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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year

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I have recently come to the conclusion that if my Genshin Impact account was self aware, my Bennet would be slightly even more unlucky than a regular Bennet. This is due to my birthday and since its coming up I've been brainrotting for the past few days. Let me explain:

Bennet's birthday is February 29th, aka Leap Year. This means Benny only has a real birthday once every four years, which is bad enough. But according to canonical game lore, when he doesn't have his actual birthday, he celebrates it on the 28th.

My birthday is February 28th.

Now, I'd like to think that in your typical SAGAU the creator's birthday is a BIG DEAL. I'm talking festivals, parades, feasts, gifts exchanged between friends and family as well as gifts offered to the creator! The whole nine yards! An entire world partying from sunrise to moonset.

So with this in mind, Bennet's birthday would either be celebrated the day after the biggest holiday party in Teyvat (meaning everyone who attends would be all partied out) or during my birthday (meaning that everyone would be focused on ME instead of Bennet, which is just unfair! He can't even take pride in being born the same day as the creator b/c he was born the day after!!!!).

Anyway, if I was isekai'd to Genshin and worshipped as a god, I would simply give Bennet his own holiday. Poor kiddo deserves a win and if it takes me telling my acolytes quote, "Everyone will to celebrate Bennet's holiday. No exceptions, no excuses. And if his holiday party doesn't end up a success, I will destroy all of Teyvat and then myself. :3c" then so be it. That last statement is a joke, but watching everyone try their absolute hardest to give my adopted little brother the best birthday possible would be worth the fear of the vague threat of the world's destruction in the eyes of my worshipers me thinks.

If you add to this brainrot, please feel free to ignore that last part if everyone panicking over the possibility of apocalyptic destruction makes you uncomfortable. Likewise, don't rush this out by my birthday if you don't have time. I'm also in college and have multiple assignments due both before and after my birthday so I know this upcoming week will be hellish in terms of academics. So don't push yourself, okay?

So yeah. Thanks for reading! Hope you have a nice day!

JOKES ON YOU IM DOIN THIS FIRST BC ITS NEAR UR BIRTH WHEN I SAW THIS - HAHAHA (also timezones r wack so hope i timed it good enough for u lmao)

HOPE ALL UR ASSIGNMENTS VANISH / R SUPER EASY AND TAKE NO TIME AT ALL TO DO SO U HAVE MORE FREE TIME TO READ MY BIRTHDAY GIFT TO YOU ANON <3

Have a pretty miku hatsune gif <3

YEAH SO U ENTERED UR BDAY INTO GENSHIN U KNOW THAT RIGHT??

WELL SINCE THAT WAS THE BASICS OF THE GAME/AT THE START-

TEYVAT HAS KNOWN YOUR BIRTHDAY AS LONG AS LIFE HAS LIVED ON TEYVET LOL

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So if it's your birthday and you have been isekaied to Teyvat in time for it,

or been there for that long bc how does one un-isekai themselves?? anyway

and its like,, pandemonium.

bc idealistically u surprise these bitches around/close to ur birthday, so everyone's gettin in that festival mood and then BAM- itd be like if the spirits/demons showed up irl for Halloween randomly one year, like- ???!!!

so everyone's just

"well we usually have a lot of fun/praise the highest being anyway, hoping they'll hear us thru whatever barrier's between us (coughstupidcomputercough), but now... we've got to go harder than any century before guys, they're actually here, nobody panic, this isn't a drill- somebody fucking grab the champagne- "

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So for a second, imagine the sweetest anyone has ever been to you.

now imagine another person does something just as sweet for you, now add another, now add another, now add-

yeah i hope u got a hoddie so u can go to sweatertown when u get too embarassed/shy, bc the compliments??

"I really like your voice btw, this may sound strange but it was always so comforting pulling those all nighter for another akademiya project, and just hearing you joking around or humming, what felt like only for me or to keep me company ;) " - Lisa

"I hope you don't mind me doing this, as I wasn't trying to invade you privacy when I came upon this knowledge, but I thought it would make a useful gift. I know you were frustrated when you came here that there wasn't as much cosmetics so I used alchemy to aid your cause, this is some color changing nail polish-"

-Albedo has gotten u ur exact foundation shade, concealer, a skin clearing serum that works 100x better than any skincare routine u had going/or not lol, and if you dont really wear makeup or do skin care, he has a backup of all ur fav perfumes/colognes that u wish u had in ur old world (he heard u ranting abt wanting those scents/stuff u liked like cherries or sandalwood etc.)

