#stef aka the loml

[missmonsters2]

hello my love, i have a nice soft dark!vampire romanogers who are vv intrigued by reader bc they fed from her and she didn't die, now they don't want to let her go

listen, I don't want romanogers to be my parents. I want to be WITH them 🖐

Pairing: soft dark!vampire Romanogers x Fem!Reader

Warnings: 18+ only, minors DNI. No explicit content but it's a lil spicy

Count: < 1k

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"What do you think of her?"

Steve looked up from his book and turned towards Natasha, staring at the table four down from them. It was a beautiful day—warm and sunny without a cloud in sight.

Their outside patio table had an umbrella where they sat comfortably under the shade.

Natasha was being unabashed about the fact she was staring at you—not that you had noticed. Your sense of self-preservation seemed tragically low.

It's why they had chosen you as a feeding target three nights ago.

And despite how they left you in the dark, empty alley to die, you didn't.

It was a phenomenon.

Steve felt something stir inside him as he remembered how you tasted.

"So sweet," Steve purred into your neck. The three of you stood against the wall, hidden by the shadows. Natasha was on your other side, her mouth firmly attached to you as blood dripped down her chin.

You whimpered, and that seemed to only stir Steve and Natasha on.

This is what they loved about feeding. It could be violent if they wanted it to be, but it could also be sensual—intimate.

You gripped at Steve's wrist while your other hand grasped Natasha's dress.

"Careful now," Natasha licked, her eyes trailing the blood that dripped from your neck. "Keep making sounds like that and Stevie and I might do more to you than just eat you." She chuckled at the last words, finding irony in them.

Steve felt his own blood rush down in his pants as he sank his teeth in.

"Intriguing," Steve shook himself out of his thoughts as he replied to his wife. He turned his head back to his book, but it was obvious to Natasha he hadn't been paying attention to it at all.

Steve was staring at you through his lashes.

You didn't seem to remember them. After all, you had come into this patio later than them, passed by with brief eye contact and a smile, and sat down with your friends.

Yet, Steve couldn't stop staring at your neck. His marks, Natasha's marks—gone. You were exposing your bare neck once more with the sundress you had on.

And to Steve, you looked wrong without them.

"Do you think she's human?" Natasha asked as she took a bite of her roasted breakfast potatoes.

"She has to be," Steve replied without a doubt.

Natasha hummed. Vampires knew other vampires instinctively—could smell the predator within them.

You smelled like sunshine and vanilla.

Sweet.

Vulnerable.

It was entirely intoxicating for Natasha when she breathed you in.

Natasha stared at your bright laugh and thought about your breathy whimpers. You made so many sounds, and she wanted to hear them all.

Looking over at her husband, Natasha smirked as she watched Steve stare at you through his lashes, hardly paying his book any mind. For so long, it had just been the two of them. They hadn't ever needed more or wanted it, for that matter.

Suddenly, Steve's eyes narrowed as someone else approached you. A man, lanky with brown hair and green eyes. He kissed your cheek before taking a seat. You whined as he took your fork and picked up some of your food, and plowed it into his mouth.

"I want her," Natasha suddenly said, interrupting Steve's glaring. He looked over at her as if surprised that she was voicing their thoughts so bold and quickly.

"Me too," Steve licked his lips. "But you know if we take her, there's no going back. She'll be ours."

Natasha smiled and agreed, "Always."

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[missmonsters2]

vampire!wandabucky get caught stealing bloog bags from the hospital by nurse!reader 💉👀

another pair I would die to be with. Pls bite me

Pairing: WandaBucky x Fem!Reader (Vampire AU)

Warnings: a lil spicy

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You stared at the CTV security cameras with wide eyes. You couldn't believe what you were seeing.

Two people had broken in without setting off the alarm. They actually broke off the lock that secured the blood bags.

You have seen situations like this before. There had been a sickly patient with a rare blood disease that needed regular transfusions but couldn't afford it.

But this—

You watched as the man and woman bit into the blood bags and drained them. You felt nauseous just looking. You weren't even supposed to be here. You had only come back because you had forgotten your phone, and as you passed by the security screens, the break-in happened.

All you needed to do was leave quietly. You had already pressed the panic button as soon as they broke in. All you had to do was wait for the police cars to arrive any minute now.

As you got up quietly and tried to walk towards the exit, you turned your head back, paranoid that someone was behind you.

But then you walked into a wheelchair and knocked it over.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

You quickly stumbled to the nearest supply closet and hid in it with the lights off. The smell of bleach lingered in the air, and you closed your eyes as your heart pounded.

You tried to breathe quietly and slowly.

