#sure alastor isn’t actually ‘chained’ to charlie

[alexiethymia]

…I mean.

#hazbin hotel #charlastor #charlie morningstar #alastor #somewhat crack #but seriously I was trying to remember who alastor reminded me of #bloodthirsty demon bound under a contract? #the hair #the EARS?? #sure alastor isn’t actually ‘chained’ to charlie #but they have an arrangement nonetheless #charlie and nanami are both rosy cheeked #slightly naive but ultimately well-meaning divine entities #a land god and the daughter of an angel #if I was to go full au I’d cast angel as otohiko #husk as kurama #nifty as ami #vaggie as possibly kei #it’s the dynamic #although tomoe is certainly a lot more behaved while alastor is choking under servitude

[cheshirebitch]

Alastor x Reader

𝔸𝕞 𝕀 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕥? pt 2

( part 1 here ) ( part 3 here )

 Husk was the first to notice me, since we both thought I was going to die. 

“Oh (Y/n) you son of a bitch!” Angel grabbed me tightly into a hug, squeezing the air out of my lungs. Charlie ran up with Vaggie tailing her.

“How did you do it?” Vaggie and Charlie asked at the same time. Husk looked over and barked out, “How did she do what? Because she saved him and she also somehow saved herself from Boss Man’s wrath.” He took a swig of his drink, eyeing me suspiciously. I knew he was going to pamper me with a million questions later. 

“Well, I just offered Vox information that sounded valuable in a state of dire quick thinking. Sure, he can be smart, but not on the spot. It was simply a trick play of environment and temptation.” After all, isn’t that what I’m good at? 

“What was the info you gave?” Curiosity got the best of Angel. I smiled before pressing a finger to my lips.

“Can’t spill. Even if I wanted to.” A red magic spread across my face where it looked like my mouth was sewed shut. Angel recognized it from when he saw my chains appear before. 

“Oh doll…” Pity. A look of pity is all I received and it made my chest tighten. My eyes scanned quickly over everyone. Everyone had the look of pity. I wiped the magic off before laughing dryly. “I have my ways around it obviously.” I waved them off. I don’t need their pity. I chose this. I just regret it lately. Alastor wasn’t always this closed off, at least not to me. We used to share almost everything. It was us against the world until he left me alone in it, twice.

“So, I take it we pissed off the Vee’s?” Vaggie stated as she looked at me and Charlie. She was holding up her phone that had Velvette’s recent social media post explicitly saying that Hell was about to freeze over.

“Well, it did give us the chance to actually redeem Angel Dust.” 

“Everything comes with a price though, Charlie.” I alluded to what was to come. The battles I can see happening here in the future are enough to worry me on what’s to come. The future is so unsettled on what can happen right now that I can only see small things and not the big picture. I felt a tightness in my chest again. 

“Stand straight darling.” Alastor smoothly spoke behind me as he pushed his hand against the small of my back and drifted up to make my spine straighten. I hate how he only gets on my case about that when Husk literally has a hunch back at this point. Deep breaths (Y/n). Deep breaths.

“Thanks sir.” I said through gritted teeth. Alastor flinched slightly at how I called him sir and how tightly I said it. He looked at me as if asking with his eyes, What is your problem? I couldn’t help but shift my jaw tighter. I squinted my eyes, You’re the problem dick. He clenched his jaw as well and pressed his hand harder into the small of my back, any harder and he would be pushing me. Somehow though, I noticed how his presence made the tightness in my chest go away. Despite the fact we were arguing through our eyes. Charlie turned towards Alastor, dragging our conversation to a quick halt. 

“What should we do in preparation?” She was mostly looking at me and not Alastor which made my once annoyed face into a smug one. They are looking towards me for leadership now. I warned you Al, don’t play with fire. After all, you are the reason I’m down in this mess anyway.

“We need to cover all our bases and make it seem like we aren’t even worried about whatever they are doing, and continue business as normal. Alastor and I will cover the rest. Just watch each other and don’t leave without a partner for a little while.” He seemed to relish in the fact I still sounded like I needed him. I can’t help but feel like he loves that feeling, even if he left me and still won’t tell me anything anymore. 

After spilling plans with Charlie and the team on what our next moves should be, I dismissed myself towards a separate room. I know he can feel the slight anger during our whole interaction because he swiftly follows me. 

“Yes, Alastor?” He smiled wider with his stupid half lidded eyes. But my god do I always melt- stop it. You’re mad, remember? How could he keep playing with your feelings? It's like these seven years took everything we built between each other and ripped it to shreds as if we were never anything. Were we though? 

“Inner battles dear?” I wish he would let that cheesy smile slip once or at least make it look sincere again. 

“You tell me. You’re the one who kicked me out of my own room.” He hummed playfully as I scrunched my face in anger.

“Well, since you’re my pet, it’s also my room.” That cocky motherf-

“We need to talk, Alastor. I want to begin the negotiation of my contract coming up soon.” A slip, his eyes screamed worry but then it was gone. Bingo.

“Renewing it again? We both know you will.” My smile matched his which unnerved him slightly.

“Remind me why again. If I remember correctly, you abandoned me for seven years, won’t talk to me anymore, and have been acting weird lately. You aren’t the Alastor I signed my soul away to.” I seethed. He was holding his jaw so tight I thought he was about to crack his teeth. I leaned closer, almost on my tippy toes to get in his face, his head looked down at me. I saw a glimpse of those eyes he used to give me. The eyes he would stare at me with while I listened to him talk for hours. Then they were replaced with a slight hurt. He opened his mouth, his smile quivering as he thought of the right words.