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bc even if ur not the type to feel that way when ppl do things like that for u, i promise u will be by the end of your birthday week.

everyone in teyvat wants your first in person birthday to be perfect,

ESPECIALLY the allogenes, or the playable characters

doesn't even matter if your FTP and dont have a single character outside of the beginners,

(they all had access to things like your voice, your actions, your social media, yae miko may or may not have personally printed off enough copies of a book full of any selfies/pics with you in it to reach every corner of teyvat ahem, she means what- nothing at all my beautiful god-)

anyway that is to say, your birthday month is generally really bountiful, both in festivals and teyvat itself, regardless if its dead winter or scorching summer

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but for the sake of ANON'S BIRTHDAY-

You have now been forcibly converted into a Pisces - gasp - from this moment on,

ik tragic im an aquarius 😔,

Bc this is anon's Teyvat rn and we're just living in it

(genshincharactersaboutyoubelike-)

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You don't know which authority figure to thank first for helping organize your week so you can go to a different city's festival for you every day of your bday week, it must have been hell to make 💀

(rip ningguang alhaitham jean and ayaka/ayato yall will be missed 💧🙏)

U kind of worked ur way backwards actually from game release country's dates, like Sumeru, Inazuma, Liyue, Mondstadt

Bc when they asked if u had a preference u whole heartedly spoke up in front of a room full of arguably the most influential and powerful people on the continent, in the world really- well besides you-

"Mondstadt would be a great festival to have on my actual birthday! After all one of my best boys Bennett, also has his birthday that day too!" :)

...

.....somewhere in the Wolvendom wilds Bennett shivers with a bolt of anxiety,

Razor is confused and asks if he's ok, he gives a shaky thumbs up,

"yeah i just... got the scariest feeling.. like something bad's gonna happen on my birthday this week... haha probably nothing!... probably..."

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So everyone's been pretty chill and happy for Benny to be so favored/spoiled by you, esp since ur sharing ur bday (most ppl think ur a saint bc of this)

But for some pretentious assholes, who think traditions should be adhered to, they kinda dont even like the stuff ur changing-

"Oh well, if you don't just celebrate Benett's birthday with mine, and really anyone else who's bday is also mine, I'll just ruin your country ;) "

...

Some ppl get ur joking, like alhaitham would never believe u,

But these poor old fools, coughsagescough,

R just like-

"...an eldritch god is angry with us."

Needless to say u get ur way,

And poor Benny is just like, shaking in the corner, he can't tell if this is more unlucky or the luckiest he's been lol

(He's also one of the allogenes who did not rlly get ur joke lmao,,, also Itto💀)

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If your somehow not overhwhlemed by gifts and acts of service on ur birthday,

Benny is.

Benny is for you.

Lol, he's like gonna make himself sick bc he cant just say "No thanks" to all the ppl giving you food, but end up giving him some too by proxy

He cant even count how many candies and baked goods are weighing down his pockets

Oh did i mention you've just like, linked arms with the little guy and dragged him wherever Mond's citizens r dragging you for the birthday festivities :)

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While he was mostly just in shock all day, Benny does take the time to tear up and thank you for sharing your birthday*

(*both of your birthdays, u correct him all day)

Jean, Barabra, Diluc, Kaeya, Amber, Traveler, Razor Sucrose Fischl and Klee (and Varka + older adventurers/his dads)

are all super happy to finally see the poor kid get the biggest break ever for his birthday finally

Esp after they saw the last few... yknow... non-existant ones... bc he only has a bday every 4 years lol

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Nearly starts sobbing publicly when u give him a present for his bday too :')

And after you all do a big toast for an evening bday dinner, u hug him and he actually cries a little, and he squeezes u back super hard

"I always thought I was too unlucky to get a birthday like this, but I guess if even a god like you hasn't given up on me, I shouldn't give up on me either, thank you for the best birthday I've ever had Your Majesty!"

:')

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(Tho Klee did sneakily give u and him some of her best and brightest bombs as a bday gift, so he did get a little singed but he barely noticed lmao)

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I hope my ass writing/ideas was a decent bday gift anon! :0

I love Pisces sm, i hope ur bday was/will be incredible anon!! :) <33

Safe Travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

#HAPPY BIRTH #happy bday anon!#hope this ask makes ur day a little brighter w/ some benny :) <3 #genshin sagau #my asks #sagau #genshin imagines #genshin sagau ideas #gender neutral reader #genshin isekai #genshin impact #genshin god reader #genshin impact scenarios #hope u like it - my writing isnt 10/10 but i got ideas ig lol #genshin platonic #platonic genshin impact #bennett #benny boy

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spacecadet-ticklesinspace · 1 year

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Hello, Hello! Do you have any more headcannons about neurodivergent Peters?

- anon <33

I have a few! Most of these I do believe have been shared on other blogs, but I 100% believe they are accurate :) If anyone has any headcannons of their own to share, feel free! 😁

Vocal Stims

Peter 1: Autistic and ADHD

Peter 1 can hyperfocus on things for long periods of time but he is also pretty unorganized.

He loves using visual pictures as a to-do chart and to help keep him organized.

He lives in his noise canceling headphones.

Any fidget toy that moves in circles are his favorite (tangles, infinity cubes, fidget spinners).

He also loves the chewlry necklaces because bitting is a stim for him too.

His favorite stim when he's overwhelmed is to twist one of his curls around his finger to calm himself down.

Rocking and bouncing are great for when he's overwhelmed too.

But the hand flaps are for when he's super duper happy ❤️

One usually loves looser fitting t-shirts and sweatshirts because he can usually hide his hands in the sleeves and fiddle with them, or he can hid inside of them (like Mable in sweatertown) when the world is just too much.

