Tails: So we're not about to address the elephant in the room?
Amy: What are you talking about?
Sonic: ... Ok fine, Shadow and I are getting back together.
Knuckles: OH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING-
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Eggman: My great grandfather was one of the most genius people ever! He-
Shadow: I ate his alarm clock once.
Everyone:
Shadow: What? I was a kid and it was making noise, so I ate it.
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Amy: We call that a traumatic experience.
Amy, turning to Knuckles: Not a "bruh moment."
Amy, turning to Shadow: Not "rip."
Amy, turning to Tails: Not a "failed oversight on my part".
Amy, turning to Silver: Not an "omen of destiny".
Amy, turning to Rouge: Not a "failed mission".
Amy, turning to Blaze: Not a "display of weakness to the royal bloodline."
Amy, turning to Cream: Not a "whoopsie daisies".
Amy, turning to the Chaotix: Not a "day without a paycheck".
Amy, turning to Sonic: And definitely not an "oof lmao".
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Sonic, lying next to a sleeping shadow: nice
Shadow still asleep: * cuddles closer*
Sonic tearing up : N I C E
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That's how rivalry works
This ship is so damn easy to shitpost about, I love it XD
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Sonic, about Shadow: WHAT THE FUCK. I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD,” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
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things i've said to my dog over the past couple days that i think sonic or tails would say to the other 👍
>you just threw up, you're not getting a treat right now
>baby i'm sorry your tummy hurts, but i am not a wizard. you have to take the medicine if you want to feel better
>i love you and i wish we could stay cuddled up all day, but unfortunately there's this thing called eating that we have to do
>will you please stop whining at me because i put you down for five seconds
>how does something so little take up all of my covers. what do you need all that for, you're tiny. a fraction of that is perfect for you
>stop looking at me like that, you're not getting another treat
>baby.. honey, my sweet thing. i love you, but you are so stupid sometimes
>if you wanna go play while it's cold then go for it. but im staying under my blanket, so you're on your own
>you do not have to speed eat the rest of your food just because im finished, please slow down
>do you only love me because i give you treats and snuggles? is that all im worth to you?
>stop being grumpy just because i opened the blinds. this room needs some sun
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i can't think of a funny caption for any of these so here's a fun fact, eggman's all-caps typing is inspired by an eggman fictive i know
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Sonic: I truly hate it here.
Amy: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it?
Knuckles: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women?
Tails: Now replace “funny” with “women”. Not so women now, is funny?
Shadow: I’m having a fucking stroke.
Rouge: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations!
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