“There you are! Nifty got stuck in the toilet again, can you help us get her out?” Charlie spoke loudly. Everything I was about to get, all the answers, just…

…gone.

The feeling of overwhelming… EVERYTHING. I wanted to yell at Charlie. 

Why can’t you just wait? Fuck Charlie, you just ruined everything.

Alastor quickly fixed all the vulnerabilities he had and proclaimed, “Well of course! What type of help would I be around here if I didn’t?” I watched him walk away with Charlie, a hurt look that he caught when he glanced back. 

His smile faltered quick enough for me to see it. His eyes glanced at Charlie as if trying to tell me something before he fixed his behavior and carried on as normal with her when she looked back at him. They swiftly walked out as I was left in the entertainment room. 

Alastor, what did you do?

Husk was at the bar cleaning glasses from Angel and Cherri Bomb’s celebration. Swirling around my drink, wishing I didn’t drink as much as I did. I will hand it to Angel and Cherri for having such a persuasive way with drinking. My hair was slightly messy, my normal pantsuit switched out to my comfy clothes, and my eyes looked tired. 

“You finally going to admit you had too much yet?” Husk chuckled out. I chuckled back before I sipped the rest of my drink down quickly. The glass hitting the counter answered Husk instead, and the sound of it sliding down to him as I smiled at him.

“Nope.” I taunted back. He shook his head, pouring more into my cup, and gently sat in front of me. I stared at it for a little while before Husk sighed and piped up, “Penny for your thoughts?” He knew I loved it when he said the sayings I normally do. Made me feel like we really are real friends, despite the situation we are both in. 

“Well, I think I have a theory on what has Alastor… different.” I was careful with my choice of words as Husk eyed me. He knew I was never going to let this new Alastor last long. I mean Husk even was starting to get treated more like a dog rather than someone who helps Alastor with a slight rough friendship. Hard to believe we were all friends once. 

“Continue?” Husk poured himself a matching drink as he watched me intensely. This isn’t something I would bring out loud unless I had some sort of evidence pointing towards it. I shuffled my hands around before stealing a quick sip of my drink.

“I think Alastor made a deal he regrets but can’t talk about.” 

(Part 3...?)

(Lore buildingggg I promise next update will have one question answered. Can you guess which one? As always all characters and world belongs to the respected owners <3 story belongs to me. Tagged who I could! Thank you for loving the first one!)

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#hazbin alastor #alastor x reader #alastor #radio demon #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #x reader #fanfic #fanfiction

[marginaletchings]

Hazbin Hotel incoherent nightblogging:

((SPOILERS AHEAD))

So like

- We all agree Alastor is probably “chained” by Lilith. That seems pretty likely tbh

- Zestial suggesting Alastor fell to “holy arms”—what if Alastor isn’t working with Lilith, but with Eve??

- What if Eve and Lilith are the same woman??

- I would bet a month’s pay that Emily is Charlie’s half sister; what if she and Charlie both have Lucifer as a father?

- Sera showed up to let Charlie and Vaggie into Heaven. Clearly Lucifer has probably maintained contact with Sera still so the meeting could be arranged.

- Alastor’s beef may come from his own daddy issues— Imagine Lilith telling Alastor shit and he’s just projecting super hard (while also doing Lilith’s bidding)

- On the other hand, Alastor could just be genuinely annoyed at Lucifer’s seeming negligence of Hell as a whole

- Alastor seemingly doesn’t give a shit about other sinners if he doesn’t hold many of them in outright contempt. I can’t imagine he’d want to fight to defend them/Hell itself as a whole. The problem is, we haven’t seen enough (or any, really) of what truly seems to motivate him. We see that he’s protecting the Hotel and potentially Charlie, sure, and he seems sincere in that conviction when he tells Mimzy to fuck off. But as for what is actually driving him to it—whether that’s Lilith, power seeking, self preservation, or all of the above—remains to be seen.

- So I guess Keekee is a manifestation of the Hotel itself?? Which raises so many questions like… what’s so important about the Hotel/Keekee, and is that the reason Alastor was sent to keep an eye on things?

- Alastor taking people’s souls and devouring them/turning them into radio noise is horrific and I am here for it.

#hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel spoilers

[kiddoryder]

Little Maude

Hey guys! I know it’s been a long time since I wrote a fanfic but a lot of stuff happened but I think I got that spark back! 

Anyway, this story is about Charlie and the others finding an old movie with a unusual curse. 

So relax and enjoy the story! 

At the hotel Charlie and the others were cleaning the hotel. They feel like if they clean up the hotel, they could get more patients to come. Angel come in with boxes and look annoyed. 

 Angel - “Isn’t it Niffty’s job to clean? She is the fucking maid for crying out loud.”

 Charlie - “Well yes, but she can’t do ALL the cleaning by herself.”

 Niffty - “Beside it’s all great that we are helping out and giving this place a woman touch since we are all women! Well, expect for Husk but still!”

 Husk grumbled and he was throwing out his beer cans and bottles. 

 Vaggie - *looking at them* “Geez how many bottles and cans do you have?”

 Husk - “Heh. I got enough to build a fucking boat. Beside I got some new ones.”

 Angel - “Okay I got some trash we can throw out.”

 He puts it down and Vaggie sees it has her clothes inside. 

 Vaggie - Hey! These are my clothes!”

 Angel - “Yeah like I said: Trash.”

 Charlie - *stern* “Don't be mean Angel.”

