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qlberich · 2 years
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k0komis · 1 year
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❦ Surprising you on your birthday ❦
Pairing: Arlecchino, Tartaglia and Dottore with Reader (separately)
Synopsis: You are an overworked Fatui memeber working directly under the harbinger. They decide to give you a little surprise on your birthday since you're so special to them <3
Warnings: Fluff, Flustered Harbingers, Mention of food and eating, Possibly OOC Knave, Established Relationship for Taru, Spoilers for Manga Dottore (?), Mentions of Gore in Dottore's part
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.。.:*♡ For once you could come home from your station at Fontaine to rest in Snezhnaya. It was your birthday week too, and you were looking forward to spending some quality time by yourself.
.。.:*♡ However, you were summoned by Arlecchino on the eve of your birthday. It disappointed you, thinking that you will be piled with missions right on your birthday.
.。.:*♡ The room where Arlecchino meets her subordinates was rather shabby, she didn't care about decorating it too much. It had one east-facing window which was generally hidden by curtains. And very possibly a balcony behind the dilapidated bookshelf but who needed balcony while discussing assassination orders.
.。.:*♡ So the moment you pushed open the intricately designed wooden door, a new sight beheld you. The room was decorated with lamps and fairy lights. The bookshelf had been shoved to a side, revealing the coloured glass panes opening to a balcony. The window was open, cold starlit wind pouring into the room. It smelt slightly of mint.
.。.:*♡ You closed the door behind you, surprised at what you were seeing. Suddenly the silhouette of the harbinger popped out of nowhere and you immediately greeted her.
.。.:*♡ Arlecchino had prepared this room specifically for your birthday. Claimed it was for her favourite subordinate. Though you found it hard to ascertain why she'd go so far for a simple birthday.
.。.:*♡ Little did you know that it was her effort at getting close to a cute and innocent human like you, who did everything she said without any rebellion. Ah, you were the perfect one for her.
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.。.:*♡ He had approached you a little shyly on your birthday. It was strange, seeing him that flustered. He invited you to his house, proposing that it was finally time for you to meet his parents.
.。.:*♡ You were pleasantly surprised, having not expected you two's relationship to be that far yet. You were more than happy to accompany him, and told him how much it means to you especially on your birthday.
.。.:*♡ However the man seemingly had more ideas up his sleeve. The moment you stepped into the household, Teucer and his other baby sibling immediately hugged your leg wishing you a happy birthday.
.。.:*♡ You gave Ajax a playful but scolding look- but that was not the end. His parents themselves wished you birthday, and invited you to dinner where the family had made your favourite pie.
.。.:*♡ You were overwhelmed with how much kindness everyone showed you there, that you hid you face in Ajax's arm. He laughed and gave you kiss on your head.
.。.:*♡ Teucer was the one to give a pep talk and how you deserve every special treatment for being so kind and patient with his older brother. You wondered if Ajax had instructed him to say it. Probably seeing that he was avoiding eye contact.
.。.:*♡ Anyway, it was the best birthday you had ever spent in your life. Having being brought up in the harsh community of Fatuus, it was a great change to feel the warm embrace of a home.
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.。.:*♡ When your Lord had returned from Mondstadt, you were there to greet him. He seemed very pissed off, or so you concluded from his creepier than usual grin.
.。.:*♡ He had almost immediately dragged you away into his personal quarters. You two had this 'relationship'... where he felt comfortable venting to you. And so he did. He described in details what he decided to do with the lab assistant who failed him.
.。.:*♡ After a few week, he had approached you specifically. He looked proud of himself, and you were sure he had done something silly. Being his pseudo-therapist was an exhausting task.
.。.:*♡ He gifted you a neatly wrapped box. It read "Happy Birthday" on top, written in his own handwriting. His eyes shone with an evil light as he watched you unwrap the gift.
.。.:*♡ The paper gave way to big golden box. From it's decoration, you could guess it was a music box. You opened the lid to see what was inside, and you almost immediately dropped it.
.。.:*♡ Inside was a human heart encased in a glass box, wired up to little gears that sounded the music. You looked up at Dottore and gave him weary smile, feeling bile rise up your throat.
.。.:*♡ He claimed that the heart synchronised with the beat of the music. And he seemed very smug about his newest creation. You had a hunch that you knew who the heart belonged to.
.。.:*♡ Dottore was also insistent on knowing what you felt about him going out of his way to make a special gift for you. You gave him a thumbs up and ran straight for the bathroom.
.。.:*♡ Dottore made a 'tch' sound, though in his inside he felt his own heart doing a little dance out of all the emotions he had built up for you.
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niqhtlord01 · 2 years
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Humans are weird: This land is my land
( Please come see me on my new patreon and support me for early access to stories and personal story requests :D https://www.patreon.com/NiqhtLord Every bit helps)   Conflict: Fenix Alliance/Human War. Alias: War of Broken Suns Summary: Border disputes between the Terran Republic and Fenix Alliance escalated into all-out war during the year of 3056.
Initial gains made by the Fenix Alliance were swift and projections of a total Terran collapse were predicted within sixteen months. However,  what the Alliance had not expected was with the speed in which humanity could shift industry to a total war footing.
By the mark of the second year the Terran Republic had halted the steady advance of the Fenix Alliance and began launching a series of counter attack all along the front line. Having stretched their supplies lines to maintain their earlier gains the Alliance quickly found their forces too widely spread out and easily picked off one engagement at a time. Following the disastrous battle of the Seven Stars, the Fenix Alliance military teetered on total collapse after the loss of the majority of their senior leadership. To add further strain to the war effort the outlining colonies of the alliance had all fallen under Terran control and human fleets were poised to enter the core worlds of the alliance.
Faced with imminent invasion of prime manufacturing worlds and the most heavily populated planets in the entire alliance, the remaining government officials reached out to Terran leaders and offered their surrender.
It was hoped that with this act the war would see an end to the suffering of their people; how little they knew of humanity’s vengeance. ------------------------------------
“These terms are outrageous!”
Tarsu threw the stack of documents back across the table in disgust. The shower of paper forms landing in front of the seemingly uninterested human delegation as Tarsu’s fury vented.
“Why would you ever believe we would agree to these terms?!”
The meeting had started not more than five minutes ago when the human delegation entered the room and quietly handed Tarsu and his fellow delegates of the alliance a series of forms dictating their terms for peace.
If Tarsu’s outburst had shaken them at all they were skilled at hiding it for he saw upon each of their faces a cold stare of indifference. Worse, they saw him as nothing more than a child throwing a tantrum; which only sought to enflame his anger further.
“Please calm yourself,” Tarsu’s fellow delegate Marox said as he placed a calming hand on his shoulder, “this is no time for raised voices.”
“But-“ Tarsu began before he felt the hand on his shoulder tighten. No further words were needed between the two of them and so Tarsu sat back down while Marox addressed the humans.
“I apologize for my friend’s behavior,” he began sweetly, “these last few months has been most trying for all of us.”
The lead human negotiator, Lin Zhao if Tarsu remembered the alien’s introduction, nodded quietly.
“Of course; the savagery of war often brings out the worst of any people.” Lin remarked softly. He looked past Marox at Tarsu and the pair locked eyes for a moment. A moment that was all Tarsu needed to know that this human was lying through his teeth with every word.
“Which is all the more reason we should conclude such…uncivilized actions with the agreements put forward today so we may work together to build upon a brighter future between our two peoples.”
Taru opened his mouth to mock this human but Marox spoke first.
“As do we, but you must admit these opening terms are rather confusing.”
Marox picked up his own copy of the planned peace treaty and turned to the third page.
“Specifically,” he began as he pointed to a certain section of the document, “I believe there was some form of translator error as it says you wish us to hand over four colony systems to you.”
Lin said nothing as he opened his copy of the agreement and turned to the page Marox had mentioned. He read it quietly before closing it and looking back up at Marox.
“There was no translation error, the peace treaty is contingent on the handover of these territories as well as any preexisting or future claims to them to the Terran Republic until the end of time.”
Marox’s mouth hung open in disbelief as Lin scanned the delegates opposite him.
“If there are any further discrepancies you wish to speak of please feel free to mention them now and I can clarify any misund-“
“Shut it!” Tarsu shouted as he was once more on his feet.
“What thinks you can steal our lands and claim them as your own?” he demanded.
Lin shrugged dismissively. “We conquered them four months ago for starters.”
Tarsu and Marox were left speechless by the brazenness of this human but Lin continued.
“We also require you to remove all military installations along the border with these territories which will be transformed into a Demilitarized Zone where no military force of either of our respective peoples will enter.”
As if sensing some further outburst to come Lin opened his hands in a giving gesture. “Those systems will of course still reside under your authority and can be administrated however you wish so long as no military forces are present in the DMZ.”
“Oh can they?” Tarsu retorted angrily, “How very benevolent of you to allow us to govern our own territories.”
“If that is unacceptable we can retain those systems as well.” Lin said as he cocked his head to the side and stared Tarsu down.
There was no emotion behind those eyes now. No anger, no empathy, no compassion; only a cold calculating logic that left the Alliance delegates uneasy.
“Tarsu!” Marox whispered harshly under his breath, “Sit. Down. Now.”
Before Tarsu had even taken his seat again Marox shaking his head at Lin. “Your original offer is much more preferable.” He began, shooting Tarsu the quickest of glances for silence as he was about to retort once more. “I think we should resume the main discussion again so we forgo any further confusion as we discuss.”
“I am afraid there is already a grave misunderstanding between us.”
Lin’s words surprised the alliance delegation as now the human stood up and slowly slid their copy of the peace treaty back towards Tarsu.
“You are operating under the presumption that this is a negotiation where we barter back and forth, trade saber thrusts and parries, and eventually walk away with each of us feeling like we have accomplished something.”
“This is not the current situation you find yourself in.” Lin tapped the document pointedly as if to emphasize his words.
“This is not a negotiation, this is a dictation; you will agree to these terms or the war will continue.”
Silence greeted the conference room as neither party spoke. Each of the alliance delegates eyed themselves in nervous fear and realization. Tarsu imagined that some of them had expected humanity to be just as equally tired of war when these talks began and that the terms would not be as harsh, but Tarsu had known all along that when humanity had the upper hand they would use it to the full extent. It was Marox to break the silence after what felt like an eternity.
