

- yeah gumball has a sister, you know he's well educated on periods and all that shit. (His mother got him ready before Anais was born for when she'll need help.)

- gumball is just not innocent. Not in the sense that he's dirty minded, it's that he just knows stuff normal kids his age don't.

He just acts clueless and dumb so people don't expect much from him, he's too lazy to get high expectations. but he's actually smart and more mature mentally than kids his age.

- Darwin HATES vomiting. Vomit. Anything related to that. He's not scared but really REALLY grossed out, can't even think about it he gets nauseous himself.

- Darwin takes ages to type on phone so he always asks gumball who's relatively fast.

- Darwin.. can't spell. Or at least, has difficulties in it. Gumball always messes with him by giving him the wrong spelling. Darwin never realizes.

- gumball has big difficulties in math. and ms. Simian doesn't make it easier for him.

- Darwin info dumps about sea animals. Gumball now know useless facts about sea animals. (Does not complain)

- gumball likes lemons...again something he shouldn't eat but he does anyway.

- the nickname gumball is from the fact that he tends to sleep tucked in like a ball, which looks like a blue gumball. People just started calling him constantly 'gumball' because it's funny when a cat has a stupid name. (Realistic to irl anyway)

- gumball has a problem with texture.

gumball has both problems with texture AND picky on his own, his mother is going insane with it.

- gumball and Nicole are the fastest in the family, gumball is the fastest in his class if we don't count bobert.

while Nicole shows often how fast she is, gumball is too lazy for that. At least for P.E.

Normally he slows down so Darwin can keep up with him.

- gumball enjoyed eating fish but since it made Darwin uncomfortable he stopped altogether.

- sometimes people tell Darwin that his brother doesn't love him, because cats "don't love you", and that most likely if Darwin dies gumball will eat him.

Darwin response is "okay, I'll let him. He's gotta eat if he's hungry."

- yes gumball often ignores everyone like general cats do. He moves his ears towards your direction but god forbid him to stop his session of watching people from the window and stalk them.

- the coach has to literally give gumball an extra prize (food for free for example) to "motivate him" to do any kind of exercise during P.E. otherwise that cat will never feel like doing unnecessary exercise.

(20% of the time it works.)

- having gumball as a student is like having this guy hang around without a care of the fact that you're here.

Darwin instead will follow instructions CONSTANTLY, sometimes too literally though.

- gumball when he was little used to grab birds or small animals and bring the home, he never really "hunted" them, he just wanted them as a friend in the house.

- gumball is just an average cat just with the ability to talk.

So this small little thing with a massive ego. Y'know, kitty cats!

Nicole is more traumatized than anything, she's the opposite of gumball but that's just because of trauma, really. She still hasn't healed fully from it.

- when gumball was younger he used to bring random food to Darwin because he thought his little brother wasn't capable of doing it himself- like when a cat hunts for you and brings you birds or mice. He's just tryna help.

Sometimes he still does.

- gumball tilts his head when he's confused and trying to understand something.

- cats..play with their food.

You know damn well gumball dies that too. Just not with food, he plays around with people. By making shenanigans and chaos around of course, all in good fun! So yeah he's entertaining himself while everyone screams around.

- gumball stress eats

- when gumball, or any of the Watterson kids need comfort, they go to their father. If they need advice and someone to kick ass, they go to their mother.

- gumball would rather adopt than getting Penny's pregnant. He knows what kind of stuff can happen with a pregnancy or giving birth (death, specifically.) and his anxious ass will not put his girlfriend through that.

- gumball is secretly a nerd. He particularly likes biology and psychology.

He hides this fact about him though, being a nerd at a middle school is like asking to be killed on the spot.

- just like for Darwin watching gumball's ears move individually and can do a 180° is freaky, for gumball it's weird looking at Darwin move his little fish tail at will.

- Darwin taught gumball how to swim like gumball taught Darwin how to walk.

- gumball's grandma (Nicole's mom) has definitely cried like once or twice just by looking at gumball. Because that's HER GRANDSON. And he's just so similar to her child, it's like watching both her little girl in front of her again and watching how much she has missed of Nicole's life.