 Vaggie - *give the box to Angel* “Take this stuff back to my room now!”

 Angel - *annoyed* “Ugh, fiiine…*under his breath* Nagging bitch!”

 Vaggie - *angry* “I heard that!”

 Angel - “Good!”

 Vaggie - *angry* “Hijo de puta!”

 Then the door knocked, and Charlie said:

 Charlie - “Oh! That’s probably Sonya. Hope you don’t mind, I invited her for extra help.”

 Charlie went to the door and opened it. Sonya was standing there smiling due to happy visiting her favorite cousin. 

 Sonya - *smiled* “Hey Cousin Charlie!”

 Charlie - “Hey baby cousin!”

 They both hugged each other, and Charlie led her inside the hotel. Sonya and Liz (in shadow form) saw a lot of boxes of junk to either keep or throw away. 

 Sonya - “Damn you guys got a lot of crap.”

 Charlie - *chuckled* “Well we do need to get rid of shit in order to keep the hotel going.”

 Niffty - *popping out* “That's right! We really need to give this a lady touch because nobody would want to stay in a place that’s filthy. Especially me and men!”

 Husk - “Yeah so get your shadow and use your muscle or magic Little Boy.”

 Sonya - *annoyed* “I’m a girl.”

 Husk - *shrugs* “Whatever.”

 ()()()()()()()()()

 Charlie and the others continue to clean up. Sonya came in with some boxes and saw a lot of movie tapes and began to look at them. 

 Sonya - “Man I never realized Uncle Lucifer got so many movies.”

 Charlie - “Well Dad does love movies. In fact, he likes all kinds of movies…*gets an idea* Hey! Why don’t we have a movie night?”

 Vaggie - *smiles* “A movie night does sound nice Hun.”

 Angel - *smirks* “I know what movie we can watch.”

 Charlie - “ANGEL! No!”

 Angel - “What?”

 Charlie - *whispers* “Sonya and Liz are here.”

 Angel - “What? All I was going to say all I do is hugs and kiss and-“

 Vaggie - *threateningly* “Don’t day it!”

 Angel - *smirks* “And sucking some long ass dicks!”

 Charlie - *dismayed* “Aaand there it is.”

 Vaggie - *angry*  “Angel I swear to Charlie's dad I will fucking castrate you with a lawnmower if you don't shut your dirty damn mouth!”

 Angel - What? I was just speaking the truth. Besides, they are old enough to know. At age 11 that’s almost an adult.”

 Vaggie - *annoyed and pinching her nose* “Just. Shut. Up.”

 Husk - “You know the spider freak actually good fucking point. Watching that kind of movie can help the boy reach manhood at an early age.”

 Sonya - “Okay first of all, I’m a girl and second Liz and I don’t wanna watch ANY of Angel’s movies. We don’t need to be traumatized for life.”

 Charlie - “We just need to decide on what movie to watch. I’m sure my Dad have some pretty good movies in here.”

      She began to look and saw one tape that said in capital words in blood type words : LITTLE MAUDE DO NOT PLAY. The others looked at it and Niffty said:

 Niffty - “OOH! That one look like a horror movie! And I actually enjoy horror movies because I watch them with Alastor. Too bad he’s not here and is away on a trip.”

 Vaggie - “I don’t think we should play this.”

 Angel - “Wait Wait what if it a horror movie?”

 Vaggie - “If something has "do not play" crudely written in marker, you DON'T play it. Have you never watched a horror movie??”

 Angel - “Yeah they aren’t that scary. I mean I done WAY scarier stuff then they show even in my own movies.”

 Vaggie - “But we still shouldn’t watch it.”

 Charlie - *unsure* “I don’t know I mean it could be a prank. Dad is known to be a bit of a prankster.”

 Sonya - “Yeah that’s true. He once pranked my Dad making him watch a corny love movie. Liz thought it was funny though.”

 Charlie - “We’ll let just check out this movie to see what it is.”

 ()()()()()()()()()

          After setting up the TV, Charlie and the others was in the main room sitting on the couch. Angel had a bowl of popcorn and was eating it. Charlie put the tape in and the tv was staticky for a bit until it was fix. The movie showed a black and white film and it also show stage and a little girl came out to dance. The little girl looked creepy and was wearing a messy dress, and chains on her wrist, her ankles, pigtails, rosy cheeks, and a big smile on her face.

 Girl - “Guess who?! It’s Little Maude!”

        Little Maude began to dance, and the others were looking confused and uninterested in the movie. 

 Husk - “What the fuck is this shit?”

 Niffty - “It does look rather boring. There’s no men.”

 Sonya - “Yeah this look rather lame Cousin Charlie.”

 Angel - “I can see why ya Pops don’t want you playing this Princess: it’s boring as fuck.”

 Vaggie - “It looks like it’s from the 1920 or 30s.” 

 Sonya - “I never heard of Little Maude before. Look like she enjoys dancing.”

 Charlie - “That's all she's doing. And it's getting boring. Okay how about "I know what you did last summer"?

 Vaggie - “Good idea.” 

 Charlie was about to turn it off but then for some strange reason she couldn’t. She kept pressing the reject button, but it wouldn’t get out and it was frustrating her. 

 Charlie - *frustrated and confused* “That's weird it’s not letting me turn off.”

 Sonya - “Try unplugging it.”

 Charlie - “Good idea.”

 Charlie went to the back of the tv to unplug it. However once she touched the plug, Charlie began to get electrified. Then she was thrown on the ground a bit dizzy and her hand was a bit burned. The others ran toward her to see if she was okay. 