But the others do have to be careful because One has been known to suck on the neck portion or sleeve portions of shirts instead of his chewlry.

One loves food that has a lot of flavor but limited textures.

He also can't stand the taste of minty items.

Peter 2: Autistic.

He can hyperfixate on something or someone for long periods of time (science, Otto, MJ).

This man has a routine and sticks to it no matter what.

The other two Peters know not to interfere with it if they can help it.

He loves fidget spinners and fidget jewelry the best.

He also loves rocking and pulling his hair when overstimulated.

And the happy hand flaps from him ❤️

However, he is the one most likely to become non-verbal when overstimulated.

He is the one that started teaching the other two Peters how to use sign language so they could still communicate when he becomes non-verbal.

If someone doesn't understand sign language, Two carries a notebook to write messages or draw pictures in order to communicate.

Peter 2 loves tighter fitting clothes because they feel more secure and safe than looser fitting clothes items (this is why he feels so comfortable wearing his spidersuit under his clothes all of the time).

Peter 2 has certain foods that he sticks with and doesn't stray far from them.

He has problems with certain tastes and textures that make him feel ill.

He is also more of tea drinker because the smell and taste of coffee makes him feel ill.

Peter 3: Autistic and ADHD.

Peter 3 is pretty good with keeping a schedule, but has trouble breaking from that schedule.

He struggles has the most trouble with volume control.

The other two constantly have to ask him to lower the volume when he talks because he just doesn't realize how loud he can be.

Hyperfixates on science and Gwen very easily.

This man loves his weighted blanket (he cannot travel anywhere without it).

Peter 3 likes fidget spinners, but he prefers his sensory slug the most.

He carries his slug everywhere and even named him ❤️

Peter 3 likes spinning a circle or pacing back and forth to stim.

He also yanks on his hair when he's upset and will bounce the back of his head on a wall if he can't pace or spin.

Instead of flapping his hands when excited, Peter 3 jumps up and down.

Prefers tighter clothing for the same reasons Peter 2 does.

He's okay with certain textures, but real strong tastes or smells will make him ill.

#autistic peter parker #peter 1 #peter 2 #peter 3 #autistic headcanon

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zenkaiankokuart · 2 years

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Sun is enjoying his new found freedom. He's found quite a few fun things around the Pizzaplex!

Although he still isn't able to meet the others. Since he'd get in trouble if anyone caught him outside the Daycare. Ah well, at least he finally gets to see the show...

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Y'all know the drill, another aggie.io with @sweatertown cuz we're both obsessed with these noodle armed bots.

#fnaf sb #fnaf sun #fnaf sundrop #my sun can go outside the daycare :3 #but if he got caught and repaired then he'd be stuck again :(#it's a big confusing world outside those playplaces #but at least he gets to hear other voices

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thefandom-casserole · 6 months

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Like Mable from Gravity Falls has Sweatertown

Ron will go into his pants whenever he’s overstimulated or upset

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #headcanons :>#I’m listening to the first pants epsiode now soooo

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gravity-falls-fanatic89 · 5 months

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I keep getting ads for that Cameo, where you get some surprise call from a celebrity, or something.

That would be an absolute nightmare to me. I can't even bring myself to maintain long eye contact with my husband because he makes my heart race. Doing that would make me automatically go to Sweatertown and die. I don't understand how eye and physical contact like hugs are managed by normal people. I don't know how to take either.

#these ads are not a good gift #scary #oof #id cry #my tired is coming out #ewww #people

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prophetofthesufferpuppets · 3 months

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Sweatertown

#Prophet makes things #crochet #yarn

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ifwebefriends · 2 years

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Gravity Falls Rewatch: Post-Canon: The Hirsch Twins

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Ariel Hirsch before or heard her talk she seems cool

Love their little “twins!” thing lmao

Aw man I want to see “Mabel’s guide to smiles” I think that’d be cool

The elementary school is real!!!

Alex did sweatertown to scare people!!!! That’s hilarious

Oh yeah all those boys that Wendy broke up with were Ariel’s crushes!

Man I kinda wish we could have seen Ariel’s initial reactions to the series like as a YouTube channel or something

Man Alex is SOOO much like Dipper

Ariel was an N-SYNC fan!

I love how they elaborate on the twin relationship and how important it is that they like each other and forgive each other quickly (both the Hirsch twins and the Pines twins)

Ariel has a trolls sweater!!

More Dipper lesson-learning analysis!!!

Ariel liked the barfing gnome!! That’s when she knew the show was going to be a hit!!

Ariel has a tumblr and reached out to fans! I didn’t know that!

I kinda feel bad for Ariel she kinda got famous because of her brother’s successes and I don’t even know what she does with her life, but she seems happy for Alex and his success

Why did I just realize that in the series finale they only had the last line of “Happy Birthday” because that song is copyrighted?

Nice little special! I really liked it!

#bubbles rewatches gravity falls #gravity falls #the Hirsch twins #post canon

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nataliedanovelist · 1 year

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