#tabarnak

[winnienora14]

Wait what about Evan being Quebec French

Hear me out

So we know the Black Brother’s first language is not French.

They learned French because it’s part of the Black’s family tradition but their first language is actually English. So, the Black Brothers speak traditional French (from Europe).

And just imagine the Black Brothers arguing in French in their first year and a random kid(Evan) just comes and asks

-‘’Vous parlez français?’’(you speak french?) with a huge Quebec accent

And then Regulus just says

-‘’Oui et tu devrais vraiment travailler sur ton accent.’’(yes and you should really work on your accent)

And Evan just being like ‘’Bitch, this is my first language’’ with a huge accent because he’s speaking in English

And the Black Brothers just look at each other dumb founded like ‘is are accent really that bad’.

But Evan kicks in and says with a sigh ‘’it’s Quebec French’’

Evan hurting himself and going ‘’tabarnak’’ and Barty just dying because ‘damn why is that so hot’

Regulus laughing 24/7 at Evan’s accent and Evan laughing 24/7 at Regulus’ accent

Evan correcting Regulus because he sometimes makes weird constructed sentences(French is his second language after all) and Regulus getting is ego hurt so he hexes Evan to have blue hair for the rest of the week

Evan making references that no one get like ‘’J’ai jamais touché à mes filles, sauf une fois au chalet.’’. He then gets mad because his joke flopped miserably since no one got it. He’d say stuff like ‘’you uncultured assholes’’ or ‘’I can believe this! This would have made Pandora piss her pants.’’

Pandora and him would aggressively celebrate the St-Jean Baptiste and all of their friends would look at them like they’re crazy for the entire day.

Also, Evan would totally listen to Les Colocs. He told me he does actually. You didn’t hear this from me though.

#marauders #marauders fandom #marauders tumblr #evan rosier #the rosier twins #rosier twins #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #rosekiller #quebec #quebec reference #j’ai jamais touché à mes filles sauf une fois au chalet #t’au québec icitte #tabarnak #quebecois #canada #canadian #montreal #montreal canadiens #french #regulus black

[thegreatzombieartisan]

When your boss says he’s notice you have been updating your professional blog.

And you can’t tell him it’s because you’ve been writing Haladriel/RoP-related fan works and he hated RoP.

But you’re also an AuDher and lying physically hurts.

#personal #tabarnak #I’ve been busy dude #because it’s true #what do you know of darkness #nah he’s actually otherwise cool

[gooseplumes]

every single person in this city forgets how to drive as soon as there's something happening at the bell center. can the mayor hurry up and make all roads bike paths already

#drivers in this city are always whining abt the bike paths but none of them know how to use their roads! #im taking them away. you dont deserve them #tabarnak

[nightmareofmenses]

I feel bad because I know my bf is REALLY mad when he swears in québécois but I’m over here like

#it’s so sexy #sorry I’m drunk #TABARNAK

[twosides--samecoin]

Gotta say a lifetime of Eng/Fr bilingualism do be paying off when I write Curie in third person omniscient in an English paragraph with thoughts in French-

And Olivia swearing at RJ in Québécois French

If there's something you want that does not exist, do it yourself: A readable Curie who isn't written the way Irvine Welsh wrote Trainspotting, but still French. Regional swears and insults from home. Details I just wanted to see and made work <3

#tabarnak #teach your kids a second language they might write fic with it #fallout 4 curie #long time running #bilingual #fallout 4 #fallout 4 fanfiction

[its-ticsticstics]

writing blue in english is the hardest thing like fucK the vowel order 

#bleu bleu BLEU MERCI #TABARNAK

[mehoi]

Greeting Cards 💛 On the look out for the sunny side despite having some egg on your face 😑😂🤷🏻‍♀️ . . . #mehoi#handmadecards#illustration#madeintoronto#torontoartist#localartist#toronto#funcards#paperlove#tabarnac#tabarnak#egg#life#keepcalm#littleportugal#littleportugaltoronto#littleportugalondundas#sunnyside https://www.instagram.com/p/CixmPsSA8iX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#mehoi #handmadecards #illustration #madeintoronto #torontoartist #localartist #toronto #funcards #paperlove #tabarnac #tabarnak #egg #life #keepcalm #littleportugal #littleportugaltoronto #littleportugalondundas #sunnyside

[masterkirby]

i recently learned that "tabarnak" comes from tabernacle lmaooo

and that curse words in Quebec French are generally from the realm of sacred words, like câlice (chalice) or ostie (sacred host) xdd i love this, imma start swearing in Polish by using

NOSZ TABERNAKULUM!

Bądź pozdrowiony, tabernaku!

KIELICHU TY! (To prawie jak dzbanie)

A hostia ci do tego

KRZYŻ ŚWIĘTY MNIE TO OBCHODZI

especially since Poland could use some profanity )) i'm kinda tired of kurwa (literally "whore") and chuj (dick) tho i still enjoy jebać (fuck)

#tabarnak #but in polish #etymology #of curse words #quebec #french #polishcore

[reynardmuldrake]

Literally being around a francophone for more than five minutes flips a switch in my brain to start swearing in french

#even though we’re speaking in english with each other #like I can only speak a little bit of french #but I know enough and have spent enough time around francophones to pick up certain things #one of those things being swearing in french #tabarnak #personal

[jade-curtiss]

given the commotion, I just want to make one thing known: no one checked out, but I heard the calls of people who wanted to have ways to explain themselves, oops, sorry guys, when people do that omfg,,,,

#aye vous avez callé vos pr tabarnak #comme j'me suis reshooté dans le bon sens quand j'ai entendu sab s'expliquer #tabarnak #mes tabarnak #comme j'expliquerai po les placements de produit surtout sa rush #mais osti

[stoboutte]

#humour #humor #tabarnak

[samxontees]

#Tshirt #Canada #French #tabarnak #quebec #StreetWear

[bad-entertainment]

The tinnitus. It’s getting worse.

#tabarnak #im like the guy from baby driver like always drowning his ears in music to not hear the constant noise #which only makes it worse #being a music student is fuuun… free tinnitus #ok imma shut up now

[best-curse-word-tournament]

Best Curse Word Tournament!

ostie de criss de tabarnak (Quebec French) /ɔs.ti də kʁis də ta.baʁ.nak/ bloody Hell; literally, “Body of Christ in the tabernacle”

perkele (Finnish) /ˈperkeleˣ/ 1. original name of the thunder god, Ukko 2. the devil or Satan

#polls #curse words #perkele #ostie de criss de tabarnak #season 1 round 7

[blessyouhawkeye]

simply not enough house md fanfiction that explores the possibility of canadian wilson. specifically anglophone montrealer who speaks quebecois french as a second language wilson. the american mind can't understand the untapped comedy potential of wilson speaking french in the worst accent ever invented.

#wilson screaming tabarnak is not a want but a need #i just KNOW that man is from notre dame de grace. or perhaps even west island. #need to write a hilson uni au fic drawing on my experience of undergrad in montreal. i'm going to paint a vivid word picture of quebec #house md

[hyperfixationstation1]

Grantaire is actually a Québécois who moved to Paris as a teenager to study art. He learned Parisian French/Slang as a student though artist’s studios and bars.

So, not only are his ramblings long as hell, they are also in this bizarre amalgamation of french dialects and unintelligible.

#les miserables #les mis #grantaire #les amis de l'abc #hey I don’t make the rules but when I heard Tabarnak in person for the first time #oh man that changed my perception of French