“Surely you must understand,” his voice spoke pleadingly, “that these terms are far from equal.”
To Tarsu’s surprise Lin nodded in agreement. “That is true,” he said calmly, “but we just do not care for your perspective.”
Marox slumped back into his chair defeated; his arms slumping as if the weight of the universe itself suddenly came crashing down on him.
Tarsu did not waiver however and asked Lin “And what is to become of our people in those systems you would snatch away from us like cravens in the night?”
Lin reclined back into his chair and clasped his fingers together. “They will of course be given the option to return to your sovereign territories and remain citizens of the Fenix Alliance; but after thirty days any who remain will become citizens of the Terran Republic and will fall under the laws and mandates of our governing bodies.”
“You are not content to steal our lands, so you must steal our citizens as well!?” one of the alliance delegates spoke up next to Tarsu.
Lin looked at the alien as if they were nothing more than an annoying insect buzzing around his head.
“They have thirty days to leave, in which time we will provide transportation for them to ease the burden of their relocation.”
Before any of the other alliance delegates could speak, Lin stood up along with the rest of the human delegation in tow. “There is nothing more to discuss for this treaty.” Lin said calmly as he pulled out a strange circular device from inside his clothing and looked down at it. “You have until this time tomorrow to discuss it with your leaders at which time we will demand an answer.”
With this the human delegation began filing out of the room to the shocked expressions of the Fenix Alliance delegation. Lin was last to reach the door but stopped inside the doorframe and turned back to the group.
“I would like to remind you, that should you reject these conditions the war will resume; and the next time we sit down to talk of peace our terms will be..” he paused while fixing a cold gaze on Tarsu, “more substantial, with what we demand for peace.”
With that ominous warning the human left the room and brought a final curtain to a needless war.
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burncdheart · 2 months
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Plotted starter for @diverse-hearts-ocs with the twins ♥
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The rain had just stopped from falling, leaving a surprisingly fresh scent in the way too loud city. Tires screeched over the still wet pavement, drivers pushed into their wheel, their car annoyingly honking in synch to each of such push. Announcing from meters away that they must be in a traffic and impatient to move forward. 
Afternoons in the heart of Yokohama were like this.
The sun broke free, causing the girl to squint as it's rays shun almost into her face, even though still hanging rather high in the sky. Though it was yet another thing of annoyance to add to today's list, she did not regret the earlier conversation of her twin and herself walking home.
“I can't believe there was still a car waiting for us.”, she vented, the main topic since they had left the school's grounds, “We are old enough to go home on our own!”.
She played with the long sleeve of her uniform, the bad mood clear on her expressions ever since. While she got and understood that their parents worried for a good reasons, did they not see how suffocating it was? Their classmates were surely asking questions tomorrow, with the way they glared at them while Taru had discussed loudly with the driver of a vehicle standing in front of the school.
Well, maybe she was kinda to blame too. She could have just moved the discussion to another time and the two people inside the car, who looked more like they were part of the hotel's security, had not deserved the way she yelled at them like they were to threat her brother's and her own life, before running off without ever taking a step into the safety of the car.
It was healthier to walk anyway.
The noises had ebbed down, whatever kept the cars from stopping apparently was gone. Leaving room for another, quiet noise to take place. It caused Taru to halt in her steps to scan their current surroundings. A glance taken behind them, she realized that they were being followed by a small, way too thin kitten that stubbornly avoided to step on it's right front paw. Another, weak meowing left it's throat, as if begging for food.
Taru kneeled down, reaching out her hand to the kitten, which started sniffing on it. “Does it not have an owner who takes care of it?”, she wondered out loudly, but worry was clear in her voice. However, if it was as thin as this kitten was, the answer was already more than clear.
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pangolinheart · 9 months
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FFXIVWrite 2023 DAY 12 - DOWDY
Rhiki, Thancred, and Tataru go on a shopping trip!
I took this prompt in the direction of "generally unfashionable" and used it to vent my and Rhiki's shared sentiments about the design of Tank armor. I can almost always count on the gear designers for award winning mmorpg final fantasy xiv to disappoint me.
Rating: General Genre: Fluff, humor Characters: Tataru Taru, Thancred Waters, Z'rhiki Irhi (Warrior of Light) Word Count: 1,330 Content Warnings: None
“Oh, this is cute!” Z’rhiki held up one sleeve of the jacket to turn it on its hanger towards Tataru. “I love all of the orange parts! Ooh! And the waist is adjustable. And I think this scarf is actually attached….”
Tataru giggled as she watched Rhiki whirl around the shop excitedly. “I think it would suit you!”
“Right?” Rhiki beamed. It had been too long since she had gone shopping with friends – it felt like a lifetime ago. Recently she had been either busy, or trapped somewhere without a particularly expansive market. Sharlayan had very few redeeming qualities (at least in her opinion) – the food was bad, the people were rude, everyone was always reading or studying – but it did have a marketplace, stocked with enough wares that one could pass the time perusing them.
“I’m not sure how practical the color is,” Thancred pointed out. She had been a bit surprised that he had offered to come with them, but it seemed that even he had tired of sifting through dusty tomes with the rest of the Scion’s book club.
Rhiki rolled her eyes. “What do you know about practical color schemes. You wear white and then stand in spattering range of whatever you’re fighting!”
Their chatter must have drawn the attention of the shopkeeper, because all three noticed him hovering before Thancred could marshal up a witty retort. Seeing that he had caught the attention of potential customers, the middle-aged elezen gestured towards the jacket that Rhiki was still holding.
“Ah, this is from one of our latest collections: Moonward. It was inspired by the designer’s dreams of soaring through the stars. And I can assure you, it is very practical – every piece has been carefully tested for its durability in battle – not that you couldn’t wear it for fashion’s sake, of course. This jacket, for example, is perfect for hunters and ranged fighters. It’s warm enough for even snowy climes, it offers enough padding to protect you from the typical hazards of the unforgiving wilderness as well as any brief scuffles you may find yourself in, but is also flexible enough to allow for a wide range of motion, such as the drawing of a longbow’s string! Should the color not be to your tastes, we offer a range of dyed colors!”
Rhiki had returned to examining the jacket as the man spoke. “How do you think it would hold up against more than a ‘brief scuffle?’ Or if you were… closer to the action? Like with a sword?”
The shopkeeper’s pleasant, well-trained smile faded. “Not well, I’m afraid. I couldn’t recommend it for a swordsman. While the padding will protect from rugged environments and the occasional glancing blow, it isn’t enough to stop a swinging blade.”
“I see,”
Seeing her smile fade, the man quickly added, “However, I do have a set from the same collection that would serve you better in close-quarters combat.”
Tataru nudged Rhiki’s leg with an elbow, but looked towards the shopeeper “Oh, do you? We’d love to see it!”
Rhiki nodded along, hope in her heart.
“Wonderful, right this way, please.”
He led the trio past displays of richly colored textiles and dyes, weaving past mannequins draped in scholarly robes, towards the back of the shop.
“Naturally, Sharlayan doesn’t produce many warriors, but knowledge is knowledge and knowledge of armor is no different, so we try to keep some sturdier fare in stock. It’s greatly appreciated by the huntsmen who visit Sharlayan to accept or turn in bounties, many of whom seek more challenging prey than the usual game animal,.” the older man prattled as he walked. Tataru either listened, or made a good show of pretending to listen, and Rhiki tried to do the same, only pausing to look at a few items before taking quicker steps to catch up. Thancred, for his part, looked uninterested, his eyes listlessly roaming the shop.
“Here we are! The Moonward Fending Set! I expect you will find it well-suited, pardon the pun, to your needs.” He came to a stop in front of a row of mannequins lining the furthest wall from the entrance, and extended one arm in a flourishing motion.
“Ah.” Was all Rhiki said, the disappointment setting in almost immediately. Adorning the mannequin the shopkeeper had indicated was a heavy, silver cuirass with spiked pauldrons and a straight blue cape dangling behind it, apparently attached somewhere to the back of the collar. It wore matching flat-heeled sabatons that extended all the way up the leg before disappearing beneath the bottom edge of the chest piece. For reasons she couldn’t understand (certainly not fashion) there was no metal plating covering the arm, just a pauldron on the shoulder and a gauntlet that extended partway up the forearm. Between the two was only the white of the mannequin’s arm and two thin gold wires that crossed paths connecting them. At least there was a narrow golden belt slung across the waist so one was able to tell where the waist was supposed to be.
“Well, it certainly looks more… functional.” Thancred pointed out.
Functional? It doesn’t even protect your arms! She wanted to snap at him, but held her tongue. She didn’t want to offend the gentleman who was clearly trying to be helpful. There was no helping the forlorn look on her face as she stared up at the set, though.
She pondered what could possibly connect this design with the jacket she had been examining earlier to form a “collection”. They looked like they had been designed on different planets by two people who had never met nor spoken to each other.
Seeing her crestfallen expression, Tataru offered, “Maybe it will look better if you try it on?”
“Oh, yes,” The shopkeeper hastily tacked on. “Seeing it on oneself makes a world of difference! If you’ll step behind one of those curtains, I’ll see if I can find a set that might fit you!”
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“Well?” Z’rhiki said, stepping out from behind the curtain. Her tone was flat. She already knew how she looked.
Tataru looked her up and down, eyebrows drawn together in sympathy. “It’s not… that bad.” She tried to comfort her.
To her surprise, the curtain next to her rustled, and Thancred stepped out, having heard the snippet of conversation. He looked to her, then to Tataru.
“Tataru, I understand wanting to spare a friend’s feelings, but don’t lie to the poor woman.” He chided, though his eyes twinkled with amusement.
Tataru scowled at him. “Don’t listen to him, Rhiki. It’s not like it’s awful.”
She groaned loudly.
“You know, I don’t think it looks half bad on me.” Thancred said, examining himself.
Rhiki took a moment to actually look at him, gaze combing over the details of the armor.
“UGH! You’re right!” She lamented. Whereas the pauldrons perched awkwardly on either side of her, their spikes getting caught in her peripheral vision when she moved her eyes from side to side, on him they accentuated the strong line of his shoulders. The cape that only drew attention to her diminutive stature looked downright heroic hanging behind him. With the more defined muscle tone of his biceps and forearms, she could almost see what the designer might have been intending when constructing the outfit. On her the exposed skin just looked… silly. The light, shining silver even matched his hair. Damn him.
