#straight to slaughter

[cicada-dyke]

YALL THEY PICKED THE HATS FOR OUR GRAND FINALLY AND PLS LOOK AT THEM

#we’re living this shit hole once and forever #with pink cowboy hats #straight to slaughter #we get holiday 2 weeks before the other classes to prepare for the exam #oh it’s gonna be great #also the photo album is done #and not to brag or anything #but my friends and i have the best group picture by far #the second i’m getting my hands on the thing #i’m chopping it out and sticking it on my wall #it’s basically two of my friends in a dramatic tango dip #another one of my friends holding this dude bridal style #and me laying on the bench #pretending to be shot by another one #even funnier is that we though the entire thing through but when the time came #we had 4 seconds #so we’re all half on the move #i hate pictures of myself but that one is just >>> #everyone is there posing on the bench #sitting and hugging #and then there’s us #shut up uno

[pixelcubito]

I feel a strong urge to share this...a screenshot isn't enough.

#qsmp #qsmp empanada #she may be one of the youngest #but she already seems ready to slaughter her enemies #also you know how eggs may punch the adults to get them to read their signs? #well she just straight up communicates through punches instead of words lmao

[mispatchedgreens]

welcome to another installment of 'what if the radiant emperor was a whole nother thing', vol. shounen manga

this was fueled by a completely normal post wondering abt ouyang's blade, and then me trying to figure out a universe where he'd wield the zhanmadao

#the radiant emperor #she who became the sun #he who drowned the world #zhu yuanzhang #general ouyang #esen temur #ma xiuying #my art #playing another round of is this even for anyone #in my days of ailment and suffering I've been doing nothing but watching anime #so these happened organically and like an evil prophecy coming to life #notice how i haven't drawn my oh tea pea bc Balance! #actually no I'm just too tired after painting that ma #maybe I'll do more covers later with the rest of these dickbags. and xu da. #this is the one where! ouyang escapes soon after all the ouyangs have been killed! #so obviously he ends up w zhu at some point and they're buddies and zhu lounges behind him and claps as he slaughters! #they're friends they're buds they're besties #and the ouyang esen business happens as unhingedly but more nemesis to ally to friend to crazyinsane no-straight-explanation manga mind meld

[doctorsiren]

The man behind the slaughter

#doctorsiren #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #william afton #purple guy #the man behind the slaughter #spring bonnie #fnaf fanart #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #I wanted to capture the energy I get from him #which is like sharp and angular with contrast between some curved lines and straight lines #he’s also in a similar-ish pose to that one I did of Michael and Glamrock Freddy #bro looks like the squip fr fr #I mean there are characters named Jeremy and Michael

[motley-crews]

#bibically accurate tcm #texas chainsaw massacre #tcm game #johnny slaughter #julie crawford #just straight up shitpost

[hannahweirdness]

Noah of the Waters

some fanart for @eavee-ry for Island of the Slaughtered, Noah of the waters. I quite enjoy the concepts and the art and writing is wonderful!

⚠TW: Spooky Themes, Bit of Blood

#island of the slaughtered #total drama #total drama island #total drama noah #digital art #art #man is straight suffering #and im here for it #my art

[sweeneytoddst]

A collection of Sweeneys for ya. I wanted to draw the lot of them together in a lineup again for a while. Last time I only drew four, so I added 4 more Sweeneys to whom I like or have seen. Enjoy ❤️💈🩸🔪🥧✨️

In order: Tod Slaughter - 1936 Len Cariou - 1979 George Hearn - 1982 Ray Winstone - 2006, BBC Film Johnny Depp - 2007, Tim Burton Film Gregg Edelman - 2008, Drury Lane Micah Cone - 2022, sierrastages Josh Groban - 2023 Revival, sweeneytoddbway

#sweeney todd #sweeney todd the demon barber of fleet street #my art #barber #musical #straight razor #musical theatre #stephen sondheim #victorian #horror #tim burton sweeney todd #tim burton #johnny depp #tod slaughter #len cariou #george hearn #ray winstone #gregg edelman #josh groban #sweeney todd 2007 #sweeney todd 2023 #sweeney todd revival #sweeney todd broadway #sweeney todd musical #theatre kid #broadway

[morgana-ren]

I want to fuck this nasty little fictional man so bad I could die

#morgana whinings #im on fire today lads #to say fuck simplifies it #i want to be the one at his side when he slaughters his enemies #sorry for the inordinate amount of ridiculois posting #its my bday week so ive been drunk for a week straight #and i got me a shiny new fixation #which is not good

[emmabirb8]

I think the part that frustrates me the most is the fact that THEY CREATED THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR A COMPLETELY UNHINGED VAMPIRE GUILLERMO AND THEY FUCKING SQUANDERED IT

#i really thought that's where they were heading with it after he drank that blood #and they panned over to the 'private party' at that restaurant #they should've had guillermo be the one who just straight up slaughtered ALL the people there #and the other vamps would've been kinda shell-shocked but also proud #and nandor could have grimaced at the camera and explained that the full transformation can have weirdly strong effects sometimes #idk man IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO GREAT AND SO FUNNY #AND THEY FUCKED IT #wwdits #wwdits fx #what we do in the shadows #spoilers #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits season 5 #exit interview #my posts

[crowsdove]

Imagine you and your f/o getting professional pictures done of you together, like photographs or like a painted portrait. It can be for a special occasion or just because. Whether it was a fun photoshoot with a variety of poses and outfits or even if you had to hold still for a long time for a painting (I know nowadays reference photos are used most of the time but shhh), the end result turns out really well.