Gumball's grandpa just calls gumball "Nicole."

"hey Nicole!"

"I'm gumball"

"same thing"

- gumball remembers everything. He pretends not to, but he does. Even if sometimes people say something else happened or have no memory of it, he just remembers it.

This means he remembers when rob killed his entire family in front of him, and gumball is still not fucking over it.

right after it he couldn't sleep or just HAD to cling to Darwin because he thought nothing would happen if he did. If gumball can't die because he's the protagonist, then if he clings to Darwin then neither can he.

Took weeks, painful weeks, of gumball recovering from a trauma only he remembers. His own family tried their best to help him while not even knowing what was bothering him.

Gumball doesn't hate rob but in that moment he wanted to kill him so bad, and he tried too (the only time gumball hates that his own show is family friendly and restrained him from hurting seriously rob)

- gumball wears clothes from the girl section because not only does they fit him better but because they are just more fun to pick (the boy section is just copy and paste. It's boring.)

- yes, Darwin's shoes are STILL the same one gumball gave him all those years ago. They are kind of falling apart but he always fixes them or changes them in order for them to fit

- gumball has a group chat but its members are all the characters that exists on cartoon network. Like yeah gumball is friends with uncle grandpa, yes with Clarence, yes with any character you can think of. They are all friends.

- gumball is the one who says "hear me out" to the most disgusting creatures ever existed.

In fact he constantly says hear me out to penny whenever she transforms into something she finds "ugly and disgusting"

he never means it sexually or anything, on one side it's a joke he likes to do to see people's reaction, on the other, he genuinely loves penny despite on how she looks and it makes her feel better whenever he says that, so.

(he literally fell in love with a walking peanut, if her turning into a dragon doesn't bring him to his knees then idk what does)

- gumball was the one kicking his feet whenever penny texted him or paid attention to him. he still does.

- people think gumball is insane, like genuinely he's mad. And he agrees

- honest I like to believe that in gumball's universe every other animal evolved, cats, bunnies, ect but humans did not or if they did, they are rare asf (reason why humans are "weird" in the gumball world) then other things started to appear, probably from radiations or something and that's where the objects started to walk around.

So everything is still modern but built not for humans but for animals/objects walking around

- Tobias and Leslie did date for a short,in secret, didn't work out too well.

Now for headcanons that I do have and did said before but saying them again

- gumball likes to hang out at Penny's just to loaf and sleep on her chest. She plays on his phone instead (Penny's dad is always worried they might be doing something freaky but that's all he sees.)

- gumball is that type of cat who sits weird as fuck. Like no he doesn't sit like a standard cat he SITS CRISS CROSS APPLESAUCE.

- Darwin has HUMAN feet. the rest is fish. Like when you glue two pieces of different toys together

- gumball is a lanky dude, like for cats he's a tall and lanky motherfucker (like his mother, for cats she's super tall just like her mother.) he just wears baggy clothes so he looks tiny (because he's a young kitten)

- gumball says ominous shit for fun

- gumball constantly slow blinks at penny, she thinks he's high or sleep deprived

- when gumball, or any character that has legs like a cat, deer, horse ect. Wears pants they look like "normal legs" (human legs.)

- gumball's tail is usually down, he's not sad or anything, he's neutral, but oh if he sees penny you see that tail raise AND vibrate (for a cat it means he's EXTRA happy to see you and that he missed you as well.)

- gumball is aware that he's in a cartoon, it's all he ever knew so he can't be upset at that if you never saw the world differently.