He smirked, and she found herself grumbling, “Shut up, Thancred,” despite the fact that he hadn’t actually said anything.
He laughed, but reached over to pat her on the shoulder, carefully avoiding the pauldron’s thorny protrusion. “Never fear, we’ll find something that fits you one of these days.” His self-satisfied grin flickered back to life. “Or, if we don’t, you can at least take heart in the fact that you can use the time the enemy spends laughing at you to catch them off guard!”
“Thancred!” Tataru scolded as Rhiki stormed back behind the curtain.
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angelprinz · 7 months
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“long day?” taru the caring bf after an unbelievably stressful and eventful day. holds you tight & lets you vent all abt ur day. kisses your nose as you talk. makes u feel so comfortable in his arms you fall asleep mid-conversation.
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cavity-core · 2 years
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I don’t do vent art but I do smush colours around into the shape of Taru while in a bad mood.
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kitwing-moving · 1 year
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taru and eichi are so fond of me because no matter what im at least the tiniest bit silly and i try my best to make sure they're both in good spirits too and im there if they need a shoulder to cry on or to vent and i like to get them little gifts and show them things that i like to do for fun that they've probably never done before
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justcom · 2 years
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galaxyempire-lilith · 3 years
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astrotum · 3 years
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Stress Relief (G/enshin I/mpact vore fic)
uhh self indulgent canon/oc vore fic. dont look at me
To say that Hotaru was stressed had been an understatement, a huge one at that. Though, it wasn’t like they’d meant to overwork themselves, more got caught up in their work and had failed to take breaks in between, a simple mistake on their end
They’d definitely been out of it to the point that when the sound of the shop door closing behind them reached their ears, they’d jumped with a yelp, goggles slipping over their eyes in their panic, they regained their composure and turned to face the individual with a pout, face lighting up when they recognized the individual to be their boyfriend, Kaeya, who smiled warmly when his partner wrapped their arms around him and pecked him on the nose “Hey there darling, missed me, have you?” purred the Cryo-wielder, which in turn made Hotaru scoff  and roll their eyes “I always miss you, you know that”, they replied, gently flicking their lover on his nose, causing him to flinch with a chuckle “Ah, so is that why you’ve been overworking yourself so much?”
Hotaru paused, and frowned “How’d you know I was overworking myself? Last time I checked, you weren’t psychic”, it was Kaeya’s turn to roll his eyes “You're usually far more alert, for one, and you look like you haven’t slept a wink, my prince” came his reply, his hand coming up to brush a few strands of hair from Hotaru’s face, the blonde flushed at the comment “Well, have to keep myself busy somehow…” Kaeya quirked an eyebrow “And working yourself to exhaustion was the only solution?” he inquired “...Maybe.” they replied, shrugging
“You know, there’s consequences for not taking care of yourself, Taru” Kaeya drawled, swiping his tongue over his lips like a satisfied feline, it didn’t to anything to phase Hotaru, they’d been through this enough times to know the Cryo wielder didn’t mean harm. They merely sighed, all it took was them blinking once before they’d shrunk, their world spun for a mere moment before their vision straightened out, and soon grasped gently by the taller of the two Kaeya allowed his tongue to dart out from between his lips and glaze over his partner’s side, pulling a giggle from the smaller’s throat “Delectable, per usual, my prince” the knight purred out, before opening his maw further, laying his tongue over his lower teeth like a cushion before slipping the tiny shop clerk within his maw, teeth clicking shut once Hotaru was securely within his jaws, Hotaru hummed at the warmth seeping into their bones, it never ceased to amaze Hotaru how warm the ice wielder was within. The muscle beneath them moved upwards to pin them to the roof of the knight’s maw, allowing their taste to seep into Kaeya’s tongue further, the aforementioned man purring softly around them, causing them to chirp in return, snuggling into the muscle further
With that, Kaeya’s head tilted, and a loud gulp followed the action, the muscles greedily grasping at Hotaru’s legs, a few more swallows would drag them further into the Favonian knight’s gullet entirely, a steady, massaging descent eventually pulled Hotaru within Kaeya’s core, the knight venting a satisfied sigh from his lips, a hand kneading into his spouse’s form with a soft purr “You doing okay in there, my prince?” he asked, softly as to not harm his beloved’s ears
Tucked away so snugly, so deep in their lovers' core, Hotaru chirped softly and patted at the flesh cradling them “M’fine, Kaeya.” they replied, nestling into the warmth and softness that surrounded them. An affirmative hum and a few pats from above told them their boyfriend had heard, a yawn pulled from their lips as they shifted to get comfortable, eventually drifting off  
“Sleep well, darling” The knight murmured as he felt the smaller drift to sleep within his gut, a hand coming up to rest protectively over his middle.
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Ducktales Reviews: Let’s Get Dangerous!
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The Duck Knight Strikes Again as our Darkwing Double Feature concludes! Scrooge, the Kids and Launchpad visit the fair city of St. Canard. While Huey tries to work out how the seemingly world changing project Scrooge is financing for researcher Taurus Bulba .. um.. works, Launchpad and Dewey visit Drake, whose struggling to find any crime to actually fight, but soon finds himself tangled up in the case of a plucky young orphan, her missing grandfather and Bulba’s dark secrets and soon Darkwing and his new family find themselves the only three people standing between the world and it’s untimely end. Let’s Get Dangerous with a full review with recap and spoilers under the cut.
It’s time! I’ve been obviously, being a fan of both darkwing duck, if only finally watching it in full now, and superhero stories in general, and this show having told some REALLY good ones over the past 3 seasons including darkwing’s previous episode “The Duck Knight Returns!”, which I sadly didn’t get to in time before this episode. But this is a worthly replacement to conclude our double feature so it all works out. But yeah a big one hour special that changes the course of the season, brings Goslyn in, and brings in Darkwing’s old rogue’s gallery? Sign me up. And it’s also VERY clear that Disney has plans for a revivial/spinoff for darkwing. Besides this episode setting it up and Frank being very clear he has plenty of ideas for this big duckverse as a whole and is a massive fan of the series, there’s the fact Disney conspciously posted a trailer, 4 preview cilps (Though to their credit none really give the game away entirely and all but one take place in the first act, and the one that didn’t is so they could show off Stephanie Beatriz as Goslyn, which is fair enough). And if that werent’ enough, the killing stroke is that the episode is FREE TO WATCH on Disney Now, and likely on Youtube sometime soon given they usually do that when the make an episode readily avaliable as done with most series premires and, for some weird reason, the season 3 premire of big hero six. But wheras that’s probably just to drum up hype for an aging-ish series, this feels like a delberate move to drum up hype for the episode among both fans of the ducktales reboot and the old darkwing fanbase. The only way they could’ve been more transparent is if they put a giant sign at the end of the episode that says SPINOFF COMING SOON.. MAYBE.. DID YOU LIKE THIS? TWITTER US IF YOU LIKE THIS.. THAT’S THE RIGHT TERM RIGHT?. 
That being said I can’t blame them as Darkwing’s a beloved property, superheros are big right now thanks in large part to disney themselves with the MCU, and the fandom reactied with overwhelming praise to “The Duck Knight Returns!”, which is one of season 2′s best episodes even if the cliam that scrooge never went to the movies nor saw one on cable after 1938 is implausable at best and really dumb and I hate it at worst. I mean I get he wouldn’t love rising prises, but I seriously doubt Della wouldn’t have dragged him to one at some point or that someone wouldn’t of tried to get him to invest in theirs long before boorswan. It just dosen’t fit the character and it was dumb.. it’s also unrelated to this episode but I had pent up rage from preparing to review that episode and I might as well get it out of the way now. Point is this episode has a lot riding on it and had all the hype. So did it live up to it? Let’s take a look. 
We open in St. Canard, former wretched hive of scum and villiany and soon to be home to the second John Oliver Memorial Sewage Plant. Launchpad’s narrating and nearly getting everyone killed in a car accident as Scrooge argues with Bradford over the project Scrooge is on his way to see.. with the boys in two naturally. And since eveyrone else is missing and I had fun with it last time i’m assuming Webby is with Violet helping Lena with her burdgoening superhero career and trying to ask her out,  Beakly is tending to the house ,  Della and Penny are working out and trying not to admit there’s clear sexual tension and Donald is once again in the Pantry because he never learns. HE NEVER LEARNS. 
