My name is Lord Bunny, I am not, Nor have I ever been a member of the Communist party. Do not be fooled, I am an adult but comes off as a child. My instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lord_bunny_the_first/
Guess who has a can of worms, a fishing pole, a tackle box filled with lures that I might as well just dump straight into the river, and a lake stocked with trout and other garbage fish that needs to be cleared out?
My mom’s church calling is in nursery, it’s basically a glorified playtime where she lets the kids play, have snacks and has primary songs playing in the background. It’s not too hard, we literally only have two kids in our entire ward.
Today my mom had the window open and she turned around for two seconds, and one of the kids was trying to climb out the window. For some reason the windows in the nursery don’t have screens which to be honest should be the one room in the entire church building that should have a window screen.
The same kid also spent nursery trying to climb up the closet shelves and had to be stopped multiple times by his mom and my mom.
Last Sunday I found two playing cards in the library, and because I didn’t want to go to relief society, I just hung out in the hallway.
Little fun fact about me is that I can throw playing cards and make them boomerang back to me. I also was able to get a playing card to stick into a piece of poster board once. So I was casually practicing my card throwing and while I was leaving the kitchen, I threw a card out of the kitchen, across the hall, and just inches in front of one of the bishopric who was coming up from that hall.
I didn’t see him, and he stood there for a moment and said, “note to self, be careful when walking down the hall.” And went on his way.
I was extra careful with my card throwing after that….
In my human AU, Godred survived the initial fall when his engine fell off the side of the mountain, but had sustained a spinal injury and a severe head injury. Because it was hard to access the mountain side where the accident was, it took a while for rescue to come and take him to hospital. A few of the passengers ended up making a stretcher out of blankets and carrying him back up the mountain where he was then taken back down to the station in another engine. He was luckily unconscious at the time but because it took so long to get him down the mountain and his spine was never stabilized, he died on the way down the mountain.
People have debated on whether or not Godred could have been saved. Some say that if the passengers had taken the time to properly stabilize his spine and head, or waited until the rescuers came and treated him, he would’ve had a chance. Others say that given the technology at the time, he would’ve been dead by the time help arrived and he was doomed from the start.
Duncan: *shows up* HEY THERE SMUDGER! IT’S ME YA BOI!
Rusty: *screaming*
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Duncan: alright ya little demon !!#$&@!!, we have a rem pod with us, if you are smudger, make the rem pod beep once, if not, make it go off twice.
Smudger’s ghost: *panics and begins smacking the rem pod* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
The rem pod: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Duncan: STOP THAT!
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Rusty: alright, looks like Smudger doesn’t want to talk to us, let’s get out of here and stop messing with them.
Duncan: !!$#&!! It! SMUDGER I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! GET YOUR !!$#&!! !!!$#@!! OUT HERE RIGHT NOW AND POSSESS ME ALREADY!!
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Duncan: Hey Rusty.
Rusty: What?
Duncan: So ye know are these ghost hunter tv shows, right?
Rusty: Are you....Planning to hunt down Smudger's ghost?
Duncan: Yeah. I think I should be allowed on those shows.
Rusty: Pretty sure that's unsafe for the ghosts....
Smudger, in the distance: I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe-
I’ve been watching too many Neil the seal videos, I now headcanon that Sodor has their own version of Neil the Seal who likes to lie on the tracks and cause havoc. Because he resides on the harwick branchline, Ryan and Daisy have to deal with him the most though others have to deal with him too. Here’s how each character has to deal with Sodor’s Neil the seal.
Ryan: carries a riot shield his cab, his driver and fireman use it to push the seal off the tracks while making as much noise as possible.
Daisy: treated the seal like a cow, honked at it and told it to move, backfired when it charged at her and showed aggression. Now everytime she encounters the seal, she insists that her driver go call Toby.
Duck: “excuse me sir? Sir please sir, can you please move off the tracks sir? Please sir, pardon me please sir. Sir please! Sir? Sir please excuse me!”
Oliver: slowly rolls up to the seal until it decides to move, always backfires because the seal waits until Oliver’s wheels are touching him. Gives up, and just has the guard put red flags and track detonators around the seal. Toad has tried tried to negotiate with the seal with no success.
Donald: his driver and fireman uses a giant snow shovel to roll the seal off the tracks
Douglas: nope, not putting up with this. Let them lay on the tracks for all we care.