 Vaggie  - *angry* “Angel! Did you cut up the cable again!?”

 Angel - *defensive* “Not this time! And last time it was for a prank. For you, not for Charlie.”

 Vaggie - “You're still a suspect.”

 Little Maude - “I’m afraid you can’t turn me off! Now that I’m on, I can finally be free!”

   Then the tv turned staticky and it was freaking everybody out. Some lighting came out and it hit Sonya right in the chest which knocked her out. She fell on the ground. 

 Charlie - *worried* “Sonya!! Are you okay?!”

 All of them surrounded her and then Sonya began to sit up, but her head was still down. This freaks out the other because they are happy that Sonya is okay, but she was acting weird. 

 Charlie - *worriedly* Sonya?

 Charlie was about to touch her, but then Sonya head raised up and now she has 1920 cartoons eyes and Little Maude’s voice. 

 Little Maude *possessing Sonya* - “Guess who!?”

 Charlie - “Hey! What the hell are you doing inside of my baby cousin?”

 Little Maude - “Allow to explain I was trapped in that video for so long. I've been wanting a body so I can escape and be famous again. Now I have it!”

 Angel - “Not happening. That's our kid and you can't have their body.”

 Little Maude - “I’m afraid it’s too late! This is the body I always wanted! It was just like my old one but mine was cuter! This is perfect for my big comeback!”

 Angel - “No way ya creepy old whatever ya are. Ya can't have Sonya's and Liz body.”

 Little Maude - “You mean it’s my body now you ugly hag!”

 Angel - *angered* “What did you say!?”

 Little Maude - “You heard me! I don’t need to ugly people like you. I’m too adorable. *disgusted* Ugh! I hate wearing these clothes. I need something to make me me!”

 Niffty - “Ooh! I think I know where there's some old timey clothes.”

 Little Maude - “Ooh thank you!”

        Charlie and the others looked at Niffty as if she lost her mind. Niffty lead Little Maude to the basement and as soon Little Maude went inside the basement, Niffty quickly ran out. Then Niffty locked the door and wipe her hands.

 Niffty - “Well that take care of that!”

 Husk - *confused* “How??”

 Niffty - “Simple: I tricked her into going to the basement and now we got her locked up!”

 Vaggie - “But we can’t keep her locked up forever. It won’t really solve anything. We need to think of a way to get rid of her. Charlie, can your dad tell us more about the tape?”

 Charlie - “Yeah that is a good idea.”

 ()()()()()()()()()

         As the others kept an eye out on the basement to make sure Little Maude don't escape from the basement, Charlie began to call her Dad. After a few rings, Charlie heard a voice 

 “Hello?”

 Charlie - “Hi Dad it’s me Charlie.”

 Lucifer - “Oh hi sweetie! How have you been?”

 Charlie - “Not so good. Do you happen to know anything about an old tape with a 30s cartoon girl? Little Maude?”

 Lucifer - *horrified* “Oh no! Not her!!”

 Charlie - “Is it bad?!”

 Lucifer - “Yes! She came to Hell because she was jealous of other actors hogging the spotlights. She came as a ghost like spirit and possessed girls but would leave because she was picky. I had to lock her away because she once tried to possess you as a kid.”

 Charlie - “So it is bad!”

 Lucifer - “Yes! Why are you asking?”

 Charlie - *nervously* “Because...Little Maude is possessed by Sonya.” 

 Lucifer - “Oh no! Luckily, there’s a paper in the movie tape that tell you how to get rid of her.”

 Charlie - “Okay. Thank you, Dad.”

 Lucifer - “No problem. I wish you luck.”

 Charlie hung up and sighed. Then Angel said:

 Angel - “What is it?”

 Charlie - “Little Maude. She possessed girls and once tried to possess me. But there’s a paper in the movie box that actually helps get rid of her.”

 Husk - “You mean this one?”

 Husk pulled out the paper and Charlie looked at it. 

 Charlie - “Yep! That the one.”

 Vaggie - “How did you find it?”

 Husk - “I looked, and it was at the bottom. I do more than just fucking drink ya know?”

 Charlie - “Right. We gotta go to the basement now. We need to make sure Little Maude was stay on hold.”

 Vaggie - “I’m coming with you.”

 Charlie - “No. I don’t want you to get hurt.”

 Vaggie - “But I don’t want you hurt either. We both go together.”

 ()()()()()()()()()()

        Angel opened the door to the basement and Charlie and Vaggie held hands as they went down. They walk slowly and carefully not knowing what Little Maude can do. They looked around and saw that not only was Sonya's clothes on the floor, but the window was opened. 

 Charlie - “SON OF A BITCH!”

 Angel - *yelling* “What happened?!”

 Vaggie - “LITTLE MAUDE IS GONE!”

 Angel - “WHAT?!”

 Charlie and Vaggie both quickly ran upstairs, and Charlie said: 

 Charlie - “Little Maude is gone!”

 Husk - “Niffty, you should have tied her up!”

 Niffty - “I didn’t think she would escape the basement! It is one of the hardest places to escape from.”

 Vaggie - “Come on! We gotta look for Little Maude!”

 ()()()()()()()()()

        Charlie and her friends spent hours looking for Little Maude in Pentagram City. They ask some people, but some either didn’t know, too drunk to answer, or just lied. Then they were in the middle of the city and Angel came back frustrated. 

 Angel - “Ugh I had six with like three motherfuckers and they didn’t know shit.”