Anyways we learn their going to visit Tarus Bulba, in this continuity a famous and well loved scientist who I’m sure defintely won’t turn out to still be evil... yeshewillletsmoveon. Huey and Louie are excited about it because of Huey’s well established love of science and Louie smelling the money in a big inavation with Scrooge likely smelling both. As for Launchpad and Dewey their going to check in on Drake, whose living here now: Launchpad because he’s his best budy and possibly future boyfriend and Dewey because he needs more hits for his channel as he’s finally taken Dewey Dew Night to the masses. Bout time. Now he just needs a streaming deal. Make it happen Disney, D+ needs some animated series of it’s own. They also do a naturally terrible job of keeping the fact h’es a superhero a secret. We also breifly see drake doing a superhero dive before also comically tripping up and getting injured off screen. Cue.. Darkwing Colored ducktales logo as we don’t have time for the theme this week! And given this episode is an hour long that’s saying something.  Anyways Scrooge and the boys sans dewey head to meet Bulba whose a charming, gregarious man who quickly hugs the boys, puts them on his shoulders and snaps a selfie with the group. And he’s also familiar with the boys: Huey for wining the junior woodchuck science award and Louie for Louie Inc which ended before it’s time.. on public record. He’s a fan of both. And even given later reveals this seems genuine which I did not expect it to end up being anything resembling that. But we’ll get more into Bulba’s character when the time is right for now he shows off his invention: The Ramrod! While it shares the same name as Doctor Waddlemeyer’s device from the original, and as we’ll soon learn he made this one too, instead of a gravity device it instead can make ANYTHING you ask for, with Taruus wisely using Haggis to demonstrate. Huey however can’t help but wonder how it does what it does as surely what it makes has to come from somewhere though Louie tries to shut him up as he dosen’t want him to look a gifthorse in the mouth. I mean Horace gets self concious about it.  Meanwhile Launchpad and Dewey meet up with Drake at the reboot version of Darkwing Tower, where he’s set up nicely: Multiple costumes, gadgets, including arrows with his face on them, and the ratcatcher in all it’s glory. Seriously I do love motorcycles even if I’m terrified of riding one. It’s part of why yugioh 5d’s holds a special place in my heart despite card games on motorcylces being patently nuts.. but it’s in the best way possible. As for how Drake got this sweet setup turns out  Launchpad introduced him to Fenton who designed all his gadgets and presumibly his HQ as well as his snarky crime detecting and st.canard monitoring computer, W.A.N.D.A. Naturally he also is unaware he’s gizmoduck and freely shit talks gizmoduck again, though apparently Fenton does too. Granted Fenton could just be doing it to awkardly agree but it’s just as likely fenton uses it as an excuse to vent about his superhero alter ego, as we’ve seen that while Fenton loves being Gizmoduck he also resents it at time for keepiing him from doing science and getting glory just for punching people. But I love this dynamic, as Fenton’s just too nice for the old “they both hate each other and want the glory” dynamic to work, so Fenton untetionally pissing DW off as Gizmo but secretly supporting him as Darkwing is great and I can’t wait to see where this goes.  Before we get back to the main plot, and there is a LOT of it to get to, I just wanted to point out that Dewey seems an awful lot like drake.. i’m not saying he’s the boys father and Della simply didn’t knoow who it was mama mia style nor did she, in her more selfish form of 11 years ago want to know.. but that’s exactly what i’m saying. THanks to whoever sent me that theory, it got more fire this week.  Back on the actual plot turns out Darkwing dosen’t really have any foes to fight as while St. Canard has a reputation as a crime hole, Zan Owlson has taken over as mayor and cleaned it up. I assume in part because Glomgold seems to have no idea where she went and thus hasn’t done some elaborate scheme to show how much better off he is/kill scrooge mcduck. I mean let’s face it it always involves killing scrooge mcduck. His charitable contributions involve killing scrooge mcduck, his team ups with scrooge involve killing scrooge mcduck, his breakfast cereal came with a free knife and a map to scrooge’s house. Though I do defintely want to see Darkwing vs glomgold. I mean he’s not DW”s normal type of supervillian but still, tell me you wouldn’t see that.. and if your serious there’s the door. 
Anyways despite having no crime to fight and trying to bluff past it despite WANDA trying her best not to help his case, DW goes out on patrol with his boys anyway.. and procedes to just pose for several hours before trying to stop what turns out to be two guys moving furniture and being force to admit he’s not in a great place. He just wanted to fight crime and inspire people the same way Jim inspiried him.. before he you know went insane, tried to murder Drake and everyone on a film set then seemingly died but is now presumibly still in duckberg’s sewers.. or just as likely hiding in glomgold’s house hider in the house style.
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And yes that’s a real movie in which a real gary busey lives in the walls of someone’s house. And funner fact it’s on amazon prime and I was unaware of this or I would’ve watched it sooner and will be as soon as this reivew’s finished. Possibly while this review is going on I dunno. Point is your lives are richer and we might have another possible spinoff/gay love story for Disney. Just saying Disney. 
Point is Drake is breaking down, but thankfully he landed in the right alleway as a small figure is breaking into the mcduck industirie’s st.canard branch, i.e. where Bulba is. Also I gotta admit while McDuck industries having a branch in St. Canard wasn’t a huge stretch, it was set up all the way in the pilot meaning Frank had the backdoor to set up an episode here since day one, along with every other major location really. Nicely done. 
Darkwing follows her and confronts her, stopping the seeming intruder from stealing the key to the ramrod device and finding out she’s a.. little girl? It’s goslyn everybody!
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.... I .. why was this under clap. I mean it’s a very good message with a very nice garfiled head but i jus... what. 
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Okay that’s better. Thank you Genie and thank you ghost of robin williams.. I miss you man. She escapes, though sans key and security storms in, with Drake looking guilty. After some banter with Scrooge who fails to recognize him which would be funny if it wasn’t utterly nonsencial. And utterly nonseical can be funny it just comes off less as “haha scrooge still dosen’t remeber him” and more “Wait you seriously don’t remember the guy who was crucial to one of your plans during the moonvasion and who got beat up on your behalf.. I expect better from you. “ Scrooge just dosen’t seem like the type to forget someone helping him in such a big way. He can be stubborn, stingy and selfish, but he’s not that forgetful. 
However Bulba enters, says he knows exactly who he is.. and we cut to a press confrence where Bulba is lauding him for stopping a dangerous intruder. Presumibly he vouched for Darkwing since he knew about Goslyn and it was an easy way to cover up her involvment and it’s probably not the first time she’s tried this. He’s awarded the key to the city by Mayor Owlson who, while not wanting more costumed vigilatnes, is happy to reward someone doing the right thing. And I .. love this. I was worried she’d be your standard I don’t like superheroes type mayor, the kind gotham keeps getting with predectable results despite you know, the bat family being vital for gotham not becoming more of a hellscape. Instead Mayor Owlson is grateful, respectful and only reasonably dosent want St Canard overun with heroes it dosen’t need.. yet. She may want to use the proper channels but she’s not going to try and run someone out of town or grumble out of them for trying to help her city. She gets it.  Meanwhile Huey’s hat explodes with with notes and what not, to Louie’s annoyance, though my boy’s excuse is utterly hilarious “It’s dewey’s hat”... boy still cannot lie. Louie is of course annoyed at him wanting to know how it works and possibly runining his dreams, but Huey is rightly concerned that he has no idea just how the Ramrod works or what powers it or what prinicpals it runs on. And it makes sense: Besides Huey always wanting to know how things work being his deal at this late point in the series there have been quite a few times, both involving huey and not involving him where something seeming to be too good to be true in fact was and had some dark secret behind it. Counting them off:
The House of the Lucky Gander: A seemingly swanky casino with the best water show ever turned out to be mostly an illusion created by a luck vampire. 
The Infernal Internship of Mark Beaks: Beloved tech icon Mark turned out to be the con artist we all know and love as well as the jackass we also know and tolerate. 
Beware the BUDDY System: Beaks new driving robot turned out to be stolen bulb tech that Beaks hadn’t bothered to fix properly. I know Huey wasn’t there for that one but still. 
Day of the Only Child: Again Huey wasn’t involved but probably heard about it later but since Louie WAS, he should know better. Louie befriends rich kid Doofus Drake only to end up nearly kidnapped because he’s creepy as shit. 
Who Is Gizmoduck?!: While Huey wasn’t the target here, he and Fenton are close friends at this point and he was direclty involved. Beaks trying to sponsor Fenton turned out to be a scheme to steal the Gizmoduck Armor. 
The Town Where Everyone Was Nice: A seemingly central american town having a friendly festival turns out to be a carnverous plant monster that wanted to eat them. 
The Dangerous Chemistry of Gandra Dee!: Fenton’s seemingly nice date turned out to be an industrial spy for .. Mark Beaks. Seriously he seems to love this type of scheme. Mark Beaks alone is reason for Huey not to take Bulba at face value. 
A Night On Kilmotor Hill: The kids being able to go into their dreams ends in Magica stalking and nearly taking back Lena. 
Quack Pack: A wacky sitcom wish nearly gets everyone eaten by horrifying versions of humans. 
The Lost Harp of Mrivana: While the Mirmaids werne’t responsible for the dark secret this time, their society was built on the philosphy of a man who turns into a giant sea monster and nearly lead them all to the same fate. 
The Trickining: A lost horde of candy ends up being a trap by a bunch of monsters to steal candy that nearly got them all eaten and hurt Huey’s feelings. 
The Forbidden Fountain of the Foreverglades: A two-fer as the resort their at steals youtha nd the fountain of youth they went to find turns out to need to drain it from someone first. 
And Louie was present for 9 of these! And the only one around for one of them! That’s what makes this frustrating: Huey and Dewey have grown, but Louie instead of learning from his mistakes, blindly trusts something too good to be true despite the fact he has a running tally of when that’s happened!  I get he’s lazy and dosen’t want this to turn out to be too good to betrue, but he’s too smart for him not to see the red flags or see that Huey’s not “ruining this for them” but has been through this enough, mostly with mark beaks or people around him, to see a pattern. It’s frustrating when Louie was given a whole season arc, and didn’t seem to have any of it stick despite you know nearly murdering his family and nearly getting murdered by a zombie. The show is better than that and knows it’s better than that and it’s one of the weaker points of the episode. 
Back to the stronger stuff though, it’s time for the moment you’ve been waiting for IT’S DEWEY DEW-NITE WITH DARKWING DUCK! I figured after the preview clips this was the one Frank had been hinting at all season and it’s finally here! Dewey, now fully on team darkwing, interviews the terror that flaps in the night.. and has a picture of him just coming out of the shower for some reason.. okay are Launchpad and Drake already together and no one told us? Whatever the case, Darkwing’s first big interview is interupted by Gosalyn. As for how she found them, she followed a combination of the resedue from his smoke bombs and Dewey’s livestream that’s been going on this whole time. As his attempts to hide Drake’s identnity and really this entire show up to this point has shown subtley is not Dewey’s strong suit. 
