#statehumans nevada

[weirdestbooks]

Secret States Chapter 16

Brotherly Love

Illinois POV

"So let me get this straight. You invited Texas to the UN meeting because you two wanted the states to be revealed. Texas ratted out Liberia as being the person behind it and now Dad and Dee are promising to punish you severely, and you want us to help get you out of the house." Nevada said as I cackled at their situation.

"Yes that's what happened and Noi can you please shut up." Texas said.

"Absolutely not." I said through my laughter, "Oh I can't believe Liberia got ratted out immediately by Texas."

"Oh come on! If you planned this you would have been ratted out too!" Liberia insisted. I shook my head, laughter calming down.

"Libby, I have ways to make sure nobody would rat me out." I said.

"What, you gonna pull a Wales?" He asked.

"Well yes, but also I was a part of the mob during Prohibition, I picked up a thing or two." I said. Although I hated the fact that the mob still had me under their thumb, and controlled me, I could still appreciate what they taught me. It's the only way I've been able to keep that secret, to protect my family and my human identity.

Also it came in handy when I worked as a spy in Lithuania during the Cold War. Mainly to help Dad and the Baltics keep in touch since Dad still recognized them as independent nations.

Speaking of that, I would have to try and meet Lithuania at some point again. She was a very fun person to be around.

"Wait, you were actually part of the mob?" Liberia asked, shock in his voice.

"Yes? Dude, that's common knowledge." Texas said.

"I thought it was just a joke! What the hell?" Liberia said. Nevada giggled at that.

"You are not ready to hear about me and Yorkie then." He said.

"YOU AND NEW YORK WERE ALSO PART OF THE MOB?" Liberia yelled. Texas and Nevada laughed, while I smiled uncomfortably, tense. Talking about being part of the mob always made me so nervous. I didn't want them to find out what the mob was doing to me, or making me do.

The knowledge of the bug on my phone only made me more uncomfortable.

I hope that won't hurt me because of this.

Nevada must have noticed by uncomfortableness, because he quickly changed the subject. My body posture relaxed, and I gave Nevada a relieved smile. Thank God for my little brother and the fact that he knew. I don't think I would have been able to go through the blackmail and humiliation if it wasn't for him and New York. And Michigan, even if he didn't know.

"So Liberia, even though you are an independent nation, you are still here and letting yourself be grounded. Why?" Nevada asked.

"I fear Dee more than I fear anything else on Earth." Liberia said bluntly.

"She's terrifying." Texas said, shuddering slightly.

"Give me ten bucks and I'll tell you an embarrassing story about her." I said. Texas looked excited at that, and pulled out ten dollars and gave it to me.

"Thanks." I said, pocketing it and turning to Nevada, "So Vada, how do you think we should smuggle these two out?"

"You aren't going to tell me anything?" Texas asked, incredulous.

"Nah I just wanted ten dollars." I said. Texas groaned as our brothers laughed.

"I shouldn't have trusted you." He said. My smile faded some at that. Of course he didn't trust me. I was betraying them all the time and I needed to leave and to get away, it was too much and I felt the guilt well up again and I needed to go and-

I cut off my panicked thoughts before the panic attack started, and tried to swallow down the panic in my throat. I couldn't let them see that something was wrong. Then they could find out and if they found out...I couldn't let them find out.

I just had to get through this. Then I could hide in my room.

"Come on Tex, you know how Noi is. He's a conman and a liar!" Liberia said with a smile. I knew he was joking, but it was bringing up the guilt and the pain and I wanted to cry and hug them and confess and destroy the bug and trackers and I couldn't because then they would hurt my family!

I can't let them do that.

So I forced myself to smile.

"Any more insults to me and I'll just tell Dee about you asking me and Vada for help." I said. That would stop the insults and make it easier to hide the guilt and the pain. It was only for less than an hour. I could do this. I could!

"Got it. No more insults. I really don't want to face Dee's wrath getting worse." Texas said.

"Good." I said with a small nod, "Now here's the plan. I go with Libby and sneak him out that window by NASA's room. After NASA's stargazing field is the woods and once you start running in there, you shouldn't be found. Vada can go with Tex and sneak him out the outside cellar door, since that opens up to where that cornfield is, so you can get lost in that."

"Running through the cornfields. Reminds me of that one time when we were with Yorkie and we were trying to-" Nevada began before I cut him off, not wanting Liberia or Texas to hear this story.

"Yes Nevada I remember you don't have to tell everyone." I said, blushing with embarrassment. Nevada laughed.

"Sorry, but it's just so easy to embarrass you with that." He said.

"Well now I want to hear this story." Liberia said, looking excited. Nevada smiled his crooked grin, and put his hands behind his back.