 Charlie - *sadly* “Ooh...I don’t think we will ever find her and save my baby cousin…”

 Vaggie - *comforting* “Oh don’t worry Charlie we will find them soon. I promise.”

 Niffty - *coming with Husk* “Hey guys! We found her!”

 Charlie - *perks up* “Really?! Where?”

 Husk - “At Hell high Theater. Some asshole said the little girl was dancing over there about some big comeback.”

 Charlie - “We Gotta get there now!”

 ()()()()()()()()()()

 They went to the street and saw the big theater. They tried to get into the door, but it was locked. 

 Charlie - “Aww we can't get in!”

 Husk - “I got this.”

 Husk took out a knife and began to jam it in the keyhole. Then the door was unlocked and the other was amazed how a person like Husk can do that.

 Charlie - *amazed* “Wow. I didn’t know you pick locks”

 Husk - “There's a lot of things you don't know about me.”

 Husk opened the lock and they saw Little Maude on stage doing some crazy dancing. Their eyes widen in shock and horror: 

     Little Maude made Sonya hair black with a blonde streak and its messy and with two down pigtails. She was wearing white gloves with severed chains on her wrist and was wearing a raggedy overall black stress with white and black stripe shirt and white and black tights and was barefoot. She also had served chains on her ankle as well. 

 Vaggie - “She made Sonya look like a creepy cartoon doll!”

 Angel - “No shit sherlock!”

 Charlie - “Hey! Little Maude!”

  Little Maude looked and saw Charlie and her friends. Little Maude was now really annoyed. 

 Little Maude - “What are you dummies doing here?!”

 Vaggie - “To take back what ours you little brat!”

 Little Maude - *gasps* “I am not a little brat! I’m a perfect adorable little girl! This is my body now and if you want it, then I’ll just have to switch!”

       Little Maude took out a thumb tack and prick her finger on it and passed out. Then she woke up and the others realized that she is now possessing Liz due to while her eyes are red, they are still look like 1920-30s cartoons. Her teeth were sharp, and her hair was crazier than before but still in two pigtails and her nails was even longer and sharper and was even red. Little Maude evilly smirks. 

 Little Maude - “I knew about the Gemini thing. Possessing the other one was easy and she’s actually stronger. But the first Gemini is still cuter.”

 Then Little Maude raises her hands up and some blob like monsters appear. The blob monsters started to look like some 1920-30s characters you see in cartoons. 

 Little Maude - “My friends….ATTACK THOSE UGLY MEANIES!!”

       The blob monsters began to attack but the others began to dodge and fight them. As the fighting was happening, Charlie quickly  grabbed the note out of her pocket and began to say some spells in Latin. The spell was starting to work because it was started to weaken Little Maude a bit who was holding her head. 

 Vaggie - “That's it! Keep going!”

      Vaggie saw one coming toward her and quickly killed it with her spear. But then all of a sudden, Little Maude tackle Charlie to the ground and started to strangle her. 

 Little Maude - “You’re not taking my stardom away from me!”

 Angel - *pulling little Maude off of Charlie* “Oooh no ya don't!”

 Little Maude growls and use her chains to not only make them grow longer, but to tie up Angel and throw him around like a doll. Vaggie said:

 Vaggie - “Charlie keep reading! While she's distracted!”

 Charlie - “Right! “

 She began to read more of the spell and Little Maude began to get weaker. She quickly dropped Angel and broke free from the chains.  

 Little Maude - “Shut up!”

 Vaggie - “Keep reading!”

 Little Maude screamed in pain. Then in anger, Little Maude uses what strength she has and scratches Charlie on the face. The scratch left a medium size cut on her face. 

 Charlie - “Ow!!”

 The attack caused Charlie to let go of the paper. The paper was floating in the air and was about to fall on the ground. 

 Vaggie - “I got it!”

 Vaggie was about to grab it, but saw her feet was frozen in gray blobs. And then her hands were covered in gray blogs as well. When Little Maude was about to grab it, Angel quickly jumped and caught and also began to read the spell. But then, Little Maude use her powers to chain up Angel again but this time, with gray blobs. The paper was flown in the air and Niffty grabbed it and began to read it really fast and Little Maude was getting weaker and screaming in pain. 

 Little Maude - “Stop reading!”

 She shot a giant blob ball at Niffty and it hit Niffty causing her to go against the wall covered in goo. The paper was up in the air again and just when Maude was about to destroy it, Husk actually flew and grabbed the paper.

 Vaggie - *shocked* “You can fly?!”

 Husk - “Duh! I have wings for a reason I just don’t like flying unless it’s something serious!”

 Charlie - “Quick Husk! Finished it!”

 Husk was about to say the spell but then, Little Maude began to throw some gray blobs and chains at him. Husk dodge them thanks to his amazing flying. Then Husk quickly began to read the final lines of the spells and once he finished, Little Maude screamed, and she was out of Sonya/Liz’s body and was sent back to the videotape she was sent too. Then the blob monsters and chains were gone, and Sonya woke up and rubbed her head and saw in a mirror her new look.  

 Sonya - *shocked* “Whoa...What the hell am I wearing?”

 Charlie  - *gasps* “Sonya! You're okay!!”

 Charlie ran and gave her baby cousin a big hug. She was happy that her baby cousin was now back to normal and free from possession. Sonya, however, was just confuse on what happened to her.

 Sonya - “What happened?”

 Angel - “Little Maude happened.”

 Sonya - *confused* “Who?”

 Charlie - “A spirit took over your body. She even controlled Liz.”

 Sonya - *shocked* “What?!”