Gos, after snooping around a bit and even letting out a “Keen Gear!” for old time’s sake, and finding Drake’s lunch box and first darkness poster, reveals she came for help since she figures DW owes her one for last night.. or earlier tonight. The timescale in this special is really hard to figure out and only gets worse.  Gosalyn fills in her side of the story and why she broke into two places in the span of 24 hours. Turns out the Ramrod was in part created by Gosalyn’s grandpa, who was working under Bulba on the project. But one day Dr. Waddlemeyer found out the Ramrod was critically unstable and went to warn Bulba.. and never came back. Gosalyn wants to find him, and wants to DW to punch Bulba into telling her where he is. DW.. naturally does not and raises valid concerns: He’s an upstanding citzen whose offered his full support, has done nothing wrong in the public eye, and is nothing but nice to everyone and Gosalyn.. is a kid whose clearly in mourning, broke into two places, and has no evidence to back her up. He wants to help but he simply can’t and Gosalyn prepares to storm off herself.  However in a VERY nice moment, Dewey goes to her and offers to help, as obviously missing parents are a big button for him and he appricated the fact he had someone when he needed to look into his own missing parent and wants to be Gosalyn’s webby.. his exact touching words. It’s a nice call back that really ties Dewey into this story well: He has a solid motive besides crimefighting stuff to help here. Granted Gosalyn’s confused as she hasn’t met webby, yet, and Dewey’s puns don’t help, but as Dewey explains his Dewey puns to her and his name, Launchpad talks to Drake and encourages him to help her. Drake is in fact reluctant like Gosalyn thought for his image but also because as mentioned Bulba seems to belive in him And that’s. understandable. Since starting out, he’s had no crime to fight, no villians to vanquish and only one person acknowledge his work and existance and that person is standing right there. Bulba is the first person besides Launchpad to not only enourage his Darkwing Duties, but to honor that and got him cleared of possible tresspassing charges, a key to the city and an interview on the hottest show on the internet. This risks all of it. But Launchpad makes a good point.. that he needs to help those who can’t help themselves and while he dosen’t have to fight bulba, he can at least look into him. A look at his dented lunchbox reminds Drake that his best friend/future husband is right, and that he became darkwing to protect people like he used to be.. to help the helpless.. and Gosalyn is helpless right now.. plenty capable, but someone who clearly can’t do this alone. So the four take off in the ratcatcher.
The four sneak into Bulba’s office and root around, but end up having to hide when Taurus comes in, with DW hiding in his massive filing cabinet that resembles Darkwing’s own from the original series, that was retired since by now computers have made that kind of thing obsolete. Still it’s a nice nod. Turns out Huey is confronting Bulba as he genuinely dosen’t know how it works and Bulba is annoyed at all his questions. Really Terry there’s an easy way to fix that. 
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But instead Scrooge comes in and while Terry TRIES to use him to brush off Huey.. Scrooge dosen’t bite and has learned to take Huey’s inquires seriously. And it’s something I didn’t notice about the series but love dearly now i’ve realized it with this bit: The Adults almost always take the kids concerns into considration and when they are brushed off it’s more due to personal issues, like scrooge’s pride, than because their kids. And given just how many hundred series have had the adults just brush off the kids issues like nothing, it’s REALLY refreshing that even reckless adults like Launchpad usually listen and that the kids competence isn’t entirely ignored just because of age. 
Bulba brushes them off by giving them the map to the ramrod.. speficially extensive notes on it that they have to carry out as a team. He then adresses Darkwing as he somehow knew he was there but again, is more than happy to help him with any investigation.. and it just so happens evidence Gosalyn was at least telling the truth on some level flies out of Bulba’s files as it shows a picture of him happily playing with Gosalyn and Dr. Waddlemeyer. 
Darkwing asks if he knows them and surprisingly Bulba is completely upfront about it or at least his version of events: Waddlemeyer was his best friend his close partner until one night he ran in raving about a problem with the ramrod and in trying to fix it, it backfired and then he was gone. Gos takes this well.. and tackles Bulba while calling him a liar and pockets the key toossing it to dewey as the two soon run from a pissed off Bulba. While Launchpad tackles Bulba away from the kids, Gosalyn TRIES to trigger the ramrod only for Darkwing to stop her. “I’m Sorry Kid but this isn’t going to bring your grandfather back” it’s then the entire episode is turned on it’s head. While, unfortunatley, the trailer gave away other dimensions would be involved, it didn’t however set this up “He’s not dead, he’s in another dimension!”
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Yeah while it makes perfect sense in hindsight I dind’t see him being ALIVE ever being a thing, so well played frank.  Back with the rest of the family, Huey, Louie and Scrooge are diving around a stack of papers and Louie is sitll being a little shit, and not in the fun way in the “well not everything’s a missing mystery blah blah blah”... when you .. you learned tolerance for your brother two episodes ago. Thankfully this ends here..mostly because Huey ends up being right as Louie mentioning the misssing mysterys gives Huey his eurkea moment. Turns out the Ramrod uses one of them, Solego’s Circuit. Solego, based on the chaos god from the disney afternoon crossover something I missed on first watch, was in this universe a mad thinker who belived in the old theory that fiction is just a mirror to another universe and everything is real and found a way to open portals to other worlds. Problem was his methods were unstable, and could destroy the world, and likely the universe, if used repeadtly. Wuh-Oh
Back at the Ramrod, Bulba has launchpad on him, while Darkwing aand Gosalyn discuss things and come to the obvious conclusion: If Dr. Waddlemeyer was caught in a ramrod explosion then he’s likely out there somewhere and Darkwing clearly wants to help. Bulba TRIES playing diplomat again and mentoning that even if he’s out there the trillions of dimensions out in the multiverse mean he may be nigh impossible to find.. and the ramrod’s too unstable for that. This however finally backfires on him as Bulba had previously said it was perfectly stable, and has now fully confirmed gosalyn’s side of the story.. and since it is stable, if he’s not lying that is, then that means they can find Dr. Waddlemeyer and get the full truth.  Naturally at this point Bulba finally stops playing nice and knocks both over and triggers the ramrod which is now very clearly unstable from use and prepares to throw both into another dimension, also confirming that what happened to her grandfather was no accident. Thankfully Dewey arrives in the nick of time with a well place smokebomb and bulba gets hit with lightning from the machine giving him a scar and cleaving one of his horns. While Gos is able to escape thanks to launchpad it dosen’t last long and Bulba confronts her.. but soon makes the classic mistake of saying no one can save you now.  Cue Darkwing with the classic terror that flaps in the night speech. And unlike the original darkwing’s fights with Bulba, this fight is entirely in darkwing’s favor, as in a thrilling fight Darkwing beats the crap out of them then escapes Bulba’s fist , the only blow the man gets in this time. While Bulba still is a legit threat, he can’t match Drake’s speed or misdirection skills. However when trying to get the key, which Bulba grabbed earlier in the scene, Goslayn falls and Darkwing goes to save her. And while our heroes celebrate for a second with launchpad joining them.. Bulba has escaped AND still has the ramrod key. Uh-Oh
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Bulba is of course activating the ramrod with SCrooge and the boys telling him to stop.. it’s too dangerous... but Bulba decides to get dangerous and pissed at darkwing, unleahses the fearsome four! Cue act break. We’ll be right back. Let’s have an intermission shall we. 
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Okay break’s over. St. Canard isn’t doing great as the fearsome four have locked down the city, with Gizmoduck barely holding his own against bushroot and unable to get past, and thus meaning implicitly no one else from duckberg can either and with scrooge and the boys missing, Mayor Owlson calls on darkwing to save them, again giving her more points in my book as she rightly figures the guy dressed up as the hero from the tv show and playing him for reasl is the best person to face four villians from a 90′s tv show suddenly out and about and holding her city hostage. 
But Drake is spiraling a bit as these are super villians with super powers. This dosen’t quite work for me as A) He’s a super fan and thus should know their weaknesses and B) What.. what did he expect. Even the vast majority of Batman’s Rogues Gallery is super powered. But it’s a quick speed bump, understandable as Drake probably didn’t grasp the very real reality of fighting super crime. We also get to see all 4 classic DW Badguys int heir glory, and beating up bonkers, who apparently exists in this universe which is more suprising than it should be. HOwever Darkwing, ends up accidently coming up with a plan: capture one of them, get them to let them into bulba’s heavily foretfied lab turned lair, and use the ramrod to send them home and find dr. waddlemeyer. Easy. Well okay not so much as the two argue over Gosalyn coming along but Launchpad’s experince has taught him kids are the best adventuerers at all and they just need to be an adventure family. Gosalyn’s dewey, Darkwing’s launchpad and Launchpad’s the uncle.. not quite the right congifuration but his heart’s in the right place.. even if Gos refuses a family since she still has one.. even if you know she can always add the two of them in. Eh semantics point is WANDA found Quackerjack and Goslyn rightly points out they can handle just one villian. So they head out. Also during the scene Fenton tried to contact them but Darkwing semeingly brushed him off.. we’ll get to that later. As the camera closes in on Scrooge and the boys being seen as missing we find the boys at least as Bulba throws them in jail. Scrooge is still missing, though we’ll find out where he is soon enough. Bulba returns to his office to find Bradford. Unsuprisingly finding the circuit wasn’t an accident and Bulba was working out the circuit for F.O.W.L. this whole time. However Bradford also isn’t remotley happy about how big and bombastic things are getting. After all his modeus operandi is stealthy and quite not you know hyjacking an entire city with an unstable super science device and 4 villians from an old cartoon show. Bulba points out hey he wanted the world, this is the way to do it and when Bradford continues to push back against him Bulba rants: he’s just like scrooge or the waddlemeyers or darkwing no vision. Bradford may not see fowl as supervillians, which no dude you are just because you don’t operate in the open dosen’t make you not supervillians. one of you wears a hood for fucks sake. Supervillians don’t have to wear costumes just ask the kingpin.. or his lookalike bulba who has his newfound minons take out bradford and throws him in with the kids. Yeah maybe.. don’t downtalk the well intentioned madman. This is why you haven’t taken the world yet. But with both his bosses gone Bulba feels they need a big splash and takes Liquidator’s suggestion of killing darkwing duck, and sends everyone’s faviorite dog shaped liquid pitchman to bring him to Bulba. Side note I watched a few episodes to see if the series gets darkwing’s villians  down.. what changed. and .. yeah it ended up being irrlevant as while the four do get to show their stuff and liquidator, my faviorite so far and sadly the most underused, relaly gets time to shine, they aren’t really that diffrent. Except for bushroot who weirdly only uses godzilla noises now. Thanks I hate it. Otherwise though it’s pretty accurate to the series and hopefully wtih a reboot we’ll get full on reboot versions of all four. 
Meanwhile Team Darkwing stakes out quackerjack, with Darkwing still unsure of what to do, and Launchpad having brought snacks like a good uncle. Yeah while he did immitate scrooge for a second it’s clear he’s taking after donald. Awwwwwww. The two then procede to think over one of quackerjacks episodes and while gos goes to find him, they sing the theme song. Great. They do end up finding him.. and as in the episode it’s inside a giant mech.. that probably wasn’t cgi in the show.. or maybe it was but god it’d be awesomely horendous.. somebody make that. They narrowly escape him.. but run into liquidator instead. Wuh-Oh.  Meanwhile, literally as these bits are intercut but it was just easier to do it this way, Bradford is thrown in his cell and the kids are curious why he’s here, with Huey assuming he’s getting money and the kids breaking out with Bradford forced to follow, though caling Heron for an evac. Dewey actually has a plan: Since he knows Darkwing an Gosalyn won’t stop till they get to the ramrod, they simply need to find the ramrod and wait for them to show up and offer a way out, though Bushroot bars the way. Thankfully Dewey knows who he is as Launchpad naturally made him watch a LOT of darkwing duck but hey it came in handy and gives him something to bond with his birth dad over so that’s a bonus. 