"Oh you do? What would you pay for it?" He asked in his conman voice. Liberia's face changed to one of fear as that happened.

"Never mind, I am no longer interested in knowing. Hey Noi, let's leave now. Please?" Liberia asked. I laughed quietly, and nodded.

"We can go." I said, walking out of Nevada's room, Liberia following me. We walked in silence for a minute, before Liberia spoke up.

"Are you okay Noi? You are too quiet, you aren't laughing as loud, and you looked uncomfortable back there." I nodded and smiled.

"Of course I'm fine Libby. Just a bit worried about the countries knowing about us. It's exciting, but nerve wracking." I said, grateful that I was good at lying. Liberia was probably the worst person who could find out about my situation, with his inability to keep any type of secret.

"Okay..." Liberia said, looking at me with suspicion, "You'd tell us if something was wrong though, right?"

"Of course I would Libby." I said as I opened the window, "Now let's get you out of here before we get caught."

#secret states by weird #statehumans illinois #statehumans nevada #statehumans texas #countryhumans liberia

[nevada-6]

Out here in the desert its hot asf bruh

#statehumans nevada #statehumans

[ask-the-usa-manor]

If I point a geiger counter up to say Nevada or New Mexico would they give off radiation and make it go off?

“No, no. No way,” Nevada shook her head, “I don’t think so.”

“Meh,” New Mexico shrugged, “It wasn’t that bad—”

“Not that bad, eh?” Texas flipped the light switch off. Both New Mexico and Nevada were glowing.

Arizona slowly scooted his chair away from the two, maintaining eye contact until he scooted away into the darkness.

“…If you crack your back,” A new voice— Washington— chimed in, “Do you get brighter?”

New Mexico squinted towards the general direction of Washington’s voice, “Do I look like a glow stick to you?”

“Ye—”

“Don’t answer that.”

#USAManor! Texas #USAManor! New Mexico #USAManor! Nevada #Screw Quebec #Statehumans

[thebunnylord]

I just remembered a bunch of headcanons that I had for my statehuman utah.

She came out from a rock, state humans and subregion humans are not born, they just kind of spawn out of nowhere

She can play the organ

Is a Mormon (duh)

Is obsessed with dinosaurs and she and Mongolia bonded over their love of dinosaurs.

“Hi! Do you want to talk about our lord and savior?”…. “No? Okay…do you want to talk about dinosaurs then?”

Has two modes: the religious Mormon girl, and the crazed mad paleontologist who is obsessed with dinosaurs.

She can bake really good cookies

Always brings a jello salad to any gathering (this stereotype is true By the way! As a Mormon, I can confirm that we love our jello salads and actually know a member who would make green jello salad every Christmas!) only a few states eat it out of politeness, whatever you do, don’t eat her green jello salad surprise.

I once started this story where a few of the southern states decided to bring Arkansas to their Las Vegas trip, but they had to ask America who then said, “okay, but you have to bring Utah with you, she’s going to make sure that you do not do anything stupid like gambling or drinking.” And they were all like, “NOOO!! WE WANNA SIN IN SIN CITY! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO IN SIN CITY IF WE CANT SIN!?” and Utah goes with them and she brings her five foot tall t-rex plushie and they sneak out to go visit Nevada and get their livers destroyed and their bank accounts emptied.

There was also this story line where she befriends San Marino who is a collector in my AU, and they work together to put together a little museum in the meeting building and try and put together an archive.

#statehumans #statehumans utah #countryhumans #old headcanons #Utah #mormonism #dinosaurs

[weirdestart]

I’m going to make this picture of Nevada with this flag digital at some point, but here’s the uncolored traditional version.

#countryhumans #statehumans #statehumans nevada

[weirdestarrow]

Nevada! I’m not sure about his hair, but that’s definitely something I’m still working on.

#statehumans #countryhumans #statehumans nevada #Weird’s Art

[justskulkingaround]

#statehumans #sh Nevada #wip

[countryhumans-trash]

@charmingcritter

#statehumans #sh Nevada

[alex-fa-ch]

California: *places a card in the middle* Ace of hearts!

Oregon: *puts down an uno +4 wild card and signs "red"*

Washington: *slams down a yu gi oh card* Defense mode!

Nevada, genuinely stressed out: What game are we playing?!

#statehumans #Countryhumans #incorrect quotes #nevada #california #oregon #washington #source: tumblr #nevada is VERY good at gambling and card games #and the other three like to dunk on him by bullshitting things like this #my posts #queued

[sebbybro]

So I recently found out countryhumans and statehumans existed, so I drew this thing of California, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico!