 Husk - “Yeah she made you act all weird and shit.”

 Niffty - “But we came to your rescue!”

 Sonya - “Thanks guys...What do we do now?”

 Charlie - “I got the perfect thing!”

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 Vaggie - “Do you really think that’s the best idea Charlie?”

 Angel - “Yeah I mean why can’t we destroy the tape?”

 Charlie - “Because if we destroy it, Little Maude will be out for good.”

 Charlie and the others were in the back of the hotel with some shovels and a big hole. Charlie threw the box that was chained up and quickly buried it. Sonya (who also had her regular clothes and hair back to normal) helped as well. They both made sure it was nice and buried deep in the ground

 Charlie - “Burying it is the best thing we can do.”

 Sonya - “She actually has a good point. That way Little Maude can’t be seen ever again.”

 Charlie - “You know, normally I like kids but any kid that acts horrible and try to hurt my loved ones, go on my hate list.”

 Vaggie - “Well at least we won’t hear from little Maude ever again.”

 Charlie - “Agreed. Come on let go do our movie night.”

 Angel - “Yeah and it better be something good and maybe sexy.”

      As they were walking back to the hotel, deep in the ground, there was still the little girl inside the tape crazily laughing.

 Hope you all like it! 

#hazbin hotel #my fanfic #charlie #Vaggie #Angel Dust #Husk #niffty #Sonya #Little Maude

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On the Basis of Sin: Hazbin Hotel characters and the 7 deadlies.

It's been floating around the fandom for a while that the main characters of HH are representative of the 7 deadly sins, and here's my overall take/interpretation on that.

So. As far as the 7 deadly sins go, people often tend to let their biases distract them from the actual sin in question. Lust is always attributed to hypersexuality, Gluttony to food consumption, etc. But that doesn't have to be the case, and often isn't.

Angel Dust is the sin of Lust not because he's hypersexual, but because he lets that sexuality consume him to the point where it's dangerous for himself and others. It isn't about him liking sex or even being an outwardly sexual person, it's about what little regard he has for others. I.E: sleeping with married men for drug money, persisting with teasing despite being told to stop

Alastor is absolutely without a doubt intended to be Gluttony. He commits atrocities, climbs his way to the top of the food chain, exploits others, and the reason he gives for all of this? He's bored. That's it. He's positively insatiable for entertainment and will do literally anything for it. Kill a man, eat his organs, topple a government, ruin a princess's dreams. He doesn't care so long as he fills that hunger, which by design can never be satiated. Textbook glutton.

I don't think I have to explain Vaggie being wrath but I will anyway. The thing about wrath vs regular anger is one of them is a natural feeling and the other is all-consuming, festering, and often long-held. If you notice, Vaggie's rage has a particular target: disrespect. At any percieved slight she goes flying dramatically off the handle. This only makes too much sense with her being both non-white and a Woman, having surely been sorely mistreated by society and individuals in life. Honestly I feel like Vaggie is the most valid.

Charlie isn't envy yet, but she's certainly being set up to be. By running a hotel whose sole focus is rehabilitation, at some point she's gonna realize that she herself, being born of Hell, can never be "redeemed" like human souls can. Furthermore, if her plan works, someday she will lose all of her friends. Honestly it would be near impossible for that not to have a negative effect on her emotional wellbeing.

Husker is sloth most definitely. He's let himself become dead and apathetic because it's easy. Notice how quickly he gave in to just a little bit of pressure and booze. Alastor probably didn't even have to give him that much, but we all know he has a flair for the dramatic. Husker has already given up.

Niffty is pride. She wants everything perfect and has confidence that it will be because she's the one in charge. "This place really needs a woman's touch. Which is weird because you're all women". Literally nothing could knock her off her high horse. Except maybe that door.

Honestly, I'm kinda on the fence about who's supposed to be Avarice. I could see Cherri and Pen's eternal struggle for power that never seems to go one way or another being a metaphor for greed, yes. But still it kinda seems like an imperfect analysis. Katie Killjoy is more Gluttony than greed as well, only her indulgence of choice is power and image while Alastor's is entertainment. Tom Trench is more envy than anything. I'd peg him as lust but he's too spineless to be genuinely harmful in his horniness. There's probably a character who better fits the sin of Avarice who we haven't been properly introduced to yet. I think Lucifer might be a good contender, from what we know about him, but yet again, that's not a lot.

#hazbin hotel #meta

[snarkybluechristian]

Hazbin Hotel: Yandere Alastor x Vaggie Chapter 5

Vaggie woke up from her forceful slumber back in the bed where Alastor had placed her the day before. The room was the same except it now had a vanity against one wall and a wardrobe on the other.

Vaggie sat up confusedly and noticed she was wearing a red, long-sleeved silk nightgown.  She was confused until she remembered what had happened the night before.

Upon that realization, Vaggie looked around the room for any sign of Angel but found nothing.  Panic crossed her face as she remembered how Alastor had treated him the night before.  Angel was probably in horrible shape and needed…Wait.  Was she actually worried about Angel?

She sighed deeply and caught a whiff of something strange.  Vaggie sniffed the air again and smelled the soap.  She then smelled her hair and her skin.  They both smelled fresh like she had showered the night before.

“Did someone bathe me?” Vaggie asked herself confusedly.

“No need to thank me, dearie,” Rosie replied popping up out of nowhere next to the door causing Vaggie to back up against the wall.  

“Thank you?!” Vaggie exclaimed.

“You’re welcome,” Rosie said turning on the lights and walking over to the bed.    