The three make their way through, with Dewey singing the darkwing theme song.. and naturally being the one to trip the vines. our heroes make it out alive but bradford  is pisseeeeedddddddddd. And in his rage accidently says maybe a bit too much after dewey incorrectly assumes he’s never felt this alive in years. 
“I’ve never been closer to death thanks to your foolhardy adventuring! If you didn’t meddle with forces you didn’t understand Magica De Spell wouldn’t have broken the bin, the moon never would’ve invaded earth and all of reality wouldn’t be in jeopardy! SOMEONE HAS TO PUT AN END TO THIS!” Yeah this speech .. is damn good hence me quoting it in full and Mark Evan Jackson really sells it. While granted we knew this was what started FOWL trying to elimiate the ducks, that’s how we found out FOWL existed still after all at the end of last season, here it becomes clear that despite Bradford saying it’s just buisness and seemingly being business minded.. this is PERSONAL. He genuinely seems to hate the ducks and their adventuers and the damage they cause and seems to blame them and soley them for everything that goes wrong.
And I was going to say “Well he’s not entirley wrong” as their adventures have had consequences.. but as I looked through the episodes.. I realized I was wrong. Out of 60 episodes so far, the ducks actions have only threanted duckberg or Scrooge’s buisness a handful and most of those are Louie. They are :
Louie misusing little bulb in the great dime chase wrecking parts of the bin
The beanstalk incident from Jaw$, which Scrooge was called out on in the public. 
Gizmoducks messy bank robbery prevention in who is gizmoduck, easily outweighed by everything since. 
Destroying an underwater research station in the depths of cousin fethry which was in part due to natural wildlife. 
Scrooge’s flu and stubborness tanking stocks in “The 87 cent solution” not to mention destroying property. While yes Scrooge was being played by glomgold his own stubborness and the kids refusal to call beakly lead to it playing out longer than it should have. 
Ruined an expensive movie production (Which is partly Jim’s fault, but scrooge still didn’t get intolved at any point or have anyone more experinced oversee boreswan or even ever contact jim about a cameo. )
Louie nearly destroying time itself in timephoon.
Della giving the moonlanders the blueprints for the spear
And as you can tell almost all of them aside from louie’s two incdients involve some form of extenuating circumstances. While Chaos has insued it’s never been intentional and always been cleaned up. Even the invasion, as close a call as that was, was solved BY the family and their allies.. and glomgold, but hey sometimes you need an x factor.  Most of the duck’s actions have only backfired on themselves of people nowhere near duckberg or scrooge’s intrests and most villians gunning for them would regardless if scrooge was active or not: Glomgold hates scrooge for entirely personal reasons, Magica was locked up for good reason and while she got out due to the family’s rift, she would’ve done what she did with the bin regardless, the beagles just want their land back even if Scrooge rightfully owns it, Beaks maniuplated fenton to get the armor and now goes after him out of jealousy, and Lunaris was already going after earth Della just sped it up and did so in good faith entirely unaware he was a invader. These nuts would be gunning for scrooge anyway, and while some of it’s due to his life as an adventuerer, said life was started before Bradford was born. Scrooge isn’t responsible for guys coming after him any more than batman, or spide-rman. Sure a hero being around gives them reason to keep trying but it also means there’s someone to STOP them.  And more importantly, as I always intended to prove, their adventures have done more good than harm: Beisdes the obvious mending and extending of their family, with Donald and Scrooge patching things up and Beakly, Launchpad and especially webby being warmly welcomed in and Della finally finding a way home, not to mention their various allies, over the last 60 episodes our heroes have, and yes another list and a long one so buckle up. In chrnological order:
Brought clean, limitless water to duckberg, if through scrooge’s water company. 
Defeated a luck vampire that was kidnapping innocent people (Okay Gladstone’s probably mildly incident but even he didn’t deserve that) and likely left him unable to continue his scheme. 
Freed a lost and enslaved Egyptian civlization from a tyrant and brought them quite literally into light.. and gave them burritos. 
Defeated Zeus.. not really a huge change for humanity but given what a dick he is I’m counting it. 
Through Gyro’s invetion of the gizmotech armor and Fenton’s use of it, gave duckberg a superhero whose since cleaned up crime, keeps the city safe while scrooge isn’t around and is beloved by the city. 
Stopped a known super spy.. who works for Bradford but still. 
Defeated Magica, saved the entire city, and depowered her all in one day and all together.
Found an entirely new and giant species of plankton and gave their cousin a purpose
Destroyed an evil plant monster that had likely eaten dozens before that. 
Helped a man find his family’s treasured lamp
Opened a museum wing to share Scrooge’s various treasures with the world. 
Hundreds of years ago stopped a robber baron from bleeding a town dry. 
Donald selflessly possibly sacrificing himself in a dangerous rocket to try and get home to warn earth and his family of the coming invasion. 
Taught Lena how to love herself, got her to turn against magica, and then with Violet’s help Webby helped her return to life, and find a home where she’s actually loved and wanted and finally happy and free. 
Stopped beaks rampage.. granted it was with stolen gizmotech, but he still stole it int he first place. 
Gave the Drakes an adopted son who genuinely loves them and sucessfuly gave them finacial freedom from their cruel, sociopathic biological son. 
Stopped an army of scrooge’s greatest foes from stealing his company. 
Formed a resistance against the moonlander invasion, stopping it eventually with glomgold and the cousins help. 
After that stopping Lunaris backup plan to destroy the earth itself along with his own people. 
As a result of all of this, despite the invasion, introducing a new population of happy, repentant for their invasion of the world aliens into duckberg who have been loyal and hardworking. 
If unknowingly stopping Fowl’s own agent from killing everyone in duckberg. 
Saving a lost society of mermaids and helping them start over
Sucessfully saving a charity gala from hyjackers. 
Helping Daisy start the career she wants. 
Saving BOYD from being hyjacked by dr akita
Saving all of Tokyok from Akita’s plans for boyd.
Finally letting BOYD be his own boy and break free from his past. 
Defeating team Ragnarok and saving the earth from the end of days. 
Defeating the phantom blot while unlocking Lena’s powers, both saving an innocent child from death and giving duckberg protection from Magica once and for all. 
Helping penny adjust to earth giving Duckberg another defender besides Gizmoduck and the clan mcduck. 
Stopping ponce de leon from draining the youth from anyone else and restoring all his victims. 
So yeah five times the number of bad things they’ve done or money they’ve lost. For all the chaos it causes the ducks have changed so many lives and not just their own for the better. And I think that’s the problem: Bradford only sees thing in the terms of possesion in money, and helping people gets him NONE of that. To him all of this is just more risks to the world and his control of it. To him Scrooge has near complete control of duckberg, thousands of buisnesses, the potetial to grip the world.. and he uses it to seemingly endanger it and better lives instead of his own. I mean he has enriched his own but still. Bradford simply CAN’T see past himself or his own saftey and greed to see any benifit for anyone else. ONly himself and with scrooge gone the world is his, the world is safe, and the world is better. In other words.. he’s who scrooge ALMOST became, minus the effort to get things himself. A bitter old man who cares only about himself and his possesions and wants nothing else. We’ve seen it here and we’ve seen it in the life and times: Without his family scrooge grows cold and alone.. and without anyone to really care about Bradford is what he’d become.  He’sd also forced to eat his transmitter after blaming his outburst on his lack of medication. Wah Wah. 
Back at Darkwing Tower, after what feels like 80 years, our heroes squabble a bit as Gosalyn wants to run off after another villian to get to her grandpa while Darkwing wants them to get some rest while he takes care of some buisness> Gosalyn balks at this, all but shouts YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD! and then runs off to the overlook of hte tower. While Darkwing takes a call with Fenton at long last, Launchpad goes to comfort the girl. She admits straight up she was a bit hard on the guy she’s just desperate to find him. And it turns out darkwing as over hte last.. few nights? Wait....
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I’m genuinely confused as the time skip at the end of act one indicated a day at most yet i’ts apparently been several and drake’s been loosing sleep over it? And even WITH the lockdown the rest of the duck family hasn’t barged in? I mean yes the four are keeping the gates shut but even with fenton trying, I highly doubt della has the patience to wait while her kids and baiscally dad are in serious danger, and they still have the cloudslayer/sunchaser and while yes bushroots pplans could stretch up it’s as simple as della flying up and then landing somewhere. I don’t think mayor owlson would complain TOO much about property damage and while scrooge would grumble he’d pay for it. Point is the timescale here is confusingingly worded. At most i’d say a day has passed and darkwing hasn’t slept since last night, as that makes more sense than “Whelp I guess our famiy’s been missing for days nothing weird about that. As I said the timescale for this episode is really weird and one of it’s few problems, the other being, now we’ve met them might as well get out of the way, how throwaway darkwing’s foes feel. They all, minus mega volt, get a moment to shine but they all feel like interchangable goons. Like any of them could’ve done any of their scens just swap out the gimmick. I do get this episode has a LOTTTTTT going on at once, so I get any character bits with them probably got shoved out and odds are we’ll get “real world” throughly updated versions next time, it just feels weird to make such a big deal and bring the fearsome foursome in and not either give them a bigger roll or have them stick around for the future, though as I said frank will probably remake them from the ground up for the reboot with new origins and what not, and some might intentional take after them like drake did with tv darkwing, so fair enough, just felt it was a bit of a waste but I understand it given the sheer amount of stuff to fit into a 45 minute special. 
