#swish speaks

[lexxieannie]

i just think it’s super cool how so far in season six we had our opener that focused on them establishing themselves as a family despite coming from all different dimensions, than each ep that follows zeros in on a character and their relationship with themselves and rick!! we got to see (quite literally) into mortys mind, and we got to see a much different side of summer and ricks relationship and then a beth ep and jerry ep !!!!! really liking the family theme so far !!!

#rick and morty #rick and morty season 6 #season six spoilers #rick sanchez #beth smith #space beth #jerry smith #summer smith #morty smith #swish speaks

[my-zygarde-era]

After much consideration, analysis, and having to wait 4 months....we have our answer

I believe Scarlet/Violet's evil gremlin is Capsakid!!

#roodle speaks #pokemon #all gens #pokemon rby #pokemon gsc #pokemon sre #pokemon dpp #pokemon bw #pokemon xy #pokemon sumo #pokemon swish #pokemon sv #meowth #vulpix #murkrow #hoppip #poochyena #skitty #glameow #pachirisu #purrloin #lillipup #furfrou #swirlix #alolan meowth #rockruff #nickit #yamper #capsakid #fidough

[woundedheartwithin]

Part of learning and accepting that I have adhd has been mitigating all the things I hate about things I have to do as best I can so that I can actually do them. One of those things has been changing where and how I brush my teeth. One of my biggest issues is that I think it’s fucking gross to brush my teeth in the same room I poop in, so I started brushing my teeth in the kitchen, which also has an added benefit of having a window instead of a mirror. And the best part is, now I can stand there and brush my teeth and watch my neighbor chase his horses all over their pasture because they don’t wanna be caught 😂😂😂

#she speaks #the bathroom’s clean btw it’s just the idea of it that weirds me out #the other thing I hate about brushing my teeth is I hate mint #so I started buying kids toothpaste lol #and I don’t like getting water on my arms or shirt #the kitchen helps with that but also so does using a cup instead of my hands #but I hate the disposable ones because that’s wasteful #so I use a regular one lol #like these are all things I’d been doing for my whole life cuz that’s how I was taught and I didn’t think there was any other option #you use mint toothpaste and you brush your teeth in the bathroom and you use your hands to bring water to your mouth to swish #but the thing is there are no fucking rules #and that’s one of my mantras #there are no rules and done is better than perfect #changed my fucking life fr #course all of this is possible because I am finally properly medicated lmao #this is also things I can’t post on fb cuz I’m friends with my neighbor on there lmfao #I went to school with him too that’s what’s even better #he also lives at home with his parents #millennial culture and all that I guess lmfao

[milf-harrington]

i feel so bad i hate being sick

#i hate the way coughing tears up my throat and the way my brain starts swishing around inside my skull #i have a headache and my eyes hurt and i just wanna SLEEP #but i got a kid to raise lol #captain speaks

[magical-girl-04]

I would be SO content being a housewife the rest of my life and yet here I am at uni becuase I can't talk to girls for the life of me 😭

#rav speaks #honestly cooking cleaning maybe looking after the kids #it sounds like work that i could enjoy #and it would be to my own schedule!! #i could listen to my music while i work #wear nice long skirts to go swish swish swish as i sweep the floor #have a nice meal waiting for my wife to come home to and listening to her day at work and gossip and whatnot #having a completely free shedual so thst when she has time off we can go on nice dates #hanging out with friends on the days when they're free from their jobs #if i have kids taking then out to the park after school #being there for them and doing fun things #even sitting at the kitchen table doung hw with them #i just want that life so bad #😭😭😭 please if your a girl around 18 in scotland who would love a loving housewife to take care of you while you're at work #hit me up

[kalosstarters]

I haven't played any pokemon games aside from pokemas in probably several months so today when I went through their names in my head I was like... we had... um, sword and shield... and what were those newest games called again??

#(yes scarlet and violet but i had a blackout) #i really wish they'd make more legends: arceus kind of content rather than forcing a new gen every 3 years #now in hindsind i think i probably enjoyed even swish more than sv #i dunno #maybe i just have an attitude issue #anyways shut up me #tia speaks

[astrumocs]

He may be a bird, but I know for a fact that if Oda ever let his excitement show thru fully his tail would wag...