Ok I'm done Tumblr is starting to lag when I type on this

#just a heads up #some of gumball's hcs are based off of things i do irl #even some others #ALSO AWARE GUMBALL LEAVE ME ALONE. #that fic ruined me #omg #whoever wrote that fucking fic #i love you/p #tawog #tawog hc #tawog headcanons #the amazing world of gumball #gumball watterson #tawog gumball #darwin watterson #anais watterson #nicole watterson #richard watterson #tawog penny #penny fitzgerald

[cherrywperson]

any headcanons for penny fitzgerald from the hit tv show the amazing world of gumball 🎉

PENNYYYYY shoutout to her okkay

shes trans and pan woooo yepp

she also likes making friendship bracelets and flower crowns ^__^

FUCKK I DONT HAVE MANY HCS FOR HER sorry sorry lemme think . .. . . .

she and gumball watch romcoms together <3 btw oughh my god penny and gumball theyre so amazing t4t girlfailure x boyloser <3 they would find eachother in every universe <3

i think she would like journaling .. yk to destress and help with her emotions and such . its like a comfort to her <3

if she misses a day of school cuz she got sick or smth she would probs call leslie and be like "hey so what happened in school" and he would fill her in on everything thats happened and go on for about an hour . they always have long talks like that

and maybe she could take on baking as a hobby . . . OH and she and the cheerleaders would probably have a groupchat it would be silly .

and also shes a bit of a casual gamer lol (saying this cuz of that official comic i forgor the name of but yeah this is kinda canon) tbh she plays mobile games more idk

she also owns this picture of gumball with a highly decorated frame that she made waaaaa

okay i think those are all sorry these arent many !!!! aaaa !!!!!

#tawog #tawog penny #penny fitzgerald #sorry for taking so long to answer i was thinking of what to write sorry #nothing against penny btw shes cool #cherrys evil thoughts #asks #tawog headcanons

[lynxsbow]

Whoops I forgot to post this. I’m just gonna copy and paste the caption from my instagram

SIBLING TRIO! They’re so proud of their big brother :) LET HER BE FEMME!!!!

I’m just gonna throw in my headcanons because why not!

Gumball uses he/she pronouns and is bigender + bisexual

Darwin uses he/they pronouns and is pan + asexual (questioning if he’s non-binary? 👀)

Anais is the same as canon because she’s like 4, she ain’t got time for labels.

#tawog gumball #gumball #gumball watterson #anais watterson #darwin watterson #pride #lgbt #headcanons #tawog headcanons #the amazing world of gumball #tawog fanart #tawog darwin #tawog anais

[space-batzz]

Part 1 of this like high school tawog au I have (plus some headcanons)

Lemme know who you guys wanna see in this series type thing

#the amazing world of gumball #tawog darwin #panromantic #pansexual #(well it’s technically not pansexual it’s pan promantic but I still feel like it should be added into the tags) #asexual #non binary #non-binary #any pronouns #headcanons #tawog headcanons #(I just realized that is not a tag) #darwin watterson #future au #high school au #tawog #also Darwin is still dating Carrie in this #nonbinary

[acorn4848]

Random headcanon: "shotgun" is the type of song Steve Small would sing and play the guitar to when he was younger

#the amazing world of gumball #steve small #cartoon network #the amazing world of elmore #tawog headcanons #headcanon

[brendatamara6]

Julius consepts

Redesing

#the amazing world of gumball #tawog #julius oppenheimmer jr #fanart #headcanon #tawog julius

[friendly-neighborhood-furry]

"goodnight moon, goodnight trees.

goodnight ghost that only i can see."

this started off as an incorrect quote doodle but then it gained a mind of its own and i couldn't do anything to stop it

origin/explanation of this headcanon is here -> The Rob Playlist

#i don't get to draw pre-void as often as i'd like to #i have a handful of silly little headcanons about him #like i think it'd be fun if his pink hands were caused by vitiligo #hehehe #the amazing world of gumball #tawog #rob tawog #tawog rob #rob wrecker #my art #fan art #fanart #tawog fanart #tawog fan art

[cardboardjuni]

Come on, stay up with her! >:^(

#art #artists on tumblr #illustration #my art #fanart #gumball #tawog #the amazing world of gumball #teri #tawog fanart #tawog au #headcanon

[radicaliousbrahh]

PLEASE SOMEONE NOTICE THIS DETAIL

In "The nobody, Rob steals diasy the donkey. Not only that, it was laying on the mattress too

There is only one conclusion to this

Rob likes sleeping with stuffed animals💥*does a dance and then explodes*

#rob tawog #the amazing world of gumball #cartoon #Tawog #rob #hes very silly #omg thats adorable #headcanon/easter egg(??)