Back on the actual plot though Darkwing’s been up all night conversing with Fenton trying to find dr. waddlemeyer. And Fenton sadly has no good news: Not only does the Ramrod have only one shot left in it before it breaks reality, but even if that gives them one shot to find Dr. Waddlemeyer.. there are trilions of universes out there. The odds of finding it before reality goes bye bye are slim to none. But Darkwing refuses to give up as he refuses to let Gosalyn down. It shows that despite his earlier fear.. Drake is a damn good person and wants to make up for not beliving in gosalyn, to help her anyway he can no matter what it takes. Gosalyn realizes she’s been kind of a dick and helps darkwing and herself get some sleep, and in a reversal of the scene from Darkly Dawns the duck, hums little girl blue to him. Awwww.. my heart.. it’s too full!. 
Back at the tower, the boys and bradford find the ramrod and bradford grumbles as he finds where scrooge is: trapped in the ORIGINAL ducktales reality, though using the remastered proportions and blue eyes. It’s a good gag especially since Bulba specifically trapped him in this scene. 
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Beautiful. Bradford wonders how the hell he’s going to cover this up.. and Huey overhears him, having already been suspcious because while good at running a massive shadowy conspiracy, he didn’t you know, tell heron to keep it down on the transponder as the boys were around and her continuned interputions and his outburst earlier made Huey suspcious. Before Bradford can cover he starts coughing (With Dewey’s pricless injection of “Oh no we killed him!”) and coughs up the transmitter.. with Heron inconvently pointing out he’s fowl high command. He’s the bad guy.. from the kids point of view at least. But Bradford just chucks them into the 87 dimension where they stare blankly at scroog’es rampage. So now it’s all down to team darkwing.  Speaking of which their all asleep but Wanda wakes darkwing up and in another ddtd parallel, he leaves to take care of this himself, if without Gosalyn waking up this time. His reason is simple though: The ramrod has fired up and this is their only shot at getting her grandpa back. So Darkwing strolls in.. and once Bulba and the fearsome four marvel at his directness, Bulba sends them to knock his brains out and drag him in. Thankfully Gosalyn and Launchpad wakeup and while Gosalyn is mad for a second, she sees him getting drug in and finally realizes just charging in isn’t going to do it. .and since Launchpad knows DW like the back of his hand, he gets them in by dressing them up as Jumbalya Jake and the Bugmaster. I’ve heard of both though why the hell Frank chose Jumbalya jake over .. ANYONE else, is beyond me. Bugmaster is fairly popular, Jumbalya Jake.. is basically a less intresting fuzzy lumpkins. Regradsleess it works and our heroes make their way inside. 
Bulba is preparing to his big hyjack the airways villian speech, contacting the leaders of the world.. and killing darkwing, whose none to happy about it to show their serious with an ultimatium: either let him use the ramrod to change the world for hte better or else. And this seems a good as time as any to talk about Bulba.. whose utterly EXCELLENT in the reboot. And I loved the original but instead of just being a super comptietn villian bulba is instead a well meaning one. While he embraces the supervillian lifestyle and flunkies and flamboyance, he’s also just trying to remake the world, to make it BETTER than it was beofre, to end hunger, no traffic acidents. It dosen’t make him a good person, much like magneto or disney’s own toffee, the ends do not jusify the means and he’s likely going to destroy reality in the process, and it’s clear his own arrogance is at much at play as his desire to do goo dand anyone with valid concerns is just a doubting asshole. He’s a compelling villian and James Monroe englehart REALLY fucking brings it, creating a villian with style, a mission and competence galor. He’s really damn good and easily tops the original which is not easy at all, but props to frank for doing it. 
But before he can get started, Gosalyn throws the smoke bombs down all around and does Darkwing’s terror that flaps in the night bit for him, and the distractoin allows DW to escape and kick bulba in the face. A HELL of a fight insues. That’s one of the best things this series does is fight corpegraphy as while battles aren’t in EVERY episode, whent hey do happen their spectacular as Darkwing and Launchpad take on the fearsome four in one hell of a beautiful sequence. Darkwing and Launchpad plan to take the four on while Gosalyn gets to the ramrod. Gosalyn understandably questions how an actor and a launchpad are going to take on four villians with the two piping in that bushroot really isn’t na villian which .. I mean he KINDA is but the symapthetic kind that would probably give it up eventually but fair enough. I still like that nod even if this version is less adorakable traumatized plant and more...
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Still Goslyn realises their power! THeir nerds! And with the power of fanboyness, and taking a few hits and refrencing the just us justice ducks episode I haven’t seen yet, their triumphant. Singed but triumphant. 
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Meanwhile Gos continues to try and find her grampapapapapapapappapappaaaaaaaa while Bulba engages Darkwing and Launchpad. Jokes on him their already engaged to each other! She fails to find him but does find the ducks, who wonder what quackaroonie means and why their heads were round.
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As the Ramrod rips a massive hole in time and space that threatens to suck everyone in. While Dewey encourages Gosalyn to keep going Huey tells her to stop... which.. Huey you lost your parent too, end of the world or not you can phrase it better. Otherwise top notch youv’e been the best this episode. And in one of the best scnees of the episode Gosalyn realizes what she has to do and despite Bulba tempting her with another relality she ddosen’t even consider it.. she shoots the ramrod with her crosbow, destroying it, with the final portal taking the fearsome four .. somewhere. I dunno? Cleavland..antis? I’m sure their fine. Bulba is knocked out though, and Gosalyn slowly weeps while her new dad consoles her. It’s a touching scene.
Thattt’s soon interupted with one last bit of unfished buisness as Huey suddenly realizes OH CRAP BRADFORD”S MISSING. They find him heading off in a marked FOWL helicopter, which Bradford points out the stupidity of but with Scrooge now having concrete visual evidence his head investor is running one of the oldest and deadliest spy agencies in the world, and their gunning for him decides to give a big of a gloat and tells Scrooge his adventure fantasy is ending while Scrooge remarks their world got a lot more dangerous. And yeah.. while I doubt Bradford will still brook over the top villiany, he now no longer has to hide his agents from scrooge or dance his operation around him and likely has enough embezlled funds to keep fowl going long enough to take out scrooge.  And yeah before we get to the end, thank god as while I love this review it’s been one of the longest writing experiments of my life., let’s talk about the FOWL overarching Plot and the interlocked missing mysteries subplot. The progress up till now has.. not really been great. Understandable but wheras season 2 had way too much plot this season took until thsi episode for the plot to really kick in. It’s been aggrivating and both fowl agents after you only crash twice .. really had nothing to do with them in their missions, with both only really using their resources. However.. as slow as it’s been, I will give credit in two places: 1, htis was likely done to get plots out of the way that were lighter and less tied into things, with only two exceptions in the next 6 episodes judging from the just released synposis for novemeber. And 2) the fowl episodes that WERE there set things up brillinatly. You Only Crash Twice set up heron’s lack of stealth and overt villianly, so her calling bradford a ton and bringing a marked helicopter did’t come out of nowhere, while last week’s episode hinted at the fact that FOWL somehow has acess to their own copy of finch’s diary or an equivleant. While we don’t know all the details. This episode also got the plot into overdrive by fleshing out bradford anymore, adding into his lack of liiking cartoon supervilliany by giving him a well and true hatred for scroooge and co. It’s not just the risk, he truly hates their lifestyle and LOATHES all of them and wants them gone.. and now he’s getting his chance. Overall it hasn’t been a bad plot and I get why it’s mostly in the back, but it still could’ve used some build up. But they worked well with what they had. I will also say the focus on Huey is ramping up with the last batch of episodes, so this really has turned out to be his season afterall. Good.  So we wrap our story back at Darkwing Tower as Gosalyn bemoans the fact her grandpa is gone. But Drake, for the first time this episode in his civies, softly encourages her to, much like him at her age, get back up again. She got blown up, buffeted around and lost a lot. but they WILL find him. Afterall Drake has a scientest friend who knwos another scientest, and until then.. she can be his crime fighting partner/implicit daughter. So Gosalyn, after so much rejection of it finally accepts her new family while Launchpad runs in to join them with dewey’s blessing. He’s not leaving the show ind, he’s just going to spend days in duckberg, nights in saint canard and sleep on the drive over, to Drake’s pitch perfect “What the actual shit bud” face. Gosalyn is happy, ,and Wanda has a crime for them to chase and our hapy family , back after way too long, heads off into the night to get dangerous. Wheew. 
Final Thoughts: God damn this was a long one. I mean it was an hour long but god damn I had a lot to say. But it was a good one. Minor flaws aside, a second watch showed off the pacing, great jokes, amazing emotoinal core, perfomances and plot progression. Unlike the Duck Knight returns the episode wisely ballances darkwing with the boys and scrooge, and interweaves them beautiful as well as finding a credible way for them to find out about FOWL. The game has changed.  I also saved the best for last as Stephanie Beatriz was fucking amazing as Gosalyn. While i’ve always loved her, she’s nice, bi and utterly fantastic on brooklyn nine nine why wouldn’t I?, and was excited I was both suprised by how diffrnet her gos voice is from her regular one, though shouldn’t have been as her rosa voice is also vastly diffrent.. seriously stephanie do more voice work your great at it, and Gos was rebooted well, sanding a bit of her hellion streak off while still feeling like the character and instead of just ignoring her grandpa’s death after one episode, making it inot a major part of her character arc here and likely in the future. It’s damn good stuff. The special really overall gets the spirit fo darkwing while making something, new , fresh and bold out of it and easily holds it’s own among the other specials. Nothing much else to say that hasn’t been said, this special was utterly amazing, go watch it. 
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This is another important post. But remember, not every character needs to be a good person. The world needs characters to hate to despise.
Sure there are villains in TV shows that have some good things about them maybe they adopted maybe their good parents.
But villains with no redeeming qualities are also things we need.
Having a character, you can hate and have so many reasons to help some people.
If I was a horrible person like some people think, don’t you think charlie would be much worse? Maybe racist or sexist? No, because I respect everyone and their own space! I’ve made some mistakes in the past, nothing overly horrible, but I fixed them Charlie's character has changed because of them.
He made a fat joke once about someone's character, not because I hate fat people honestly. I am kinda chubby myself. I like to eat! There's no shame in that, but that person was hurt by it, so what do I do? I changed him now, and I still feel bad for it. Would a horrible person feel bad about what they’ve done and change themselves for the better? No!
If charlie needs to change again, I will do so. Charlie isn’t meant to be loveable. He’s a character that people should hate something to laugh at.
Don’t target a creator target the character.
Do you think the creators of adam tarus from rwby are horrible people as well? Because adam was a violent character, who stalked his ex? NO! they aren’t bad people at all again, sorry for these two posts I just needed to vent.