You heard the footsteps first before the voices, muffled at first until it came closer to the door.

"The schedule said it was going to be empty at this hour. How was I supposed to know someone would come back?" A man's voice said.

"Shh."

It became silent, and you felt your heart skyrocketing as you clenched your hands into fists.

The footsteps came closer to your door until the hand was on the doorknob.

You could hear the slow turning of it even if you couldn't see it.

The doorknob turned all the way, clicking open. You clenched your jaw and closed your eyes.

Suddenly, sirens were approaching quickly.

The doorknob was released as it turned back in place.

You partially released your breath and waited until the door was opened again but by the police this time.

There had been no sign of anyone in the hospital. The security cameras and the footage were destroyed. Still, it was evident that the blood bags had been broken into—empty bags on the floor.

You went home that night, exhausted and anxious.

You entered through your door, taking off your shoes before turning on the lights.

"There's our little peeping tom."

You jolted as you looked up and saw the man and woman earlier on your couch. The woman was smirking at you while the man had his eyes narrowed.

"You were lucky earlier but I wouldn't bank on anyone interrupting you now," the woman quirked her brow. "What should we do with her, Buck?"

The man stared at you, frowning. "Eat her?"

Your heart stopped in your chest.

"Don't tease her like that, Bucky," the woman glared at him before she looked at you. "We don't eat people. At least not anymore."

"What do you suggest we do with her then, Wanda?" Bucky rolled his eyes.

Wanda's eyes freely roamed your figure.

"This is the pretty nurse you were talking about, weren't you?" Wanda talked to him as if you weren't there. "Why are you all grumpy now?"

"Because we got caught!" Bucky scowled as he looked at you. You tried not to jump.

"Well," Wanda grinned. "Maybe we could see if our pretty nurse can keep secrets and make a deal with us. What do you think, miláčik?"

You had no idea what Wanda just called you, but you nodded.

"I...I can keep a secret," your lips trembled, and it wasn't convincing, but you'd keep any secret if it meant they didn't eat you. They were hot, but not I'd-let-you-kill-me hot.

"See, Bucky?" Wanda looked over at him. "Now maybe we could have someone help us get what we need instead of breaking into places all the time."

You had to think quickly. "I can get the schedule for blood shipments from smaller clinics and request them."

"You'd do that?" Bucky narrowed his eyes at you, suspicious.

"You wouldn't believe how much blood gets disposed of because they expire. Better that they get used any way they can," you chuckled, still nervous as you pinched the side of your pants.

Bucky didn't say anything else as he continued to stare. Until he finally said, "I still think we should eat her."

"Bucky—" Wanda started to say exasperatedly.

"In a way I think she'd like it too," Bucky smirked, and Wanda bit her lip, trying to hide her excited grin. "What do you think, doll? Want to give us a taste of you? Promise we won't bite."

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[missmonsters2]

wait okay this is the real last one, i swear. buckynat x reader, haunting of hill house-esque vibe where they notice reader is slowly going insane and they realize it's the ghosts in the home who are at fault

buckynat x reader is what I want if I'm being real honest.

Pairing: buckynat x fem!reader (The Haunting of Hill House AU)

Warnings: spoopy a lil 🥺

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Natasha stirred, hearing quiet footsteps pitter-pattering about. She opened her eyes and found herself in Bucky's arms, the metal one over her waist.

But something was missing.

You weren't in her arms.

"Bucky," Natasha whispered after she turned in his embrace. She shook him a little as he snored. "Bucky."

"Huh," Bucky grunted softly as his eyes fluttered open. "What's wrong?"

"It's happening again," Natasha whispered again as if afraid something—someone would hear her.

"Shit," Bucky sat up, adjusting his shirt that had ridden up as he slept. "Where is she?"

"I don't know...in the halls maybe?" Natasha muttered as she got out of bed, Bucky following her.

"Well, she can't wander around too much. Most of the house is under construction and I've blocked it off," Bucky tried to reassure the redhead, but it was rather hard when he felt worried as well.

This was supposed to be nothing more than a quick summer project. They've flipped tons of houses before without any issues.

But there was something wrong with this place. Other than the obvious structural issues...it was like the house breathed at night.

The housekeepers had said there had been...deaths in the house before. Nothing crazy, just people passing away in their sleep. Even so, they had refused to be in the house after sunset as part of their contract.

Incidences left and right. It started with you saying that you thought you heard things. Natasha slept most nights fitfully.

And Bucky? It felt like his skin was crawling all the time.

They both carefully crept towards the door, opening it just a sliver to peer out.

There was nothing in the hallway, just the creaking of the walls.

Until you rounded the corner.