I did use some outfits from other artists and put my own spin on them, but I lost the reference pictures and artists 😭 if you see the resemblance and/or know who the artists are please tell me and give them credit

#statehumans #arizona #colorado #new mexico #digital art #california #it took me over a week to finish this #nevada and utah were supposed to be in it #but at that point #it had been so long #so i gave up #sorry lmao #but also not

[weirdestbooks]

Oneshots-Arson

California commits arson, requested by HannahRiverlight

Nevada POV

"Cali's been running around with gasoline and matches all day. Do you think we should be worried?" I asked Arizona as we watched California walk by with said objects.

"Probably." Arizona answered.

"Relax you two. You aren't my target." California called. I laughed at that.

"You have a target?" Arizona asked. California nodded.

"That hijo de puta Texas. His house is going to go up in flames!" California said with a laugh. I laughed harder at that, as Arizona just stared at California in concern.

"I want to ask what motivated this so badly, but I am also very afraid of what the answer will be." Arizona eventually said.

"Good choice Sunny. Good choice. Vada, wanna help me? I know you are always down for illegal things." California asked.

"Not all the time, but this seems fun. So long as we don't get arrested. But I have four active warrants out for human me so this should be fine." I said, shrugging.

"You have four warrants out for you? Jesus fuck Vada what did you do?" Arizona asked, looking like she was questioning both my sanity and California's.

"Relax. Two are for car theft, one is for battery, and the other is for missing my court date." I said, leaving out the fact that all of this had been gained through helping Illinois work to get out of the unfortunate situation he had been trapped in since 1921.

"YOU MISSED A COURT DATE?" Arizona yelled. I laughed, knowing it was best to hide my feelings about Illinois's situation. After all, Illinois couldn't tell anyone or the consequences would be deadly.

"Jeez Valentine, speak a little louder, would you? I don't think they heard you in DC." I said. Arizona rolled her eyes.

"Yeah please stop screaming while we plan illegal things." California said. Arizona groaned and threw her hands into the air.

"You two are infuriating!" She said before marching out.

"Well she's a joy to be around. Anyways, ready to set Texas's house on fire?" California said, holding up a match and smiling.

"Ready! Let's just hope he doesn't find out about it being us. I'm more scared of what he'll do then what the police will do." I said.

"Well this is revenge for him burning down my house so I'm sure he won't mind."

"TEXAS BURNT DOWN YOUR HOUSE?"

#oneshots by weird #statehumans california #statehumans nevada

[bishopknight0517]

Florida and Virginia

*Florida looking over at Nevada*

Florida: Area 51 is awesome and all but do you know what is better than that?

*Florida looking over at Virginia* 

Florida: Knowing what the CIA has been hiding for all these years!

#statehumans #countryhumans #florida #virginia #nevada

[incorrect-countryhumans]

Ah, shit here we go again. California and Nevada Headcanon

So we all know that they’re rivals, yeah. But maybe sometimes they can bond, but they only do so when the other states aren’t watching. America knows that they do this but won’t say anything because he knows that they want to keep that hidden

#countryhumans #countryhuman #statehumans #statehuman #ch america #sh california #sh nevada #submission #headcanon

[orozukoarts3]

StateHuman Nevada Male

#Orozuko_Arts_:3 #OrozukoDesingOfNevada #OrozukoDesingOfNevadaMale #CountryHumans #StateHuman #StateHumanNevada #StateHumanNevadaMale #HeadShot #DigitalArt #MediBangPro

[justskulkingaround]

#quick repost #statehumans #sh california #sh georgia #sh minnesota #sh new hampshire #sh Nevada

[alex-fa-ch]

Alternate Responses to "I love you"

New York: Thanks!

Vermont: *laughs nervously*

Maine: *laughs hysterically*

Massachusetts: Who doesn't?

California: YEET

Texas: *finger guns*

Rhode Island: I am so sorry

New Jersey: A horrible decision, really

Connecticut: I know. You made it obvious.

Minnesota: Well that's very nice of ya!

New Hampshire: *total silence*

Florida: Yikes!

Alabama: Aw, you're so sweet!

Nevada: I made you say that

Ohio: Why?

South Michigan: Yay!

North Michigan: Are you sure...?

Maryland: Oh god

Louisiana: *deep breath*

Georgia: Please don't!

Washington: Keep that to yourself.

Oregon: *nervous smile*

Alaska: If only there was someone out there who loved you.

#statehumans #new york #vermont #maine #massachusetts #california #texas #rhode island #new jeresy #Connecticut #minnesota #new hampshire #florida #alabama #nevada #ohio #south michigan #north michigan #maryland #lousiana #georgia #washington #oregon #alaska #i ran out of ideas so i ran out of states sorry