[wtfwayne]

new personal headcanons just dropped because i've entered my obsessing-over-cartoons era again

#tawog #the amazing world of gumball #gumball watterson #my headcanons #hcs #tawog hc

[specialshinytrinkets]

look at my son, his name is autism

Original post

#dusty.art #random.dusty #edit #meme #silly #digital art #ibis paint x #tawog #the amazing world of gumball #julius oppenheimmer jr #julius oppenheimer jr #bomb guy #tawog julius #the white-ish water trail implies he moved from another spot for this picture. effervescent #he's the exact same type of autism as shadow the hedgehog do you get it #one of the most important accidental headcanons ever to me #tawog fanart #tawog meme

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

May or may not have some gumball doodles

#i may or may not have some headcanons as well....... #tawog #tawog gumball #the amazing world of gumball #gumball watterson

[cherrywperson]

Hey do you got any thoughts on Rob?

YES I ABSOLUTELY DO !!!!!!!

rob is such a cool awesome amazing silly messed up guy i absolutely love him i hope he explodes into one million pieces ❤️

umm anyway i think of him as.. hes a kid, but he forgets that he is. like,, hes had to grow up so fast bcuz of what happened to him i mean he literally lives on his own all alone !! but even so hes still a kid, and he doesnt know what else to do.

(kind of messed up how gumball gave him a new purpose in life since he lost his. i mean its not a good one and he doesnt want to be a villain but its the only thing he has. he kind of has to be this thats kinda how their world works)

damn i just .. i want him to have his happy ending . and i want him to live a happy life with people who love him and have a family and friends and oh god im gonna die he makes me so sick

umm anyways headcanon time 😁 i see rob as a nonbinary transmasc gay demiromantic and aegosexual 👍 his pronouns are he/they/it/glitch but he doesnt tell anyone his pronouns bcuz he feels like people will forget them

i also think he knows how to cook and is pretty good at it ^__^ im sure he was a shy kid back then so he felt absolutely awful when he was sent to the void . i also think he likes plushies bcuz yk he had daisy in his bed in the nobody . he also gets nightmares about the void damn.. and he has this frequent dream of gumball actually saving him when he was in the void AGHH !!!! (i saw fanart of this and it changed me) . umm anyways he also wears kinda shitty shirts he finds at the dumpster

btw i see him being friends with molly (THEY WERE BFFS!!) and tobias too lol (i like to think they were eachothers dates in the party) . he couldve also been friends with anais and tried to be friends with william at some point . and i like to think that .. theres someone out there who never forgot him .. (who is that person? i leave that up to you)

oh and hes autistic yayayaaa

#tawog #tawog rob #rob wrecker #asks #cherrys evil thoughts #i want him dead #<- this is a joke #tawog headcanons

[lynxsbow]

SIMP. 😐 okay but when will I not manage to add pride headcanons into my art

(my version of Gumball uses he/she pronouns btw!)

#gumball x penny #gumball watterson #tawog gumball #gumball #penny fitzgerald #tawog #lgbt #pride #lgbt headcanons #headcanons #tawog headcanons #tawog ships #the amazing world of gumball #tawog fanart #penball #I DON'T KNOW THE FUCKING SHIP NAMES

[alkyuz]

[Drawn in 2022] slayin’

#tawog rob #rob tawog #shirts that go hard #maybe #art #tawog #*NOTE: third one is merely personal headcanon #i can't move the tags ;; #mlm #queer #gay #idk if this is the right flag #plz someone let me know

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

2BHankmos headcanons like I promised last night

had stuff going on today so didn't get to this until now

under the cut <3

it's like that one meme about dad not wanting a dog but then dad and the dog

except dad is hank and the dog is a clone

starts out as just 2BHank but Doc gets attached fast

doesn't help that Deimos has a massive crush on both on top of being a Hank fanboy