Vaggie backed up to the back corner of her bed and eyed Rosie suspiciously as she asked, “Did…? Did you actually bathe me?”

“Of course, I did, dear,” Rosie replied disgustfully stopping right next to the bed.  “I cleaned your teeth and changed you into clean clothes, too.  Alastor didn’t want you going to bed all dirty and smelly.  But, as you know, he’s too much of a gentleman to see you in nature before you two are properly married, so he asked me to prepare you for bed myself.  Isn’t he thoughtful?”

“Yeah, I’m so fucking grateful,” Vaggie retorted.  “Where is Angel?”

“Oh, don’t worry your pretty little head about him, dearie,” Rosie said dismissively.  “He’s just fine.  How about you?  Are you hungry?”

“Does it matter?” Vaggie asked suspiciously.  

“So full of questions,” Rosie replied bemusedly.  “Alastor has requested your presence for lunch.”

Vaggie froze for a moment in brief shock.  She had been asleep for over 12 hours…

“Oh, and dearie…” Rosie said crawling on the bed to get Vaggie’s attention until she was close enough to brandish a knife in her face.  “That’s not a request.  That’s an order.”

Rosie grabbed Vaggie’s hand, pulled her off the bed, and shoved her in the bathroom.

“Hey!” Vaggie snapped.

“Do your business, clean your teeth, wash your face, put on deodorant, and do whatever it is you people do to get yourself looking more presentable,” Rosie ordered.  “I’ll be waiting out here to assist you when you finish.”

Vaggie tried jiggling the handle, but the door would not budge.  So reluctantly, she turned around and began getting ready for the day while figuring out a better plan.

However, Vaggie soon began to realize she was not alone.  It began when she flushed the toilet and thought she heard a moan in the room on the other side of the wall.  Vaggie paused to listen as much as she could, but she couldn’t hear over the sound of the plumbing.

Vaggie turned away to finish getting ready while waiting for the noise to die down.  She washed her hands, washed her face, brushed her teeth, put on her deodorant, and brushed her hair as slowly as she could.  

Eventually, her patience paid off.  

As Vaggie finished brushing her hair, she heard a weak voice call out to her on the other side of the wall.

“Vaggie?” the voice loudly whispered.  “Vaggie? Are you there?”

Vaggie froze in surprise as she realized that the tired voice was Angel’s.  He was usually so annoyingly energetic, but now, he sounded so exhausted.  What had they been doing to him all night?

“Angel?” Vaggie loudly whispered back while placing her ear against the wall.  “Angel?  Is that you?”

“Yeah,” Angel said in relief.  “Thank God. Vaggie, we don’t have much time. I can hear her coming back…Oh, no…”

A door in Angel’s room slammed open and Vaggie could hear Angel struggling against chains.

“Oh, sweetie,” Rosie’s sickly-sweet voice bled through the wall as she walked briskly to Angel’s bed. “Why are you making so much noise? Do you need to be changed again?”

“Do you want to change me, doll?” Angel asked playfully.  

“Oh, Angel, you’re so charming, but I can’t let you bother your next-door neighbor,” Rosie replied.

Vaggie heard Angel struggling against his restraints as Rosie seemed to climb on top of him and gag him.

“Mmph!” Angel tried yelled through his gag.  

“There, that’s better,” Rosie said happily exiting the room.  “I’ll play with you later, handsome.”

Angel continued thrashing around fruitlessly as Vaggie quickly realized where she was going.  

The moth demon turned around just in time to see Rosie to fling open her bathroom door and say, “Alrighty, Vaggie, my dear, let’s finish getting you ready…”

Vaggie gulped as Rosie stepped closer.

About an hour later, Rosie was leading a blindfolded Vaggie down to the dining room.  

The moth demon was dressed in a light pink tea dress and slightly high heels.  Her hair was French-braided and tied at the end with the ribbon that was previously her bow.  The only other original part of her outfit was her eye patch.  

Vaggie grumbled under her breath.  The dress and shoes were old enough to belong to her great-grandmother.  The whole ensemble made her feel like a doll.  

“Are we there yet?” Vaggie complained trying to remove her blindfold.  “How big is this damn house anyway?”

Rosie slapped her hand away and replied, “Impatient, are we, my little hoyden?”

“Hardly,” Vaggie snapped. “I don’t want to see Alastor.  I want to see Angel!”

“I told you, dearie,” Rosie said suddenly stopping.  “You can see your friend after you dine with your future husband…”

“He is not my fucking husband!” Vaggie yelled back as she heard Rosie open a door.  “You hear me?  Alastor is not and will never be my husband!”

Rosie untied the blindfold from around Vaggie’s eyes to reveal a large dining room with a table filled with Southern comfort food, large windows overlooking the woods, and Alastor sitting at the other end of the table.

“Good afternoon, Vaggie, my dear,” Alastor said cheerfully.  “Did you sleep well?  You may leave now, Rosie.”

Rosie pushed Vaggie into the room, winked at her friend, and quickly shut the door.

“Come, Vaggie,” Alastor said gesturing towards the chair on the opposite side of the table.  “You must be starving.  You’ve been sleeping for the better part of the last few days after all.  But I must warn you not to try anything foolish…”

Out of nowhere, Alastor’s deer familiars made their presence known on the walls.

Vaggie sighed deeply and reluctantly made her way to her chair.  She sat down in her seat and glared at Alastor for a few moments until her stomach growled.

“Oh, dear, you need to eat,” Alastor said.  “Don’t worry about getting up.  I’ll take care of it.”