Your footsteps were light, graceful even.

It was unlike you.

You muttered to yourself. "They're leaving me. They're leaving me. No, no, no."

You shook your head, turning to the side, peering at something Bucky and Natasha had no idea of what.

"Stop lying. They wouldn't. They're not. They're not..."

It was silent for a moment before you put your hands to your ears.

"I didn't want to be in the middle. I get too hot. Bucky...Bucky doesn't care who's in the middle. No, they weren't. They were running errands today..."

Natasha's heart thudded in her chest. Who the hell were you talking to?

Bucky clenched his jaw, his grip on Natasha's hips tightening as he stared at you.

God, you looked so...so tired.

"We need to leave this place, Bucky."

"And go where, Nat?" Bucky whispered back. "All our money is tied up in this place. If we don't flip it, we're going to be in a hole."

"But there's obviously something wrong, Buck," Natasha insisted quietly, keeping her eyes on you. "Look at her. I don't want to say it but there's something in this house."

"I know that," Bucky sighed, reluctant as well to admit it. "But what should we do?"

"I don't know. We should only fix up the place during the day and like the housekeepers, leave this place at night. Tony owns a bunch of hotel chains, doesn't he? We'll just ask where the closest one is that he owns and if he could give us a room until the renovations are over and we've sold the place. We'll just give him what we owe once the house sells," Natasha sighed. She really hated asking people to help her like this, but if it was for your sake, she'd do anything.

"Okay," Bucky swallowed, hating even more, to have to ask for Tony's help. But just like Natasha, he'd do anything for you.

"What should we do now?" Bucky asked.

Natasha pursed her lips. "I don't know. Interrupting her makes her twitchy. But we should see if we could coax her back to bed."

Suddenly, you whipped your head in their direction, catching their eyes.

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[missmonsters2]

my relationship with @empyreanwritings is us just edging each other while the other is at work

#edging each other with SMUTTY HEADCANONS AND DRABBLES #*SCREAMS* #stef aka the loml

[missmonsters2]

All these asks coming out here flirting, acting like me and your “twin flame” wouldn’t totally call dibs if @lesbian-deadpool wasn’t involved. Psh - thewitchandtheassassin

It’s a flex that none of you are toxic but one of you is going to need to take one for the team and be toxic to me for like a week and put me through it 😩🙏🏻😌✨💖🥲💘

@lesbian-deadpool @thewitchandtheassassin @empyreanwritings

#mm: answered #internet wife tag #mick my og #stef aka the loml

[missmonsters2]

My face when I find out you and empyreanwritings aren't actually dating: 😐

Stop it right now, you two are together. I already made a shrine

LMFAOOOSDIKjflKSDj

Let's see this shrine though. What's in it?? What do have for offerings? Stef is picky just so you know @empyreanwritings

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[missmonsters2]

Who is Jae-Ha and why is Steff him? I want to join in on the teasing

You’d have to watch the whole anime to understand 😩 but so worth it cuz I lord it over stef everyday LMAO

@empyrean-thot

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[missmonsters2]

i follow you cause im In Love with you and when we get married, we can look back at our fruitiness on here and smile

HAHAJSJDJFKDKFLE you really wanted to give the stans something today, huh, princess?

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[missmonsters2]

Have you seen The Half of It? Been popping up on my Netflix recommended lately.

I did!! I watched it with @empyreanwritings 🥰 it was a hot minute ago but I think we both liked it! I would categorize it as more of a self-discovery and friendship movie than romance. Though the ending was pretty good in having it end on a good note.

We liked it right, stef? The actors in it are cute and the story was good!

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[missmonsters2]

I see you found a way to feed your toxic needs, huh, babes? 😂 - thewitchandtheassassin

I'm doing my best LMFAO since none of u hoes want to put me through a 2 week toxic relationship 🙄 @thewitchandtheassassin

Although props to Stef for writing me angst bc I couldn't find anything that really hit the spot LMAO @empyreanwritings

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[missmonsters2]

The shrine is three parts. One is just a shitty edited picture of you two surrounded by hearts. One side is yours: it has pictures of Wanda, some crytals (IDK you give me crystal bitch vibes), and a $5 Taco Bell gift card. Stef's side has pictures of Bucky, a vial with the blood of her enemies, and a succulent with a top hat.

I'm shook bc I know nothing about crystals LOL the $5 taco bell gift card is accurate though 😂 Stef's side is pretty accurate i would have to say, although the vial may not be big enough 👀

This is a pretty neat shrine, yeah? @empyreanwritings

Although we may have to increase the gift card to $10. I'm a good person and need to share the goods with stef.

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