#stats for june

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit. #this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!! #my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried. #i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick) #& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle) #OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies

[salon-maiden-anabel]

barely been drawing lately but i did manage to get Alpha Sapphire Randomizer shitpost out . Lisia knows shes in a video game and also that that video game is being played wrong. She keeps escaping through the vents whenever May looks away

#pokemon #junes doodles #talk tag #theres a few other randomizer lore thigns but “lisia is aware of the 4th wall” is the funniest #other fun things are: this is the timeline where hardenshipping is happily married #BAD the makuhita is the destroyer of the real world #also Fish the Skitty knows Dragon Ascent. #ALSO CONTESTS ARE THE ONLY NON-RANDOMIZED THING? #AND I CANT STAY ON THE CONTEST STAT PAGE FOR MORE THEN A SECOND OR MY GAME FREEZES #LISIA IS THE FINAL BOSS BC SHES TRYING TO STOP ME

[sexynetra]

Have you ever seen anyone cuter? (The answer is no. No you haven’t)

#I mean!!! god!!! #also being able to look at this photo and go wow :) this is what she wore to do my cameo :) this was the look #she looks just as cute #because she probably recorded it like an hour ago sksksks #anyways #scream #she’s precious #and I am writing this outfit into my fic stat #I don’t care that it takes place in June shut up I hate you #I’ll make it work #drag race #rpdr #rpdr 15 #drag race 15 #marcia #marcia x3 #marcia marcia marcia #RuPaul’s drag race #RuPaul’s drag race 15 #jimbo #canadas drag race #cdr

[thestylesindependent]

Harry's House has received its Double Platinum certification from RIAA in the United States!

#hsh stats #harry styles #june 2023 #riaa certifications #2x platinum

[themaybeman]

💪💪💪

#i think top 0.005% is the highest listener percentile ive ever been in for an artist #and i started listening to them in LATE JUNE #and the 26k mins listened is crazyyyyy… thats about 1/5 of my total minutes this year 😭😭😭 #i might reblog with some of my other stats but for now i just wanted to brag 😎 #ajr #spotify wrapped #og

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

the seventh virtue drafting journey is soooo crazy to me bc I did the 10k day in may 2021 & then exactly a year later I was 60k into the manuscript & then from august 2022 to early march 2023 (a tiny bit over 6 months) I wrote the remaining 138 000 words LOL

#138K IN SIX MONTHSSSSSSSSSSS??????????? #HUHHHHH #did I do the math wrong on that #I don't think so??? the graph literally has a spike LOL #I was working on feeding habits between this I think? tho I think mostly short stories #I'm not kidding tho I took AN ENTIRE YEAR off from feeding habits LOL (july 2021 to june 2022) #anyway I should go through my stats in a video I think it'd be interesting to show that diff projects take different time #like just checked the one from moth work and I drafted it consistently from august of 2019 but then took a break till october #of that year! then a break from oct to nov and basically just working on it once a month #AND I FORGOT I FINISHED THAT BOOK ON FUCKING LEAP DAY THIS MAKES SOOO MUCH SENSE LOLLLLL #lonan and harrison only having the anniversary of their first book being finished every 4 years..... so them #GOTTA DIG INTO THESE STATS ACTUALLY THIS WILL BE SO FUN #this is on mywriteclub & I started w moth work so we have lots of graphs to look at!!!!!!

[juneability]

231025 ♡ wednesday. i started and finished a stats assignment that was due today! deadlines really are the greatest motivator (unfortunately). made a london fog and enjoyed the evening light as i approached the hand-in cutoff time lol

🎧— bring her back, dirt poor robins.

#june enlightenment #studyblr #learning japanese #insp #light academia #academia aesthetic #aesthetic #psyc major #psychology #statistics #stats notes #pretty notes #cramming

[stromer]

how do you want the draft to go??

overwhelming response (two people in total) to my previous post :p so here are my dope takes that i wish the NHL would take seriously regarding the 2023 draft:

i do not take actual draft order into consideration for like any of these... because ch*cago ruined my life and draft order attempted to ruin idgaf war hero jeichel's life SO!!

bedard to the ducks

i think it's pretty obvious this was the spot i wanted bedsy to land. the whole OC boy experience was something i was rooting so hard for. he needed to discover the healing powers of a double double animal style clowning on zegras. like i've said before, his horror filled eyes would only get worse with one trip on the I5.. and i think it would've made him an even better hockey player somehow 🧪

he REALLY needed to be a canuck. common fact. but those freaks fucked around and found out horrifically. at least they played meaningful hockey when it was supposed to be MEANINGLESS. thank you very much to those orcas. you just lost connor bedard cuz anti-tank kuzmenko had bananas to eat. and quinn. that freak

2. leo carlsson to the sharks

in a perfect world, leo carlsson will never know the saw trap under construction that is Ohio. and the fact that he even knows where it is on the map is already too much for me to bear. if my lovely sharks had actually committed to a really good tank... i would’ve bought a jersey. i will use the power of my delusion to ensure this DOES happen actually. that's a guarantee cuz don't i deserve to be happy?? give me another swede MIKE!!! you keep taking ekky away from me, u capital L Loser so give me another one

in another universe i think leo to philly would be fucking bonkers level big brain 🧠 i only say this cuz i think he needs to hangout with joel farabee IMMEDIATELY. i found leo's tiktok and he's on there being so fucking silly goofy lipsyncing to GUNNA??? hooping to Lil baby??? even hit the griddy?? new era of orange and maybe leo should be there