#wren speaks #about odarem #can u imagine.. grips him.... what i wouldnt give u to see grin and wag ur tail..... how do i get this out of u baby girl #if someone talked to him about vulture culture stuff and showed genuine interest.. augh.. #all his years of willpower wld be needed not to go swish swish.. #this is all prompted by my dms with lin in case u were wondering where this came from

[akkivee]

i just saw some fanart where the artist shorthand drew these strands of hair as a heart ❤️ and i have been changed at a molecular level

#this is vee speaking #THATS SO CUTE AND THEY ARE SO RIGHT #YOU DRAW THOSE TUFTS LIKE SWISH SWISH BUT YOU CAN ALSO SWOOP SWOOP IT LIKE YOU DO WITH HEARTS I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT ASCENSION AHHHHHHHHHHHHH #i want to draw them like that too……. i should draw some ship art just to do it lol………… #ichikuu?????? but nemukuu has been on the brain lately hmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔 #c: kuukou👑

[lexxieannie]

also a little interesting add on is thinking about how evil mortys main motives were about him caring so much, caring about how mortys were treated by ricks and how it affected them both, while rick prime/weird rick seems to be driven by his quality of truly not caring about anything

#i am grasping at straws #literallt putting any thought i have out there do not take these seriously #i cannot WAIT till the next episode teehee #rick and morty #rick and morty season 6 #rick prime #evil morty #swish speaks

[my-zygarde-era]

Ok, it’s not perfect but I’ve had a realization, thoughts under the cut

So my main rules were it being between cat and dog pokemon but I made some exceptions esp with Gen 2. I feel the most comfortable with Gens 1, 3, 5, 7, + 8 so far. If anyone has critiques or recommendations, my ears are open! But all in all I can’t wait to see the bitchy pokemon for Gen 9!!

#roodle speaks #pokemon #all gens #pokemon rby #pokemon gsc #pokemon sre #pokemon dpp #pokemon bw #pokemon xy #pokemon sumo #pokemon swish #pokemon sv #meowth #vulpix #murkrow #hoppip #poochyena #skitty #glameow #lillipup #furfrou #swirlix #alolan meowth #rockruff #nickit #yamper #fidough #just for the record #hoppip is cat like and swirlix is doglike

[cappurrccino]

if I could a) stop injuring my mouth with my own teeth, and b) have those injuries stop catching on said teeth, thus making them worse, that would be quite nice, actually

#//juri speaks #happy new year to me i suppose #time for endless salt water swishes

[wlw-cryptid]

WAAAA thank you @high-butch for tagging me i didnt see it before 👻 This or that game: Halloween👻

cute or scary halloween • indoor or outdoor decorations • spider webs or pumpkins • candy corn: yay or nay • mini candies or full size candies • scary movies: yay or nay • ghosts vs werewolves vs vampires • haunted house: yay or nay • pumpkin flavored foods or halloween shaped/themed foods • matching costumes or individualized costumes • pillow case basket or pumpkin shaped basket• ghost shaped or bat shaped cookies • halloween starts october 1 or october 31 • spooky music or monster mash • jumpscares: yay or nay • fog machine or floating decorations • last minute costume planning or planned weeks ahead of time

I'm a baby, I can't handle scary movies 😭😭😭 I also have a fatal issue of not liking the taste of pumpkin or squash. but that wont stop me from being halloween queen #1 tagging @sunshine-butch @mommysmaze @werewolf-femme

#i LOVE being tagged in these silly games i love being thought of to be tagged #she speaks #local woman forgets that she can be perceived and is apart of a little social ecosystem #now. full size candies have the wow factor. and less trash and i like that #but mini size is soooo easy to just . eat . the serving size is so easy and controlled #PLUS i am a woman who likes sour gummy candy SO those are already mini size. and are not individually wrapped #also how dare you make me choose between ghosts and werewolves and vampires. who do you think i am. im in love w all of them #+ if i could live w a fog machine going 24/7 i think i would. i like the low laying fog that swishes around w a cape or skirt or breath

[sekiumiarashi]

my character design guilt pleasures:

ponytails

scarfs

#seki speaks #// I love things that go swish

[dante-mightdie]

i read somewhere that vikings used to gift new brides kittens and immediately thought of viking!simon and a little kitten

big man with small animal? absolutely yes i’m ovulating

c/w: none

you cannot and will not tell me that he will not pick the scrunkliest kitten known to man. little black scruffy thing tucked into his palms and he just puts it in your lap the day after your wedding. mumbles something about tradition before skulking off

he expects you to dump the thing on someone else, not even give little scruff a name. but to his surprise you’re absolutely in love with this little ball of fur. you don’t go anywhere without it, fashioning a little collar for it and speaking to it as if it were your own child

he doesn’t expect you to be in tears when you tell him that the cat didn’t come home last night :( that you’re worried a wolf got to it and you just miss your baby!

