#straight dean

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

#supernatural #dean winchester #yes I am tagging this because my faceblind ass almost didn't recognize him at first #I had to keep a straight face and I almost died #my post

[arabella-s-arts]

Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:

The confession booth scene.

Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.

Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.

All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)

Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.

Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.

The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.

Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.

Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."

The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.

Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.

The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.

Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.

The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.

Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.

A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.

The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.

Edit: To the people who say I can't use the siren as an example because the siren is supposed to be his brother, and therefore his siren being a man doesn't work. If you reread that bullet point, then you will realize that I didn't put it down as just simply Dean's siren being a man. I recognize that the siren is supposed to be his brother. It's the fact that Sam still thinks the siren infects people through sex, not knowing that it's actually through saliva when he realizes who the siren is. So when he sees that Dean's siren is a guy, he had to assume they had sex, and he does not seem surprised by this at all.

#i'm not even trying to prove a point #I'm just genuinely confused as to what the heck these scenes were supposed to be if dean is not bi #the fact that dean was the best written bi character who struggles with internalized homophobia I have ever seen and it was an accident #insane #dean and cas had the best relationship development I have ever seen #destiel #deancas #dean winchester #dean is bi #bi dean #bi dean winchester #they did my son so dirty #he grew so much over the seasons #without his dad around to force toxic masculinity #they let him be dorky #goofy #geeky #good at cooking #but didn't let him be bi #i will be adding more to the list #the title is a bit of a hyperbole #some of these do make sense with Dean being straight #but they're honestly pushing it

[drulalovescas]

How does any of this make sense if Dean isn't bisexual?? No, really. How????

THERE'S NO STRAIGHT EXPLANATION FOR ANY OF THIS

#dean winchester is straight #like a roundabout #dean winchester #destiel #supernatural #spn

[simplenefelibata]

as much as i love sam knowing about destiel before dean does, there's something about "i mean yeah my brother and his angel best friend are really weird about each other, live together, co-parent a kid, nearly kill themselves every time the other is gone, stand too close and stare at the other's mouth while they talk, but i mean to each their own i guess??" that's so special to me

#it's just so funny #and when it finally clics he's like #OH #that... explains a lot actually #he's so committed to believe dean's heterosexual act #and you know what i respect sam for it #if the dude says he's straight then it doesn't matter he stares at men lusting! he's STRAIGHT. #i'm sam btw #i had a friend who told me for 6 months he was straights while he performed in my face Telephone by Lady Gaga #and also knew the entire loona lore #but he said he was STRAIGHT okay #i had the audacity (or the politeness ig) to act surprised when he came out #i'm rambling #sorry #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #supernatural #spn #casdean #sam winchester

[authorstellarainbow]

I'm re-watching Supernatural. Three episodes in and here's what I noticed:

Dean's portrayed as this playboy (mostly by Sam) and yet, in the two cases involving a woman, they both sent him off with a kiss after the case, NOT because he has good pickup lines (one of them actually called him out on his shitty line) or he's hot or whatever, but because he's actually a good, kind man. He saved one woman's brother and another's son (and also, how good is he with kids? Sam acts all shocked as if Dean didn't single-handedly raise him. 🤦🏻‍♀️)

So anyway, I'm re-watching Supernatural and falling in love with Dean Winchester all over again.

#supernatural #spn #destiel #dean winchester #sam winchester #Dean Winchester is too good for this world #Dean Winchester is a great actor #He plays a straight playboy when he's actually a bi gentleman

[eggchef]

what do unsleeping angels do at night

(answer: watch candy crush tips & tricks videos on his ipad, among other things)

#supernatural #destiel #deancas #dean winchester #castiel #dean thinks castiel waking him up with a kiss is romantic. castiel is doing it because dean has been snoring for the past 4 hours straight #and yeah yeah.........maybe this was inspired by gk......

[inacatastrophicmind]

Inspired on this

#deanedit #Dean Winchester #spnedit #tuserpris #castieldelamancha #spn #*mara #supernatural #dean #dean is bi #13x06 #6x18 #this is the silliest thing i've done #but i really love it #dean winchester is as straight as a rainbow

[strawlessandbraless]

Thinking about Dean’s super hetero obsession with Eliot Ness and how Misha also played him in another TV series

#poor dean #someone told him simping over men with guns was straight #supernatural #spn #dean winchester #destiel #blorbo #castiel #deancas #misha collins #jensen ackles #eliot ness #timeless #spn 7x12 #7x12 #time after time #source: google

[jensensitive]

thinking about how the siren infects people via saliva which means they wouldn't take the form of someone that their victim wouldn't want to be intimate with-- that's how they infect them, by seducing them. They don't just usually take the form of "whatever floats the guy's boat" just for giggles, it's the entire method of infection. If they didn't want/need to seduce them, they wouldn't take a different personalized form at all and they'd just forcibly infect people all the time like he did with sam. He took the form of Nick specifically because that was the form that he thought would be most effective to to be able to get close to Dean and kiss him, which is also why they're sitting in a car in the dark when it does happen too. So it's not just that Dean's siren is a dude, it's that Dean's siren is a dude in order to infect him with his saliva.

#spn 4x14 #dean isn't straight

[rapidhighway]

Dean shut the fuck up he is watching hi herbert (with dedication to @ladycavalier bc she was very nice to me today lsmfosmfkns)

#silly little spn #THANKS for going through all my spn art I had the time of my life I feel so made my dayyy 🥺😳💖💖💖 #supernatural #spn #Castiel #sam winchester #dean winchester #I’m straight up blocking anyone who leaves any d?/stiel stuff here lmfao I’ve had enough of this bs in this fandom #hahahaaaaaa it’s nice to draw cas again #Dean my least favorite child lmfao #nah I just don’t like drawing him idk why

[wisefoxluminary]

Why do they look like they've been caught making out lol.

#jensen ackles #misha collins #supernatural #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #jenmish #cockles #just two straight men #nothing to see here.

[gorydean]

you know what's funny about the "dean is always defensive about being called gay bc he is so very repressed" crowd is that at least two times he IS very comfortable with being perceived as gay to the point where he's the one who doubles down on the assumption. but those two times happened to be when ppl assumed he was in love with sam. so do with that what you will.

#the “dean is uncomfortable with being called gay so that means hes bi meanwhile sam is comfortable with that so it means hes straight” logic #is so dumb istg #dean #samdean #wincest #🏹

[jarpadandjensens]

spn || 10.09

#spnedit #samedit #deanedit #spncreatorsdaily #sam winchester #dean winchester #supernatural #the things we left behind #Season 10 #Mark of cain #Lipglosskaz #MyS10 #The connection here #They are both looking straight #Into each other's eyes #200

[katherinehoughtoncastle47]

#his reaction is not one of a straight man #spn #supernatural #spn edit #dean winchester #sam winchester #jensen ackles #jared paladecki #season 2 #playthings

[lilacpaperbird]

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU !!! IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU.

#I literally want to scream #to this day I still can't believe dean's final speech actually happened #straight out of a wincest fic #samdean #scripts #15x20 #canon samdean things #⚝

[drulalovescas]

guess we know now who was the dom in the relationship lmao

#destiel #the way dean is so soft and gentle with cas #and cas just straight up manhandles dean #😭😭😭 #spn 9x3 #spn 11x10