3. adam fantilli to the HABS

this choice was mainly inspired by this comment adam left on cole's instagram and it got me THINKING. known jhughes fan boy adam fantilli has been going to work getting in with the NTDP boys and i think this is a solid choice somehow. can't really elaborate more on this, just a feeling i'm feeling.

again, in a world where jackets didn't commit to the bit of being so completely morbid awful nasty gross, adam going there so he wasn't too far away from his other half luca would've been good with me. the umichification of OHIO.. c'mon 〽️

and of course the reality of the great chances he's a future duck hasn't been lost on me. i think he's going to be a great addition to the canadian heist that will force zegras into more team canada jerseys.

plus he hit a matthews celly once. and i think that means he goes somewhere where it would be eaten up

4. will smith to buffalo

with a name like will smith he's got to go somewhere that i KNOW bitches will serenade him with the fresh prince of bel air theme song (like he assumedly has been all his life) and what better place to do this than the sabres. a team for silly goofy guys is where i think will smith and his NTDP taught silliness could thrive. also the athletic clowned on him for not being able to skate like jhughes despite being the n.1 center in the NTDP this year. whiteboy hockey looks can haunt you apparently .but my son you will go to a place where it doesn't matter because the vibes are too strong. cuz i said so

however, streets are saying he might be coming to the sharks. no surprise considering will is a future boston college student athlete and mike grier starts acting up anytime someone with BOSTON connections is in his sights. like a rabid dog with no self control. so, maybe bordy will be in contact with smith soon via insta DM?? and maybe i wouldn't be mad about it

anyway... all of these boys are haunted regardless of where they get drafted because they got invited to vegas to watch stanley cup final game 2.. and we all know that was a monstrosity so. Permanently scarred pre draft, here's how i would've saved them.

THE END!

#is my sharks bias really obvious??? LMAO srry hahahaha 😐 i'm so miserable help me!!!!!!!!! #i think this all checks out idk someone make me commissioner of NHL STAT #posting this and moving on with my silly stupid life (i will complain until june 28th and even after that when none of this happens) #don't ask me why jhughes was namedropped so much. that's actually none of my business. they just love bringing him up unlike me #don't care about any one else. i also put too much thought into these 4 so no more brainpower to expend in this post

[cowgurrrl]

I’m back in Texas and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem

#june screams on the internet #give me a sweet tea and a chicken strip sandwich from Whataburger STAT

[oathkeeperoxas]

so apparently in order to "finish" my "wips" I have to "work" on them. it's in the name or something

#just have not been feeling the writing mood this year lads. doing my june spreadsheet to track writing and its like hmm... do i even bother #went back to my 2018 sheet and there are multiple months there when i got less than 15k done so like. quantity is still more than double! #i am getting at least 30k a month written. but feels bad when last year i got a minimum of 40k a month written #like yes that was in the throes of my obsession with cod ywan and after 2 yrs that has cooled... but still. would like to write still :') #browsing thru all my wips to get accurate stats for my spreadsheet like whyyyyy are there so manyyyyy #i have 175k of unposted codyw an. can i get some of that out there. #though like over 80k of that is one fic which needs another 50k probably. augh. and also a rewrite #because its the 3rd thing i ever wrote for that ship and I didn't know what it was about. 2 years later and 80k in I know what it's about #but would require major rewrites... like on one hand i could just ditch it. whatever. but it does have some nice snippets throughout #and the message is one I've been trying to get on paper for years and just augh #annoying. wanna post smth this weekend but have nothing near done... #personal

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Terezi: 1 H4T3 YOU!

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #terezi hates her in a quadrant sense #whereas vriska has depression #gonna need some june snuggles stat #mod jade

[june-again]

ok what the hell. 90% on a midterm i thought i barely passed

#i really have no idea what's going on in my stats course #it would help if i attended class more. #but yeah #still more worried about my most recent biopsyc midterm #june shines #the trials of juniversity

[thestylesindependent]

Daydreaming has been certified Gold by RIAA in the United States!

#daydreaming stats #harry styles #june 2023 #riaa certifications #gold certification

[maegalkarven]

I made Juniper (cambion!June) in game and finally going to play his path. Look at him. Perceive him.

The second to last pic is just "Maybe Grandfather Was Right.jpg" June doesn't even remember having grandfather, but some part of him knows what he would roll eyes at this awkward descend.

#dark urge: june #cambion june #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #i also messed with trainer to make his stats more char-appropriate #bc he is a over the century old genius grandchild of Mephistopheles #so he has 15 str 15 dex 14 const 21 wis 21 int and 17 char #AS HE SHOULD #do you think he had anything else to do but work on himself in these 100 boring lonely years? think again #Also that moment when he fell from nautiloid #and was falling down #sure some part of him felt the wrongness of it #like he should have wings to spread #like something is missing #the scars on his face are self-inflicted #the mind fragmentation is self-inflicted too #orin interrupted the ritual he started to separate himself from bhaal #he was so close from becoming free from Mephisto AND Bhaal both #@orin wtf. couldn't you like...wait for an hour?

[juneability]

231204 ♡ monday. been a bit since i posted on here. november was really hard for me, i couldn't scrape up motivation to do much more than the very bare minimum. however.... things have also changed a lot, and i expect them to change more by january's semester starts. i've made friends and fallen in love with my major again. today, i—

caught up on stats notes (exam thurs)

worked on a poster presentation (due tmrw)

drafted the rest of my research proposal (due wed)

attended a book club meeting

made it to all my classes

jammed out with a good friend

ate a meal (i think)

🎧—october birds, flower face

#june enlightenment #studyblr #dark academia #chaotic academia #academia aesthetic #aesthetic #psyc major #psychology #statistics #stats notes #pretty notes #rainbow aesthetic