I am not perfect no one is perfect I make mistakes, and every mistake I make just makes me feel horrible I try and grow from them, and that is the best thing I can do change for the better I’ll never be perfect trust me I won’t, but I can try to be the best person I can be.
Anyway, let's get back to the memes!
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1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
23: How do you vent your anger?
43: Do you have any nicknames?
for let's get personal ask game:)
OOH OKAY OKAY THIS IS FUN-
1: dirty Imbecile, touch tone telephone, too late, maniac, Astronomy, lookalike <3
23: I vent to myself. Like- I talk to myself about why I am angry and then think rationally on how I can solve this.
43: OOH MY HOUSE NICKNAME IS TARU WHICH MEANS A LEGENDARY MYTHOLOGICAL INDIVIDUAL-
Ask game :3
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Going off of that sleeping beauty!AU, I’m...sorta kinda wondering if I can fit in little pocket AU’s of the various characters going and saving their children (who are almost the same age as them due to timey whimey shenanigans) in side dimensions just like how the did in Fire Emblem: Fates/Awakening. Except, in this story, all of these pocket AU’s will just be “what if?” scenarios and don’t contribute to the main story because I personally don’t like how these children were written into the story in Fates (Awakening is OK). I just want to write them just because, and here’s a few ideas of how the children are recruited/encountered:
Haruki Momota, Kaito’s son: He helps defend a library from a horde of ruffians. However, given that he’s a pacifist, he doesn’t do any outward fighting. Instead, he’s a green NPC unit for the time being and holes himself up with a few other green NPC units in a chamber of the library until reinforcements arrive. Haruki is armed by the insistence of the people with him since they know him well, but he won’t attack any enemy units unless it’s as a counterattack to protect the others. To recruit him, Kaito needs to make it to that chamber through the throngs of enemies and talk to his son, convincing him to join Kaede’s party and urging him to forgo his pacifist nature. Haruki, however, is just as stubborn as his father and, although he reluctantly agrees to join Kaede’s party even if it means that there’s more fighting involved, he remains steadfast in his resolve to fight only to protect and not to kill. That...and he wants to save as many library books as he can as the ruffians set the building ablaze.
Taru Amami, Rantaro’s daughter: She finds herself on the run from some murderous gangs because she had stolen an important item from them. She runs through the narrow corridors of brick houses in a castle town...and traps herself right into a corner! That sucks...As they close in on her, evil smiles stretching across their faces and savage glints in their eyes, she draws her weapon--a sword--and tries to steady her breathing and prepare herself for a fight. Meanwhile, Kaede’s group visits this castle town for a break, to rest and regroup and restock on important supplies. During their stay, they hear whispers of a commotion, and later, they hear the echoes of those ruffians yelling, shoving aside innocent people and running towards a certain direction. When Kaede and co. pursue them and start defeating the ruffians, they discover where Taru is trapped, and to recruit her (and save her life as she’s fighting and losing against the thugs who have her trapped) Rantaro runs over, pairs up with her to protect her, and fends off the ruffians himself. Most of them are sword-wielders so Rantaro can hold his own against them with his naginata. Afterwards, the whole ordeal was too overwhelming for Taru to handle and she drops her sword and hugs her father, crying into his shoulder and venting how terrified she was through the whole thing and how she thought about the horrors they would inflict upon her. Rantaro holds her gently and lets her cry out her stress, soothing her with kind words and pleading with her to join them so that he can protect her from those awful villains. She quickly agrees as she was beginning to miss him and has grown into quite the scaredy cat by her lonesome. When she joins the party, she brings with her a Talisman item (the item she stole) which permanently raises a unit’s Resistance stat by 2 points.
Chiemi Oma, Kokichi’s daughter: She’s a little tricky to find. During her paralouge, she disguises herself as a high aristocrat (whom she had knocked out) just to bail one of her friends out of his sentencing for theft. She knew that the courts were pretty corrupt, so she became a vigilante and forced the courts to work in her favor! However, the real aristocrat wakes up and summons guards to capture her and throw her into jail to await her execution. But sweet, gentle little Chiemi won’t go down easily! She runs away and hides in the mansion somewhere which is filled with many look-alikes of the aristocrat. The imposters are friends of hers and deliberately infiltrated the mansion just to cause enough confusion for Chiemi to slip away unnoticed! Her disguise was pretty convincing, after all. Kaede’s group arrives after taking a job to capture a group of “thieves” and once they arrive, Kaede is confused by seeing so many copies of the aristocrat that hired her??? At this time, Kokichi is part of the group and he’s very valuable here as he can easily spot the real thing from the fakes! So, he becomes a pivitol role in “capturing” the leader of the thieves, Chiemi. When he corners the imposter he’s sure is his daughter, he coaxes her out, forcing her to drop her disguise and lightly scolding her that he could “do it better.” Still, she’s strong in her ideals, perhaps just as strong as him, and doesn’t stand down willingly without a friendly spar. She’s a little irked that her daddy had to stop by and ruin her good fun, so to recruit her, she has to be defeated (but not killed, of course!) by Kaede’s party. She can wield axes, has a VERY high chance of scoring a sure critical hit, and can use staves to heal her party members. Once defeated, like a sore teenaged daughter frustrated with her parents, she reluctantly joins Kaede’s party and likes putting on an act of a “helpless damsel on the battlefield” to get what she wants from others and to lower the guard of the enemy. In reality, she’s nowhere near helpless and usually smashes through the ranks of her enemies with her trusty axe and high critical hit ratio. Eventually her annoyance with her father subsides, and she makes amends with him by playing all sorts of games. And defeating enemy units side-by-side like a true father-daughter combo.
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TARU The escaped R-MAUTS
Division: R-MAU // Raptor Mental Advancement Unit  Species: Velociraptor  Codename: Tango Sex: Male IQ: 178 Length: 2.11 m Height: 0.653 m Weight: 14.6 kg
Log 1 : Tango is alive and healthy. He hatched earlier today along with the rest of his clutch, and is already vocal and eating. This is a good sign, as others don’t appear to be doing so well. Three hours after hatching, and he is already showing signs of intelligence over that of his peers, along with compassion. He’s been documented attempting to pick up his own portion of food and give it to the weaker members of his clutch after he has eaten his share, despite the fact that they aren’t responding to his acts, he proceeds to attempt.
Log 2 : Four days after hatching, Tango is socializing well. He appears confused at the removal of the clutch mates for euthanization, vocally calling for them. Despite his notable distress and confusion, he is continuing to eat and grow rapidly. He is extremely sociable with both the surviving members of his clutch and the caretakers assign to him.
Log 3 : Three weeks after hatching, and Tango is making an attempt to imitate the behavior of his handlers. He’s been noticed following them around, and mimicking their movements as a small child would, picking up feeding trays, blinking, even going so far as to attempt to copy any noises made. It’s surprisingly accurate, and he’s been recorded mimicking six different words clearly. 
Log 4 : At seven weeks old, Tango has been introduced to his isolated enclosure after incident #06, resulting in the death of subject Golf. Subject Oscar had to be euthanized. Still, mimicking behavior is remarkably noted, and we cannot afford the deaths of any other assets. Tango has not been taking this well; however, has displayed no acts of violence against handlers. If anything, he seems more affectionate, often trying to cuddle up to them and repeating any human words he knows in what ewe think is an attempt to communicate.
Log 6 : At three months old, Tango has learned some simple speech. His isolation led to a rapid development in his focus on studies and human behavior, and has already learned basic commands and hand gestures given to him. Not only that- but he has been recorded giving the commands back to his trainers and seemingly understanding what the words themselves mean as a definition rather than a simple command. Further study required. Total command count mastered has been documented as sixteen. 
Log 7 : We have discovered that Tango has been sneaking out regularly. During an abnormality in shifts, he was found to not be in his cage. After further investigation and an update tot he came system, he was caught removing the casing to the vents and crawling through them still he reached the enclosure of subject Foxtrot. Though he did not enter her enclosure, they were recorded vocalizing through the vents, and audio recordings picked up both raptor vocalizations and human words mixed in- the basic commands that he had learned. After reinforcing the vents, the escapes stopped. However, Foxtrot has showed a drastic increase in her ability to preform the commands heard vocalized in her brief communication with Tango.
Log 8 : Six months old, and Tango is forming his own sentences. After some debates, there was a non unanimous, but passing, agreement to set up a basic schedule of toddler education programs. Surprisingly, Tango advanced at a rate almost eleven times that of the average human child, and was quickly accelerated into higher programs. This influenced his ability to vocalize drastically, and has been recording taking words he has heard and forming his own sentences. Since this is not just generic mockery, this proves that he is attaching meaning to these words and has basic understanding of the english language. 
Log 9 : At eleven months old, it’s become commonplace for Tango to communicate through english. He has mastered language skills surpassing that of your average five year old. He’s surpassed his peers in every way- except for subject Foxtrot. Some faculty members, however, believe this is no coincidence, and that they are still finding ways to communicate. However, this has not been proven despite intense research into the subject.
Log 10 : Tango is celebrating his own birthday. It appears he learned this from one of the many educational programs he watches, and despite no change in the staff’s routine, he has somehow calculated that is has been a full 365 days since his date of hatching. He appears to be ‘celebrating’ with vocalizations (singing “happy birthday”), dancing-like movement, and increased playfulness with the staff. After a short debate, the movement to offer him any sort of ‘birthday present’ was denied, despite his repeated requests. 
Log 11 : At a year and six months, Tango has surpassed the intelligent of your average third grader. He is capable of understandable English, literary skills, and ability to use complex tools, such as screens, remotes, jigsaw puzzles, books, and other devices. This has led to some trouble, with new employees underestimating just how intelligent he is. There’s been reports of him mimicking voices to confuse, stealing objects, and wearing certain objects as accessories. However, none of it has had any ill-intent, and all objects are recovered after asking politely. 
Log 12 : Despite continued evidence supporting his comprehension of literature, today has been the first day Tango has been recorded writing. Of course, this is the first time he was ever offered any writing tools- in hear he could somehow hurt himself- but the staff is convinced he would not try any foul play. His handwriting, albeit crude, is legible. He wrote on the wall of his enclosure in washable marker. Transcript: “TARU”
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