Your f/o picks nice frames and proudly displays the picture(s) on the wall or in another prominent place where they can see often. It makes them so happy and their heart flutters every time they look at them, you both look fantastic and how much you love each other is so clearly visible in the picture(s). They're really glad you got to do this together.

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> antis please dni <

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#proship selfship #proselfship #antis dni #antis please dni #proship please interact #{crowsdove original posts} #i straight up hate having my picture taken and i am the most fidgety person you could ever meet. but... #for this i think i could deal with it. for him i could deal with anything :} #also thinking about like. family portraits with our kids too. it's completely slaughtering me #ugh sorry if this one sucks

[jazzy-a]

I've been rewatching TMNT 2K12, and, um...

I'm sorry, but-

WHY THE F*CK DID MIKEY SUGGEST THIS PLACE TO FIGHT TIGERCLAW!??

Look at that! It's straight up like something out of Saw or Amnesia! It's horrifying! A TABLE SAW? SRSLY? WHY DID SWEET MICHELANGELO SUGGEST THIS!? WHY DID HE KNOW ABOUT IT!?

And HOW... HOW DID THIS LOCATION HELP THEM!!!???

#Teenage mutant ninja turtles #TMNT 2K12 #TMNT 2012 #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt raphael #tmnt leonardo #tmnt donatello #Tigerclaw #WHY DID THIS HAPPEN THO?? #THEY GOT THEIR @SSES HANDED TO THEM SO WHAT WAS THE GAME PLAN? #MIKEY why was this location in your brain map? WHEN did you go here?? #Like the other turtles clearly agreed with Mikey that this was a good location bc that's where they went but WHY #Pls someone answer this and I'll be eternally grateful #I was all like 'Woah! this place is CRAZY for a kid's show' and got caught up in the battle only to pause and remember Mikey suggests it #Mikey are you okay?? You got some secret murder tendencies bro? #Is that why you suggested a BUTCHER shop bc you were planning to straight up SLAUGHTER this feline?

[rotten-home]

The fact that everyone gets so uptight about a headcanon or some shit about a fictional serial killer is so wild to me like who gives a shit he isn’t even real

#random #angry vent #yes this is about Johnny Slaughter being a necro or whatever #like literally who gives a rats ass #and not to be a bitch but why would straight up go to one of guys and ask them about it #like the fucking balls bro wtf #like Johnny isn’t some sweet boy or whatever he fucking kills and eats people #you guys are okay with cannibalism and draw the line at necro??? #I don’t support either but fucking hell

[not-so-terrible]

Konoha: Wow, it’s so great our double agent within the Uchiha Clan has the selfless Will of Fire, completely cancelling out the possibility for trauma, repressed emotion and deep love to trigger the Curse of Hatred and cause them to sacrifice the many for the few they care about. We can relax and leave it all to him :)

Itachi, trapped on a burning clifftop, wrapping Sasuke in duct tape in preparation to throw him over the edge: ~ I will kill our friends and family to remind ☽  you ☺ of ♬ my ☮ love ☠ ~

#itachi uchiha #naruto meta #i'm not 100% if in either itachi shinden or the manga/anime itachi ever actually talks of the will of fire himself #and technically its a philosophy vs the curse of hatred being part philosophy part kinda genetic environmental mix #but boy oh boy does the general uchiha clan's self interest of not being spied on scapegoats pale against itachi's m.o #its not even exclusively a sasuke thing he drowns a young shinobi who tried to kill kisame for 2 days in tsukuyomi #even though he planned to stab him straight after #and he tortures shisui's killer and everyone who accused him of killing him himself #and basically locks izumi in a snowglobe with just illusionary people and him for 70 years #like will of fire or no it feels like his mindset is right up there with madara-obito-sasuke #its just that part of his single minded love happens to be konoha-directed #like he doesn't have asura's philosophy he has indra's #itachi's goal is peace but his tool is almost exclusively power and fear #with love being something he keeps very private #the ninja world will play nice if he has to hold it at knife-point #not anti itachi he is a mess it's great #he's so bad at being good but could have become so so much worse #like danzou is pretty heavily implied to have chosen itachi to kill his clan the day he graduated so his whole life in konoha\ #is just slowly being steered to a slaughter

[hoids]

moash giving kal the bridge four salute after killing elhokar feels like the roshar equivalent to dabbing

#if dabbing existed in roshar I can see moash straight up slaughtering elhokar then dabbing over him #moash is That Bitch #‘feeling cute might kill a king or smth later idk 🤪’ #oathbringer #stormlight archive #stormlight archive spoilers #moash

[whimsicalmeerkat]

tag game: name 9 favourite characters. The fabulous @dear-massacre tagged me.

Presented in no particular order:

Daemon Sadi (Black Jewels)

Lucivar Yaslana (Black Jewels)

Derek Hale (Teen Wolf)

Trent Kalamack (The Hollows)

Kaleb Krychek (Psy-Changeling)

Edwin Courcey (The Last Binding)

Evain Marha (Radiance)

Emhyr var Emreis (Witcher)

Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)

No pressure tags: @bittersweetbark @thotpuppy @calenlily @mirrorthoughts @mswhich

#favorite characters #tag game #can you tell I’m a bookworm? #only one of them doesn’t give off murder vibes #or straight up commits murder #or other forms of slaughter

[checkitoutmikey]

made myself sad by thinking “the boys wouldn’t want me even as a snack”

#how am i supposed to seduce them all when they wouldnt come for nible? #even a lil one #or just straight slaughter #they would pass me like a month old kfc burger rotting in some side alley #... i need a therapy #Enaris brain goes brrrrrr