huffs and puffs as he hunts around the dark forest, looking for a kitten who may as well be invisible. breathes a sigh of relief when he finds the thing handing on a tree branch. he’d grab it by the scruff before beginning his trek back home,

“ya gave your mum a right scare. don’t do that again.” he’d grunt to the cat who just meows right back at him, tail swishing in the air

#simon ghost riley x reader #ghost simon riley #simon riley #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #ghost #ghost x reader #mw2 #cod mw2 #viking!simon #simon ghost x reader #simon riley x you

[mostly-imagines]

Banished

jason todd x fem!reader

aka jason misses his girlfriend

warnings: extremely mild angst, he’s just mopey (he’s fine)

Jason sits slumped over the kitchen island, head lying in his crossed arms. His now soggy cereal disregarded after barely a few bites.

Dick’s been rummaging through the cabinets for the better part of twenty minutes and Tim sits atop of the nook table shoving donuts in his mouth for the better part of thirty.

Damian trudges past them to the nook bench, taking out a knife and beginning to whittle away at a block of wood.

He glances at Jason with a scowl. “If you’re going to be so miserable, can’t you do it in your own home?”

Jason just grunts.

He wishes. You and Bruce had conspired to trap him at the mansion for the week so he could heal from injuries sustained during the last mission without risk of him suiting up and sneaking away from you in the middle of the night.

It’s not even the fact that he’s basically being babysat that’s got him so disgruntled. He wouldn’t mind it at all if you were here too. But you were dead set that the manor was too far out of your way for work, so you’d stay behind. A lose-lose for Jason.

“He’s just mad his girlfriend kicked him out.” Dick teases, swiping through the fridge.

Tim snorts from the doorway, “Me too. He’s a lot more depressing on his own.”

Jason kept his head down as he blindly reached for the spoon in his cereal and chucked it at Tim’s head.

Tim catches it without thought, continuing, “A lot more irritable, at least. Why isn’t she here?”

“She’s gotta work.” Dick says, scanning through the pantry.

Damian peeps his head up from his project. “But Todd has a rather large supply of less than legally obtained money, does he not?”

“Yeah, but she said she wants to pay her own rent, I think.” Dicks hums, finally giving up on his quest for a snack.

Damian pauses.

“So she wants to live in a tiny apartment?” He asks, a mixture of confused and horrified.

“Watch your mouth.” Jason mumbles.

“It was a genuine question!” Damian protests, face screwed up.

Jason finally lifts his head up, turning to his little brother with a raised brows. “And I’m genuinely going to break your nose.”

It’s an empty threat, maybe. But it was enough to shut Damian up anyways. Jason turns back to his cereal and swishes the bowl around.

Dick rests his arms on the counter across from Jason and speaks lowly. “You know, it is just a few days. She’s coming back.”

“Yeah, whatever.” Jason was never one for showing his feelings—let alone talking about them.

He misses you, plain and simple. Dick could see that much clearly, though the longing looked unfamiliar on Jason.

Bruce lingers in the hallway, just past the island, listening.

He’ll admit (to himself) that he’s worried about Jason. It’s been three days and Jason has yet to show a crack in this demeanor. And while it’s not uncommon for him to stow himself away, there is something quite wrong with the way he hasn’t countered his brother’s jabs at him or teased them.

And while he could do without the blatant threats, he’s proud to hear his son defending his girlfriend, even over trivial things. It’s one of the few moments where he feels like he did right by him as a father.

And now here’s his son, caring about someone else more than he cares about himself. Someone who’s a good person, no less. It had been your idea to trick Jason into staying at the manor, you were scared that he would push his body past its limit when you couldn’t do anything to help.

Bruce knew you didn’t feel great about basically banishing him for the week but he could see that you just wanted what was best for Jason. He could see it so clearly. Maybe Bruce could never have been a perfect father, could never have given his son everything he needed despite having more money than he could ever use. Maybe he couldn’t help him, even now.

But you could.

Bruce peers around the corner, leaning up against the doorframe.

He watches Damian give up on carving at his block and start into the leg of the table.

He watches the bickering that broke out after Tim grab the last glazed donut, which was apparently the only thing Dick could possibly fathom eating.

And he watches Jason.

As Jason’s phone lights up on the counter next to him. He glances down at it with a frown before his face absolutely lights up.

He scrambles to pick the phone up and starts typing away. A quiet action that catches the attention of all of his brothers.

He types and types, waits for ten seconds for a response and types and types again—smile on his face.

The Waynes didn’t need to be the greatest detectives in the world to know who he was texting.