Hank doesn't care at first because it's not like him and Doc are dating dating (they are), but Doc keeps him in the loop regardless

the turning point for Hank? Doc seems happier. he's more relaxed, smiles more often. him and Deimos connect on an emotional level that Hank can't always keep up with but seeing his partner happy makes him happy

that fondness extending towards Deimos is only natural, and eventually Hank corners him in the hallway to inform him that he is now their shared boyfriend. the flustered excitement is contagious and it leaves Hank's hands shaking even though he does his best to play it cool

as with any relationship, it takes them a little time to learn how to navigate each other. they all have different boundaries and love languages but having Deimos in the mix now helps to pick up where the two were previously lacking

Doc feels less neglected with how his and Hank's lines of work keep them separate so often

Hank enjoys having someone that talks to him constantly out in the field and is always excited when he gets back to base after being gone for a while. he hadn't even realized how lonely it was out in the desert sometimes

Deimos feels secure with the two of them. both offer opportunities for growth physically and mentally while still grounding him and bringing a little peace to his chaos

conversely, Hank's quiet presence is always appreciated in Doc's lab. possibly the only person that can sit for hours on end and not say or more importantly touch anything. Deimos is allowed in too but he is On A Timer because he is Distracting

sleeping arrangements were difficult at first. they tried Hank in the middle first, which ended with one of the other two draped over his torso to reach the third by morning. Doc simply does not want to be in the middle because it's claustrophobic in the dark. and Deimos is a stomach sleeper so that on top of having two grown men on either side was smothering

the solution? Deimos sleeps partially on top of Hank and Doc. which works out great because Nevada is cold at night and Deimos is a walking space heater

there are arguments. almost always about something stupid. Hank breaks things up by just picking up whoever is getting the most heated and moving them to another room. Doc keeps a spray bottle on hand (for mostly comedic purposes). Deimos has no skin in the game and will switch between who he backs up depending on what makes the least amount of sense

they have an unending game of tag going on between them. Hank and Deimos take it beyond seriously but Doc will kiss one of them on the cheek and politely inform them they're It. safe zone is the bedroom because sleep would complicate things

there are two ways to show affection: 1) tender, gentle touches. chaste kisses. praises whispered between them like they're afraid of someone eavesdropping. warmth and safety and peace. 2) sparring matches that leave someone with a limp and the other spitting blood. over-the-top, exaggerated displays of brutality that paint cities red as an act of devotion. constantly putting oneself in harm's way to protect the other two. teeth and claws and violence

Hank likes to listen to Doc and Deimos argue about nerd things

in The Bedroom it's always a battle of wills. Deimos more often than not loses said battle, but it isn't rare for Hank to somehow have even less patience at times. Doc, unwavering, has willingly conceded only a handful of times

I can elaborate more on The Bedroom in another post if people are interested but I like to keep mature topics separate for the most part

Deimos is a clothing thief and getting things back from him is like herding cats. he's lucky he's cute

Hank handles Deimos and Doc like they're made of glass whenever they're having a moment. he'll hold their hands or caress their faces so gently and kiss them until they're flustered and out of breath

Doc flusters easily, possibly more so than Deimos, the difference being that he goes out of his way to not get caught in those situations. it's an unspoken game between Deimos and Hank to see who can get him blushing and stuttering the most before getting shooed out of his office

#there were other thoughts I had last night but I forgor :( #Hank informing Deimos they're boyfriends is like that one episode of TAWOG with Jamie #you know the one #still doing brain experiments in my head for how their dynamic should be #but what I do know for fact is Deimos and Hank bring out the prey drive in each other #Hank and Doc are still divorced but it's ok #and Doc and Deimos's love language is arguing #sorry this took so long hgrkhfdsflk #madness combat #madcom #2bdamned #deimos #hank j wimbleton #hankmos #2bmos #2bhank #2bhankmos #there isn't enough content of this ship I am Biting the Fandom #headcanons