Alastor snapped his fingers and instantly Vaggie’s plate was filled with food and a glass of water showed up out of nowhere.

Vaggie didn’t want to eat the food, but her hunger got the better of her and she dug into the collards and country- fried steak.  Meanwhile, Alastor ate food from his own plate only occasionally looking up to see how Vaggie was doing.  In no time at all, Vaggie had cleaned her plate and was downing her glass of water.

When Vaggie finally set her glass down, a pitcher of water instantly came and filled it up again. She looked up to see Alastor grinning from ear to ear.  

“My, my, someone was hungry,” Alastor chimed happily.  “Do you have room for dessert?”

A slice of chocolate cake instantly appeared on Vaggie’s plate from the cake on the table.

“Eat up,” Alastor said. “And don’t worry, dear.  There’s plenty more where that came from.”

Vaggie looked at him suspiciously and finally spoke her mind.

“Alright, shitlord,” Vaggie said before plunging her fork into her chocolate cake.  “What do you want?”

“What are you talking about, darling?” Alastor asked confusedly.  “I only want your company.”

“Yeah, sure,” Vaggie said rolling her eyes.  “What do you really want?”

Alastor’s expression twisted in confusion while Vaggie took a bite of cake as he said, “Vaggie, I’m not sure I know what you mean.”

Vaggie sipped some water, rose an eyebrow, and said, “Cut the crap.  What do you really want?  I've been here long enough to know what there is to know about you.  I know you never show interest in anyone or anything unless you're getting something out of it.  So, what do you want?  Why are you keeping me and Angel here?”

Alastor’s face looked shocked as he replied, “You don't believe that I have finally felt the call to romance?  Why not?  I'd think you'd be honored.  I could theoretically have any demoness I desired.”

Vaggie swallowed the piece of cake she was chewing on, rolled her eyes, and said, “Gee, never heard that one before.”

“What do you mean?” Alastor asked leaning forward on the table in amusement.

Vaggie finished her sip of water, slammed the glass back on the table, and said, “I was a prostitute.  I'm used to old, rich guys hitting on me.  I hated all of them, too.  They were just vapid, insecure old men who wanted someone young and pretty to give them attention.  I could understand if one of the other kingpins hit on me, but you're not those guys.  You don't need that type of attention to stroke your ego...”

“I am significantly older than any of them,” Alastor interrupted.  

“Yeah, you could be my great-grandfather,” Vaggie retorted.

“I hope that isn't what's repulsing you,” Alastor said before taking a sip of his own water.  “We're both dead, darling.  Age is irrelevant now.  Charlie is older than I am…”

“You’re nothing like Charlie…” Vaggie said standing up in front of her seat.  

“What are you saying?” Alastor said acting offended.

“I know you don't really care about me,” Vaggie said glaring bullets into him.  “There's something else you want.  What is it?”

Alastor’s face fell in absolute shock.  It was an unusual expression for a face that was so used to smiling.

“I'm shocked,” Alastor said dramatically leaning backward.  “You don't think I love you?!  How can you accuse me so?”

“I’m not an idiot,” Vaggie said narrowing her eye.  “Besides, if you did, you would have proved it already.”

When Alastor didn’t respond, Vaggie took it as a victory.  She sat back down and continued eating her cake and drinking her water in silence that Vaggie welcomed.  

Alastor sat there staring at his plate in contemplation.  He didn’t even lift his head when Vaggie stood up.

“The meal was nice, but now, Angel and I must be leaving,” Vaggie said quietly.  “I’d say it has been fun, but that would be a lie.”

Vaggie quickly but quietly walked away from the table and looked back, but Alastor still wasn’t looking up.  By the time she had reached the door, Vaggie had begun to think she could possibly escape unscathed.  

Unfortunately, when Vaggie reached for the door, she felt herself being turned around and held in a tight embrace.  It was Alastor looking both more determined and more unsure than Vaggie had ever seen him in the time they knew each other.

“Alastor, what are you…?” Vaggie started to ask before Alastor put a finger on her lips to silence her, put one hand on her back and another one her head, leaned in, and locked his lips with hers.

Vaggie froze in absolute terror as Alastor made out with her.  She tried pulling her head away, but he swiftly picked her up, telekinetically cleared someplace on the table, sat her on top of it, and continued his kissing while holding her hands.  

When Vaggie tried to pull away again, Alastor only laid her down on the table, climbed on top of her, and moved on to sucking her neck while using his hands to hold her head in place.

Vaggie felt a chill run through her as she realized just how obsessed Alastor was with her.  This situation was worse than she thought. She started feeling around for something she could use to get Alastor off her.

Vaggie let out an involuntary whimper as Alastor took a break from his kissing and said with his face no more than an inch away from hers, “Women are made to bear, and so are you.  Do you believe me now, Vaggie?  You should. I may be no expert on lovemaking, but I do believe that hickeys are a man’s way of marking what is his…”

Vaggie’s wandering hand finally found just what it was looking for.

“If that’s the case,” Alastor said nuzzling his face against hers like a deer.  “You’re all mine…”

Vaggie took the opportunity to plunge the steak knife she was wielding straight into Alastor’s skull. The Radio Demon was immediately visually disoriented.  He backed off Vaggie and into the chair she was sitting in knocking the chair over and tripping backward over it.

Vaggie took this opportunity to jump off the table and dash out of the room.

As soon as she left, Alastor pulled the knife out of his head, rubbed his healing head, and said to himself, “Oh, dear.  I may have been a bit too forward…”

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