#jason todd loves his gf #jason todd x reader #jason todd imagine #jason todd fanfiction #jason todd fanfic #red hood x reader #red hood imagine #red hood fanfiction #red hood fanfic #dc imagine #dc x reader #dc fanfic #dc fanfiction #batfam x reader #batfam imagine #batfam fanfic #batfam fanfiction #jason todd x you #red hood x you #batfam x you #batfamily x reader #batfamily imagine #batfamily fanfic #batfamily fanfiction

[abyssruler]

arguments and odd positions

lyney x gn!reader

you knew lyney was a magician, but opening your fridge only to see him inside instead of your recently bought groceries is taking it a little too far. or — you refuse to talk to lyney after an argument, which leads to lyney putting himself in various odd positions in order to get you to speak to him.

comedy-ish, just lyney being weird and lynette being his accomplice

Lyney’s not one to let you stew in your anger after an argument. He’s persistent in getting you to speak with him to try and resolve the issue, which leads to a few… ridiculous and frankly odd situations he puts himself in just so he can talk to you.

An hour after you rushed off after a heated argument, you open your door only to find a little note stamped on it with the words I’m sorry :( written in a loopy handwriting. A bit creepy that he sneaked into your bedroom without your notice, but while the note makes you soften a bit, you’re still angry with him.

Which then leads to more… drastic measures. The likes of which Lyney has to force Lynette to help him with.

Two hours after your argument, you’re opening your fridge, only to lurch away and bite back a scream of surprise when you see Lyney standing inside your fridge.

“I’m sorry—” he starts, but you’re quick to close the door on him.

It escalates after that.

Everywhere you go, Lyney is right there.

In the middle of watering the plants in your backyard, you shift a few leaves from a bush and come face to face with none other than Lyney. He smiles sheepishly at you, a few twigs stuck in his hair. You don’t know how he managed to hide himself in that bush, but instead of acknowledging him, you spray him with water and leave.

You’re in the middle of cooking when you open your cupboard and see Lyney crouched inside the small space (how did he even fit in there?) He gives you a little wave which you ignore as you close the cupboard on him.

It goes on like that for a while. You turning around and seeing Lyney in bizarre positions that make you question how he even managed to end up in the first place.

You check in on your aquarium to feed your fish, only to see Lyney inside the aquarium. You open a book to read, but Lyney’s face is printed on every page. You try reading the newspaper, but the headlines are filled with nothing but Lyney’s name and why you should forgive him. You play a song, but Lyney’s voice echoes instead of the opera singer’s. You open your closet to change clothes, and Lyney is inside the cramped space wearing your clothes.

He’s everywhere.

You shift the curtains open, and Lyney. Is. Right. There.

You swear the windows had been firmly shut, and there hadn’t even been the slightest outline to tell that a person was hiding behind the curtains.

“Darling, please—”

You swish the curtains close on him and stomp your way to the bedroom. You make sure to lock the door, double checking the windows to prevent any chances of Lyney sneaking in.

When you’re sure that not even the hydro archon can break into your room, you sink down on your bed, exhaustion settling in as you turn your head over this bizarre day.

Lyney was persistent, yes, but never to this degree. He showered you with all sorts of compliments and bent over backwards so you can always have your way. In hindsight, the fact that you’ve never once argued before should have been a hint that Lyney has always been careful to make sure you’re happy—too careful, at that. It makes sense, you think, that he’s so desperate to make peace with you now that you’ve had your first argument.

Still, despite how odd his actions were, it was a little touching to see how far he’d go just to apologize to you. Maybe tomorrow you’ll finally acknowledge his existence.

You shift, turning to the other side of your bed—

And Lyney is right there, laying on his side and watching you with a smile on his lips.

You feel your anger and resolve crumble in the face of that smile. And really, it’s been a long day. Staying angry isn’t going to do anyone any good.

He opens his mouth, but you interrupt him with an exasperated sigh, shuffling forward and snuggling your head in the crook of his neck.

“I forgive you,” you murmur.

You feel him circle his arms around you, letting out a happy little sigh of contentment as he buried his face on top of your head, pressing a kiss that sends a spark right down your spine. He’s dressed in a soft shirt and cotton shorts made for sleeping, clearly having expected to sleep here beside you. Sneaky. You’ll get him back for the near heart attacks today, but for now, you’ll settle for basking in the warmth he radiates, letting his heartbeat lull you to sleep.

And you think that’s the end of it, that the two of you will drift off to sleep in each others’ embrace, but then—

“Lynette, tell Freminet to cancel the fireworks show! Plan Y version two is no longer needed!”

#i love characterizing him as a silly little man #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #lyney x reader #gn reader